How have your gains affected your tinder successes? Pic related:

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Proof it works

It's been awful. I still have no self esteem so I fuck Uggos and skanks.

"Amna" is an anagram for "A man" tho....

>>39196140
i feel like where you live makes a difference.. being in a college city really helps

i wish i lived in america so i could use tinder.Where i live in europe shit is not popular at all and cold approaches are a no no, so its hard to meet new women.Sucks

>>39196097
A simple "Hey, How are you :)" is enough to initiate for me

Then I use the same bullshit "I'm not on here much, text me" line everyone uses

I met a chick that was 5Ft tall the other day, and i'm 6'6 ... make for good dom sex desu

>>39196162
its like a game to hoes over here. literally every girl is on it , its amazing how sociallly acceptable it has become, and a large majority are literally there to fuck, they just use the word "cuddle" to feel less guilty or something.

>>39196177
oh man that pains me

>>39196097
>"Hey cutie :)" was my cousins idea and we pull roughly 25% of girls
wow he should patent that shit

>>39196154
Kek

>>39196154
I get a laugh, you get a (you) everyone wins.

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>>39196097
>>39196122
>Haha
>lol

>>39196277
You just have to play their game anon

Also checked

>>39196277
imaqtpie is proof that you can be a fat, dyel fuck and still get a qt, loving gf. It's all about personality, and he's the most lovable dude (no homo)

he was a poor NEET when he met Lisha too, the bastard

>>39196176
What's the point of using text instead of the normal chat?

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>>39196097
Love these threads! Here's one of my own personal conversations.
Did I do good?

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>>39196382
lmao good job

>>39196314
dude used to post and play with /v/ literally every day before he became professional in 2011. dude was the funniest guy ever when we played with him, would always troll build and still carry the fuck out of us.

>>39196382
yea pretty standard

>>39196314
Wait, he met her BEFORE the twitch bucks?
I call bullshit.

>>39196372
Not op but I do this too

It's to get closer to the bitch and to avoid the conversation to die

>>39196419
he did, they literally met on /v/

>>39196372
spending time in the app gives the appearance you're still looking for other strange to smash. Moving to text implies focus on that one person in that moment. I'm not saying that's true, but that's them impression I've got.

Moving from app into text is a good sign of progress.

>>39196291
You don't have to ape teenage bimbo mannerisms in order to have a conversation with them you submissive waste of oxygen

>>39196122

>haven't showered yet

She's inviting you over to plow her right there then shower afterwards.

>>39196419
It's all about being the absolute best at something. In the case of qtpie, he's a god at league, which is the most popular video game right now. Girls crave status more than anything else.

fatty here, it's just that easy if you're not in shape the same.

I've fucked more bitches on tinder than my waist size, no lie.


I'm not saying I wouldn't be even more successful if I was in better shape, but I'm just saying, pulling tinder bitches isn't an achievement, and not only is it achievable natty, but also fatty.

>>39196525
don't start me on this topic tim i know ma shit

>>39196468
Idk. There's a balance to strike that may depend on the girl. As sad as it is, I'm sure there are folks out there who would consider it a red flag to get flirty texts like the ones from Dad.

You don't need to go full fuccboi, but it's worth considering.

>>39196539
I don't know Tim, I just know I get tinder bitches like I was playing on EZ mode, and that's at +30+ bofdy fat

Hasn't affected it since you have to be white or something to have mad matches on there, and when you do match it's with women with princess syndrome and dead fucks symptoms.
So I prefer to do it the oldschool way and pickup IRL like a man with balls do.
Don't want current gf finding Tinder on my phone anyway.

>tfw dont have any recent photos of myself

>>39196502
Qtpie is by no means a god or even close to being the absolute best.

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>>39196097
How am i doing bros?

