>first day of MMA class >teacher shows us a full guard

>>39144745
>rolling with girl
>mount her
>she farts

I sprawled out on her to maintain mount but also so she couldn't see me struggling to not laugh

There were a couple girls on my wrestling team in high school, one was in my weight class and the other was in the lightest class. I had to fight the boner urges constantly when practicing moves with the girl in my weight class. Fuck she was hot though.

why the fuck do you fight boner urges?

just let it go

>>39144787
gi pants are pretty loose, a boner is very noticeable.
With no gi, I always used compression shorts and a cup. The cup effectively served as a guillotine that would strike down on my erection the one time I decided to "let it go"

I remember we had to do these sit ups where we interlocked our legs with our partner as part of a warm up session for Krav Maga and he farted in my face.

Since /mag/ is closed, do you have any advice for beginning wrestling?

I can take a punch to the face but I'm weak fucking shit. At max 2 pull ups and 3*10 push-ups over 3'mins.

Over the summer I dropped down from 170 to 150 with little to no muscle. How do i get ready for the season?

>>39144745
>in MT practice, fought the weekend before so I was in cruise mode until the next one was lined up
>time to drill the teep (pretty much the THIS IS SPARTA kick)
>paired up with a tight little qt, only her third or fourth session
>typical cardio bunny outfit, had been 'mirin all night
>going slow, no power, don't want to boot her ovaries out
>we both kicked at the same time, lazy effort from me and newbie effort from her
>her foot slides down the head of my dick as she misses
>makes me hesitate, don't fully extend leg
>my big toe basically carresses her vagina, makes her tights cling to dem lips
>can't look away, too much testosterone in my system
>finally look at her face, she looks shocked
>She mumbles something and goes to get a drink


Told my coach a few days later and laughed so hard he cried. My nickname in the gym from then on was twinkletoes

You haven't lived until you've been sexually harassed by a mohawked man's toe

So I took an MMA class for the first time. We did BJJ and boxing.

My shoulder area kinda hurts, is it normal? What suppliments should I take?

>>39144745
if you are doing bjj you better invest in a cup, yesterday.

but year i've been doing bjj for 2 years 3x a week.

i don't even bother lifting weights anymore. fuck gymcelling. nothing is really more humbling than day 1 getting strangled by someone 40 lbs lighter than you, without them breaking a sweat.

>>39144962
Agreed. Had more fun doing MMA than I ever did lifting weights.

>>39144835
aerobic conditioning

>>39144974
>>39144962
>>39144962
do both u goobs.

>>39144787
fucking edgy

>>39144962
BJJ coach here.

Don't get a cup. I don't wear one. Some people get pissed if you do, but honestly I don't because it is better without it.

If you must get one for BJJ, get this one:

https://www.amazon.com/Spider-Guard-Competition-Cup-Athletic/dp/B00UNKAEPI

>>39145022
What's the reasoning behind lmaonocup?

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>>39145022

Why does he wear the mask?

>>39145045
I rarely if ever get hit in the balls, and if I do it is almost always pretty light. The cup clips you in the balls far more than if you were not wearing one.

There is also a cultural/sport aspect too it. It can be unpleasant for your partners. Cups are also not allowed in a lot of sport competitions. However, neither of those are my reasons for not wearing one.

>>39145118
Just to counterpoint myself, it is easier to do kneebars and armbars with the cup, but you should be able to do it without.

Not my biggest submissions though desu. More of a heelhook/RNC guy.

>>39145002
Sorry if I sound like a retard, but what does aerobic excercise do to help strength?

>>39145118
>>39145151
I mostly just feel them when someone's got my back, and that's a dire position anyway. Cups are required where I train, but then again it's an MMA gym. I agree though, while grappling things rarely go towards the groin. Teeth protectors are a different story though

>>39145155
You didn't ask about strength, you asked how to get ready for the season. I assumed you were already doing strength work, so I suggest aerobic conditioning in addition.

The foundation for increases performance via sport training in wrestling season is a general strength base and aerobic conditioning built in the off season.

>>39145118
all it takes is one bad knee cutter or log splitter break and you'll be singing a different tune.

all you really need to be mindful of is that the cup gives a better fulcrum for armbars. otherwise its a total non factor unless you're totally flattened out on your back, in which case you're fucked anyway.

