Your: Max bench Max deadlift Max squat Age Last time you

>>39142892
175x8
250x5 but that was a while ago
175x8 (I know, i know, but I just started doing squats a month ago)
Kissed 5 months ago
never laid

>>39142892
235
345
330

About an hour ago
About an hour ago

>95
>170
>150

>22

>3 months
>1 year :(

>>39142892
450 lb
don't deadlift
95 lb

18

ask ur mum

290
535
405

27

Today
monday

Bench: 250
DL: 410
Squat: 345

All 1RM PRs dating back a few months at the latest.

25

I fucked up in a thread a while back but it was some hookup months ago with borderline 3-4 out of 10
>Last time you got kissed
y-you to

Bench: 365
Deadlift: 545
Squat: 495
Age: 20
Last time I was kissed: Sunday
Last time I got laid: Sunday

>>39142892
405x4
605x2
455x2 lol

29
2+ years
2+ years

>>39142963
beefy deadlifting, shitty squat, just like me! lol.

Why so long, have you left humanity behind?

>>39142992
i've been on steroids for 1+ year and i still hate my life

>>39143007
I've thought about roiding up but not until everything else in my training is perfect and stays that way for a couple years. How has it affected your sex drive?

>>39142963
you are a big guy

>>39142892
this is what I do for reps in lb

135
225
160

today
sometime last week cant remember

>>39143018
jason blaha esque physique @ 210. Powerlifting is a meme

>>39142892
>widowmaker reporting

>>39143034
If you stopped taking steroids, would you die?

>>39143015
i want to fuck but i hate humanity and the only thing i want to fuck anymore is my hand which i do every day.

Test

>>39142892
150
235
210

23

5 months ago for both

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>>39142892
225
330
225

25

Last Night
This Morning

>>39142892
105
180
105

22

never kissed
still haven't got laid
>how do you talk to girls
>can I have robot girlfriend

I don't know my one-rep maxes, but my most recent lifts are:
200 lbs x5 bench
300 lbs x 5 deadlift
235 lbs x5 squat

31

5 months ago
5 months ago

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>>39143098
>Robot girlfriend

Are you Canadian?

>>39142912
>295
>525
>400

>22

>half an hour ago
>yesterday

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How does /fit/ stay motivated when going to the gym? I know you really just have to go but some days i just cant get the motivation to go. Also when it comes to healthy eating what do you tell yourself to stop from eating cookies?

>>39143098
yeah you can if you go for hamplanets

205
390
305

23

4 Days Ago
5 Days Ago

>>39143122
I tell myself I can eat whatever I want if I go to the gym 3-4 times a week

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>>39142892

>>39143208
kek

120kg
180kg
120kg

26

2days ago
2days ago

>>39142892
>255kg
>245kg
>145kg
19
2 months ago
never

>>39143208
my sides

>>39143230
>255kg bench
>19 y o

just what

>>39142892
done maxes:
b: 120kg
s: 155kg
d: 195kg

37yo

this morning
this morning

>>39142892
190
365
275
last weekend
last weekend

>>39142892

160
N/A
200
29
last weekend with my gf
12 years ago with some chick at school

>>39143450
Does your wifes bull take care of fucking your gf for you?

>215
>325
>275

19
kissed/fugged last sept 1 with qt trap

225
315
300

23

5 Minutes ago
An hour ago

I have a GF though

>>39143465

gotta try harder than that to find the answer to your question

>>39142892
95kg
130kg
115kg
27
never
never

Your:

Max bench - 275x2
Max deadlift - 455
Max squat - 455

Age - 23


Last time you kissed - This morning
Last time you got laid - This morning

good feels when FWB wakes you up with a quickie before she has to go to work.

>>39143532
how to get fwb

352
500
490

22

Last November for both.
6'1, 220lbs, 14% for the record.

205lb
265lb
315lb

23

January '16
January '16

>>39142892
205x5 Bench
225x5 Dead Lift
185x5 Squat
225x3 Bent over row
(I don't do legs)
18
a week ago
virgin :^)

>>39143622
>(I don't do legs)
yet you squat and deadlift?