>>39196122
>farmers market, le mall, drinks
>basic bitch shit
>so adventurous XD

If it's working keep it up but I cringed lad

>>39196594
>not "that's right girl, my Pretty Huge Dick"

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>tfw actively avoid being photographed because you're fucking ugly

>>39196582
He's still very good regardless, and is known for being good. Just like how zyzz was by no means the most aesthetic or biggest guy out there, but still far superior to his peers.

>>39196641
>tfw not ugly but still avoid being photographed because I can't smile properly
I'm literally Chandler Bing

>>39196715
Chandler Bing is fucking ugly.

>>39196641
> semi-regularly asked if I can sign to have my photo possibly used in promotion
> "Uh...n-no, thanks"

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>>39196771
yeah but, there was an episode where he had the exact same problem.
Basically my fake smile looks super fake

>>39196630
lmao

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>>39196594

>>39196097

>just got home after a long, about to shower and catch some sleep
>true dat lol

>I haven't showered yet
>oh true lol

Seriously wtf? Do you not know the meaning of the word true or wtf is this shit??? Why the fuck is this bitch not asking OP why his replies are retarded???

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>>39196277
"Haha" is standard shit man, you want to use some liveliness in your conversations without using pick related all the time.

Lol is a no go

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>>39196382
>The Swedish interpal autist
Wew lad I thought you were contained. S-still mirin though

>>39196541
What are you talking about? How is it a choice between substituting "lol haha" for a period and flirting like a dad? Do you get flirty texts from your dad?

Going all "aww lol haha ayy lmao" is dumb and becomes legitimately retarded if it doesn't intuitively fit in your self-expression. If they think it's a "red flag" that you don't match their mannerisms, they're fucking stupid.

>>39196907
I dont think you understand how legitimately retarded these hoes are... its their language literally and by speaking it you set yourself up for vagina

>>39196122
>lake Eola

You just outed yourself fellow Orlando bro

>>39196097
what do we /fit/ bros in >poortugal use?
is tinder a thing here?

want to use it for attention whoring purposes

>>39196954
Do whatever works for you. It's only shameful if it feels unnatural to you. I simply can't do it myself. I like autistic chicks the best anyway.

>>39196162
Just tell them you're muslim.

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Brehs...

>>39196582
being top .001% is enough. i met random girl in dota that humped and made me food for 6months cause of it

>>39197389
>show benis

>>39196449
>Tfw i get theor numbers but never text them
I have no real way of transportation or any purpose to smash. I just collect numbers as tokens of progress.

>>39197389
>face hidden

ABORT

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>>39196594
You fucking legend

>>39196097
ever since I uploaded a shirtless pic, I've gotten way more matches than usual, but
the trick is, you've gotta be self aware about it, like that you know it's douchey
for example, I have mine with a snapchat caption "shameless post workout selfie" also smile, so you don't look like a serial killer
still haven't even gotten a date with a single match, I have literally 10+ matches of 6+/10, but I just can't be bothered to message them

>>39196122
>haha

>>39196162

Greekfag here. Same shit.

>>39198067

You wot m8. I went on tinder in Greece and it was full of Swedish qts. Though i'm not sure where in Greece you live.

We're all gonna die, bros

>>39196162
>>39196200
>>39198067
It pains you that the hook up culture is not as prevalent as in the US? I know you want to wet your willy, but there's enough sluts in Europe. There's no need for every girl to be a slut like in the US.

>>39196382
I missed you jawbrah

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Girls just don't understand good humour

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>>39198229
Holy shit the autism in this one...

>>39198229

1. that is not good humor

2. its not 100% that she meant "rude" in a seriously offended way

>>39198229
That's really unfunny dude

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>>39196154
this guy raise a valid point

>>39198265
>>39198270
>>39198286
I was being alpha and funny, girls here are just dumb hoes that don't get jokes

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>>39196097

Pretty good. I am proof that having gains lets you make it. I went from a permafucked virgin to banging 11 girls in the past year. I now have a actual girlfriend, so I deleted Tinder. I'll dump more wins if anyone's interested.

