Hey /fit/, how to not cum too quick? 20 khv here. Have about

>>39218124
She's gonna figure out you're a virgin right away. And there's nothing you can do to prepare for your first vagina so you might as well just enjoy your 20 seconds with her

>>39218124

just b urself ;)

>>39218124
Need more info.
What's her race?
Also, don't let her on top. You'll bust in 2 seconds. Was hoping someone would've told me when I was younger.

>>39218124
Pics of her or gtfo

Jack off morning before. Afternoon, even.

Focus on satisfying her before you cum. Finger her, make out, etc. Ask what she likes and do it.

Pull out and rest a sec if you need it.

jack off as many times as you can that day, including once at least an hour before you see her

>>39218124
fap one hour before you pick her up
continue to act like you did on text
grab a beer
take some zinc and eat some pineapple
prepare to give her the worst fuck of her life because YOU CAN'T FAKE NOT BEING A VIRGIN
have fun

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who cares

If dubs: OP is too nervous and can't get it up

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>>39218124

>I have my first 6/10 tindergrille coming over tomorrow after school

Im proud of you, send her home in an uber after.

>>39218124
The first time might go different ways. You could either be too excited and cum instantly, in this case you should fap beforehand, like an hour before.

Or you get nervous and can't cum at all. In this case you shouldn't fap beforehand at all,or else you won't get it up

>>39218143
Shes is 22, white and im second gen chinese. Also thanks for the tip anon. I was hoping for more literal steps though, like after i open the door to my dorm room and we go in what do i do

>>39218316
grab her pussy

>>39218191
Okay, can any other anons confirm this? I will probably be the second option, because white grilles below 7/10 just look diseased to me, im just doing this for my own ego to not be a khv. I would not like to be seen in public with her or any other average white woman. Top tier white grilles are better than any other grilles though

>>39218153
i fucking kekked

>>39218316
You have to figure it out.

>>39218316
>im second gen chinese

dw OP, her expectations are not going to be high

make her laugh during conversation, make her cum before you stick your cock in (read: before), have your half minute of sunshine and send her on her way.

it could be half decent for her and who knows, she might not even know you are le cold pressed virgin olive oil at the end of the day.

and if she does, who cares? you got laid, bitch. goddamn it.

dubs say i beleive in OP

>>39218355
Fuck you retard

>>39218378
p.s. please tell me OPs pic isnt a literal picture of his date. you never know with these fucking autists.

>>39218389
Girl in OP's pic doesn't look white

>>39218316
>Shes is 22, white and im second gen chinese
bulshit white girls dont like asians

>>39218378
Thanks anons, but i (and lurking self diagnosrd austists) would really like to know is WTF do i do after i meet her at wherever? Do we stop for a drink first or just go straight home? (Live 5 mins away) Then what? Do i show her around my dorm where the common toilet is so she feels more comfortable if she has to excuse herself for whatever or do we just go straight to my room? Now we're both in the room what do i do? Also what playlist

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>>39218406
Are you sure about that, cuckboii?

>>39218316
>go back to room and close door
>immediately puff body up, stand on toes, put arms out to appear bigger than any competing males
>urinate in the corner to mark your territory for other males
>shake her hand and squeeze really hard to establish dominance
>Repeat this fertility spell: Quisque libero quam, vulputate lobortis mauris eu, imperdiet vulputate sem. Sed quis cursus tortor. Sed ac enim ut turpis fermentum finibus a at massa.
>You're in

>>39218141
Hey, don't insult op like that

>>39218389
Its not. Although im not sure what you mean by your comment

>>39218406
Shes a 6/10 she cant be picky and i have gains and shirtless tinderpic

>>39218413
yea I know that you chink dyel dicklet

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>>39218431
It's okay white boi, you can insult Asians on the internet if it makes you feel better about your micropenis syndrome

>>39218422
>Quisque libero quam, vulputate lobortis mauris eu, imperdiet vulputate sem. Sed quis cursus tortor. Sed ac enim ut turpis fermentum finibus a at massa.
>not Quisque in semper erat. Nulla lobortis ipsum eget lectus finibus, eget cursus metus dictum. Etiam mollis tellus id nisi interdum tincidunt.

>>39218422
Ok but im not sure how to pronounce that, any link to a video?