>>39142892
Bench: 50lbs, laughable I know
Deadlift: 300lbs, still shitty
Squat: 250lbs, also pathetic

30 years old

Kissed and laid last weekend by a crazy ex-girlfriend. She only uses me for rebound sex after her long term relationships go down in flames, but she's hot and likes it up the ass so I'll take whatever she throws my way.

>>39143583
Be attractive...or not depends on what level of grill youre going after
Have social skills-ish
Do fun shit
Dont live with your parents or you'll have to hope that she has her own place and wont look down on you for not being independant
Stay out of bull shit relationships
Dont try to be a boyfriend when you arent her boyfriend(DO NOT buy her free meals or a ton of drinks and shit. YOU ARE NOT A MEAL/DRINK TICKET)

See that hot chick over wherever? Go ask for her number or something...trying and failing will always be better than not trying at all. At least you can say that you gave it a shot.


Easy mode: get a tinder

>>39143635
I've been lifting for a year btw, I mean I barely do legs :^)

>>39143690
Why is your bench so low compared to your squat/deadlift?

275
325
385

26

1wk
3wks cuz I just moved back in with parents to afford down payment for home.

>>39143690
>Bench: 50lbs
I mean even if you were in a horrible car accident, deadlifting 300lb with 50lb bench isn't possible. Wtf?

Bench: 170 (5x5)
Deadlift: 225 (5x5)
Squat: 175 (5x5)
Age: 19
Last time I was kissed: 7 months
Last time I got laid: 3 years

>>39143801
I have t-rex arms and can't do bench because there's no way for me to lift it up.

275
425
365

21

5 days ago
5 days ago

It was a chubby whore off tinder though fuck me lol

>>39143821
Genetic abnormality? How big is your diddly rom?

>>39142892

85 x 4
140 x 4
100 x 4

24

Start of September
April

>>39142892
135x3
235x5
170x5

18

never
never

I don't know one rep maxes, but here are my fives
Bench 260x5
Deadlift 430x5
Squat 370x5

20 years old

Last kissed a girl a month ago
I'm a virgin

>>39143722
I constantly work legs, run, and I'm a fat fuck so they're used to supportting loads of weight.

>>39142892
>315lb bench
>385lb deadlift
>275lb squat (tfw injury)
>never laid
>kissed a girl 5 years ago

>>39143821
You arent me.

>>39142892

185
idk, don't deadlift
300

22

yesterday
yesterday

165x5 (torn shoulder labrum, and I often skip bench because fuck it, even though it doesn't hurt any more)
335x5
270x5

Upper body lifts are shit and I hate my gym buddy

20

Last weekend
Last weekend, if it not fitting in 3 separate times counts

>>39142892
Bench: 250 lbs
Deadlift: 400 lbs
Squat: 300 lbs
Age: 31
Kissed: 4 months ago
Laid: 4 months ago

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245
335
275
25
Late September
Late September
The last two would be a lot more recent but long distance relationship...

>>39142892
60kg
100kg
60kg

21

3 days
1 week

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>>39142892

>225
>405
>265

November 2014
November 2014

Wow man writing out the year really makes it hurt not gonna lie.

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345
405x5
365x3

27

This evening.
This evening.

>>39144144

Fraud or nah? Looking juicy mane.

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>>39144184
Na. Not at this stage. I've seen HRT do wonders for men over 40 - improves both aesthetics and overall health in men. Been lifting for a while yet.
Parents were bodybuilders in the 90's. Showed their boys how to lift.

>>39142892
180kg
312.5kg
257.5kg

22

Two weeks ago
April :'(

365
705
530

20

last sat
last sat

>>39142892
245
405
365

kissed 2 yrs ago
never got laid

>>39142892
>Your:
>Max bench 260
>Max deadlift 420
>Max squat 280
>Age 22
>Last time you kissed just now
>Last time you got laid this morning

tfw when gf

>>39144250

Honestly I thought there would be more of us here what with the feel threads and all.

Bench: 155 lbs x 1
Dead: 270
Squat: 240

23

Only in my dreams
Only in my dreams ;_;

I'm a T-rex from biking

>My working is 2x3 or 3x3, 230lb. Don't know 1 rm
>315 lb
>170 lb (just finally getting correct form, fuck off)

25
Yesterday
Monday

150x5
295x5
275x5
23
n/a
n/a

>>39142892
285
485
395...

