ITT: we assign an exercises and fitness related things to a fictional race, character, thing, etc.
ATG front squat - High elf.
Low bar squat - Ork Grunt
Bench press - Space Marine
Cardio - Vampire, because it will suck out your gains.
>>39125032
jesus christ op
>>39125054
Iron cross with rings
>>39125032
Being a normally functioning human being - the non autistic version of OP
Thread has potential. Needs a better OP image and wording.
>deadlift
>cave troll
dumbbell ohp - Gandalf the gray
The Press™ - Gandalf the white
Scooby press - Tom Bombadil
>>39125075
Dude I actually am a huge normie on the outside. I lift, have a girlfriend, and play rugby. I have over 900 friends on facebook and have over 300 instagram followers, and go to school for finance.
I get my autism out here so it doesn't poison other aspects of my life.
>>39125180
Wew
>implying this post isn't autistic
>>39125180
you have family on fb? and you keep it tasteful?
>>39125210
Exactly my good pal *tips fedora*. ;)
>>39125032
I'm a big fan of fantasy and sci-fi movies and games, and even I think this is fucking retarded.
>>39125032
Niggers - rope hangs 3x12 minutes
>>39125032
OP - Faggot
this is really fun
>>39125032
Jews - Farmers walks with heavy sacks of gold