These machines are fucking intimidating, /fit/, you didnt

>>39178557
What the fuck is that?

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>>39178668

That's the muscle confusion machine. Really confuses everything for max gains brah

>>39178557
On seriously wtf someone explain this

What the fuck even is that monstrosity?

It's the gym throne. Whoever wins the weekly deadlift contest gets to sit in it while cardio bunnies bring you protein shakes and creatine

Jaywhatthefuckisthatthing.webm

>>39178557
Looks like a horse rack.
Try riding it and yell Hi Ho.

>>39178557
My gym has a machine that look like your basic chest supported rows but for some reason instead of weights it has an air compressor. It's the scariest thing ever.

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>>39178557

I think it works like this

>>39178695
Kekd but wtf is that moon thing in the background?

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>>39178557
Is this a fucking Transformer?

>>39178780
Air compressors are obnoxiously loud unless there's a different type I'm unaware of

>>39178557
> a machine to surpass metal gear

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>>39178782
No, I think this is how it works

>>39178847
kek

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>>39178727

Gotta love when the manlet come to entertain you

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Lol this is the gym lifeguard chair. How new is everyone here

It's a kind of leg press

I've seen a video of it

>reverse image search
>"gym"

that's about as much effort as I'm willing to put into this, someone else take over

>Machines
>Lifting

good one OP

>>39178557
I refuse to believe this isn't photoshopped.

>>39178847
Kekked hard

>>39178557
Do you like leg press yourself down?

A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR

>>39178919
underrated.

>>39178557
There is a company building that and actually selling it fucking hell

>>39178780

Tgose are such garbage, air based machines. Went to some fancy gym a couple times and thats all they had because its "high grade" stuff to people. Completely mushy garbage feel, bo connextion to the weight at all (which makes since because their is no physical weight being lifted).

>>39179357
How fucking drunk are you m8

>>39178919
I see my shirt is making the rounds

>>39178557
I can't even figure out which parts are supposed to move.

Bump cause I really wanna know what this is.

>>39178668
I have the same reaction as this anon. I have been to at least 5 different gyms and never once have I seen that thing.

>>39178847
fucking kekd

Found it!

Hammer Strength H-Squat machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXuzsB07AAs

>>39181472
fucking thank you kind sir. but why not just grab a barbell and squat?

>>39181500
because when a regular person thinks "gym" their mind envisions machines.

>>39178790
It's an opening of the cave

>>39181472
What the fuck man? It's just a 3 story leg press

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>>39181472
for what purpose

>>39181705
how else are you going to get such a massive lever arm into such a small amount of floor space?

>>39178790
Dude was clearly fucked up by trying to work the machine and launched through the wall and that is the hole he made looking out onto the night sky.

>>39181759

What the fuck do you need it for?

>>39178847
Kekimus maximum

>>39181793
Egolifting?

>>39181793
pretending you lift heavier than you actually do.

>>39181472
Why is he locking out like that

>>39181705
Money.
Imagine how much retards probably paid for that monstrosity.

>>39181705
To keep the manlets away

>>39178727
lol

>>39178711
Underrated

>>39181825
Because once he's in a wheelchair, he won't need to use that retarded contraption any more.

>>39181472
I don't think I want to be 2 stories up when my legs turn to jelly and I have to climb down. I can barely step down a street curb on leg day.

>>39181472
Has science gone too far?

>>39181825
I'm gonna guess he's not actually lifting much weight (leverage & shit)