>>39196097

>Hey cuite :)

The fact that she responded to that makes me not want her.

>>39198345
>that abortion face cumdumpster piece of meat

how about no

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>>39198394

Kiss the gains faggot

>>39196176
>>39196097
Same. I hit them with the boring "hey how's it going?" if I'm messaging first, maybe 30-50% of the time they'll message first. Haven't met up with anyone in a while though, prefer offline shit, but enjoy curving girls both on and offline for funsies. I guess I'm some kind of sociopath.

>got gf hot gf when I was some skinny fat emo cunt
>had luck she had a thing for emo kids back then
>fast forward 3 years and half later
>I'm swole and no longer a faggot/kid
>have to resist inumerous girls hitting on me
>could have easy pussy all the time
>love my gf

seems the chasing game is fun according to this threads but i cant do it anymore

>>39196468
>tfw I started doing this ironically but now totes sound like a garbage millennial basic bitch
>tfw qts at first think it's funny until they realize I talk like that all the time

>>39196097
I'm not saying pulling the maximum amount of sloops is bad, but I'd rather have more frigates and at least one man o' war. That being said, I always want at least one sloop that I name "John B."

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>>39198345
>you tryna get the pipe?

Holy shit, that entrance is glorious! Fucking saved!

Cant stop laughing, especially after it worked.

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>>39198517

I've got plenty more my man. It's actually a solid line.

>>39198265
That one really wasn't all that autistic

>>39196539
FUCKING KEK

>>39198431
Nah chasing girls is stupid. And being in a relationship is a big reason girls chase you: some girls see you as safe to flirt with, some girls get some kind of power trip getting chased over your gf, and being in a relationship you exude security and confidence. As a single guy it's easy to be creepy even if you're super attractive because you aren't prequalified by a gf. If I had a long term committed relationship on the table again, I'd choose it over this bs 100%.

>>39198535
Post more Chad senpai. How are your gains ? What kind of Tinder photo are you using (shirtless body + face?) ?

>>39196442
>meeting girls on /v/

That's the equivalent of acting retarded to get put in special ed classes so you can hit on girls without competition

>>39198400
>cant even get his own child name right

whats next, a nigger? aim for some +7/10 woman once in life at least m8

>>39198550
I guess it's just hormones and the curiosity of being with other girls
she was my first, we both lost our v card at 17y and never had any other sexual partner

I'm always up for sex all the time yet sometimes she gets annoyed and blames I only want sex and nothing else

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>>39198558

I've made pretty solid gains. I have my face in the first picture, myself shirtless in the second picture, and the rest are me doing sports or traveling.

I don't use Tinder any more, so a bunch of these screenshots are old. But when I used that line, I found it would work roughly 1/5 of the time.

>>39198613
Good stuff, post more wins

>>39198613
Mirin

>>39198319
If you're black and said that = rude
If you're white and said that = autistic

Btw appropriate cell phone carrier.

>>39198400
10 bucks say she copy pasted that to 50 of her matches that afternoon

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>>39198517
its a jr smith line

>>39198632
I am white
But you know how white girl's are xD

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Current sloot I'm working on. This weekend should be fun.

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>>39198674
tfw 6' manlet and will never know this feel

>>39198674
>6'2
>tall

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>>39198629

>>39198700
Lel

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>>39198640
Didn't work for me

>>39198698
Little does she know I'm actually only 6'1 and 1/2" ;) ;) ;)

>>39198744

Persistence man. If you throw it out enough, some women will bite.

>>39196154
lel

>>39196594
Dont put the "hahaha" next time

>>39198744
Kek just be more clear with the stupid ones "would you like my cock in your meatholes?"

>>39198229
>Virgin

Is that your phone service or your sex life description

>>39198744
Kek, it sounds funny as fuck when they don't understand it

I had 2 Tinder dates and I didn't fuck one. What the hell did I do wrong. Give me some advice please.