>>39218316
If you're confident enough that she's just looking for a hook up it should be fairly easy. It's usually easy as fuck to just throw something on the TV and wait for the moment to engage on the kissing. Make sure you look at her lips when you're kissing her/ or about to kiss her. My first kiss I had no fucking clue what I was doing and I looked like a fucking autist touching foreheads. Make sure you have a good conversation going while you're driving. The reason why I'm saying that is cause you don't want to be a talkative faggot when you're hooking up. Only hooked up twice on tinder and that's my 2 cents. GL from another fellow Asian.

No worries amigo, I was a virgin too and met my current gf on tinder about 6 months ago. I was afraid I'd nut quickly aswell but it went okay actually. Just don't do it straight away and have some fun, be in the moment and don't think too much about cumming too quickly. Control your breathing and don't go too fast. And most importantly; FOREPLAY FOREPLAY FOREPLAY

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Real talk. Ignore the faggots telling you to jack off. Just do a lot of foreplay. If you cum quickly, just fuck her again. No biggie.

>>39218410

meet somewhere you can have a drink

have 2 or 3

make her fucking laugh, you can at least do that

go straight home

do not, do not fucking show her around your dorm

go straight to your room

undress her like youre unwrapping a fucking christmas present, tits first ass second you goddamn spastic - i feel like you need to be told how to fucking do this

play with her clit until she cums and your dick is cutting diamonds

proceed to sex of some description

she isnt going to give a shit about your fucking playlist, play limp bizkit for all she cares; she is DTF dont waste this shit OP you goddamn creampuff

virgin here too
ill never get the chance soon but anyway
cant you like cum one time finger her/lick her pussy for 10 mins and get hard a second time?

>>39218533
i support this.

do not fucking jack off.

>>39218582

for fucks sake cunt

do not cum in her, then lick her pussy

why do you need to be told this

do not do that

what in the ever loving fuck is wrong with you

>>39218597
i said cum one time not in or on or whatever
i wont eat my own cum faggot thats gay
if she wants finger lick first just do that fuck and cum fast finger lick a second time till hard and fuck her again
how long do girls need to orgasm anyway

>>39218597
don't listen to this faggot
if the girl does it for you, you do it for her

>>39218606
itt: pepe wonders how sex works

>>39218124
Chances are she will back out if she senses your lack of experience (don't ever apologise, even if you're little late, you are worth the wait, and give commands like ah a commander)...

when you are leading her back to your room that's when you lean in and say "The rule is 'no clothes in my bedroom' - it's a hard rule" and slap her arse. Just indicates that you are not for free cuddles. This way you should have no last minute resistance.

The actual sex part... since you only have 24 hours to prep for a first time maybe fap ONCE 6-12 hours before.

Always get her to suck you first so be clean clean clean. For sex wear a condom, spit on your fingers and rub her vagina lips up and down. Unless she has her ankles around your ears tell her to guide your penis in.

You last longer in missionary (advanced mode: Choke her a little with one hand and she will come sooner - she will let you know when she is coming by saying "keep doing that").

You come quickly in doggystyle but girls don't usually come this way for me but I'm average penis length (advanced mode: pull her hair slightly at the base of her head).

If you come quick just small talk for 15-20 minutes naked until you are ready to go again. Don't act tired even if you are.

>>39218623
:( fuk off

Is it a good idea to take a few shots of vodka before i meet her? Obviously not enough that she knows i did or until i get whiskey dick. Like two or three

>>39218666
if u can handle it, don't do beer tho

>>39218666
Yes.

>>39218666
yes

>>39218337
It has very little to do with how hot you find the girl desu

>>39218429
You are a khv asian guy, you are at the absolute bottom of the sexual market, she can obviously do better.

>>39218124
>how to not cum too quick?
Think of THICC joocy men while plowing your girl

>>39218720
>be white
>can't get white sloots
>gets triggered when Vince Chung fucks """his""" pure aryan waifu

>>39218720
>you are at the absolute bottom of the sexual market

There are khv black dudes and khv pajeets senpai and they are much worse

>>39218124
>Hey /fit/, how to not cum too quick? 20 khv here

bro, your main issue will be performance anxiety from porn+masturbation and loss of erection, not cumming to quick

real life isn't like American Pie

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>>39218745
are you kidding, asians are well known as the bottom of the sexual ladder

youre basically a disgrace, do your best OP

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>>39218562
>play limp bizkit for all she cares
Kek

>>39218759
>white chick cream themselves over kpop stars

>but one neckbeard on 4chan thinks asians are the bottom of the sexual ladder

Okay Cletus

>>39218562
>play limp bizkit for all she cares
The lyrical stylings of Frederick Durst III, Esq. gets the pussy wet.

