this was the shittest yogurt i ever had the displeasure of eating

but you need fat anon

>>39131983
fage, add cinnamon and honey

>>39131983

Your problem isn't the yoghurt, it's your general shitty fucking attitude.

Just buy another brand and if you don't like it just buy another one.

It's just fucking yoghurt you dipshit, nobody cares that you didn't like the popular brand of yoghurt.

How fucking pointless is your life that you need to seek other people's opinions on yoghurt and you see risking non optimal tasting yoghurt as a gamble.

You've triggered me OP you fucking cunt. Get off my board.

>>39131983
Quark or Skyr are the two best types of yoghurt. Well, technically I think they are types of very soft cheese, but they are basically yoghurt.

Both are far nicer than Greek yoghurt IMO and both have God tier macros.

>>39131983
Chobani is probbably the shittiest brand to buy.

But you could just stop bitching and put some splenda in it.

>>39132061
Kek

>>39131983
Add some fruit spread to it you retarded dumbass

>>39132450
>garbage mixed with fruit somehow isnt garbage anymore

moron

>>39131983
>Boohoo it doesn't taste good
Never gonna make it

Huh, I tried Lucerne Greek yogurt and it was alright, but I liked chobani more. I usually don't add anything either.

>>39131983
Mix it with other foods numbnut, try it with oats or mix with powder and bananas or something.

Get creative yo

>>39131983
I honestly mixed it with peanut butter, but even by itself is fine.

dannon triple zero, anon

>>39131983
Try Kirkland

I must have chugged over 300 tubs of it during the past 2 years desu. It tasted like cancer at first but now I eat it bland so I can't say if you will like it at first. If not throw fruits and cinammon.

the brand doesnt matter.

ALL greek yogurts that are plain and non fat taste like ass.

I can eat it with fruits

>>39131983
STOP. GREEK YOGURT WITH POMEGRANATE IS SEX. It's like you don't want to make it

>>39131983

Mix a scoop of your protein powder in it.

OP here i always mix in a mashed banana and some honey

i just need a yogurt that is not recolored poop sludge

Fuck yogurt
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Honestly you faggots chobani is the shittiest kind of greek yogurt

I would literally rather eat walmart brand

>>39132559

Do you eat flour raw faggot?

>>39133362
what exactly are you even trying to say?

quality of ingredients is important in overall taste, even if OP covered that shit up with sugar it'd still be terrible

>>39133299
Thiiiis niggers, I used to fucking hate choking down a cup of plain ass yogurt but cottage cheese is okay

>>39131983
Send it to me. I could literally eat 5 cartons of these. It tastes amazing.

Just keep eating. It's kind of like beer or coffee. The first time is kind of bad, but you become addicted very quickly.

>>39131983

Fucking make your own.
>buy somw cheap ass yogurt
>heat up as much milk as you can fit in a container to kill bacteria and denature the proteins
>Add some shitty yogurt to your heated milk and leave it in a warm place for a day
>strain the whey out of the yogurt and enjoy your superior tastier healthier cheaper, greek yogurt.

>>39133389
Do you eat sugar raw faggot?

Anyone know a cheap yogurt brand I can buy in bulk? I like chobani but I'm a poorfag and spending 8$ a week on yogurt just for breakfast (I put it in a smoothie) is a little much.

>>39133589
store brand

what's the best item to mix with the yogurt to not make it taste like shit

FAGE TOTAL

They had this sale for the ones that come with the granola and fruit on the side. It's pretty tasty, brought 20

>>39133082
+1 for kirland

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>>39132061
Gold post here!

>>39131983
If you buy Greek yogurt, then a nice one with alot of fat!
If you want no fat shit, then buy a modern one.
Simple as that.

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This tastes pretty good

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>>39133119
>tfw I actually like that sour rancid ass taste of chobani greek yogurt

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>>39132061

>>39131983
Try cooking with it? Tomatoe paste, greek yogurt, chicken, onions, garlic, spice. Butterless butter-chicken curry over rice.

the costco brand of greek yogurt is pretty tasty

>>39131983
>greek yogurt
>nonfat

it's like eating noncarb pasta you fucking disgrace

>>39131983
you should take it as an ingredient instead of a whole meal

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>>39131983
>tfw half greek living in Holland
>can't find superior full fat greek yoghurt here
>only non-fat plebshit

fucking reeee

>>39132082
>greek yoghurt
>greek
Try to get the Balkan-style, put it on top of meat dishes.

