ITT: tell me your symptoms. I tell you if you need to go see

A 40 lbs dumbell hit my kneecap. Cant walk properly. Am I gonna die ?

>>39123749
if you can walk you're fine

>>39123659
2 issues
1. My pectineus (I am assuming) on my left hip hurts when I do deep squats. Stretching seems to relieve the pain
2. My shoulder feels like it's going to pop out of it's socket, everytime I do rows, so I stopped doing them altogether.

>>39123834
1. stretch more then.
2. static then dynamic rotator cuff strengthening exercises.

litearlly all of /fit/ has shit rotator cuffs

>>39123659
The "armpit" part of my left knee hurts a bit. Lately it hasn't been hurting much, but it started acting up again after doing sprints one time, and again yesterday doing heavy deadlift.

It feels like some kind of joint/tendon pain, it's not muscle or superficial

>>39123843
All men should have ruined their cuffs by mid 20s or they probably weren't living right

Fever, night sweats, swollen lymph nodes. Did my gym bro give me the AIDS?

>>39123852
probably some chronic tendonitiis or something.

see a doctor. may need some physio.

>>39123853
because all men are too stupid to take care of themselves right?
I've done boxing for 2 years and my shoulders are fine because i stretch and do strengthening exercises.
square up nigger.

>>39123863
probably just mono or something. either that or TB.
what exactly happened?

>>39123863
Could be leukemia

>>39123876
>>39123863
mono tends to make you feel like you're quite literally dying

>implying any amount of taking care of yourself will save your shoulders unless you luck out 10000% if you don't live like a useless idiot

>>39123876
but you're my doctor what physio do I need doc

>>39123659

>Gyno
>All fat accumulates in lower body (pear shape)
>No motivation at all
>Erections are fine
>Visual snow
>Feeling disconnected from the world/numb
>Mentally sluggish
How bad is it, doc?

>>39123932
>gyno
true or false? i.e. real breast tissue or just fat? the latter is easily fixed, the former needs surgery
>fat accumulates in lower body
stop accumulating fat then.
>no motivation
get some
>visual snow
everybody gets those. go see an ophthalmologist, get cleared, then stop bitching about it
>mentally sluggish
go see GP. tell him you're depressed. get put on happy pills for the next 6 months to a year. it'll fix this + your motivation issues.

>>39123659
Small, movable, firm and somewhat tender lumps on jawline

>>39123946
Visual snow isn't floaters unless he's an idiot and means floaters and not visual snow

Visual snow is like static on your TV permanently in front of your eyes. It can fuck with your night vision and cause some other issues but usually it's just a mild annoyance. It's fairly common.

Usually you have it from birth. I've always had it. It's only a problem if it comes out of nowhere for no reason

>>39123963
does it change with meals?
how many lumps and what size are they?

>>39123969
stop tripfagging in my thread.

visual snow is technically a neurologically mediated condition with no current consensus on treatment. hence why i advised him to see an opthalmologist.
that way if he actually did mean floaters he'll get checked for a posterior vitreous detachment or possible minor retinal tear. otherwise there's nothing that can be done for it anyway.

>>39124009

I'm a Doctor, bozo. You can't own a thread!!

>>39124019

lol right. what speciality

Are you in my HMO network? Blue Cross/Blue Shield or Zyzz/Rippetoe?

>>39123659

I keep getting a random itchy static feeling over my chest and back in bursts
driving me nuts
also i'm bloating with gas constantly

I do static stretches before going to sleep. I'm improving very well - except for my side split. when going down my left top hip cracks (like your fingers cracking) and theres a lot of tension in my right top hip.
When I ignore this tension and go down anyways (10cm above ground) I feel like my bottom hip is blocking any further progress.
this would be fine if it was any other stretch. The side split for me is what benching is for a bro.
I don't know the correct terminology but I hope you understand what I mean with top/bottom right/left hip

Im fucked all over doc. I have a burning sensation in my armpit and on the side of my shoulder blade when i try to lift my arm over my head My right hip burns daily. The armpit of my left knee byrns a bit and wobbles occasionally when im standing

headaches. blocked up sinuses. from time to time random areas on my body will start twitching involuntarily(hands feet legs arms face) pain in my lower abdomen/back, chronic headaches. do i have a brain tumor?

>>39123659
I get dizzy spells and feel disoriented. Went to the doc and he told me he didn't know what it was

My legs spasm fairly regularly when sitting or laying down

Sometimes when I clean my left ear the q tip comes out bloody (no I don't jam it all the way in)

>>39125548
Pls respond the ears bleeding thing is new

>>39123946
Weed instead of happy pills OK?