>>39145177
While improving my back attack/entry game recently, I had noticed that balls crush problem a bit at first. I found that it means you are in a bad position and need to shrimp your hips out a bit irregardless of the ball crushing.

Oh wait, you said when someone has your back? Your balls shouldn't get hit in the balls in that position.

But yah, for MMA you should wear cup. I have a diamond MMA cup which is decent.

>>39145151
i'd rather have a cup to the back than get fucking heelhooked.

>>39145190
No one wears them though bro. It's not something that really happens. If I had to guess I would say 15% or less wear a cup, and none of those are old school BJJ people.

>>39145207
lol, what a weird thought.

>>39145199
I feel HIS cup in my back.

>>39145210
what kind of gym do you train at? i do bjj at an mma gym and virtually everyone wears a cup.

absolutely no homo as to how i know this.

i don't know how you can say it's not something that really happens when it has happened to me plenty of times.

>>39145246
(Not the guy you responded to)
Maybe it has to do with gi vs no gi. I assume you train no gi bjj at the mma gym?

>>39145180
Ah, sorry for the miscommunication.

I'm pretty new to fitness but I was recommended learning a martial art. I've not played sports but I hike frequently and have modest lifts
My orm for lat pull downs is 120
Bench is 90
Haven't tried diddly and squat yet

Am I gonna die?

>>39145267
i do both, but train more in the gi

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>tae kwando
>sexy blackbelt instructor
>does splits in front row during warm ups
> see the thong threw the dobak (tkd gi)
>dat ass thow
>be me swole af self confident as shit

>get that number
>hit her trying to get some black belt bag
> get shut down
>training sessions mad award now
Fml

>>39145246
Is that in a gi or nogi class?

My gym is best known for MMA (Several UFC champs), but also has BJJ and MT programs that are very well regarded. My gym is probably older than you are.

>>39145246
How are you getting your balls hit? I train 5-6 times a week, somedays twice per day and I teach 3 classes a week. Can't remember the last time I had a significant nut hit.

>>39145267
I thought of this. I would expect more cups in nogi than gi. I'm more of a nogi guy myself.

>>39145288
You write exactly how I expect TKDfags to write.

>>39145299
do you seriously expect me to believe that you teach bjj at somewhere like ATT, AKA, AMC, etc?

>>39145288
cry about it

>>39145347
I don't really care what you believe.

But I will point out that many gyms have lower ranked instructors. For instance Art of Jiu-Jitsu has purple and brown belt instructors. Many large gyms have lots of classes and need instructors. I am a good coach, we have better people at my gym who are not coaching, but don't necessarily have the time, availability, desire, or coaching experience to teach the classes I do.

I teach one all levels NoGi class in addition to two other beginner classes. There is literally no reason for me to make it up, as I don't really give a fuck or am claiming to be at a specific gym.

>>39145423
This is true. Many gyms have lower ranked instructors for beginner classes or off-time classes.

A high blue belt or purple belt basically is a wizard with magical choking and arm-breaking powers compared to a beginner white belt.

There's no reason they can't teach beginners the basic techniques

>>39145442
many gyms yes, but he's claiming to teach at a top-of-the-line MMA facility.

also at places like AoJ, the purple and brown instructors are world class at their belt level.

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El oh El
That's a broad generalization. I box too. Wrestled in high school .. so I can type how ever .. I can talk douchey like in my previous post or be an articulate little fuck .. versitility in all things ..

>>39145442
I'm a purple belt replacing a black belt. I'm a better coach than he is. He could certainly be a better coach than me, but doesn't really have the personality for it.

He's far better at BJJ than I am. I've learned tons of great stuff from him, but his stuff didn't click with me until I was a higher belt.

>>39145472
Still could be, I train at a place with 2 ufc fighters and we have a blue belt that teaches the beginner class.

nobody wants to teach beginner classes lol

>>39145472
We actually don't have any UFC fighters currently. Although my coach did semi-recently travel out to coach an ex-champ. Quality of instruction is as high as always, however. The reason we don't get fighters like we used to is how our gym is set up and not in the most heavily populated area in the States. Many of our fighters go to other gyms to do their camps, even though we have a better head MMA coach.