23


4months
4months

>>39142892
165
280
195

20

age 17, senior prom (only)
never

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200
320
320

17

Nevr
Nevr :(

>>39142892
>don't bench
>don't deadlift
>don't squat
Snap city really takes you away from compounds
>last week
>last week

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>>39142892
>tfw I see someone with lower lifts than me, then see they've gotten laid.

>>39142892
215
255
255

7 hours ago
7 hours ago

200
315
300

23

1.5 weeks ago
2 months ago

Your:

Max bench
>100kg
Max deadlift
>200kg
Max squat
>160kg
Age
>23

Last time you kissed
>6 years ago
Last time you got laid
>6 months ago

>>39144504
MODS

>>39144504
u gonna have something worth being a sad frog about u idiot

>>39143045
it would be extremely catabolic

>>39142892

>255
>425
>355

27

>over a year ago
>same

>>39143351
Oh I misread it swap bench and squat

225 lb
265 lb
225 lb

actually never bothered to test my 1rm and i know those 1rm calculators are way off, so this is all 5x10.

1 year
2 years

i've been lonely, bros, hold me. about to break out of my dry spell tho.

125lb
Don't dead
Don't squat

18

Week ago
Never ='[

I'm like a 9/10 facially. I can get laid but I'm only talking to 6-7/10 girls. Should I go for it or keep waiting till I find a girl my level to fuck?

>>39144710
oh and 18.

>>39143130
even hamplanets are fucking entitled cunts

this generation I swear to god even desperation lays are full of themselves.

>>39142892
Uf.. lets see

70kgs 5x5
100kgs 5x5
55kg 5x8

Last saturday
Next friday

>>39142892
125kg
187.5kg
150kg

late 2010 for both

>>39142892
Everything's in pounds.

Squat:
465x1
425x8

Bench:
265x1
225x5

Deadlift:
545x1
495x7

23y/o 185lb.

Kiss and laid 2 nights ago.

185 lbs x 5
245 lbs x 5 (haven't deadlifted in a year)
265 lbs x 5

19

about a year ago

never

150, 275, 255. 26 and i had sex sometime January and kissed last September :(

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>>39144985
>Kiss and laid 2 nights ago.
one of those things supersedes the other and makes it insignificant, faggot

>>39142892

Bench: 275 lbs
Deadlift: 445 lbs
Squat: 370 lbs

Age: 24

Kissed: Today
Laid: Saturday

Lmao why is fit so pathetic? Why are there so many tfw no gf threads? You guys should merge with r9k.

>>39145039
Do people get laid without kissing occurring at all?
Makes you think...

210
315
290

23

July, with a chubby girl I didn't like
August of last year

what the fuck was the point of all this if i'm just gonna be alone

>>39142892
225
350
290

23

Never
Never

kill me

>>39145085
You can't call someone pathetic that could wring your neck.

Well you can, but only behind their backs:)

145x5
I don't deadlift
135x20

>>39145140
Oh yeah
19

Never
Never

>>39142892
250
440
400

26

Last weekend
Last weekend

>>39142892
215x7 is technically my best bench, 225x3 is the heaviest i have done but i was weak that day
Max deadlift 300x1
Dont squat but max hip thrust is 315x12

Last kiss was 2-5 mins ago
Last sex was like over a week ago, unless you count oral sex in which case 3-4 days ish

>>39145167
Age is 25

bp: 245
dl: 440
sq: 345

kiss: 5 min ago
sex: last night (gf)

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>>39145167
>Dont squat but max hip thrust
I've seen my fair share of faggotry here but you've outdone it all.

>>39145130
Or on an image board like I just did. :)

>>39142892
140 kg
170 kg
140 kg
21
This morning
This morning

>bench 100lbs
>dead 125
>squat 135
>22
>kiss today
>sex yesterday

>>39142892
205 x 5
225 x 5
225 x 5

22

two months ago at a party
two weeks ago with a Backpage hooker (nor proud of that one).

>>39142892
215
380
315

22

4 days ago
10 days ago

Bench: 325
Deadlift: 500
Squat: 385

22

Kissed: Sunday
Sex: Sunday

195
365
286

20

almost 4 years
almost 4 years

w-w-w-we're all going to make it, right?

