What's the deal with milfs/older ladies and fit men? This

>>39155058
older women ( 30+, especially 45+) appreciate muscle and strength more than young women.

>>39155058
moar pics

once women get older and people are less attracted to her, she starts to become like your typical guy (desperate, will jump on any dick that will take her etc), essentially she sees you the way you see a curvy coed

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What's the best way pick up MILFs? I really wanna get with one

>>39155058
Milfs are okay but i get the feeling they will stink or have nasty bodies, Not sure why i should fuck someone who looks worse then me you know? if i could make a milf magically appear when im super horny and its 3am then sure i'd fuck one

Is there a difference between a single mother and a hot ass cougar MILF

Tread carefully OP and other than that you're basically the hot girl in this situation. If she says something I guess you rationalize it or not.

Also report her since its inappropriate and you're trying to lift.

>>39155127
not op but holy shit
this explains a lot

>>39155097
other way around dipshit.

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>>39155187
>eva notty charges $1200 for 1hr

If only I was close to vegas

>>39155058
Go and hit that nigga.

Boning a cougar is as close as youll ever get to like, your favorite fuck fantasies as a young puke. Like fucking the hottest schoolteacher.

>>39155200
My friend fucked an older lady and he said her ass stunk so take from that what you will.

But older chicks are almost always down for anal since they've lost the sensation in their vagina from taking millions of miles of penis thrusts and even popped out a few babies.

Most MILFs are not pornstar hot and if they are then I'm sure they can find dick elsewhere from some mega shredded millionaire with a mansion.

>>39155208
Yes a single mother is generally in her 20s to early 30s. Sometimes theyre hot but mostly just whores who got knocked up and ruined their life. A MILF is a big busty bitch who is a professional dick handler, like the kind in pornos.

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>>39155320
Can confirm

Avoid doggystyle

Nothing like getting a whiff of a sweaty bunghole with a nice dose of shit that's been fermenting all day

>>39155270
You have that kind of money to blow on just an hour with a whore?

>>39155340
I have a minor in maths (lol) but any time I have to deal with additional change to get an even note/dollar back my brain shuts down.

>>39155187
have a not terrible body, lift weights at the gym during normie hours, get zipper pockets to hold you spaghetti

>>39155364
Well ive saved up $800 this month from not seeing my regular escorts, so another $400 isnt that bad.
Plus who wouldn't like to fuck a pornstar. I want to experience it.

>>39155393
But where? The only older women I interact with are unattractive professors

>>39155582
maybe go to a different gym that has MILFs on treadmills and bikes all the time?

Can I pick up a milf if I get /fit/? I'm 22 and look 14. I don't think there's anything I can do about my youthful face.

>>39155187
Be to the point. They older and closer to death. They dont waste time bullshitiing

>>39155678
You could grow a beard

>>39155678
Find a pedo woman so she can fuck a 14 yo without going to jail.

>>39156344
I actually can't.

>>39156496
I wish I could find one. I'll keep trying. Are there any milfs on tinder?

>>39155058
Refer her to the Many bisexuals bodybuilders /fit/ idolize. If those men are willing to sell their asses to other men for steroid money, they won't mind fucking semi fit older women.

>kai greene
>Rich Piana
>Artemus Dolgin
Etc.

>>39155270
Hol the fuck up shes here in Vegas?

VEGAS
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A
S

>>39155058
>reporting her to the front desk
What are you a fag?? serious question

>>39155058
the only thing young men have over mature men is the physique. So naturally if a woman wants a young lad, that's why.
In any other country i'd suggest you talk to her directly, but assuming you're in the north american continent I bet she'll just cause a riot if you did.
going to the front desk is fine.
>inb4 "guys can't be harassed by girls!!!!"

>>39157026
>Rich Piana selling his arse for steroids
That is a hilarious but fucking terrifying mental image.

>>39157454
VEGAS BRAH what part of town you live in?
I'm the almost North Las Vegas area by the smaller airport around Cheyenne/Decatur

>>39155393
Real talk what defines a terrible body?
I'm ottermode 6'0 with broad shoulders and a nice face/legs but I have PE and my ribs poke out.

>>39155058
DISREGARD WOMEN

>>39155127
Confirmed by 4 of my middle-aged coworker femaled today incidentally, they said that pretty much

>>39155468

You want to "experience", for 1200$, something other men can get for free. That is sad as fuck famalam

Slept with two birds over 40

One was a strong 3/10, first girl I ever personal trained and the first I ever slept with. Literally no idea why I fucked her other than the gym was closed and I could see her thong through her tights as she deadlifted. First few thrusts were amazing and then immediately afterwards you just come to notice every blemish in their body, saggy skin and fucking foul arsehole. Girls that tell you every vagina is the same are full of shit, age and pounding savages a cunt and it felt like dusty chimney.

