>Become Chad, 6'4" 200lbs 10% >Start working

Wouldn't know bro, feels pretty same down here at 5'9

I like it when I say or do something that shows that I have a hint of emotion in me, and the girls go "Awwwwww" like it's the sweetest thing they've ever seen

Or when another guy gives me even a tiny bit of friction and they instantly jump to my defense

Also all of my jokes started fucking slaying all of a sudden.

Feels good.

>>39194347
Iktf. My jokes are the shit now everywhere. Even guys dig my jokes.Everyone wants to be my friend all of sudden. Feels goodman, also dissapointed in shallow human existence, but whatever atleast i get pussy

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>Say shit that isn't even funny
>Wimmin laugh
>QTs talking to me more now, a lot more receptive
>Still feel as though they are just pitying me for looking like a lonely autist
>QTs looking at me randomly
>Always think I look retarded or something of the sort
Help me

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>>39195202
>you're so funny today anon
>thinking to myself...but I didnt even say a joke yet
>no comment

My teacher did this last semester too, maybe she wanted my cock. Also had another teacher laugh hard, maybe I'm just an autistic storyteller because I exaggerate things hard

>>39194285
>>39194347
>>39194443
We have become the sluts. Feels good.

>start uni
>get invited to cool kids parties
>hang out with women
>they constantly bash on our more beta classmates
>even though they are alright

I dont know what to feel

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>>39195695
They want that hypergamy

>be me a shut in who ever only goes to work
I'm a Chad type after a few years of liftan but I can never capitalize on it because I never want to go out. Plus all the friends I have are from my high school life of being a fat nerd so I know I can't really go out with them. What do?

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>>39194347
>>39195202
>>39194443
>>39195494
>>39195695

>>39194285
I am also 6'4 and 200lbs but higher body fat
I don't think girls my age are into my beard though, or maybe it's just me idk

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>>39195494
>you're so funny anon
Why do they say this
Are you making fun of me
Shut up you fucking roastie

>>39195695

I always defend those guys and come out swinging (verbally) at the stacies.

I don't need to have sex with every woman on the planet if the price of putting them in their place is that a few girls will never fuck me fine dude whatever

If you say something they *always fucking stop talking shit* and look emrassed with themselves

open your fucking mouth you don't like it so why don't you fucking say something????

>>39195764

In same position as you

I fuck girls that I meet at the grocery store and that's it

>>39196423

Women realize that the beard is used by low test beta males to hide their lack of a jaw

>>39195202
>tfw body of an alpha but retain the mindset of a beta
How to mindset gains?

>>39196666
Fuckin chekd, but I had one girl literally give me her number without me asking because of my beard

>>39194285

you people need to stop putting Chads on top of the hierarchy

manly men was, is and always will be top tier man mode

manly men don't care what women want, they don't chase women, they're just manly and women gravitate towards them with minimal effort

manly men don't tan or shave their legs/chests


we need to bring back the manly man ideal before it's too late

200 at 6'4 is skeleton mode. Eat more OP.

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>>39196739

>>39196822

hipsters are just another form of cancer

>>39196822
There's something /fa/ and /fit/ can agree on

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>>39194285
This guy could have been one of the top celebrities. How can you blew your chance like that. What an idiot. He lives up to his name.

>>39196739
Fuck you ill shave my chest and belly if i want. I dont care about girls, i just enjoy mentally masturbating while looking at myself in the mirror.

>>39196822
This is the outfits of men who licks the cunt of their wife after a black guy has nutted in it.

>>39196649
Go to a techno partys (you can go there alone because once your on molly you just wander around alone) and drop some mdma that shits makes you want to talk to ppl and everyone is just super nice easy way to meet new friends.
Aand you can walk around with your shirt w/out lookin like a douche

>>39197009
How did he blow it?

>people like me for shallow shit omg it feels so good

Those are shallow people

You've become what you hate

The ride doesn't end here, newfriends

What're your guy's lifting routines? I usually do full body 3x week with 3-5 reps on compounds and 8-12 reps on accessory and isolations. I try to do a lot of volume as well

>>39197201
Made an ass out of himself on national television in Bachelor in Paradise. Apparently he shat himself drunk too, although he denied it on misc. Oh, he's a miscer btw.

>>39197104
>i just enjoy mentally masturbating while looking at myself in the mirror
I used to think that this was retarded behavior, but boy do i understand it now.

Hahahahaha holy fuck you are delusional

Sorry to break it to you, but 6'4 200 lbs is absolute lanky mode (I'd know, I am 6'4 210 10%bf, and know I still have a long way to go)

Your opinion is clrearly worthless

>>39197187
'friends'

>>39194285
>Be 6'4 225lbs
>Kinda chubby but have a good frame and decent looking (very broad shoulders, blue eyes, strong jaw)
>Im 20 years old
>work with pretty much all women
>overhear them all saying they prefer black men (none of them are white)
>get sly mires every now and then
>always getting accidental calls on whatsapp from the girls looking at my display picture
>31 year old 7/10 mulatto chick playfully strokes my dick with her feet under the desk while I talk to customers
>never made a move but catch her miring hard, she told me I'll be a sexy dad when im older and have a bit of a brad pitt vibe about me

It's all slightly strange if im honest

>>39196687
I bet she also had a weak chin
Like finds like

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>>39194285

>6'4
>200lbs

>>39196615
Coincidentally a great way to get them to fuck you.
Chicks dig dudes who defend others in conversation, especially because they're so prone to gossiping themselves.
Also showing that their pussies don't control you and can't make you give up your principles/leave bros in a ditch makes them wet.