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>>39142892
Bench 80 kilo / 175 pounds
Dead 140 kilo / 305 pounds
Squat 105 kilo / 230 pounds

30 years old

Kissed this morning
Fucked last night

>>39142892
355 paused
585
525

25

2 hours 45 minutes ago
3 hours ago

>>39145674
you had sex when you were 16 and haven't since?

I haven't maxed in forever so I'll just post my worksets

BP: 165 for 8 reps
Diddly: 320 for 5 reps
Squat: 260 for 8 reps

19

Kissed: never
Laid: May 2015

>>39145663
what's with the lagging squat m8

good numbers

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235
375
300

21

2 days
Today

265
525
405

21

Yesterday
Yesterday

>>39142892
>235lbs
>405lbs
>385lbs

>never
>never

>>39142892

>Max bench: 100kg
>Max deadlift: 125kg
>Max squat: 110kg

>Age: 26


>Last time you kissed: 1 year
>Last time you got laid: 3 years

>>39142892

>300b
>530d
>430s

>19

>Never
>Never

I'm pissed at myself, last week i was at a party and a qt literally said she wanted my dick, TO MY FACE. And i autismo'd out, did nothing about it. FUCK

I got her # but im still pissed off about it, I'll see her tomorrow. Hopefully I won't fuck it up again

>>39145828
Just bee yourself anon...

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>>39145847
I refuse to be that clueless ever again

140
205
175

22

An hour ago
Yesterday. I wasn't in the mood today.

Fight me faggit

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>>39142892
295
455
365

24

month ago
month ago

>>39142892
240
220
240

18

Never
Never

>>39145901
>clueless
nope, you're just socially inept.
have fun permavirgin

>>39142892
Going all 3 sets of 5
150
180
140 (Just started proper squats after 3 months of leg presses, so I'm still pretty shitty)
31
11 years ago
Never
> Get on my level, wizard gains

But seriously, very slow progress admittedly.

>Bench 265
>Squat 360
>DL 395

18 years old

>kissed: 10 days ago or so
>Laid: virgin

B: 385
D: 640
S: 560

kissed about two weeks ago
laid like 3 months

>>39146476
holy shit

moar info + pics please wizard anon

>>39146499
whoops am 21

>>39142892
Bench: 115lbs
Deadlift: ????
Squat: 115

My chest is literally stronger than my legs. I have absolutely no ass.

Age 20

Kissed about 5 hours ago
Laid yesterday morning

>Max bench
45kg
>Max deadlift
70kg
>Max squat
70kg
>Age
21
>Last time you kissed
1 year ago
>Last time you got laid
never

I don't lift btw

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>>39142892
185
315
260

22

Kissed two years ago
virgin

>>39142892
>265
>405
>245

>31

>1 hr ago
>yesterday

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>>39142892
>245
>315
>485

>22

>15 Minutes ago
>yesterday morning

>>39142892
220
405
320

24

2 hrs ago
10 hrs ago

>>39142892

200
410
320

22

10 months ago
10 months ago

>>39145828
next time something like that happens just take her to a room and make a move you tit you don't even have to say a word

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40
60
40

22

Never
Never

117.5kg
200kg
155kg

23

This Morning
Yesterday

235
Daddy don't diddy, herniated disc
275

22

Monday
Monday

65x5
100x5
75x5

18

2weeks ago
never laid

>85kg
>150kg
>120kg
>22
>2 weeks ago
>2 months ago

>>39142892
200
375
310

22

Yesterday
1 year

>>39142892
140kg
200kg
160kg
24
3 weeks ago
3 weeks ago

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>>39142892

>1pl8
>2.5pl8
>1.5pl8

>26

> an hour ago
> an hour ago

B 140 kg
D 280 kg
S 210 kg

28

Last sunday
Last sunday

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>>39142892
142,5 kg/314 lbs
150 kg/330 lbs
86 kg/190 lbs

21

never
never

352
594
440

25

About 5 mins ago for both (gf)

>>39147839
fuck I messed up my squat is 142,5kg and my bench is only 86kg not the other way around

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Honestly I thought the people I chat to on here were a bit stronger than this, I do not know how I feel

Max bench
>60 kg
Max deadlift
>don't do meme lifts
Max squat
>50 kg

Age
>25

Last time you kissed
>30 min ago
Last time you got laid
>an hour ago

life is easy for the skellington during Helloween.

