I ate 22 eggs in a day as a dare and the next week I got cholesterol

ill, wtf? white people are gross

>>39216674
needle

>>39216674
what? those are cholesterol deposits?

got some of em too
how 2 get rid?

>>39216674
Dude, those are genital warts on your face

>>39216674
22. fucking. eggs.

IN A DAY

>>39216770
Shoo gains goblin, if you don't eat 22 eggs a day you're obviously dyel.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sAkzEusQLBw

don't eat cholesterol for a while, do cardio as usual and they go away by themselves

>>39216770
>not eating 22 eggs a day
never gonna make it

>>39216674
Were you forced to eat 22eggs at some random guys house after you just woke up?

>>39216697
I had one for like 3 years that finally fell out the other day maybe just wait 3 years kek

>>39216875
It's been four months, I do cardio every day, and I have very little fat in my diet. Am I screwed?

>>39216935
..fuck

>>39216890
Job interview, blue collar stuff.

>>39216674
22 eggs in a day?

You must fat so much your Jewish neighbours are nervous.

Pop em

>>39216674

I at 18 eggs yesterday and just got done eating 6 more for breakfast. I have been eating 6 eggs for breakfast every day for over 2 years and I feel find. Your problem might be a symptom of of something else.

I have these on my cock

>>39217027
You might want to get that checked

>>39217027

Yeah, idk what OPs talkin about cholesterol deposits. Those are cock pimples. My bf has it all over his forehead cause he likes sucking off my dirty dick and rub it all over his face.

OP you have milia
It's caused by blocked pores under the skin
i've been getting the exact same under my eyes since i was a kid. You need to visit a dermatologist or a beauty place to get rid of them with a needle. they suck

>>39217027
>>39217045
google fordyce spots

Apparently most guys have them to some degree. Same with pearly penile paupis

>>39216770
>>39216880
Nah, I usually just eat 36 hard boiled egg whites.

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>>39216890
Kek.

>>39216674
PAfag here.
Those aren't xanthomas (implying you're talking about pic related).

With that said, that can go away on their own, but it'll take a long time or it might not go away at all. Use tweezers to grab the end and scissors to snip. Might scar depending on how bad they are, so if you think it's necessary go to derm.

Also, please don't eat them. Yes, it happens. One guy I had liked eating them because they're "crunchy"

>>39217067
>google fordyce spots
>the small bumpy texture on your dick is actually just sebum
>the bumps on your ballsack when you stretch it is also actually just sebum
>the bumpy top part above the clit is actually just a whole bunch of sebum
Jesus christ, I didn't need to know this.

>>39216770
CMOOOON

>>39217108
>One guy I had liked eating them because they're "crunchy"
Fucking hell. Why shouldn't you eat them, though?

>>39217120
Medically, you're just reingesting the cholesterol. Really no good reason to do it.

Socially, it's weird as fuck.

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>>39216890
Topkek

>>39217129
Agree on both points.

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>>39217110
>dick
>ballsack
>clit

>>39217108
>>39217060
Anything I can do to prevent getting more?

>>39216674
I remove these all the time
>heat a needle to sterilize
>poke through the skin, into the milia
>squeeze out white shit
>repeat till prett

We call that "Grießkorn" in Germany. If you have so many, you should probably have them removes by a cosmetic salon or dermatologist.

No biggie and no "cholesterol deposits" (Wtf). You Americans are so dumb sometimes.

>>39217173
Stop eating so much stuff with LDL. Eat more HDL. Stop drinking and smoking. Exercise more.

>>39217197
Who the fuck cares what it's called in German lol

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>>39217197

> have them removes

I love you Euros

>>39217160
> implying anon has all 3, and wasnt just listing off possible affected areas

>>39217260
This post is Dildos

>>39217246
What foods have HDL and what foods have LDL?

Yea, those are milias. Can't be popped since they are not pimples, you have to use a needle to remove them.

>>39216674

Did you only prepare 22, or do you have leftovers?

I guess what I'm asking is, did you eat ALL the eggs?

>>39216770
Mfw Gaston mode

>>39216770

>not eating 50 eggs in 50 minutes to enter cool hand luke mode

Not gonna make it

>>39216674
>>39216697
>>39216935

Here's what you're gonna do. Put some water to boil. Let it come to a boil and let it cool for a bit. Get a paper towel or washcloth and submerge into the hot water. Now squeeze the water out. You should have a hot to warm cloth. Place over these bumps repeat it as much as you want till they are gone. You'll probably need to do the whole routine for a week or two.

>>39217271
Google it, nigger.

When it comes to lowering LDL and raising HDL supplement-wise take fish oil 4grams a day.

Honestly the biggest factor is stop smoking.

Other factors are lose weight (fat), exercise, and stop drinking so much.

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>>39216890

>>39218082
I don't smoke, rarely drink, am underweight and do cardio every day. But ok, fish oil. I'll get on that.

>>39216794
>YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS.jaypeg