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Itt: post S A T A N I C things you do at the gym
Ill start.
>NEVER rerack weights
>Drop heavy deadlifts from waist height
>Don't use bumper plates for deads even though my gym has them
>Steal DYEL's shaker bottles
>Do heavy rackpulls with straps for Triples and slam the barbell into the safeties - (I've bent at least 4 barbells now. LOL)
>Steal people's shoes from the change room
>Piss all over the floor and sink tap
>Steal Lifting gloves, belts, wraps, anything people don't keep a close eye on
>Have stolen small dumbbells in my gymbag
>Steal towels regularly
>Give people terrible advice when dyels ask me for help but don't know I'm a /fraud/
WHO IS A /TRUE GYM DEVUL/?
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>>39144822
>guy asks for a spot on 1pl8 bench (lol)
>"Sure thing buddy"
>He gets on the bench and before he's ready I unrack the weight and push it onto his chest
>he's writhing under the bar and turning red
>he manages to gasp out a faint squeak for help
>I smirk and walk away
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There is this one asian manlet dyel, I followed him into the locker room and sucked his dick.
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>>39144822
>guy takes a piss between sets
>steal bench while he's away
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>walk into gym with gym bag full of 50 towels
>covertly place one on every bench and rack in the gym
>take the city bus to the next gym
>rinse and repeat
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>>39145141
[ ] Devil's advocate
[ ] Possessed by Demons
[ ] Satan's apprentice
[x] Lucifer himself
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>the lady at the brotein bar checks my pants out
>tell her it's not for sale
>she offers me a roll of gym tokens if i kill her rival for the gym kings heart
>i accept
>i eat 50lbs of broccoli over 5 days, and drink a liter of vodka in one chug before going to gym
>start to deadlift right next to the rival chick
>she's so hot
>i start to puke and convulse
>she tries to help me, i go to the locker room and she comes to ask if i'm ok
>i say, "i am, but you won't be soon"
>she say's "what?"
>i say, "there's someone behind you!"
>she turns around
>i grab the strategically placed 10lb dumbbell
>smash her in the back of the head
>she dies instantly
>mfw leaving humanity behind
i ran over a dog on the way home
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>>39144868
Absolutely fiendish
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>placed barbells in the shape of a pentagram
>sacrifice a protein shake
>summon demon
>ask for gainz
>demon demands a virgin sacrifice
>kill myself
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>rerack other guy's dumbells while he's resting mid-set weights
>leave 4pl8 barbell after deadlifts in uni gym to assert dominance
>kick the plate dispenser and get one free
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