And no, those instructors aren't necessarily world class competitors. Being a competitor and coach aren't necessarily the same skill. A good example would be John Danaher. Also, none of our BJJ coaches have ever been a world class BJJ competitor, so I'm not sure why I should be.

>>39144919
I accidentally gave a tiny Bosnian qt the butt finger blast when I was in college. She made the strangest sound.

>>39145509
True, I almost started teaching our beginner BJJ classes as a blue belt, but said fuck that to train. I teach a beginner MMA class instead which is at a time when I have nothing better to do instead. We actually do have a blue belt teaching one of our beginner BJJ classes now that I think about it.

My class is an all levels nogi class. It is at an off time, but I'm also the only NoGi specialist in our gym. Well, i guess one of our coaches who used to fight in the UFC could be one too, but I feel like he isn't a nogi specialist since he does MMA now.

>>39144745
>wrestling with a girl
>get boner
That's pretty gay anon, you're there to train why are you feeling sexual urges?

>fighting girls

sounds like some really great combat training

>>39145585
We have girls that could beat the shit out of you

Just saying. Is getting the shit beat out of you by a girl good combat training?

>>39145560
Because a girl is getting really close to me and has her legs wrapped around me.

>>39145288
That's why you keep it in your pants anon.

If you were actually "confident as shit" you would be able to just talk to random girls and find one you like.

>>39145601
faggot

>>39145014
This

>>39145594
>We have girls that could beat the shit out of you

lmao doubt that, maybe beat up a pencil neck like you

>>39145601
Why are you even cognizant of that in the fist place, you queer?

>>39145664
As a guy that trains bjj and muay thai I can pretty confidently say that unless you're around 6'3 250lbs+ there are many girls at my gym that could easily have you unconscious

>>39145672
I'll have you know I have no problem sparring with a guy

>>39145664
Bait but body builders probably will get their ass kicked.

>>39145690
Cool then by your measures I got no worries

Fucking manlets getting beat up by girls, lmao when will it ever end?

>>39145706
fair enough aha. fucking manlets.

>>39145691
Then just pretend she's a really attractive and soft guy, you unrepentant sodomite.

>>39145664
I weigh 195

>>39145664
Fighting is cardio. I've already won the moment you engage me

>>39145718
i weight 205 at 6ft and have been training for 2 years and there are girls that beat my ass in bjj and muay thai

obviously they've been training for like 10 years, but still

Post motivational martial arts crap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrlVg48-f94

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>>39145760
>>39145787
Superior black men

>>39145787
i hate uriah hall so much i really don't kknow why.

His fluke knockout of gegard probably

>>39145794
white guy won the fight

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>>39144763
It was prolly a queef, bro.

>>39145796
I hate him because of his huge amount of potential that always falls flat

>>39144787
Because my dick is too big to hide an erection.

>>39145823
he's one of those people that always tries to go for low percent moves that when they work are flashy and impressive as fuck, but usually don't work.

>>39145760
that's brutally cool but I'm not so sure it's smart to let that be a legal move

>>39144835
Start bridging and other neck exercises as soon as possible. Work on your overall flexibility and strengthen your core. Other than that, just make sure to pay attention and not to worry too much about not being able to do much. It takes about a year or so to get used to all the shit that goes on so be patient, but work hard.

>>39145842
it really doesn't happen very often

>>39145850
Granted but still

I suppose it's up to the broadcaster to decide whether they want to the chance of showing a man becoming crippled after being broken in half