>>39218124
>implying you will be able to get it up if you are already that nervous

>>39218779
>azn guy tries to make self feel better
>even azn grills dont want azn guys
I know because i'm fucking them
kekarootie patootie for the sweet azn bootie
im going to impregnate your race and ruin your fathers hopes and dreams for you, the trust fund was for nothing bitchokurito

>>39218562
bretty gud advice

honestly though, don't waste all your time trying to make her cum before you put your dick in though if she's one of those weirdos that doesn't cum. Just put the dink in and focus on you, you're a virgin after all.

>>39218809
>race mixing
Doing God's work

>>39218562
All of this is good advice except the Limp Bizkit part lmao

>>39218815
agreed, give it 5-10 minutes tops, if she doesnt cum just go nuts with your dingaling mate

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>asking fit about sex advice

>>39218562

p good advice, for 4chan.

its lower than you think

>>39218809
>>even azn grills dont want azn guys

Why's there 1 billion Asians then Cletus?

Why all the white, black and asian bitches go crazy on Kpop vids?

Why does women of all races and religions wanna suck Eugene Lee's dick?

Also your Japanese onaholes are not real women, you're impregnating fucking nobody.

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>>39218843
Ohhhh fuck hes mad now

>>39218406
White girls LOVE Asian guys now because of K-pop.

>>39218843
i cant help but think you might be the only one who wants to suck eugene lee's dick, ching-chong bing-bong IV

do you think about eugene lee's dick often?

like, more than normal?

>typical azn cuck gets mad

>>39218858
Nigga even white GUYS like asian guys now
t. Asian twink

>>39218834
>>39218824
>>39218815
>>39218562
Thank you anons

I will review this poste

For the rest of the fitizens, hang in there and let this be a reminder that getting /fit/ does help

Although you will never lift the autism away you can still increase your chances

t. Ex r9k-er

>>39218124
What's wrong with cumin quick? I normally nut quick but then I carry straight on and go for longer. Just hope you get a girl that likes cum, most do so that shouldn't be an issue.

>uni
never gonna make it

>>39218316
eat her out for at least 10 minutes, its gonna be disgusting for you, but she's gonna like, go slow and don't rush

>>39218124
If you're not a homosexual you won't cum your first time. Big chance you'll be too nervous to even cum

>>39218877

dubs say i still beleive in OP

>>39218755
can confirm, focus on pleasing her regardless of you, you might take a few sessions to come around

>>39218562
Op here, i have a question.

Can i skip the part where we meet for a drink? Is that important? Because its essentially just another chance for me to fuck it up and not have her follow me home.

She already said we will fuck and i live a minute away from her uni, can we just go back straight away and drink in my room?

>>39218923
>can we just go back straight away and drink in my room?
Yes. Become Vince Chung brah

>>39218923
yes for sure, lower your expectations of yourself. if you have a good time with her, and don't make the physical part awkward, it won't matter if either of you can't perform in the moment - you can come around at a later date. trust.

>>39218923
thinking like this is not helpful OP

you just defeated yourself

protip: dont think like that

youre a fucking pure-bred bullock charging at a red flag, youre fulfilling your biological function, youre a man so fucking act like it

having a drink makes her feel like youre a normal guy who does this erry day

but srsly, just do whatever doesnt make you fucking spill spaghetti out of your goddamn pocket protecter dude

>>39218923
same cunt here, getting her back to your room is absolutely critical. drink in your room. make her laugh. fuck her. wait till you see how easy it is, it will come naturally.

you have testosterone, you lift, use it

>>39219020
Youre right. There also happens to be a bar literally 5 minutes away too. Ill do it. God damn it, everything is so convenient i feel like the fucking stars are aligning so get me laid. If i still fuck this up ill just choose magic. Maybe they can foresee that ill be a dangerous wizard.

>>39219046
Oh, well if same guy said i could then okay ill just have her come over directly. I trust you famalam

Also, planning ahead, how do i tell her to GO?

She has a car so i dont need to get an uber for her. If it goes well id like to keep as a fwb. How to non awkward send off?

Inb4 shake hand

>>39219057
if there is a feasible option to go straight to the room and she has already said she is down to fuck, this is a good plan. i beleive in u. get some mid-range liquor you know she likes (e.g. some girls wont drink whiskey) and fucking go for it dude. good luck.

