Give me one good reason to not kill myself right now. Alternatively,

>>>/adv/

If you have a mother, father, sister, brother or dog don't do it op. Think of them

>>39133701
kys

>>39133715
Back to 9gag

>>39133701
i've thought about this a few times myself. take a month off of pre-workout, and see if it helps.on the bright side, if you do kys, you won't be around for the shitty aftermath of your decisions.

>>39133701
take some vitamin D3 to get rid of the depressive moods, and then quit being a faggot.

>>39133701
If you kill yourself now you'll never get a qt gf

>>39133701
If you want to go for it. It's not something to do lightly but if you really think it will solve all your problems then it's the right thing to do. Most people will say "no don't do it, think of your family" but why should they have any say in what you do with your life? It should be up to you.

>>39133714
>>39133722
I don't take preworkout desu.
Also, I could make it look like an accident. Absolve my family of any guilt. Appreciate the responses.

>>39133725
Trying senpai. I'll look into the vitamin though, thanks..

>>39133733
Been there done that. Hope is a good thing though, thank you.

>>39133738
Thanks, appreciate the rationality. I think the people that say that have a point though, I don't want to make life worse for others.

Not that it matters if you kys but the popping's normal, my sternum would pop when i started lifting but doesn't anymore. If anything look at it as a minor annoyance.

>>39133753

you're an attention whore no one cares if you live or die. that is your suffering

>>39133753
niggeh, i come from a family with 7 kids. i doubt i'd be missed if i sauntered off into the deep woods and left humanity behind.... but something in me still wants to impregnate many females first. i'll live on through bastards.

>>39133764
>feels depressed
>attention and comfort from others will help
>berates for needing attention

i think you are the one who should kys.
HEALTH AND FITNESS MOTHER FUCKER. CAN'T HAVE HEALTH IF YOU'RE DEAD.

>>39133761
Okay good to know. I was wondering if it was a bad form thing but didn't figure so because my right arm is fine. Doesn't hurt either, just kinda bothered me. Thanks man.

>>39133764
Absolutely agree, thanks friend.

>>39133775
Good mentality man. Pass that seed on, be eternal. Sounds like a good goal, you already working on it?

>>39133701
1. Your family will miss you intensely. It's disturbing how much mothers miss their children.

2. Killing yourself is drastic. Suicide is for the egotistical. If you're really such a shit person then you can accept being alive in a very crappy way. This opens up the opportunity of being a complete NEET fuckup who jerks off to weird ass porn everyday and watches porn constantly. I did that for a while it's fucking great.

3. Not every day is the same. Things do change and you will be curious to see what happens in your life and the lives of others.

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>>39133701
At least do some fun shit before you kill yourself faggot. Grab life by the nutsack because now you're not afraid of doing shit that you used to be, because now you have to worry about exactly 0 consequences. If you don't feel better after growing a pair, then you should probably end it.

>>39133701
If you're making this post, you're making an effort, no matter how half-hearted, to find a reason to live.
Call the national suicide prevention lifeline, talk to someone on there a bit (it's anonymous), get your thoughts straight, then you can make a decision if you still feel the need to.

>>39133701

the world is a ridiculously beautiful place, man, you'd let it all slip by in response to problems that just compose a tiny little part of it, a part you can probably walk away from tomorrow if you so choose. nothing is as dangerous as suicide. if doing the things you need to do to solve the problems that are killing you seems daunting, remember that, no matter how tiny your chances of success are, they're infinitely larger than they would be if you choose to kill yourself.

>>39133701
Tublr

>>39133793
Thanks man.

>>39133810
I really appreciate how well thought out this is and you taking the time to write it. Your second point is very interesting. I agree with the first. The third is the hardest. I do agree with it, but I keep putting it off. I was thinking of this back in February. I want to hope it, things getting better just seems less and less likely. Thanks again.

>>39133815
I kinda have tried to. I went to Europe. I've camped and scene some national parks in the past month. I love camping and hiking. I don't know if that's quite the nutsack you're envisioning but I get the point. Thanks.