>start going to some mma practice in summer
>literally the worst idea ever, big ass building with no central air just those big industrial fans
>I sweat quick and alot so 2 minutes in I'm already drenched
>start noticing cheerleaders coming in and using the place, realize they use it during the off season whole floor is padded
>they are off to the side and we are in the back but they always watch us when they are resting
>goes on for weeks
>hit it off with a girl one day when we are both resting and find out she's a senior in HS blah blah
>class ends on a Friday and I begin to pack up my stuff, whole class is gone when cheerleader girl comes up to me from behind
>their class also finished and asked if I could teach her some moves, her friend is with her say sure
>I show her a simple take down and they both try it on me with no success
>talking to one of them intently when the other succeeds taking me down and hard since i wasn't paying attention
>other one standing jumps on me and now they are trying to do a basterdized americana
>we're all laughing and I have no strength when I realize what they are doing
>one has full mount and I can feel her vag dragging on my stomach
>other is in a crucifix position but the opposite so her body is on my face , try to move it and realize my face is now in her tits
>starting to freak out since I'm feeling a boner come on and suffocating
>turn them over easily and now i'm on top of hte girl that was in mount with my weight on her
They were just there panting on the floor staring at me, I'm sure when they were going to their car they could see/feel my boner

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>rolling with a hot girl
>I MUST NOT ALLOW MY PENIS TO ERECT
>thinking about it all the time
>all the time that gitl choke and triangle you easily

>>39145820
haha yeah cause she has a vagina, score

Eventually it passes. I've been doing JJ and BJJ for 15 years now. While getting a boner from just seeing qts in public, I never get em when sparring or drilling or whatever.

>>39145151
isn't heelhook an illegal submission?

>>39145492
Is it possible to train BJJ at home? I have no gyms in my country for any sort of grappling

>>39145536
And you! That is no way to tell a story...once again, with details.

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>>39144745
>>y-yeah, let me just catch my breath

>>39146400
Man, the way he turns the knuckles over on the body shot...

>>39144745
How the fuck do you know enough to submit someone by americana on your first day?

>>39146113
Depends on the organisation. IBJJF yes, but EBI, NAGA and most MMA have it legal.

>mfw gf goes to her friends work
>mfw that bitch friend is a Krav Maga maga instructor.
>mfw what the fuck bro lol

how do i start training, is walking up to one of the places in shorts and a shirt start worthy?

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>>39146496
thats how you do it f a m.... lock that wrist nigga

>>39144745
boxing. i punch things and people. also get punched. still cant decide which one i enjoy more.
>mfw self hating boxer
>mfw love getting beaten up
>yfw i still win
feels good man

>>39146603
Amateur or pro brother?

Fought in both over the years

>>39144745
how can i help my martial arts ?
i already run and do pushups and pullups
what else can i add

>>39145118
>It can be unpleasant for your partners
I don't personally feel obligated to let people touch my nuts in place of a cup.

>>39145718
You have to be 18 to post here, kiddo.

>>39146816
Squats (bw or weighted), medicine ball slams, sprints, burpees, box jumps, agility ladder, find that bw workout progression from reddit and run that.

Also talk to your coach/sensei and ask them, they will know you better than strangers on a siberian vole breeding forum

I can do either submission wrestling or BJJ. Which is best?

>>39146792

only amatuer, would like to aim for pro oneday though.. need more experience and im getting old

what about you /fightbro/, whats your record ?

whats your special move ?

me:

4 - 0 - 0

overhand right

>>39144745
Never had a problem with boners working with women- mostly because I'm too busy teaching them how to choke me or rip me apart. Or, conversely, I don't need to teach them, because they are already kneeing me in the face from north south.

How to get better? Show up to practice. All of the practices. Continue to suck. 20 years in, accept your suckage and continue to show up to practice.

If you're worried about using a cup to fulcrum the arm in an armbar, you're missing the point. Clamp them knees together like a Baptist girl at a Bible study. The arm should be in trouble well before you get to the crotch fulcrum.

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>>39147144
and throw in a wristlock for good measure

>>39147162
That's mean.

I like you.

>>39144745
if you're actually focusing on the class and trying hard, you shouldnt even get a boner until you relax afterwards.

>>39147120
not that other guy, but what weight class are you?

i personally dont compete myself on account of the risk of the eye injuries in heavyweight class. but my trainer tells me that amateur and pro is very different.
he says in amateur they go faster, harder, and theres less of a strategy component than in professional fights.

a person may do better in professional vs amateur and vice versa.

he himself performed better in professional than amateurs.

whats your views on it? surely you cant expect to fight like you do in amateurs for a full 12 rounds...

>>39147208
i'm the self-hating boxer, and the anon who likes to wristlock the poor sons of bitches who allow a non-grappler to get them in an armbar.