>>39198854
>dates
>not securing the sex before meeting

>>39196122
>text you right away
>Mention the shower twice

You''re still not going for it, jesus /nogame. I'm not saying she's inviting you over to fuck, but some playful flirting is in it's place after that, it's fucking tinder, she expects you to be at least a bit playful

>>39198229
Anon you complete turboautist

>>39198744
send her: "you know, the old natty lickeroo"

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BREHS

>>39198345
No we don't want to watch you pityfuck more lonely mongoloids anon

>>39198937
she reminds me of james and the giant peach

>>39198702
>no replies
>underrated

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Stay merlin boys

>>39198998
>Samefagging this hard

>>39199012
kek

>>39198939
this

>>39196468

If I don't include them there's always misunderstandings. One girl asked me what I do for a job so I told her I was on welfare as a joke and she took me seriously.

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Don't listen to the sad cunts, lads. It's all about the gainz

>>39198854
>and I didn't fuck one
so you fucked the other? 50% success rate ain't so bad anon

>>39198937
Looks like a keeper.

>>39198744
>m-muh pipe

>>39199012
i matched with a girl named sinead who has some truly large beefers while being skinny.

nothing happened because i was dating my ex at the time and was just using tinder as a time waster.

>>39199105
You should've been wasting your time lowkey getting between those phat sugar wallz anon

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>>39199012

>>39199083
>becky
muh dick

>>39198748
S A T A N I C
A
T
A
N
I
C

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>>39199083
>you like peanut butter

>>39198932
kek

>>39196715
I know your pain

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>>39199126
Huh, shes still on here

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>>39199164
Works 10% of the time. Every time.

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>tfw too intelligent to use tinder

>>39199220
Bro. Say "you seem chill AF. What's your credit card number?" Then report back here with the nudes you get sent

>>39197566
>snapchat caption
>selfie
>don't look like a serial killer
>self aware
o im laffin

It has to be an actual candid shot, at a beach or by a pool. Shirtless pics in mirrors is an instant red flag.

>>39199251
Shut the fuck up

>>39199240
>too intelligent to take advantage of a tool that massively increases ability to fulfil biological imperative to smash
What is this meme

>>39199251
>Say "you seem chill AF. What's your credit card number?" Then report back here with the nudes you get sent

I am sorry bro, that move is so next level its going right over my head. how the fuck is that supposed to work.

>>39199278
Just be attractive

>>39199276

You are using tinder to have sex with low quality women to fill a big void that is inside of you. As an intelligent person I see that the people that use tinder will have very unhappy lifes in the future as they will be scarred.

>>39199293
Yeah I'll make sure to use all these beautiful hoes to wipe my tears

>>39199301

They are not beautiful. They are average women with average ambitions. cake faced insecure women!!!!

>>39199338
I know, my life is a farce

>>39199349

When your life revolves around hooking up with strangers from a mobile app then you must acknowledge something is wrong!!!

>>39199012
ARABIAN KEK

>>39199278
it's from eric andre tindering

>>39198937
>fisherman only
if she was fat there'd be the obligatory whale joke, but i just don't get it

>>39198885
Tell me how to do that.

>>39199489
She has chronic vaginitis and her cunt smells like fish

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>tfw by the time i make it tinder will be out of style if it isn't already

>>39198674
>when will they learn

>>39199526
no but surely its a joke account right? like, even the most autismo snowflake wouldn't outright say their pussy smells like fish... right?

>tfw want to use tinder but literally don't feel anything on my dick and it goes soft 80% of the time if I use a condom
>don't want to get herps from tinder sloots
O well I'll just keep at it with my gf

>>39199550
and absolutely nothing will take its place, i'm sure

>>39199571
I knew a girl with that haircut and she would constantly go on about how gross she was and would post her period pics on IG

I'm seeing someone so I don't messege girls a lot but I was horny so last week I asked a girl right away if she needed a deep dicking. Fucked her a couple hours later. If a girl is on there just to get laid there is no point chatting about anything else.