Second was a 7/10 on a drunk night out, honestly can't remember much of the bang itself but in the morning she acted like my mother would and it freaked me the fuck out

so in short would not recommend. keep your penor out of the elderly

>>39158519
>and it felt like dusty chimney
>faster sweep boy, get all that soot out, I'm going to be late for tea,

>>39155058

>tfw women my age rarely mire
>housewifes and soccer moms flat out stare at me

WHY WHY ARGRGRGRGGRGR

>>39158519
>in the morning she acted like my mother would and it freaked me the fuck out
sounds hot

>>39158519
Acted like your mother how exactly?

>>31958584
Sheeeiiiit, if you got an audience put on show.
Start doing some dls and show off you glutes.
Really thrust your hips at lock out to show off that you could carry them while youre fucking them.
And keep in mind women hate each other, some young filly will see some old mare chatting it up with anon, feeling his biceps, laughing at everything he says about the weather, and something in her brain will snap. Then she'll start thinking 'whats that BITCH got that i dont?' Then she'll start coming in a little bit closer to you, pretty soon she'll be using the external thigh machine right behind you sending you morse code messages in the mirror by blinking.

ITT, women are nasty and foul creatures. I am not even gay.

>>39158519
>>39158798
go back to the misc, punk ass bitches

>>39155058
>60-70 year old comes up to me while i'm doing farmers walk
>wow you are lifting the whole gym
>I can feel the ground shake!
>you're like clark kent (wear glasses)
>bet you got a good body under there!

if an older man did that to a younger women he would probably be banned and go to court

>>39158519
>a strong 3/10
>over 40
Jesus fucking Christ why

>>39158761
Maybe she told him to get a job.

>>39155468
> he reguarly spends $800 a month on escorts

>>39158481
I take it you never travel then?

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>>39158904

>>39155340
Retarded example in that picture; the change goes from .05 to .35? So you give them back the quarter they just gave you and exchange the nickel for a dime?

>>39158904
kek

>>39158519
the first one sounds nasty as fuck, but I would have done the same as you, given the chance.
>>39158904
lol

>>39158393
W-Whatever it takes

>>39159378
>Retarded example
That's the joke.

>>39159596
What joke?

>>39155058

The old lady in my apartment complex is always hitting on me.

If only she knew I was gay.

>>39159655
people who work in retail are idiots

>>39158519
I wanna fuck you while you fuck them. You can be the meat in that sandwich

>>39158687
>>39158761
Nothing specific, but she was eerily similar looking to my mom and was nice in the same way as a friends mom would be when you go around their house. It was probably just her being nice, but her offering me breakfast and shit is something I am not used to after a random lay.

>>39159687
>but her offering me breakfast and shit
so she acted like a regular adult and you took that as "she acted like your mother"?
is your mother the only adult person you know?
also what kind of degenerates do you hang out with if they don't offer breakfast after a one night stand?

>>39159713
Not him but can you relax? Most people don't want to stick around for breakfast they want to gtfo. The point of a random lay is to fuck and never see the person again not hangout and have tea afterwards

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>>39158904

>>39159787
> staying long enough that she is cooking breakfast
> hurr durr i just wanted to fuck and then leave

>>39155377
engineering student here. We learned pretty sick math techniques but my brain still can't compute these types of additions. I feel ya

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>>39158904

>>39159787
honestly you sound like a middle schooler who's only heard of the idea of one night stands in tv shows.
yes the point is to fuck without forming a relationship but that doesn't mean you have to run out of the bed the second you wake up unless you're fucking some hideous skanks you couldn't even look at sober.
eating breakfast and maybe fucking again in the morning is completely normal for one night stands.