>>39219082
I only have absolut vodla. And fruit juices. Should i go out and get something else?

>>39219079
she has probably already thought about this

>>39219098

that is perfection

>>39219110
No i mean, literally, how do i tell her to go away? Like if we fucked twice already and she was expecting a third time how do i say pls go without being rude?

Or if we fucked once and i messed up and embrassed and just want her to leave but shes hanging around?

Not a virgin but having problems with my dick lately. I am seeing this new girl. For some reason I can not really get hard. Only a semi. I cum in less than a minute and cannot get another erection again. My dick used to be solid diamond just by being around a girl, and would stay like that after cuming. Now my dick even hurts after cuming for the first time. That only used to happen when I had already came at least three times.

What happened to my dick?

>>39219159
SS + GOMAD

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>>39218562
>play with her clit until she cums

Implying a khv could achieve that

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>>39218743
kek

>>39218809
it's okay kid. jacking off to asian CP doesn't make you a badass. delusional kid thinks he's a chad bullying chinks online lmfao.

>>39219138
same cunt here, you are extremely likely to not have that problem.

if you fuck her 3 times in a night as a khv i will be extremely impressed, and you deserve a pat on the back

the modern woman will most likely bail before you have to tell her to, especially if you met her on tinder.

assuming you are talking about the one meeting, theres nothing wrong with saying "thanks, so how are you getting home?"

>Or if we fucked once and i messed up and embrassed and just want her to leave but shes hanging around?

thinking like this; you dont deserve a fuck in the first place. dont be a fucking idiot. if that happens, just laugh and dont be embarrassed. its just sex. its not the end of the fucking world.

you got laid. be happy, faggot.

dont sperg out, make up some bullshit, give her false promises of future dates if she likes you that much, whatever. do whatever the hell you need to do to get her to piss off.

>>39218854
>this triggered
>go back to /pol/ faggot

>>39219212
>delusional azn thinks his dick isnt the laughing stock of the rest of the modern world
relaks boyo, just accept a hard-headed and cruel asian wife who will never love or respect you, and understand that she will always crave dat anglo dikkk - its not that bad, right?

My first time I lasted an hour.

>>39219217
Ok got it. Thanks anon. That will be all. I will reporte results tomorrow with the same picture

>>39219246
I don't like chinks dumbass. I'd rather fuck any other ethnicity than fuck some cheap rice patty farmer.
"delusional azn"
>this bad at projecting
quit watching that chink CP anon, it's getting to your head

>>39219284
good man

>>39219284
good luck

>>39219284
godspeed anon
Also any chance you post her pic? I'd like to see what 6/10 is in your eyes

>>39218124
Wew lad.

I have no idea man. My first time lasted like fucking 1 hour and I didn't even cum. I don't know if there is something you can do about it. Now when I do the sexytime on a regular basis I cum within 40 minutes but still. It's fuckign tiring. I wish I could come within 2 minutes like most guys. You have no idea how fucking horrible it is to fuck a pussy till it bleeds. (Srsly, I couldn't have sex for 1 month because she was still having pain)

So my tip is: Do some foreplay and make that count.

>>39219159
vitiman d, relax

>>39219337
same here

usually ends with her near crying from pain while i take another 10 minutes to finish on her face tits etc.

still would rather that that ED or PE tho famalam

Ok, ill actually give advice.
Dont be nervous, invite her in, offer something to drink. Some smalltalk about whatever, her day etc. Make sure she does not sit too far from you.
If its as clear as you made out, just grab her at the back of her neck and kiss her softly at the beginning. Dont worry if you never made out, you learn pretty quickly. Use your lips more first, then tongue. Everyone has their own way of making out, really. Make sure your lips are not too dry, use some balsam.

As for the sex. Look up some forplay stuff online, where how to finger her. A good way to pretend to be not experienced is to finger her right before she climaxes, stop briefly and continue slowly again. Do this for a bit, her tension builds and her orgasm will become much more intense.
If your dick is small, missionary with her legs on your shoulders. Depending on how she reacts, do things like slapping, pulling hair, choking. However, be wary of that. Ass slapping is universally ok ime. Her on top is were I last the longest. Doggy, not so much.
Have some tissue ready when you cum on her face, but dont do that if you are not sure she is the submissive kind. If she enjoys the rougher way, then by all means.
Most importantly is longer foreplay to get her really wet. Best would actually be to make her cum and then fuck her.