>>39147186
i like you too, now punch me in the face

>weight class
im light heavy when im at my fight weight (82-85kg f a m )

amatuer, you need to throw a fucking high volume of punches. you just need to be able to punch and punch and punch and overwhelm that son of a bitch. im an infighter with a mean short uppercut to straight right, its my bread and butter, so most of my damage / punches thrown happens after i pass your jab.

i love it when lanklets rely on their jab. because im going to fend that shit, and before you know it we are chin to chin, and you do not want that my friend. Im no manlet (6'1) but some of the guys in my weightclass are just absolute beanstalks... doesnt bother me because that means i am stronger and faster but we are the same weight - sucker.

i also love when i fight another infighter, and we fucking go at it until someone steps away. i love letting you get me on the ropes, then pivoting around and.... where did he go? why am i on the ropes now? whats that white light? oh.......

im going on a tangent... but youre right anon, professional is about picking your punches. i have sparred a number of professionals as training for their upcoming fights, and let me tell you.... they know exactly the moment, exactly the placement, exactly the timing to land the sweetest fucking punch right on your chin.

amatuers = endurance, heart, violence
professional = technical skill, style, swiftness

your trainer is right anon

p.s. quit being a pussy and get into the ring, imagine if you never actually found out what you were made of ? wouldnt that suck ?

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>>39147301
>where did he go? why am i on the ropes now?
>psstt... nothing personell kid

>>39147374
fucking kek

>>39145736
No,you are lying.
Even professional women muay thai fighters cant beat a 6 foot 200 lbs guy with 2 years of tranining.
There is a HUGE diffrence in terms of strenght and size,you can just throw them to the other side of ring in a clinch.
But since you are a lying 4chan shitposter none of this matters.

>>39147533
Nah he's been training for 2 years and still can't jab harder than a 65kg woman can hook

>>39147301
>get into the ring
i want this so badly. but i cant.

i plan on becoming a diagnostic radiologist career wise, so i need my eyes. the risk of retinal detachment is very high in anything above middleweight, amateur or otherwise.

the closest i let myself get is heavy sparring.

in theory swarmers are meant to outperform outboxers, so i think its reasonable you are able to outperform them. the trick is getting in without eating too many.
if they have fast enough feet they could win on decision alone if they are good at ranging.

I am more of a slugger and every time i fight an lanklet it turns into a matter of walking them into a corner without eating too many straights.

luckily most of them dont develop good lead hooks

>>39146602
Yep. Just roll in and start man.

>>39146602
krav is meme tier.

you dont have all day to train a shitload of situational moves

>>39147630
You don't know what you're talking about. The basics are just that, basic. Go back to your magazines

>>39147637
they dont train full resistance.
they dont fight.
there are no competitions.
its literally same tier as traditional chinese martial arts.

theres no quality control therefore you can assume its all shit

>>39147659
You sound well informed. Please tell me how many years you've trained KM and in which country under what legitimate, certified and recognised organisation?
The answer is you've either never done a single class in your life or you spent 2 weeks in a shitty americanised offshoot organisation whose founder did the instructors course last week. The misinformation spoken on here is crazy.

>>39144745
>get into marital arts again
>enjoying it
>get mcdojo'd
kind of killed my interest in it a bit.

>>39144745
Was i MMA fighter, fucking love MMA!
Dont eever fight a boner, just hope that he will be hard and last Long.
Garls go naughty if they see a boner, they get wet. Trust me on that one, i always try to get one if Sparring with Girls.
well hope you dont have a micropenis, then dont get a boner, just hide it, or go home.

>>39146534
she was a Girl, ist not that hard... im blue Level BJJ without even visiting once a BJJ School. Learned all that shit from Gracie and Bas ruten Videos back in the days... well the Sport has now evolve...im a decent orange Level without traning for years.

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>>39146960
... well both are good.
What matter is if you are talented and hard horking!
If you are, then it doesn't matter what you would choose between those two.
If your question was, what is better Box or Submission Wrestling, then the answer would be Submision Wrestling.