>>39155468
that's probably ten years worth of fap worthy memories. but also >>39158930

>>39160196
>fapping to memories
lol faggot

>>39157026
source or I call bullshit t b h

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it is double-edged sword. in middle school i was not playing clarinet so good so family dropped me off at woman's house 2 times each week to take extra lessons and she was probably 45 or 50 years old. she was not too bad looking but kind of chubby with some weird glasses that always fell off when she was turning pages of music for me. after first couple weeks, she would let her hand rest on my leg and she would rub my back sometimes and i didn't notice because i was a kid. anyway later a few weeks she hugged me and then showed me her left tit and asked if i wanted to touch it and i did and then she took my head and brought it in and held me like a baby and said to suck on it. (she had no kids so maybe a mommy psychological thing>) she told me to be quiet and i promised because it felt good. after doing that, she started touching me and doing oral on me and it felt great even though i suspected it was bad. eventually she showed me her pussy and i was freaked out. she backed off and just did oral for a few more weeks. she was killed in a car accident and the lessons stopped. it was a good experience.

>>39158481
Lmao you act like 1200 is something thats a lot

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>>39160153
>expecting people /here/ to have any experience in social life

>>39160153
>spotted the virgin

>>39158456
You were so close to having Chad body genes, I weep for you

>>39158584
Older women aren't as discrete. Younger women are more shy. Make eye contact with girls when you walk around, you'll notice they either keep eye contact for a while and turn away fiddle with hair or smile and blush away

>>39160528
>People don't hang around after and doing so means you have no experience in sex

>>39155127
>essentially she sees you the way you see a curvy coed
Fug this is cute
It makes me feel retarded and desireable

i cant even cum from watching Lisa Ann

even BBC slave genetics cant make her cum

she is useless

>>39158559
heres your kek

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>>39160443

>>39155127
This
Women eventually discover what it is to be just like a beta boi, around 35 y.o. then it's all fucking pathetic from this point. By they will also get out of their ways to say "enjoy it, I is short, get the best of it" to a younger woman. Women are fucking dumb

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>tfw no mommy to support your gains and love you

Has anyone ever dated a cougar? Greentext pls

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>>39155127
So a Christmas Cake like in the animus
>>39159687
> but her offering me breakfast and shit
...And you had the cake dream but didn't like it. I don't begrudge you not wanting to stick around, but you lucky son of a bitch

>>39155187
Find bars where older people congregate, get away from the college crowd. Also, places where people are just traveling through: airport bars, hotel bars, casino bars.

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>>39158904

>>39155269
not at all, nu-males and betas get the younger chicks beacuse they are easy to get and will do anything for a girl. older women want strong men with power

>>39158904
Fucking kek

>>39155269
Young women like it too, but older women are often less vapid and self absorbed

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>>39161709

Pham

Divorcees, single mothers and just single older women are pretty desparate for relationships.

>>39159378
Autism

I've fucked a woman who is 41 a couple of times. She looks 30, pretty face, petite, amazing ass and boobs, you could only tell she's a bit older in the morning without make up. Crazy as fuck tho. I will try to fuck her again when I see her around, she has a bf now but w/e.

>>39158904
Kek

I only hit on girls on my college campus. Outside of that I feel like a fish out of water. Where to meet qt older women that want to be fuckbuddies?

I used to fuck this milf, she would pull the hottest face ever. I'd be pounding away and when she was close to cumming she would close her eyes, bite her lip and sort of pull a smile. Used to make me nearly cum when I saw her do it but I had to keep going as I'd know she was close to cumming herself

>>39158904
Lol

>>39162225
casino, airport, and hotel bars.

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>>39158904

Holy shit can OP ever recover?

>>39158456
Shoulder width? If it's not at least 21 inches you don't have broad shoulders

>>39155058
I only get hit by milfs and gays, i wish i was into them

>>39155270
>>39155187
>ruined those god tier tits

>tfw filipina milf i want to bang

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>>39158519
where did you meet the 7/10? In a bar? Can you tell me what type of bar it was? Like trendy, country, cheers, etc? I wanna bang a 7/10 over 40 bird

>>39160443
damn I would have tapped that, I've been wanting to fuck since I was 10 years old

>>39161663
I went to some bar with a bunch of milfs. It was a small town and the only bar there and there was a live band playing rock music. I ended up hitting on some like 50 year old cause I was bored and she was loving it.

>>39159840
>engineering student

Well no shit you can't do basic math

>>39161663
Can vouch for casino bars. Every time I go to one I get approached by flirty cougars.

>>39158519
I just want to know how you parlayed deadlifts into a fugg session.

My mom basically set me up with one of her friends and then asked how it was after.

>>39158930
Cheaper than a wife.

>>39163006
Nice. My older sister has set me up with a few of her drunk wine drinking friends. I blew it with three of them but have fucked two. Not great odds but I'm not very alpha.

>>39163029

I spend about $50 a month on my significant other unless it's Christmas or birthday.