You are young and can fuck her all night long, dont freak out about not lasting too long the first time. But get the experience over with. You will learn quickly.

Some other little things
Pin her hands behind her head on the bed and grab her hair with the other while fucking her missionary. Suck her breasts, grab her ass and her hips when she is riding you. Dont talk or moan or name or some shit.

>>39219337
How retarded do you have to be to say "hey, your puss is the red sea but let's keep fucking"
>>39219364
stop /have her get on the pills so the latex Jew doesn't block you

>>39219422
*stop fapping

>>39218452
> not "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum." Stay pleb.

I don't know if this was made clear or not but make out with her before you proceed to more unless you specifically have a reason not to

If you don't do the above and aren't a wizard with a plan in mind you're going to have a bad time

>>39219565
Fuck, didnt think of that. Obviously, thats a very good advice.

masturbate beforehand

>>39218355
this. you become a man by fucking up and figuring it out the next time. the only person who has a problem with you being a virgin is you. she isn't bothered, in fact she'll laugh about it with her friends after and bring it up in conversation with them in future get togethers. plus, she'll be more disappointed in your small dick than your poor technique.

>>39218152
>>39218150
I did this when I was about to lose my virginity and I couldn't get it hard at all, holy shit. I recommend not fapping for at least two days and a using thick condom instead. That way you will have enough energy for a second round.

Also, eat her pussy and don't forget the foreplay, sex is not just about benis. Sure, she will be disappointed if you come quick, but it's better to get your pussy licked and going two times at it than just having 20 seconds of dick and nothing else.

Tinder professional here, pick her up and do some small talk/link back to any jokes/compliments made in tinder conversation. When you get back to your place throw on some TV and talk some more, sit close to her. Put arm on her leg(not thigh yet she could not be into and this would make her leave/ be uncomfortable). If she gives you the Nala look go for it.

>>39220311
If not on thigh when where the fuck else can you put your arm when sitting ? lol

>>39220311
So you just plant your hand on her leg and look at her, and if she's not into it you do what?

>>39218423
savage

>>39218533
This. Just fuck again.

just enjoy yourself and try not to think too much about it or make a big deal out of it

which is easier said than done, i know

so just go for a lot of foreplay, and focus on pleasuring the girl

and really try not to think "i need to not cum for X minutes" or "i need to be a sex god"
just focus on being there, with her, and having a good time for both you and her

Hello my friends, it is I, OP.

So i messaged her again this morning to make sure it was still on, and now in the afternoon i got unmatched.

Kek. Thanks to all the anons tho - its not wasted information, ill still remember it as well as any lurkers.

Anyway, what gives? This is the 4th flake. I thought this would be the real one because she seemed like she did it often and wasnt one of those grilles just testing their wild side on text.

So 1 year of tinder, 4 flakes, 0 successss, still khv. At least i habe my gains

>>39225215
what are your conversations like anon?
feel like you're fucking something up with your words

>>39225215
don't feel bad, I ask girls out all the time and if they seem interested and smile, the still usually flake. Girls are fickle, like to avoid potential confrontation and avoid hurting feelings, hence flaking and not giving honest answers. Just keep trying.

I was so nervous my first time I couldn't get it up...

My tip, don't be nervous.

>>39225425
Just wondering is a 4/4 flake ratio still normal? Do they flake that much? Am i slightly unlucky? Or is this way to unlucky to be just a matter of luck and im doing something wrong?

>>39225411
Ill summarise the latest one for you

>her picture is her hiking
>me: "blue mountains trail, am i right?"
>"haha ya near the waterfalle"
>"i like hiking too. What are you on tinder for?"
>"oh just for fun lol"
>"wanna hike on this dick" (i dont know why i said that)
>"are you offering?"
>"no, im doing a survey. Haha of course im offering, you silly lemon"
>"Lmao you cant be too sure"
>"i live beside your uni. So u down"
>"only if we are using condoms. Im not taking any risks"
>"yeah duhh ofc. Hows your schedule this week?"

The rest was setting up a time we were both free. After we agreed on a time i said well im gonna go sleep and ill message you on the morning to make sure its still on then she said "goodnight! See you xx"

>>39225583
>you silly lemon
Oh my god please be bait

>>39225480
hard to tell with such a small sample size senpai. You need to ask more girls. I have only recently grown balls and have only asked out 4-5 girls recently that I can remember. 2 flaked and the rest just said no.

