>be watching a movie with gf >some muscular ottermode takes

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2016-10-18 18:02:41 Post No. 39127009
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Anonymous 2016-10-18 18:02:41 Post No. 39127009 [Report]

>be watching a movie with gf
>some muscular ottermode takes his clothes off in said movie
>"anon, you should tone yourself down to this, you're almost getting a little too big"
>explain to her how i'm on a permabulk and would rather not look like a prancy faggot who can't even bench his own weight
>she gets upset

why are women like this? it's like they assume just because you're lifting you have to strive after a ryan gosling "it's like you're photoshopped" physique

this never happened by the way, i just like pretending i have a gf and make threads about hypothetical situations we may find ourselves in

Captain Poutine (ID: !TjroJeTlU.) 2016-10-18 18:05:30 Post No.39127045
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Captain Poutine (ID: !TjroJeTlU.) 2016-10-18 18:05:30 Post No.39127045 [Report]

>>39127009

So you're asking us why the fake women in your head talk to you the way they do?

Anonymous 2016-10-18 18:09:41 Post No.39127083
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Anonymous 2016-10-18 18:09:41 Post No.39127083 [Report]

>>39127045
does it make any difference

Anonymous 2016-10-18 18:11:27 Post No.39127104
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Anonymous 2016-10-18 18:11:27 Post No.39127104 [Report]

>>39127009
>>39127045
>>39127083
This cracked me up. I'v been feeling pretty low recently and really needed a laugh today guys. Thanks.

Anonymous 2016-10-18 18:13:13 Post No.39127124
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Anonymous 2016-10-18 18:13:13 Post No.39127124 [Report]

>>39127104
Nice blog post

Anonymous 2016-10-18 18:15:07 Post No.39127143
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Anonymous 2016-10-18 18:15:07 Post No.39127143 [Report]

>>39127124
ur a cool guy

Anonymous 2016-10-18 18:15:34 Post No.39127148
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Anonymous 2016-10-18 18:15:34 Post No.39127148 [Report]

Because they follow media trend, they are extremely gullible

Anonymous 2016-10-18 18:15:40 Post No.39127149
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>>39127104
Glad to see some happy anons

Anonymous 2016-10-18 18:20:12 Post No.39127190
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Anonymous 2016-10-18 18:20:12 Post No.39127190 [Report]

>explaining anything
Just rub your belly and be like "ooh bb I'm beautiful just the way I am" don't even that seriously

Anonymous 2016-10-18 18:24:11 Post No.39127238
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>having a gf
>even an imaginary one

When did fit become normie central?

Anonymous 2016-10-18 18:34:37 Post No.39127386
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Anonymous 2016-10-18 18:34:37 Post No.39127386 [Report]

I think anyone in a movie has an automatic advantage. If you were otter-mode and the guy in the movie was ahnold-mode I'd bet she'd say the same thing inverted

Anonymous 2016-10-18 18:38:13 Post No.39127437
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Anonymous 2016-10-18 18:38:13 Post No.39127437 [Report]

>>39127386
Implying anon is Arnold-mode

Anonymous 2016-10-18 18:41:54 Post No.39127485
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>>39127009
Im simple terms she just gave you your 2 choices:
>lift for how you are viewed by others
>lift for how you view yourself

Anonymous 2016-10-18 18:55:36 Post No.39127670
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>>39127009
Thanks for the blogpost, /r9k/

Anonymous 2016-10-18 19:13:05 Post No.39127889
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>>39127009
>this never happened by the way, i just like pretending i have a gf
Sad, so sad.

Anonymous 2016-10-18 19:14:04 Post No.39127913
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Anonymous 2016-10-18 19:14:04 Post No.39127913 [Report]

>>39127009
Kek

Anonymous 2016-10-18 19:14:41 Post No.39127924
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Anonymous 2016-10-18 19:14:41 Post No.39127924 [Report]

>>39127009
watch some porn with her and request that she looks like one of the cunts in the video

Anonymous 2016-10-18 19:16:30 Post No.39127949
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Anonymous 2016-10-18 19:16:30 Post No.39127949 [Report]

>>39127143
3 u

Anonymous 2016-10-18 20:45:01 Post No.39129020
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Anonymous 2016-10-18 20:45:01 Post No.39129020 [Report]

>>39127009
Hahaha my sides

Thanks fakegf anon

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