Hey /fit/, I'm running the London Marathon in around 5

>>39137496
did he shit his pants?

>>39137496

Long-distance running is death, mate.

The skinnier you are the better you will run, so either choose gains or embrace your inner cardioskelly.

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>>39137514
No, he's just a nigger

>>39137580

It's actually a light nigger that smeared shit all over itself. It's tradition in niggerville.

>destroying your progress with a working fitness routine just to tick off some basic bitch bucket list entry

Good luck, godspeed and try not to get any on the spectators when you shit yourself.

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This strong otter just ran a 2:40 marathon. You don't have to lose it all.

>>39137496
>running a marathon for cuck city
>running a marathon at all

>>39139196
>2:40 marathon
>not looking like a praying mantis stick-like figure
impressive

>>39139196

OP here, woah that's impressive - i'll shut my mouth and get it done :)

I actually already ran it once in 4hr and 3min, which is shit. Everyone wants to do it in under 4hrs. However, it was a particularly poor performance for me, because I almost shat my pants thrice. All I ate/drank before the race was pre-workout and carb drinks, and sure enough about 30 min into the race I had to use a porta loo. God it was awful. Shit up the walls. Shit all over the toilet seat. And the heat - god it was unbearable. And then I had to go 2 more times before the race was over. And you know what happens when you shit out 5ltrs of liquid poop? You get dehydrated. By the end of the race I was all sorts of disabled.

So I want to do it again but without all the shitting, and then that'll do me.