>>39147120
27-9-10 in the amateurs and 12-3-2 as a pro. Also went 25-7-7 in pro/am MT.
No favourite strike really, I was always more of a combination guy. Just keep hitting him nonstop until he gives up.

>>39147301
In my experience amateur fights, boxing and MT, are almost a mad rush to throw more than your opponent. You usually don't have the skill and timing to reliably knock people out, and with only three rounds in a fight you have no time to feel out the opponent or play games, so you're going for the points at all times.

Pro was all about timing, fitness, working to a game plan and sheer grit. When you're fighting 8/10 rounds, you've got to have a lot of heart to keep going.

>>39147637
Krav maga is shit! Period!
Im sitting on a wheelchair and believe me, if a have a knife, there is no way i would not cut your throat at some Point.

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>>39147710
look>>39148058
Please come here and bring a knofe with you, sitting on my wheelchair waiting

>>39147977
Disregard that. I suck cocks!

Itt dumbass autists that don't know what a girl is.

Wtf anon? If you are concentrating on your boner, your full attention isn't on the fight. Focus on the match and techniques and your mind doesn't have room for that shit.

>>39147523
>Apparent display of consternation

Gets me everytime

>>39145486
>uses ellipses randomly
>misspells versatility
Jesus H Christ I sincerely doubt you'really capable of writing anything above a 5th grade level.

>>39147920
>Orange Level

good bait

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Im 6'3 215, had side control on a dude when he flailed and his fuckin hand hit my nose and shit went fuzzy and gave me a little nose bleed.


What im trynna say is, do i take injuries like a pussy? I had a headache for an hour after and my face is like this the next FUCKIN day. Shit look like im an animorph transformin into a lion face first.

Yea i know im not white. Im mulatto

>>39148442
Yeah you take hits like a little girl. I'm assuming you practice pure bjj/wrestling because if you're training mma then you might want to reconsider some of your choices in life

>>39148509
Only bjj. Fuck son how the fuck i get more brolic i cant be a bully like this

>>39144835
>beginning wrestling
Underageb&

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>>39148523
>brolic

Seriously though the only way to get good at taking a hit is to get hit, often. You adapt to it and feel it less, to a certain amount, but the most important thing is learning how to stay in control even you're stunned/dizzy

>>39148554
I got mad as FUCK but i controlled myself by not hittin him back. I got up, said the FUCK, calmed down and tapped him, and slowly went to wash my face.

Maybe i DO need striking to get used to getn hit then

>>39148591
Everybody needs striking. It's what made mankind great

>>39148624
True. Ill start boxing when i get my blue belt hows that

>>39145908
This story gave me a semi boner

>>39148442
You just aren't used to being hit in the face. You could try and pick up a striking art if you want to get over that.

>>39148690
I been hit in the face before doe. Same reaction too. I can take it almost anywhere on my body but my nose FUCK me up man

>>39148442
Unexpected hits can do that. Make sure they become expected and be prepared for punches/kicks all the time.

Also;
Is that a swastika on your sweater? I hope it is! And who gives a fuck if you are not white man. As long as you don't racemix and stand with those who did most for this country in a racewar, you are as honourable as any other pure blood.

>>39148707
Its the adidas logo and im a result of racemixing kek

The last time I did some Ju Jitsu I was rolljng with this Brazilian girl 8.5/10 super cute fighting a half boner the whole time but she was good unlike me so the lack of oxygen to my head fixed the bomer in a hurry.

In wrestling its even worse you can already see your dick in the singlet if you have anything over baby dick from the workout. So wreslting girls is a fucking trial. The couple matches with girls I have had are me fighting a boner the whole time. The last one I had a clear half chub the entire time and I spent more of the match trying to not show it then pinning her was so exhausting wreslting with that handicap i put on myself.

>>39145908

how did you not fug them m8

>>39148442
get hit more.

but in all honesty, the punch that hurts the most is the one you dont see coming.

just keep in mind you will be hit and all will be fine.

>>39145690
No there definitely are not stfu white knight faggot

I could punch a girl in the shoulder and make her cry, let alone in the face and break her shit in half

>>39148442
Inshallah brother

>>39148442
pro tip: make an appointment with an ENT specialist and have your nose cauterized.

other than that you'll get used to getting hit. adrenaline and focus will carry you through.