>>39197950
Ask her what she's doing after work.
>Netflix and Chill

>>39197991
I thought her chin was pretty cute desu, had a little indent

>>39198115
she's smoking hot but I don't really want to take things further. Get the feeling she wants to settle down

>>39198139
Fair enough dude

>>39194443
I really hate this feel. Mostly because before I got fit, I prided myself on being funny.
Now grills laugh at even my dumbest dad jokes the ones that are supposed to be painful.

>last year of high school
>was into lifting for a solid year
>in the end of my first cutting
>hanging with cool kids, but a 4chan nerd on the inside
>poor guy I study with is wearing an old shirt, which is ragged on his back
>fat rich fag starts making fun of him in front of our class' group of stacies
>the poorfag was a legit cool guy, and didn't even react, just lowered his head
>but oh boy did I get mad
>take off my mine and switch shirts with the poorfag in the middle of the class
>making eye contact with the fatty the whole time
>none of the girls had a clue I had a 6 pack

I ended up fucking one of the stacies latter that year, and she told me all of them mired af that moment

>>39198351

Cringe the post.

>>39196739
>tfw none of this even matter since youre below 6'0

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Attention from women I have zero desire for is annoying. I'm tired of guys asking me to get with their friends, to text them, or whatever.

>>39198382
>while the builtfat was removing his sadfrog shirt the girls could only hear him mumbling something among the lines of "m-miring..."

>>39197142
I wish flannel shirts weren't associated with this shit

They're the perfect thing to wear in fall weather. I don't want to lug around a jacket or freeze in a cold shirt

>>39197929
I would bet money you are over 10% bf

>>39198469
Non plaid flannel man, its the fucking shit.

Eh it's aight.
I've got a gf for the first time after shagging birds in the single life for the past couple o years consistently.
Banged a couple 8's, a good amount of 7's and even a 10.
My GF is 7 without lifting but with a 10/10 personality (hence why I wifed her up).
It's nice having someone I actually enjoy being around and can have intelligent convos with instead of someone I just bang and tolerate the presence of because of their appearance. It's hard not being tempted by all of the other women I catch checking me out all of the time. But I try to busy myself with academic shenanigans instead of worrying about that. God knows I should.

Here's to being na aesthetic Powerlifter.

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>>39197104
>>39197881
>tfw I waste at least 20 minutes a day mirin' myself in the mirror

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>>39194285
6'4" 200lbs

you are most likely underestimating your bf percentage and you are most likely small. zyzz was shorter than you and was 20 pounds heavier than you when he died...

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>>39197142
Goddamn it gets me every time
REEEEEE

>>39194347
Maybe you just cured your autism.
I remember that before I became even slightly fit, people would laugh at my jokes and nonchalant behavior no matter what, knowing me as "that funny Jesus-looking dude".
Having intelligent parents that would often talk with me for hours probably helped me develop some kind of third person view on myself and my mind, and become confident in what I'm saying.
Funny thing is, as straight-forward as I was and as easy as I could talk with women, they would often times say --after getting to know me better-- that they were intimidated or even scared by my stare and my serious-looking gabber (I have this thing where when I'm not laughing or grinning, I just have a thousand yard stare and the expression of a kebab remover).

Seriously, women don't really care if you're short or slightly ugly - if you are a confident talker, they will jump on your dick.
We all have that one dwarf friend that can pull bitches left and right, and we all have that ugly motherfucker that is liked by all girls he knows.
That's life, I guess.

>>39199891
>Seriously, women don't really care if you're short or slightly ugly
This is called coping anon

>>39197950
Don't mess with black chicks man. They will trap tf out of you. If you have to make sure you have a vasectomy or some shit.

t. black man

>>39198983
6'4 200lbs is borderline lanklet mode.

daily reminder: a grown man is over 200lbs and if you arent at least 6'1 youre a manlet

>>39195695
The girls expect you to join in bashing beta guys.

You have a choice

>>39194296
ahhaahahah top kek

>>39199891
>Seriously, women don't really care if you're short or slightly ugly
how can someone be this delusional. i just dont understand it.

>>39194285
>6'4 200lbs
Training to be a marathon runner?

>>39194285
>6'4"
>200 lbs
That's pretty skinny, honestly

>>39198080
They can tell you're a real human bean, and not a dickwad

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>>39200714
Nah man, I'm serious.
Western women are different, so you may not have it this easy, but here in the East, women don't really care if you're "the complete package that they oh-so-deserve".
Ugly gabber? No problem, you just need to be built and be alpha.
Short? No problem, you just need to avoid looking like a bitch.