>>39133817
You're right, and I don't like seeing it that way, but it's true. I'm too afraid of getting authorities called if I contact a hotline. I appreciate your comment man, thanks.

>>39133842
The world is beautiful. I can't argue that. I struggle to see things getting better anymore. I do actively try though. I spend time outdoors. I volunteer. I exercise. I try to spend time with friends and family.

You're right about the odds too. I guess my question is ...how long? How long do you just keeping hoping that things and yourself are going to get better? I've been trying for what feels like a very long time. Thanks a lot for your post man.

>>39133701
a friend of mine wrote this book and gave me a copy. it's helped my mental state a lot in the past month. TREMENDOUS improvement to my happiness and outlook on life.

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>>39133701

Get high and then go get a massage.

Buy a joint, fill that bitch with a gram and smoke it as you're waiting for your uber to take you to massage envy or some shit. Once there, get your baked ass an hour long 1 1/2 long massage. You're still gonna be high, go see a movie and eat some popcorn.

Guaranteed you'll think twice about popping yourself. Honestly man, life in a weird selfish way is all about treating yourself to a reasonable degree.

But who am I to say, I came home today ready to kms too haha, life can move slowly when it's rough.

>>39133954
not OP, but

>implying i can afford: professional massage, drugs, movies, popcorn, transportation.

:(

>>39133701
If you're really ready to die you can do whatever you want. You are actually free, up to how much personal power you have.

For instance, you can probably get away with doing a bunch of drugs and fucking hookers, but only if you have the money.

You could also kill anyone you wanted, but I advocate strongly against that because if you change your mind you can't go back and also killing people is a bad thing to do.

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>>39133984

Well man I'm gonna be honest with you as a man you need to get your shit together to the point where you're in a position to provide for yourself like that. For me to be happy, as a man, I need to have my own car and a place to call my own. In addition to this, I need to be making enough money to where I can do the things that you quoted.

It's a piece of shit reality but that's the world we were given, and nothing is going to change that. Us complaining on this board literally won't change the world, nothing we say on here matters in the least.

It's important for us to look out for number one, ourselves. But I feel you. Sometimes in life you're just not there yet, and I know I'm not. There's definitely periods of times in our lives that we have to bite the bullet and get down on the grind for quite some time, but once we're out we're out.

On this journey to "making it" there are definitely pitfalls however. Kids, marriage. Stay the fuck away from that if you want a relatively stress free life unless that is in fact what you want. Me? Fraud and a GTR are my endgame, not the white picket fence.

Work for yourself, look out for yourself, and achieve what you set out to do.

>>39133948
....what book? Sorry.

>>39133954
A massage does sound nice. I'm sorry that you feel this way too sometimes, it definitely can be rough. And kinda what this anon said,
>>39133984 but I'm not quite that broke yet. Def not rolling in money either though.

>>39134004
The guy above mentioned something similar. I think it's a valid method for some. My problem is hedonism doesn't really bring me much satisfaction. I feel guilty being completely selfish. And honestly at this point of depression, you don't feel much motivation or desire for anything, even all that fun stuff. And I just really don't want to kill people. I recognize that I have issues but it would again be very selfish to take it out on innocent people.

>>39134048
Good read, thanks for posting. Glad you've found something that works for you man.

>tfw over the depression and suicidal thoughts, achieving a state of no feeling and not giving a fuck about anything
well it's better than nothing

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Game of Thrones has 2 seasons/13 episodes left.

>>39133701
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>Give me one good reason to not kill myself right now
post your body

She isn't worth the trouble.

>>39133701
There's no particular reason to do anything. The only meaning in the universe is what you derive.

>>39134096
Yeah that's tough man. Hope you're holding up okay. Thanks for the comment.

>>39134144
It's kinda going to shit through wouldn't you say? A good reason still, thanks.

>>39134150
I'm pretty dyel desu.

>>39134152
Definitely have ex issues, but I wouldn't kill myself over something like that.