No way $800 a month is cheaper than a gf/wife.

>Tfw there is a local casino 20 minutes from my house

I'm gonna hopefully find some single milfs

>>39160443
>she was killed in a car accident
>it was a good experience

>>39155058

It's because when they were teens every dude they fancied was buff and ripped, by college kid standards, now they're older all the guys are balding and fat or married, getting fucked by young fit guys reminds them of being a college teen whore all over again.

>source; I seem to only fuck 30+ whores

>>39163125
>I spend about $50 a month on my significant other unless it's Christmas or birthday.
How the fuck do you even quantify that?

I'm 24 now and about to marry my girl, but I've fucked probably a dozen milfs in my day. Casino bars are the absolute best. If they are there alone than they are 100% down to fuck. Also, friends parents and family friends, if single, are usually down to fuck as long as you make it out to be an exciting one-time thing, never something ongoing. Be clear about it because often that is exactly what they want.

I will warn you: MILFs, especially menopausal or postmenopausal MILFs are crazy about pregnancy dirty talk. Probably every chick over 40 that I have fucked has encouraged me to cum inside them and mentioned something about impregnating them, breeding them, putting my seed in them, etc. Some form of it.

It's hot a fuck, just be careful that you don't actually get them pregnant.

>>39163254

Tbh I don't believe it unless they are college students at the same school

I spend much more than that on gas simply driving to see my GF

>>39163125
This

What a fuckin zero that guy is

My gf actually spends more on me than i do on her. Takes me out to dinner and shit

Get a sugar mama

Oh wait he cant cause hes a 2/10 pajeet

>>39163257
>I will warn you: MILFs, especially menopausal or postmenopausal MILFs are crazy about pregnancy dirty talk. Probably every chick over 40 that I have fucked has encouraged me to cum inside them and mentioned something about impregnating them, breeding them, putting my seed in them, etc. Some form of it.
My gf has a huge fetish for having cum inside her. Never made the connection it was a menopause thing, but that totally makes sense.

>>39163388
If your girlfriend isn't old than it probably is not, it's just her biological clock.

My girlfriend has it too and she was 20 when we started dating, by the time she was 22 I had gotten her pregnant 8-)

I fucking love it though, can't wait to get her pregnant again.

>>39163295
>>39163295

We're both done with school and live together.

Our date nights usually consist of me cooking a nice meal at home, red wine and netflix/TV.

My bf and I split everything down the middle. It's current year and all. I'll occasionally treat him and vice versa, we don't nickel and dime each other and it works out in the end. The exception is if there's something one of us really wants to do and the other is just tagging along, then the person who came up with it pays more.

>>39163418
Should have mentioned, she's 40

>>39159687
>same way as a friends mom would be when you go around their house
They want the dick too.

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>>39160616
It's not noticeable when I'm wearing a shirt and I get a lot of attention, which means there's this incentive not to engage with people cause I'm distinctly less appealing once you get to know me (physically and mentally).
>What do?
Just work on my body or also try reciprocating interest?
I feel bad just rejecting everyone but my thought is they can take it a lot better than I would.

I've been hit on at a bar/club thing by a pretty hot 30+ year old who was there with a probably 60+ year old guy who looked rich but beta as fuck. I wasn't keen but was in line for a drink and she was getting close and physical as fuck, but then when she found out I was in med school told me I should cure cancer which I thought was a light-hearted thing. She got more and more serious, and was really pushing it because apparently her son has cancer and she got pretty distressed. Kinda wish I'd tried to get head in the bathroom, but there were young chicks to hit on. In the end I was just nearly raped by a fat fuck until I got friends tactically exfiltrate me

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>>39160443
>she was killed in a car accident and the lessons stopped.
>it was a good experience.

holy kek /fit/ gets some weird posters

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>hit up craigslist for some strange
>notice post in casual encounters, 40+ milf wants fwb
>is in open relationship with boyfriend, guy is a total cuck
>meet for coffee one afternoon, things go well
>take her back to my place, start kissing and undressing
>takes picture of herself sucking my cock and sends it to her bf, wtf is going on here
>start having fun time, my god she has a great ass, round and firm
>best sex of my life ever
>2 weeks later catch herpes from her, not the kind you get on your lips either
>still keep fucking her anyway, regardless

Totally worth it. I miss her.

>>39167316
>enjoy your dick herpes degenerate

>>39161663
This. I was at a crowded airport bar and took the only seat left next to a cougar. We talked for about an hour and then we ended up sitting next to each other on the same flight by chance. She wanted me to come home with her, even though she clearly had a ring on.