>>39225610
Stop being a retard, its funny and harmless

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>>39218854
>barbarbar

>>39225611
Okay so you have a 2/2 faliure rate. Thats def a smol sample size but i think 4 is getting rather telling

>>39219159
Goddamn that's exactly what happened to me. I'm able to get girls but most of the time it's a struggle just to get hard and that's been bothering me so much. Kind of started when I got my present job which is mostly underground so I'm hoping it's a lack of vitamin d or something. Good luck man.

>>39225215
>Messaged her to make sure

beta move
Do not do this again. If she agreed, its on her to let you know she can't make it. If she does not show, just delete her and move on.

>>39218124
Jack off like 30 minutes before she comes over.

Doesn't matter though. Still gonna finish in under 5.

>>39225909
oh. can any other anons confirm this? i thought it was a good thing to do, because they might forget and you lose a fug

>>39226216
Nothing makes the pussy drier than the reek of desperation.

You must have an abundance mentality.

Anw this is online dating where you can't control alot of factors, bar good looks. Not saying you're ugly, but probably not as good looking as you think.

Sometimes the girl is just on there for validation and alr has a beta boyfriend. When it comes to closing the deal then she hesitates and ghosts you.

Source: I do this alot to girls

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>20 year old virgin

please be trolling

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>>39225583

Oh, hello fellow Sydneyfag.

>>39218597
Guy eating out creampie is hot though you prude.

>>39218159
It's free real estate

Its very hard to be dissatisfied with an orgasm so eat her out and make her cum, she will be likely to hit you up again because a lot of guys dont even do that and whats the point for the girl if she doesn't cum?

>>39227505
Also she won't notice or care if you cum in 10 seconds if she's already satisfied

>>39218124
Who is this girl?

LET US know how it goes later OP

>>39227505
Good advice in general but I might be scared to tell someone who is khv to just go down and eat pussy, might freak him out or her out, if he just bites down on the clit its game over.

Just ask and if she says yes then do it imho but you can be spontaneous if you are slow at least kiss her belly and she'll know some shit is going down

>>39218124
Jerk off a few hours before you meet up with her. She will know you're a virgin though, you're going to do things only a virgin/inexperienced person would do.

>>39227559

see>>39225215

she was a no show :(

>people advising licking a pussy of a random woman
Why the fuck would you do that? Also why would you even care about how she felt? I am seriously hoping you don't want to gf a random Tinder whore.

>>39227614
RIP in pieces. Just have a wank and be glad you saved 2 hours

>>39227505
>Go down on tinder hook up
It's like you want him to get hpv and the resulting throat cancer

>>39219666
Satan reeeee

>>39227614
Don't wait so long to hook up. See if they are available right now or day of, because women come off of being horny (or find another dude) very quickly and won't need you. She's not sitting by waiting a week to fuck. Make it now or never.

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>>39227580
>bites down on the clit
I'm imagining a hungry hungry hippo biting down on a clit now, thanks anon

>>39218721
How the fuck does it suppoesed to help not cuming too soon?

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Well this turned into a race fight quick

Posting this one tho, saw it way back

>>39218124
If you're a khv I have bad news for you op.

She'll be most likely turned off after the first kiss.
(If nor at least you know she desperately wanna fukk).

>>39218124
Positions not to do:
Any position where she's not on top doing all the work.

Yeah, some dudes bust quicker when she's on top. But you're a virgin.. I guarantee that if you start worrying about what you are doing then you won't even stay hard enough to bust too early. The fact that you've made this thread proves that you are going to be nervous as fuck.

You also don't want to let her know you're a virgin. Which you WILL do if she's not on top. She will probably know as soon as you try to put it in... The only way to avoid this is to let her have to put it in herself and be in control of her the rhythm.


Positions to do:
>cowgirl

Now you may be thinking. Wait a minute. But I can't slow her down if I'm gonna bust a nut?

Well, here's your golden ticket, OP. When you start to feel like you're not going to last much longer and you're pretty sure she's nowhere near. Just tell her to turn round facing the other way.

For whatever reason, most girls don't actually know how to do that properly and can't keep rhythm in the opposite direction. She'll feel like she's the one that's possibly not doing it right. And it will also make it much easier for you to hold off for longer because 1) the position change recharges you for an extra few minutes and 2) she won't be watching you

>>39218124
Well, there are a few techniques.
But first, prepare lube and some condoms.
Viagra/aph if you are that insecure.
You could ask her if you two could do some foreplay beforehand
(Make sure she orgasm at least once).
Standard French kissin' and some clit-lickin'
Trust me, she will start dripping like ole' Faithful, once you stick it in.