>>39147722
How do you know whats a McDojo or not?

>>39149378
Inshallah my chinese dudes make they shahadah

>>39149362

good for you

>>39147587
>the trick is not to eat too many
no i like it, i genuinely like it, i need to feel that. i need to feel like im about to get knocked out, that sweet C R A C K and flash of white, a little bit dizzy, *thinks to self* fuck he almost got me there, nice. even better when he thinks he is about to win on the next flurry and then gets dominated.

they say you need to throw the first few to establish dominance; i dont agree. when someone throws the first few, i think 'you just lost'. its not dominant, its only pretending and wanting to be dominant. its wanting to put forward the facade of dominance. lol. i say the first taste is free, bitches

>>39148051
same anon

respect

how old are you, and when did your pro career start / is it finished?

This thread has mad my dick fucking diamonds. Where can I read more stories like this?

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Going to intro private lesson or something they do before you can enroll in the actual muay thai classes in two hours

O i am nervous lads.

>>39150212
Don't be. I was the same way, but people are really nice and understand you're new.

>>39150212

sounds like you are about to get mcdojo'd friend

Recommend me suppliments needed so my body doesn't fall apart.

>>39144950
kek XD

What is your specialty /fit/?

Stand up, Clinch, or Ground?

Stand up master race.

>>39144745
Start wearing a cup bro.

Saves you from boners and also from extreme pain when someone rests their knee on your balls

>>39150361
>What is your specialty /fit/?
conjurer

>>39145277
Probably. I knew a 5'4 turbo nigger that weighed 120 and benched close to 200 and was quick on the mat but if you learn quick it won't be so bad. Either way, do it and don't be a pussy

>>39145523

same deal in hockey terms.

wayne gretzky is arguably the best hockey player ever. Take a look at his coaching record and skills though, absolutely abyssal.

>>39145022
Gonna do MMA at my university tomorrow. It's a mix of Muay Thai and BJJ, once a week. What should I expect? What should I wear? I usually just lift weights.

How do I combine weightlifting with MMA?

Routine? I do MMA MTWT

>>39149522
I'm 28 now and pro boxed from around 24-27. Never made it to a high level, had a crack at a national title and dropped the ball big time. Never really got my mojo back after that loss and retired when my fiancé got pregnant so I could work a proper job full-time.

I still train and coach most days, do a charity or corporate fight here and there

>>39150866
A rash guard/t-shirt, a pair of shorts that give you full range of motion with your legs, hand wraps, mouthguard, towel, water. Wear deodorant, bring runners in case you run for warmup and give it a week or two before you buy gloves/shinpads, in case you hate it and quit

I want to get into judo and bjj, would it be ok to go with judo to learn fundamental basics then transition into bjj?

>>39152666
I don't see why not. Fights don't start from the ground, you take them to the ground

>>39153596
They do when they start mid coitus

>>39145190
Ive been roundhouse kicked in the ball several times while doing taekwondo and im fine.
The worst thing that happened in bjj was when i was transitioming to top my partner grabbed a handfull of my nuts. We froze and he just stuttered out "sorry"
We never spoke of it again.

>>39145594
come on get real man a 115lb girl can't really do anything to me physically

even joanna jedrzecyk would only do some superficial damage to my face

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>tfw my gym closed early this month
Just got a year into it and that bullshit happened. They might reopen in a new location, but if it's too far, there is no point. I loved that place and there are no gyms like it elsewhere. It had muay thai and Sambo and I loved both.

Tfw a girl choked me out in wrestling

She said I was doing good though. It was her 3rd week and my 2nd day. I-I'll redeem my loss eventually.

>>39146175
I was trying to pin her, went for a butt drag to get her into a better position, accidentally checked her oil. It was just a reflex from wrestling in high school.
She squeaked like a cat that jumped from too high.