>>39142892
70
160
90

30
6years ago
9 years ago

>>39147885
>>don't do meme lifts
you will never gonna make it

Max bench: 117kg
Max deadlift: 210kg
Max squat: 185kg
Age: 30
Last time you kissed: about 30 minutes ago
Last time you got laid: Sunday

>>39147928
already did, anon. Already did.

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>>39147946
you lucky guy

>>39144557
>Last time you kissed
>6 years ago
>Last time you got laid
>6 months ago

Escort?

>70kg 5x5
>160kg
>150kg
18 years old
Did both last Sunday with fat shut who dropped out of my school. Instant regret.
At least I can snatch 100kg :(

>>39147946
>Benches 50kg and squats 60kg
>Made it

>>39142892
>Max bench
95kg
>Max deadlift
170kg
>Max Squat
120kg

>Age
24

>Last time you kissed
Monday

>Last time you got laid
Thursday

>>39142892
330
405
380

22

A week ago
5months ago

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95 kg
160 kg
120 kg
25
at 20
Never.

85kg
100kg
130kg

21

2 weeks ago
Never

>>39147170
i know lol, i was drunk af and i just froze up

thanks anon

>>39142892
>Max Bench
155 kg

>Max Deadlifts
Don't deadlift

>Max Squat
235KG

>Age
25

>Last time you kissed a girl
My girl last night. Different girl last Wednesday.

>Last time you got laid
Sunday

Max bench: probably like just under 300 lbs
Max deadlift: maybe 440 or so?
Max squat: mid 300s
I don't ever really max out, live my life in the 10-12 range and feel better for it

20

Last time you got kissed: year and a bit
Last time you got laid: year and a bit

I miss her brahs

250
380
400 (sets of 5)
24
Last weekend for both when my wife was back in town

300
500
440

25yo

Last saturday
Last saturday

230
375
205

24

four days ago
four days ago

>>39142892
125kg
180kg
160kg

18

about 30seconds ago
about 30seconds ago

>>39142892
200lb x 2
395lb x 2
365lb x 1

26

This morning
This morning

>>39142892
40kgx 5
60kgx 5
40kgx 5
18
Never
9 months ago (lost v card to rando girl, didnt kiss her)
JUST

>>39142892
136kg
200kg
170kg

30

last year
4 years ago

>>39142892
245 lbs
425 lbs
345 lbs
25
3 months ago
3 months ago
>long distance gf

>>39142892
>230
>455
>365
18
Never been kissed
Never gotten laid

>3pl8
>4pl8
>3pl8
>20
>2 weeks ago
>2 weeks ago

whev lad lets see
>130 kg bench
>210 kg deadlift(probs more now tho)
>190 kg squat

18 years old son

>got laid like 3 weeks ago
>Sunday

295
375
405

25

3 months
3 months

>>39142892
325x1
612x1
515x1

23

Last week
Last month

>>39144614
noice

>>39142892
185 lbs x 5
295 lbs x 5
205 lbs x 5
31
Yesterday
Yesterday

I have sex more now than i ever have. Late 20s / early 30s is GOAT. Also, am 6'1 / 170 / 12-13%

>>39142892
120kg
235kg
200kg
27

This morning, both with my wife.

>>39142892
Max bench 120kg
Max dead 200kg
Max squat 185 kg

26

Sunday night with qt I'm seeing
Like 3 weeks ago with an ex :(

275
465
385
21

>about a month ago
>aug 2 my birthday desu :D

>>39142892
350
620
500

24 years old, 5'9, 190

kissed 2 weeks ago
laid 2 months ago

>>39142892
275
507
440

19

never
never

155
295
185
26
4 hours ago
5 hours ago

>>39147865
well done you FUCK you couldn't even get that right

5x5 lifts
170b
200sq
225dl
22
First kiss and sex 3 months
Last time 2 months

>>39142892
255
440
420

20

12 months
18 months

>>39144574
Never even kissing a girl :(

>>39144713
same dude lmao, just can't bring myself to get laid with a girl not even worhty me

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What's the point of this thread? There are no responses.