I mean, sure, if someone is tall and above average in looks, their chances for getting their dick wet skyrocket, but it doesn't mean other traits can't make it easy.
Then again, nobody is perfect, and there are people with great looks, good physiques and a big bank account, who can't hook up because of crippling autismo mode.

>>39203117
For the record, I said "or".
If you're short AND ugly, then you're fucked unless you aim for 6/10 women only.
And I said "slightly ugly", which is the norm for men.
Seriously, the Net skewed your perception of the world, I guess.

>>39198609
I take my shirt off and flex every time I go to the bathroom at work.
It's the only thing that brightens my day 2 b honest

I've known all these feels since late middle school (early bloomer, 6'3, started lifting early, decent face), but due to my crippling mental damage I haven't got too much pussy in my life

>>39203573
The East? Where exactly?

>>39203573
why are you committing blasphemy by using the real crossfit jesus's name in vain? you want to be put on the list?

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>>39194285
Chad's dating profile. He is clearly a moron, but also clearly getting away with it.

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>>39194285

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>>39194285
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>>39194285 (OP)
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>>39194285 (OP)
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>>39204051
Poland and most countries east from it.
Except Ukraine.
Ukraine doesn't exist.

>>39204066
Well you see... the fact of the matter is, it's not blasphemy when the truth is... that I AM THAT GOOD.

>>39204346
are you a Pole?

>>39203573
for my entire life only slav girls showed actively interest in me, maybe because i kinda look slavish... actually i don´t know if i´m good looking because russian girls etc. say i´m handsome and western girls don´t say anything regarding my facial aesthetics

>>39198152
31yr old doesnt want to settle Down with a 20yo, she wants ur dick

>>39199891
I've never had much trouble with girls. Even before I started working out. Ever since I was a little kid people have been telling me I'm good looking. Ive got blonde hair, blue eyes, and I just got lucky in the face department. What a fucking gamble that is right?

But I still noticed a marked improvement in the way people respond to me once I started getting results. Maybe it was a confidence thing, but I've always been pretty outgoing and friendly. Honestly I think it's just as simple muscles=wet panties.

>>39194285
I just get told Im a big guy with big arms but since my face is pretty ugly no one really mires

Im fne with it tho, I already knew it would be like this before I started

Does getting fit as a grill effect your social standing?
I'm thin already, but round face/cellulite thighs/flabby arms. Can't hold down a friend. Does it help autism?

>>39204762
pls respond

>>39198983
Zyzz was 6'1 and 198lbs.

200lbs is pretty big. But at 6'4, it is believable if you are 12% body fat.

>>39204836
Yes.

>>39196686
Same way as lifting weights

CONSTISTENT PRACTICE AND REPETITION

>>39194285

Highschool
>Shy, skinny, pimple covered, emo fringe
>At least I was tall
>edgy faggot until junior year
>Have a solid group of friends, very low in social hierarchy though
>only 1 girl was interested in me and I pussied out of doing anything
>didn't have a date to homecoming


>Took a year off study and put on about 30lb of mass before I started college, 'built' by normie standards
>Got a chad haircut
>Fixed my skin
>Learned how to socialize better
>Learned how to not spurg out with girls

Now
>Pretty much the central person of my friendship group in college
>Girls flirt with me a fair bit of the time
>Current have a hot FWB who was primarily keen for my looks, she initiated the whole deal too and I just went along wit it
>Life's a lot easier

We're all going to make it, bruhs

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>>39204395
I am. Any questions?

>>39204551
Slav women are very open since the mid 2000's. Dunno why. Very comfortable with expressing their feelings and all that jazz.
Even if you are average, they will tell you that you're handsome, manly, "only theirs", and all that stuff.
Only downside is that most Slav women really care about a guy's hair. If he has none - he slides down the ranking by a few points already, no matter his facial aesthetics.
And what does it matter whether you are ACTUALLY handsome or not? The women that talk about your looks are positive about them, you've got enough validation and you can score.

>>39204676
Most likely you grew confidence and people noticed.
Women like confident guys that don't get embarrassed when they do something stupid and stuff like that.

>>39194285

>Become Chad

No

>>39195202
>QTs looking at me randomly

GIVE ME THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

>>39194285
wtf i am 6'4, 210 lbs ish. ppl are only scared of me now, nothing like your situation

only thing that change is that now people dont fuck with me cause they know i could kill them

i am still a social outcast

>>39196739
>manly men don't care what women want, they don't chase women, they're just manly and women gravitate towards them with minimal effort
>manly men don't tan or shave their legs/chests
That is literally Chad.

Except the whole tanning thing, nothing wrong with being tan from working outside and/or playing sports in the sun.

>>39196615
you're a hero, anon

>>39198021
>>39198983
>>39201281
>>39203199
>>39203244
>>39204842

trying so hard

>>39208207

Is 6'4 @ 200 really that small?

Anyone got reference pics?

>homo