>>39196154
rly makes u think...

>>39199680
lmao

>>39199680
kek these dont get old

>>39199680
>giving subhuman black girls validation
motherfucker, what the fuck are you doing

>>39199680
>pls respond
Got nothing to lose now breh

>>39196122
Still didnt cure your autism

>>39199721
>not loving glorious black booty in your face

Get outta here, racist

>>39198937
J U S T

>>39196176
>that height difference
Did she stand on a tiny stool to suck your dick while you were on your knees? Holy fuck, sounds terrible.

Also, how's the weather up there?

>>39196382
>banging "ting tong"

>>39199744
You can keep those apes, shitskin

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what do i say next?

(the german says 'do you want to go to poundtown with me')

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>>39196122
>lmao I haven't showered yet
>oh true lol
>haha
Why do people do this, it makes me cringe.

>>39198229
Cringed

>>39199847
Tell her you are going to blitzkrieg her pussy into a 6 week surrender

>>39199847
ACHTUNG!!! SPITFIRE!!!!

>>39199680
You fubbed up

>>39199847
Bildnisse oder dir sei kein Glauben geschenkt

>>39199880
fucking lol do it

>>39199847

Und? Scheisst du in meinem Mund order wass?

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>>39197414
mfw only top 0,3%

>>39199680
Autism

>>39199880
>>39199889
>>39199918
>>39199933
Went with
>magst du wurst
she replied saying no, she doesnt eat meat

so i went for it
>bist du ein archäologe?

>>39199970
"Versuchst du die Pfeife zu bekommen?"

Tryna get the pipe?

>>39199970
cringe
you fucked up
just ask her straight up to fuck
last chance

>>39199970
Ich muss bei dir ein Rohr verlegen

>>39199880
Do not do this, I met a six and a half foot huge German in lederhosen at a beer fest (he had this normal height guy with him also in lederhosen who was always within close proximity, who said nothing and looked to be of simple mind) and I just mentioned that Germany has a lot of history and he apologized for ww2 then ran off.

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>>39198744

i tried "THICC! SUCC?" once and got "excuse me?"

hearty keks were had

>>39196382
Kekked heartily

>>39197481
Maybe just closeted

>>39196552
another fatty here, be honest tho, are these uggos or 7-9/10s?

and if so, can I be your disciple?

>>39198535
>>39198535
I'm overweight and not aesthetic (working on it) but still manage to match bitches on tinder, should I try that line as an opener? Or would it only work on Chad-mode dudes?

>>39199756
>spotted the manlet

>>39199847

I will not by this record, it is scratched.

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>>39196641
>tfw avoid being photographed because believing in some old native-american custom that says your soul is going to be trapped forever in this world

>>39198535
El Guapo

>>39199012
topkek

>>39200343
Only if your eyes are in the photo anon. They are like spiritual directional microphone

I live in Canada in a city between Hamilton and Oakville.

I am not unattractive, but I find I attract very specific, genuine people.

When my gains start showing I will try making that my centerfold attraction on Tinder and see what that leads to, but from what I have gathered not many chicks are this easy around here.

>>39200507
Ok

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>>39200507
Isn't here only one city between Hamilton and Oakville?

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>>39199012

>>39199361
>intelligent
Blatantly projecting values onto other people lives

>message girl
>nofitication they've checked out your profile
>no response
>tfw scientific proof that I'm ugly

>>39196097
You needed your cousin's help to come up with "hey cutie" and a smiley face?

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>>39198845
ROASTED
O
A
S
T
E
D

>>39200691

m8 alot of girls don't reply. on to the next one! the chase is only over when you give up

>>39196122
>hahaha lol haha heh hoho hee haha lol haha hoo ho hee ha ha ha lol

>>39200569
Burlington

>>39197414
Why would she hump the food??

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>>39198294
>I'm on adderal
Holy fuck my sides

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>>39200507
Burlington here,

I fucking cringed at the thought I probably went to Highschool with you

>>39197002
did the 407 area code not give it away?