>>39149471
What made the difference for me from a Mcdojo to learning actual fighting was the sparring.
Most mcdojos only have "class" a couple times a week and spar maybe one of those days. Usually very light and short too. Learning forms and techniques can be fun, but it's worthless unless you spend a lot of time sparring to learn how and when to use what you know.
I finally got decent at fighting when I found a nice place and teacher that would spend hours beating the shit out of me. Of course it was well controlled and no one got /really/ hurt, but its what I needed.
If you don't feel a mixture of dread and excitement at the pain that's coming from your next training session, you're not being pushed hard enough.
Its also key to have an instructor who can teach you patiently and well, and having at least one other person near your level to test yourself against regularly. Not to mention some intense friendly competition never hurt anybody.

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>>39155014
Tfw no fit former wrestler to check my oil and pin me

I usually masturbate every day but this is like my second day doing MMA and I haven't felt the urge due to exhaustion. This is good, right?

>>39154998
>wrestling
>choking

>tfw you have abnormal flexibility and pain tolerance

It felt good hearing instructors say, "if it works on Anon, it will definitely work."

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>mfw being devilish in sparring

i've caught dudes better than me twice now with some sort of saenchai shuffle into either a teep or cross-hook. I usually pay for it but it gets some laughs from whomever's watching, including my salty old thai coach.

I could kick all of your asses kek

I'm a girl btw ;^)

>>39155258
I would cum so hard if you kicked my ass please do it

>>39155322
Daaaaaammmmmn, right out of the gate with that shit. You've got to ease them into something like that

>>39155258
i'd be ok with it if ur cute

>>39155362
This isnt blackpeoplemeet you retarded nigger. It's 4chan. You're not going to pick up girls here. Now kindly fuck off

>>39155446
A-Actually I found my girlfriend here...

>>39155459
lmao she must be some damaged goods

>>39146391
Oh shit that's beautiful, who is that?

>>39155493
Actually she is pretty great.
>donates blood
>donates old clothes
>kinky in bed
>qt short hair
>white
>firm boobies and butt
>gets meme humor

:3 I hit the jackpot with her

>>39155539
How did you find her?
I'm scared that any girls on here are traps, slutty attention whores, or hamplanets.

>>39155579
Well I found her on /b/ 5 years ago. We were all making fake Facebook profiles to troll and raid with. Then some of us decided to stay in contact and exchange our real contact information. Me and her became good friends and then just start dating a few years later.

>>39155141
Switching stance as I stepped back and throwing a right hook to left cross. That and punching with the same hand you parried with

>>39150450
Enhancer master race

>>39152666
Nice trips. Just do both. I know several people that cross train both and their judo helps their bjj and vice versa.

>>39144745
I took a few years of TKD and spent my entire childhood wrestling my grandfather and various animals. All far bigger and stronger than me. Never had formal instruction in wrestling but I've shown up a few dicks who wanted to be dicks because I'm big framed fat and tall. They don't realize fat niggas can still move fast and wiggle out of locks. Idk I've had a few funny moments.

Are neck-strengthening exercises a meme?

>>39144745
this guy. you're the shit man.

I really hope this happened. Theres hope for all of us.

>>39145908
so what does summer and being sweaty have to do with the rest of the story fucking retard

>>39157535
Neck strengthening is a meme unless you're wrestling in a wrestling enviroment. That being said, neck bridges are GOAT for stretching your neck.

t. wrestler

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>>39144745
>>39157552
>Using and tapping someone from an americana on your first day of bjj

Sure thing buddy

>>39147920
dickhead

>>39148108
what's that gay shit?

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>>39147920
>im blue Level BJJ without even visiting once a BJJ School. Learned all that shit from Gracie and Bas ruten Videos back in the days

>>39144745

>rolling with a guy with more experience than me
>been rolling with him for a few weeks
>he always wins but is super quiet so i don't know him well
>i've been improving and its harder for him to get me to submit
>first round I'm feeling good
>go to guard, good control
>feeling confident and go for a triangle
>so excited that I pulled it off I accidentally fart right into his mouth
>he is so caught off guard that he doesnt defend
>lock the triangle in and pull his face right into my fart cloud
>he eventually taps
>so fucking happy that I finally got him, but ashamed of how it happened
>tfw he probably just tapped so that he could get away from my ass dust

also how to fuck do you get a boner rolling? I'm so focused that sex is the last thing on my mind.
This apparently is an issue though cause a girl from my gym told me that whenever i grabbed her hips and pulled her into me she got really horny