Get intense and focus on your hip movements/cardio. Take it slow (Swing yo Hips!), find her G-spot (the right depth that she starts to tighten), get into a rhythm.

Kiss, suck, lick and bite.
Play with her tits and her body.
Be dominant (If you need to)

As for duration,
I typically last 15-45 mins.
Most people last 5-to-20 mins.
So don't worry too much about it

The first time i fucced, i came pretty quickly. It wasnt her first time. I just told her that shes so tight, she liked it, we fucked more until her pussy couldnt take it anymore and she told me she was sore. All in all breddy gud first time performance. 2 bad it was my friends girl.

>>39228532
Confirmed virgin

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>>39225583
>you silly lemon
OP pls

>>39228519
Dunno man
I can't last beyond 10 mins with a reverse cowgirl (it is that good)

I find that doing the work makes me last wayyyyy longer than when the girl is in-charge.

Once OP is a virgin, perhaps 6/9 is out of the question.

>>39228549
Confirmed Wanker

>>39228565
I guess it's pretty much 50/50 whether OP will bust quicker doing the work or not lol. I bet he loves hearing everyone give him conflicting advice.

Also, that feel when two (You)s in one post.

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>>39225583
>you silly lemon

That fucking worked?

>>39225583
Where are you from? I'm guessing you translated this for us and it doesn't sound as cringe in your language?

>>39228608
He's in Sydney, Australia

And yes, some young uni people in Aus really do talk like that

OP, having a drink is really important for your first sex experience if you're at that autism level.
You will need to relax and make it all feel more natural, plus having a drink, talking and having a laugh won't make her give up sex and go away.
Grab a drink somewhere. If you want to go straight home, make sure you have some drinks there and that you guys can stay in non-awkward positions, that allow talking, very very mild entertainment, and kissing (so that you can start going for it).

As you're an autist, take note that kissing shouldn't be mechanic, relax and enjoy. You will feel horny as fuck, then you start undressing her. This advice is legit:
>>39218562

>>39228669
thanks anons, i appreciate the help, but she was a no show

>>39225583
Decent.

You used
>Silly lemon
and she still was down

>>39227662
fucking this

>>39228683
Meh... forget about it.
Tinder whores ain't worth shit

>>39228641
Seriously?

It sounds like a poorly translated foreign 90s sex education video.

Not even just the silly lemon bit. The girl seemed even more autismo than he did lol.

>>39228641
Nevermind, I just went back and read it in an australian accent... It definitely sounds more believable now. Almost as if it was taken straight from a holyoaks scene.

Just tell her you're a virgin, she's gonna find out anyway

>>39218422
Kek

i feel bad for this guy, i'm a neet 18 y/o whos probably worse looking than him and i still live with my parents yet i fuck atleast 3 tinder chicks every week at their place

go on misc and learn how 2 text or have a chad friend teach u how to(what i did)

>>39229215
teach me your ways sensei, pass on the knowledge.

>>39229218
learning to recognize shit tests is important

almost everything is on misc though and im on phone so i dont want to go in depth

>>39218159
Exactly. Not going to turn into your wife. Have fun, do what you want, kick her out.

>>39218153
fucking died

>>39218743
Vince Chung, my sides holy sfuck

>>39220311
>Tinder Professional
>On 4chan
>Professional

kek

>>39218337
the fuck is a khv

>>39218761
>>39218789
>Implying you wouldn't bang a sloot while blasting Nookie at full volume

>>39219167
kek

>>39218124
do NOT do any heavy workout from now till the moment you meet her

do you fap often? chances are your dick is heavily desensitized and you won't even cum, happened to me the first time and managed to fuck for 30+ minutes, we had to stop when she felt tired and i had to fap on her ass otherwise i just wouldnt cum

It's okay. You'll either be too nervous to blow or too nervous to last.
You'll be okay if you have a short recovery period. Just eat her out for a while, you'll do gr8.

>>39225215
post convo caps

>>39225215
That's my entire experience with online dating too.

be a little dead inside but just a little

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>>39225583
>you silly lemon

>>39218124
Lol, your first time is gunna suck. Just get it over with, chill for like 20 minutes and then go round 2