>>39196277
Hell yeah

>>39198932
underrated

>>39198613
Ever bang any of the desk jockeys at eppley, one of them hoes in the weight room been eye fucking me and always chit chats

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>>39196594

>>39198535
>francisca

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>>39198229
kys faggot

>>39196641
I'm scared of photos

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>>39199847
>only recognize "Poundtown"

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Lol wtf

>>39196122
Just ask to date or fuck already m8

>>39198229
Cringed

>>39202410
>I meant my dick stupid

>>39202410
"You'll be getting a full pipe, not a half pipe"

>>39202444
trips decided

>>39196594
I don't get this joke please explain

>>39202410
"not the pipe i was thinking about, but good effort on the riding part"

>>39196122
hey babe. I haven't showered yet, let's get you over here and maybe you could help me out ;)

>oh true lol

>>39198345

Nice J.R. Smith reference

What kind of picture(s) should a guy have if he wants to make a tinder?

>>39202738
Dick pics

Just made one. What the hell should I put as my About and what kind of photos should I have up?

>>39202838
Something witty

>>39202838
SS + GOMAD

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Incoming dump

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>>39203044

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>>39203055

>>39203055
I gotta leave so I can't see this entire dump; but holy fuck you're smooth.

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>>39203064

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>>39203067
>>39203072
Last one, conversation kept going from there into personal stuff. And thanks man, normally I'm not to good but I felt pretty fucking proud of this one lol. Happened to be in the right mood. She's got visible abs on a beach pic so I'll hope to see how they look in person in a couple days :^)

>>39203072
laying it on a little thick 4 my taste but results are all that matter. Godspeed bro.

>>39202457
if u dont u dont

>>39203084
pics, nigger
not yours

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>>39203087
Agreed; but I'm not going to complain if it works. I know that this one is an exception, not the rule. Wish me luck

>>39203089
Pic related for ya

>>39200008
Should have gone with can I see that pussy up close

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>tfw pic related is a trump supporter and yet is still attracted to me (a black man)

Really makes you think lmao

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Oh shit guys am I in there? 1/2

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>>39203190
2/2

>>39203190
You must be doing something right if she's the one calling you gorgeous. Good job anon, go forth and clap dem cheeks. Get some wine and invite her to a movie at your place after dinner or something

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>>39203190
p-please
t-tell
mm--mee your s-secrets.


I give my life in serve to m'lord. Teach me your ways master.

Tinder reaffirmed how unattractive I am.

No thanks.

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>>39203219
It's pretty obvious from this entire thread m8. You gotta treat these women with the respect they deserve, and compliment them as often as they need to be complimented. Show them how you feel.

And by that I mean zero respect, never compliment, and show that your crippling social anxiety has progressed into a jaded demeaning exterior.

I play tinder on hard mode: I live with my parents. Some people wouldn't even try but actually it's amazing how many girls are down to blow me in my car or sneak me into wherever they live. I'm supposed to bang out this 19 year old in her dorm room this weekend. Am 27. Not sure how I feel about that but whatever. Hopefully her roommates are there.

>>39203044
>YAS!!!!
instant turnoff

>>39203273
come on man are you really gonna act like there's "many girls" willing to do that?

>>39203278
It would be a lot lot simpler if I had my own place but I am doing a lot better than I expected I would. All I'm saying is when people are horny they find a way.

>>39203173
>Really makes you think
not really, trump isnt against black people, barely even mentions them in fact

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>>39203190
>>39203196
>i feel weird saying that to you since you're a guy
Wait a minute. Rose is a girl, right?

Right?

>>39203341
Yes anon

>>39203044
>>39203055
>>39203064
>>39203072

that's too much effort for a one night stand

i've literally gotten 80+ one night stands with "pizza and sex?" or "down to fuck?" college girls are hoes

>>39199680
hahah T-TRYNA GET THE PIPE? is going to be my new P-PLS RESPOND

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My profile has 'best me at a game of your choice and I'll pay for your drinks'

>>39203397
Comon man you just got off the hook with the last girl you pushed off your balcony.