>>39134165
I agree. It's hard to accept that sometimes. Especially when pain is still real.

>>39133701
Upcoming race war, comrade

>>39133701
Because you wouldn't post this if you really meant to kill yourself.

And obviously people care about you and find that your life has value; just look at the anons in this thread, myself included.

I too am torn whether I should kill myself. I am kinda curious what's on the other side, but there's a significant risk that it's either more of the same drudgery OR I won't be able to experience it.

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Because life is a unique experience that you only get to experience once.
Think of the trillions and trillions of people that simply never got to exist. You did, and you should be greatful for that at the very least.
Enjoy merely existing, even if everything else is shitty. And when your time comes, leave knowing that you did it right, and be thankful for what you were given.

>>39134311
Pain is not real. It's entirely subjective and the magnitude is based on your perspective.

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>>39133701
Think of all the shitposting you'll miss if you kill yourself now.

But seriously though, I'm of the opinion that there's no real point to either living or dying, so I might as well try to stick around to see if there's something worth my while. It doesn't have to be something big, just something I find even the slightest bit interesting or humorous means the day got me something, even if it's just another day closer to death.

Alternatively, just follow in the footsteps of pic related and try to an hero, who knows, maybe you'll find a reason to live on the way down.

>>39133948
https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Jimmy-Baller-spiritually-inclined/dp/1535302151/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1476860126&sr=8-1&keywords=adventures+of+jimmy+baller

this book. oops

>>39134165
meaning is f'(x)?

>>39133701
https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Jimmy-Baller-spiritually-inclined/dp/1535302151/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1476860126&sr=8-1&keywords=adventures+of+jimmy+baller

this book

do it n live streann lol

>>39134403
Maybe, but it's increasingly on my mind. Thank you man.

>>39134422
I'm less curious and more just tired of this life, but I get that.

>>39134437
I suppose. But once I'm dead I'm gone. Nothingness sounds appealing.

>>39134440
I suppose that's true. Thank you.

>>39134500
That sounds like a good mentality. I should try to have a more positive outlook. Thanks friend.

>>39133701
OP

Life is very literally meaningless. Death is equally meaningless. Kill yourself if you wish, it won't make a damn bit of difference to anything in the universe.

Just remember- once you're dead, that's it. Forever. There are no take-backs, no matter what.

If you feel helpless, I assure you that you are not. We always have a choice, often all that keeps us from making those changes is fear.

But if death is your alternative- what have you to fear?

>had to solve 8 fucking captchas to post this shit

if you're gonna go out OP, kill a bunch of those fucks at whatever company makes these stupid fucking things for me.

I have no one, except my parents and now all they do is tell me how disappointing I am even though I'm trying my best. I messed up with the one qt I cared about. At least then all my problems were masked by how infatuated I was. I have severe anxiety and depression.

I also legitimately think there's something very wrong with me health-wise and it scares me how little I care. I want to die. The only reason I don't is because it would destroy my family.

Cool shit happens sometimes in life.
Plus I really wanna see the memes of the future.

>>39135220
This.
Can you imagine how retarded the variations of pepe and wojak are gonna be in twenty years?
Maybe we'll have great VR and have a Living with Pepe simulator, which sounds horrible, but damn, wouldn't you burn a paycheck on getting to experience that travesty at least once?

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well, I think my mother is resigned about me but I know for sure my dad is disappointed in me, I quit systems engineering in my third year because I really didn't like the job, I was exploited to death, like literally programming 36 hours without sleep, and then entered military college and also quit in my second year because I didn't see any future in it, my salary was a fucking joke (I was in the Argentine Army, who knows, it was literally dismantled by previous governments)

now I'm 30 years old and unemployed, I'm thinking of joining our utterly corrupt police force because there is literally no jobs around here, I'm tired of spamming CVs everywhere and I'm tired of living with my parents, and on top of that I'm a virgin

and yet, I still didn't kill myself

Kill yourself and stream it on stickam