100 kg x 2
150 kg x 4
110 kg x 2

21

3 weeks
2 months

>>39146506
>My chest is literally stronger than my legs.
Well... stronger might not be the right word...

>I have absolutely no ass.
believable.

>>39149749
FBI profiling potential schoolshooters

>>39142892
275
455
315

29

Last Tuesday, as my girlfriend broke up with me.
Two days before that.

Bench: 225 lbs 1rm
Squat: 165 lbs 5rm
Age: 42
Laid: Last night.

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>>39142892

80x7

150x5

100x7

26

Last night
Last night

>>39142892
Max bench: 195
Max deadlift: I don't deadlift
Max squat: I don't squat

Age: 20

Last kiss: yesterday
Last lay: yesterday

>>39142892
275 bench
315 deadlift
275 squat

24

Last kiss one year ago
Last time I had sex was 4 years ago

305x1
405x5
365x3
21
Last saturday
Sept 20 something

Are you going to collect that data?

How about someone actually tries to find a correlation between the strength of /fit/izens and how often they get laid?

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>>39149946

It's usually an inverse relationship

Average build guys who get laid a lot don't feel the need to lift.

I want to lift more but I don't want to cripple my knees.

Any suggestions?

Is there some weight ratio that's unhealthy to surpass?

>>39142892
225
300
295
18
Three weeks ago
Three weeks ago

>>39149934
>last time sex 4 years ago but kissed one year ago

A-are you ok anon?

185
345
345

23

Sunday
Sunday

Note: weights in pounds, not chilloslams

>>39143703
thats.. retarded

>>39142892
Bench - 225 x 1
Diddly - 315 x 6
Squat - Lel, you can't fool me with that meme

22

Both kiss/laid - 3 Weeks ago from tomorrow

>>39150056
Similar stats here, only 4 years for both. Honestly, just shoot me.

155
305
225

24

this morning
last night

>>39142892
80 kg
130 kg
110 kg

23

Yesterday
Yesterday

>>39142892
285
445
365
21yr

This morning
Yesterday

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345
465
375 (lol)

23, 200 lbs, 6'2"

This morning
Two days ago

Bench: 185lbs 5x5
Deadlift: 365lbs
Squat: 235lbs 5x5

24

June 9th
June 9th (currently away from gf for like 6 months)

>>39145739
paid for it m8?

170
300
230
21
3 years ago
3 years ago

>>39149922
fag

>315
>500
>375


>20

>Saturday
>Also Saturday

>>39142892
320
425
365

19

Yesterday
Saturday morning and I accidentally came a bit in her, but I rushed to get plan B and she took it in under an hour of it happening.

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405
550
455

22
I've never kissed a girl
I've never had sex

>>39142892
100 kg x3
145kg x 3
175kg x 3
>18
Yesterday
Yesterday

>>39152624
change the order on 145 and 175

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Bench 225
Dead 315
Squat 315

This is about a month and a half ago before I got injured, once I heal I'll be doing these again. Hurt my leg so I can't squat or dead and bench is at 185 working back up to two plates.

Fucked 3 times last night and we kissed this morning lol

>>39142927
rekt

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>>39145097
it definitely happens

Max bench: 195kg/435lb
Max deadlift: 320kg/710lb
Max squat: 290kg/640lb

Age 27

may 2015
may 2015

>>39142892
275 lbs
470 lbs
475 lbs

29

two weeks ago
2006

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>>39142892
250
470x5
440x3
24
10min ago
yesterday

>>39142892
265
Implying
Implying

20

About that...

90kg
160kg
110kg

All 1RM

26

Last night
About an hour ago.

341
440
440

18

2 months
2 months

Haven't done 1RMs in a while so
145x5
295x5
255x5


20

3+ yrs ago.
Never

155
165, I rarely dead lift. Probably 1/3 weeks
170

22, I've been lifting for about 3-4 months but seriously for the past 2 months

Last month
Last month, also when lost my virginity.