>tfw turned her down because I barebacked three girls in a foreign country and wanted to get tested ASAP

>>39155127

this.

when women get older, they start to feel like men do (having to chase), but they're not used to having to put effort, so all they do is orbit at first. as they age they get more and more daring and just drop all pretense.

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>>39160443
>she was killed in a car accident
>it was a good experience

Guess I shouldn't expect anything else here

>>39167336
>i don't know how to greentext

Fuck her, faggot

>>39158904
My sides.

>>39161597
>tfw going to witness stacies lose their sex appeal and become desperate

who else /comfy/?

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>>39158904
kek

>>39158904
Ayyyyyyyyyyyy l m a o

>>39169424
you posted a fucking still?

>>39158781
>Morse code in mirror

Kek

>>39155097
>>39155058

They're just sluts who never got off the cock carousel and see their inevitable fate as an unwanted spinster in a few years. Therefore they pursue the finest young cock they can until that point when they become undesirable

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>>39155058

I fug left one regularly, ask me anything

>>39169524
grosss haha

>>39169524
Underrated

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>>39169537

I don't regret anything

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>>39169524

ayy argentina is whiiiite

>>39169551

she is not fat and she likes to fuck, it's all I need
and she kinds of babysits me

>tfw I don't females my own age attractive but always find women in their 30s hot as fuck

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>>39169570

>and she kinds of babysits me

she likes to peg you?

>>39169578

she would probably do if I ask her

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>>39169524

>flag of argentina
>blonde

>>39169589

well, you know what you have to do next time anon

>>39169524

are you a black bull?

>>39155340
This is the first time I felt like puking, rewarding an online post. That coming from someone who is an old fag. You sir, got talent in describing the nasty.

>>39155187
Feet about shoulder width apart, brace your core throughougt the lift and try to do pick up a MIlF explosively.

>>39169524
what's it like? Isn't it nasty? Can you fuck her hard? Does she buy you shit? Is her pussy tight?

>>39159540
4 DICKS A DAY. I DON'T WANNA HEAR LESS THAN THAT.

>>39157454
chumlee here, brah

>>39161648

Hollyshit I thought that was her.

>>39169524

will what are you doing on /fit/

>>39155377
>math minor
>most jobs I want
$150,000 a year starting

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>>39158904
kek

>>39159540
Right babe?

>>39174993
U like BBC?

>>39169524
Dude, why

>>39160443
>she was killed in a car accident
>and the lessons stopped
No way

>>39174993
Babe? Babe?

>>39172271

>isn't it nasty?

what is nasty?, she is very clean

Can you fuck her hard?

yes but I think is she who fucks me harder

Does she buy you shit?

nah

Is her pussy tight?

not really

>>39173474

>will what are you doing on /fit/

I lift, I know her from the gym

>>39175114

>Dude, why

why not

>>39177288
Does she let you bust inside her?
How often do you fuck her?
Do you eat that pussy/ass?

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>>39158393
>tfw leave 4chan because of the jeejee fallout and moot being traitor
>tfw come back to see whats up.
>/pol/ is lost, /b/ is even shittier.
>/fit/ and /o/ havent changed.

>>39163006
this mean your mom is with her friend's son and is trying to make it even.

>>39177379

>Does she let you bust inside her?

yes

>How often do you fuck her?

once a week

>Do you eat that pussy/ass?

what I am supposed to do?, she chokes in my dick, it's the least I can do

lads, this kind of women are down for EVERYTHING, they don't fuck around

>>39177744

>sticking your mouth in a pussy that's literally seen 100s of dicks

hahaha you fucking faggot

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>>39155187
try a yoga class

>>39177759

well, I'm actually cucking someone

>>39177787
You know she's fucked him just before you at least once and you've had dick residue go straight in your mouth right?

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>>39178051

>dick residue

never change

>>39178051
yes, and it's kind of hot desu

>>39178171
homo

>>39167316
why didn't you use a condom?
yes, even for a blowjob, it's fucking Craig's List and they were Swingers

>>39155678
Son Grow a full ass beard at least threeinches in length go to a barber to get it trimmed up thats all you need to look older

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>>39177288
thanks for replying senpai


>isn't it nasty?

>what is nasty?, she is very clean

I was referring to her skin, potentially being loose and wrinkly, lots of sun damage, etc

How did the relationship start? Did she ask you out to coffee or something?

>>39178216
I have zero facial hair gains.