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>>39134777
>it's taco tuesday and I cover a bowl of fruit with what I think is yogurt
>don't notice anything wrong but wonder why they set greek yogurt next to olives
>tfw someone asks why I've put sour cream all over my blueberries

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>>39131983
fag greek yogurt's got the protons without the sugar and fat. scoobs eats it. buy some frozen fruit and microwave it and put it in if you want more flavor. I lift for pic related.

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>>39136553

>>39136553
>not eating fat

twink

would eat a tub of plain chobani everyday if I didn't stop myself

>>39134201
> not actual greek yoghurt

>>39134777
I do too senpai.

Chobani haters; Explain.

I've read the labels in the average grocery store and out of all of them their brand seems to be the closest to being pure non whack shit infested.

Personally I can't stand the pure shit and will eat the berry mix. But I assume all pure greek yogurt tastes like plain crap.

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>>39137625
It tastes fine, if you haven't fucked up your taste buds eating sugary shit your entire life.

>>39131983
>cutting
>0fat yogurt
Pick one. You need to eat fats to burn fats. Way she goes. Keep carbs low is all. If you dont eat any fats youll burn your own way slower.

>>39131983
>get Fage
>add nestle breakfast flavor packet like you'd mix into milk
>have strawberry flavored yogurt filled with vitamins and flavor and even more protein

there ya go anon

>>39137712
Then count me in the fucked column.

I've pretty much limited my sweet diet to 1 cookie cake pie a month and two cups OJ/Pineapple a week for sex performance. And I still have to force the plain stuff down.

But thanks for informing that OP is just off.

>>39137625
Op here. i just picked up the fage brand and its light years better. i used to make my own yogurt, homemade is better than anything you can buy, but plain yogurts can all be different from each other taste wise

>fat roommate buys greek gods with honey
kek

>>39137666

A serving of my cottage cheese has 410mg of sodium. Only 17% of my DRV.

What's the big deal?

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>>39138187
>cane syrup
>powdered honey

Why not just buy plain yoghurt and add some raw honey

>>39138167
I'm too lazy to make my own but I'll give the plain fage a shot.

>>39138167
fage is the only good one i can get where i am, 50g per tub makes life much easier

>>39131983
In general they all seem to taste like sour cream.

Trader Joe's makes a damn good greek yogurt with honey that's low-cal.

Something I do when cutting is take a cup of Fage and mix it with a scoop of Optimum Nutrition Double Rich Chocolate. That shit tastes like chocolate custard. For bulking I'll do the same thing but I get the full-fat version of Fage.

I think you can tell people who've fully weaned off their sugar addiction or are very lean in that plain greek yogurt/cottage cheese (along with plain rice, etc...) will taste like crack to them.

Even lactose tastes sweet.

>>39133578
Interesting.....

>>39136486
That's rough

>>39133519
>It's kind of like beer or coffee. The first time is kind of bad, but you become addicted very quickly.
This. My guess is that OP expected it to be sweet like regular yogurt.

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>170 cal per cup
>0g fat
>20g carb; 10g fiber, 8g sugar
>22g protein

This shit is too delicious. I have to refrain from buying it because I'll eat the entire container in 1 sitting.

>>39131983
It taste like shit because Chobani supports Syrian Refugees (Isis)

If you are in the north west try Tillamook

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I'm a Kirkland guy. Fat free plain with blueberries, peanut butter protein powder, whole grain pasta shells with almond milk for a more creamy texture. Post workout meal of fucking glory. I eat one cup of yogurt to a third pound of pasta. 907kcal total. I eat my daily fat intake earlier in the day, before people start telling me to eat more of it.

>>39140136
>vanilla
>not buying plain instead
>plain has 2-3 more grams of protein

NOT GONNA MAKE IT

>>39138244
>>39138167

This guy here >>39138149

Bought a cup of 2% (wasn't about to blow 8 bucks on regular) and can confirm, it is light years tastier than Choshitty Still gotta adjust to non flavored but definitely alot easier to choke down.