At first I doubted if I would ever lose my virginity, but now I doubt if I will ever have sex again.

>>39148119
Make sure she is more drunk than you, and try to stay tipsy.

>>39145901
Are you me? The only reason I lost my virginity was because a girl i met at a party said I was cute and that she wanted to fuck me.

>>39142892
> 185x3 - Don't 1RM Bench because of previous shoulder injury
> 325x5 - New PR as of 2 hours ago
> 285x5

> 21 @ 165lbs

> 2 days ago
> 3 weeks ago

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>>39149853
iktfb, gf broke up with me last month
>tfw 5.5 years

70 (155) x 5
110 (240) x 5
90 (195) x 5

last month
last month

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245lbs
450lbs
315lbs

24

Made out with some broad last night
Laid this past Sunday

>>39142892
>160
>245
>210
>2-3 years ago
>2-3 years ago

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>>39142924
>>39142963
>>39143450
>>39143591
>>39143808
>>39144113
>>39144654
>>39144710
>>39144918
>>39145106
>>39145674
>>39145817
>>39147160
>>39147641
>>39147902
>>39148245
>>39148680
>>39149934
>>39152731
>>39152815
>>39155868
This can't be real. How can you guys go so long without having sex?
Everything else is having sex, rabbits, Dolphins, dogs, native New Guineans, aborigines, old Russian people. How are you guys not having sex? It's essentially your only purpose for existing haha

Fix this. Go out and get laid again, the girls want it. It's natural.

>>39142892
>Your:
>Max bench
150kg x 1
>Max deadlift
220kg x1
>Max squat
205kg x2
>Age
30
>Last time you kissed
today
>Last time you got laid
two days ago

90kg bench
110kg deadlift
70 squat

24

About a month ago
Never, I'm a virgin

1. Never benched before
2. Max was 235 lbs
3. Max was 135 lbs

Been lifting for four months, how fucked am I?

>>39157035
you

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>>39142892
Bench-175
Deadlift-335
Squat-245
19
Like 3 months ago
Never

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>>39146501
Just to clarify, this is all in lbs, so I can only bet this will be a laugh.

So behold wizard gains, aka DYEL status.

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120kg
210kg
165kg

24

5 months ago
4 years ago

>>39158792

>wizard

Get a haircut guarantee that will help


Your haircut is so bad dude

>>39142892
105kg
200kg
140kg

last night
last night

Max bench: 270
Max deadlift: 370
Max squat: 325

Age: 26
6'0 195

Last time you kissed: 4+ years ago
Last time you got laid: never

feelsbad

>>39158812
Guess I should get my money back from the hair salon last week. It's particularly bad, since I didn't style it, since otherwise it looks like shit since it is straight.

Of course, what hair cut would I get that isn't just a short buzz cut, which my head will not allow to look good.

But otherwise, dunno what the haircut will do, unless it's some sort of Samson effect which I've been screwing myself by getting it cut.

>>39142892
125kg
210kg
135kg

24

Yesterday
Yesterday

>>39158917
shorter on back and sides and not so flat on the sides, no homo but nice ass

>>39142892
Bench: 325
Deadlift: 515
Squat:425

24

It's been at least 7 months for both.

>>39158917
#1 mid/high fade, scissors on top, tapered at the back of your head.

>>39142892
3pl8 lmao
4pl8 lmao
5pl8 lmao
this morning
last night

>>39144504
Enjoy your b@

>>39145436
Bet your boyfriend enjoyed it

> 209
> 396
> 330

>18

> one week ago
> 3 months ago (worst pound ever)

90kg
180kg
80kg
26
yesterday
yesterday

>>39142892
195
315
225
19
never
never

>>39142927
A fellow 18 year old, Hi.

>>39142921
Are you me?
235
365
325ATG BAYBEE

>>39142892
85kg
127kg
100kg

29

45 mins ago
2 hours ago

150kg bench
210kh diddy
150kg squat (inb4 kys)

21 yo, 191cm/97kg
Kissless handholdless virgin

>>39159727
>>39159486
Thanks, might have to look into that sort of cut.

Still in LP:
5x71kg
5x102.5kg
5x95kg
23
2 hours ago
20mins ago
>tfw nfw didn't kiss during sex