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>>39199083
>ciara
>guy in her pic
dropped

>>39203397
my sides

>>39203383
LMAO

>>39203397
>I have a balcony and i won't make it easy for you
fuck man lmfao

>>39203413
not soon enough

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>>39196122
>oh true lol

>>39199254
Considering the nearest beach is >100 km away and the fact it's nearly winter, I think I dun gud, besides, I have a dog pic which balances the douchiness out

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>>39196382
jesus fucking christ

>>39203436
this is me, doesnt matter how hot, instant drop

>>39198067
>>39198081
You dont Need fucking tinder in Greece... you just Need to go out and speak to garls... pussies...

>>39198229
>>39198270
yeah man, i dont think she ment "rude" in a seriously way... Keep going you might have it.

>>39198698
man... you can alway tell them you are 6.1 they never gonna notice and if... what?

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How did i do guys?

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>>39198845

>>39203850
>complements

Retard detected.

>>39203382
I'd like to know if that kind of shit works IRL too (Bars,Clubs) Don't wanna be known as that thirsty retard though.

>>39203850
cool story babe, now make me a sandwich DX

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>>39199099

>tfw tinder reminds me that I'm ugly
fuck I'm doing alot of shit wrong and idk how to fix it

>>39196594
Should have told her you already have your phd, A PIMPIN' HOES DEGREE LOOLOLOLOL, followed by a pimp gif and an invitation to your stable.

>>39198345
Lmao can't believe it worked . .. did it?

>>39203084

fabulous

>>39198345
>I went from permafucked virgin to banging 11 girls in the past year
How? Tinder only?

>>39203850
>you after the pipe

I want to use that Pipe line to see if it works ,but don't want to waste it on a qt

Would putting my snapchat be beneficial?

>>39204088
> tryna hit the pipe
Of course tinder only. Getting shredded doesn't equivalent to having game son

Just look at the quality of the rat faced bitches he brags about. You know that's probably the best he's done.

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>>39200008

fucking hell chads have it easy

>>39203397
>BALCONY
BREH DYING

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What should I reply with?

>>39204602
>asking a japanese flower gowing board for help on a response on someone saying "hi"

How fucking autistic are you?

>>39204567
Uhm, you do know "Talk to me later" in girl language basically means no right?

>>39204626
How do I measure my autism? so I can answer your question..

>>39198937
>you tryna get the rod?

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>start actually posting face to dating apps instead of just lurking
>start to get matches
>start struggling my way through conversations
>actually meet up with a girl to hang out and smoke a bowl
>talking about ourselves and what not
>while i go, she seems to be fond of the words "sad" and "lonely" coming out of her mouth
i want off this ride why do these goddamn slivers of false hope wash around my brain i need to train and lift this feeling away

>>39199361
Every chick and every guy but you is doing it dude

>>39200008
She's gonna make up her mind

>>39197096
Lol, vai para o grindr, tens mais chances lá q no tinder. E eu sou um gajo giro.

>>39198674
MANLETS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>39200049
Autism m8

>>39203173
>Asian Trump supporter into black guys

What are the odds of that

>>39205181

Well I'm an asian trump supporter into black girls. Not that rare.

>>39205181
Trump supporters are twice as dumb as him, so really high I guess

>Tinder Game strong
>Get enough numbers from girls
>All write like retarded potatoes

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Fuck boys what do I say

>>39205205
Triggered

>>39205269
>nvm haha! ^-^" so what's up lol?? =D

>>39205269
You know the line mate

>>39205269
>"because i want to examine your bone ahaha Xd"

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>>39205504

>>39205753
Nice

>>39205753
Fucking idiot

Its "I have a bone for you to examine"

>>39205753
Noice brah

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>>39205753
Dumb cunt