How the FUCK do you drink these 1 liter smoothies? I just made

>Can't drink a liter of liquid
Genetic dead end

>>39125454
Those look good.

>>39125469
Could it be? Or is it just because the drink itself was garbage?
>2 cups milk
>1/2 cup quickoats
>2 bananas
>4 tbsp peanut butter
>2 tbsp olive oil

It tasted good, then drinking it felt disgusting,

>>39125519
why the fuck would u mix OLIVE OIL in a smoothie?!

>>39125546
easy calories

>>39125469
literally this

>>39125567
drink the olive oil alone, or take a spoon.
its not meant for smoothies,but salads and dishes.
Were did u learn how to cook?

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although I did once throw up and shit myself after a oat+PB shake. I think it's because I added spinach that time.

Also, now that I think about it, when I started drinking shakes I shit myself in the shower the next day. Then I went to the hospital for an unrelated appointment and had to run to the toilet while I was walking to the right department. It smelled pretty bad and apparently the door wasn't locked properly because a nurse opened the door while I was wiping. She went "UGH" and closed it again.

I haven't been back there since.

I recommend you start small, OP. 1/2 liter smoothies until you're used to it.

>>39125567
>easy calories

Why not just mix butter in it too since you're already doing something stupid. Nobody in their right mind puts olive oil in a fucking drink

just dont make stupid retarded mixes.
u cant just mix all kinds of shit in the blender if u want proper taste

>>39125519
It's too much oil. Halve the peanut butter and replace the olive oil with some milled flax.
You could also increase the oats to about 1cup.

>>39125519
>2 tbsp olive oil
you have got to be fucking kidding me

>>39125519

/fat/ here. What is the purpose of those smoothies and isn't peanut butter fattening and unhealthy?

>>39126966
It has good macros for bulking.

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>>39125519
>2 tbsp olive oil

>>39126966
PB has fairly good protein and unsaturated fats.

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>>39125454
The smoothies that are filled right to the fucking brim make my blood boil. Bonus point's if they are in jars.

>>39125469
This, start looking into rock collecting sooner than later.

>>39125519
>oil
What the flying fuck are you doing

>2 bananas
Do you WANT diarrhea?

>>39127744
And I wrote point's, great

>>39127760
>2 bananas gives you diarrhoea
If you're an infant, maybe.

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Speaking of food. Because of reasons I can't really afford my usual breakfast anymore and I need a cheaper alternative. I recall something about /fit/izens leaving oats in (almond)milk (among other ingredients) overnight.
Anyone know what I'm talking about, and got any recipes?

>>39128206
Leave oats in any liquid and they will get nice and soft. Add dried fruit (e.g apricots) for sweetness, chopped nuts if you want crunch. Anything you want, really.

>>39125454

>1 liter smoothie

How much fuggin' sugar must that have?

>>39128431
not much. its fucking fruit retard

>>39128206
Just add water and microwave and you have oatmeal.

>>39128909
>fruit
>not containing sugar

kek

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>>39125519
>olive oil
>in a smoothie

>>39125546
>>39125809
>>39127474
>>39130729
i make the same shakes as him and i add 2 tbsp of olive oil as well and i dont eve taste it. easy 200 hundred calories.

>>39125519
with that kinda of shake add more oats and then add like one and a half cup of water. your shake is probably to thic. the water makes it go down so fuckin easy. i can down a liter of my shake easy