Have my first ever date in about 90 minutes. Wish me luck bros,

>>39122582
gl pal

>>39122582
Is he thicc?

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...i guess they didnt really care about coming that much

i want to die

>>39123080
ehhhhh

>>39123080
Bro reply "all good" and leave your phone the fuck alone for the rest of the day. the best thing you can do in this situation is nothing at all.

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>>39123080
>they

It's ok anon this is /fit/ you can say "he"

>>39123096
this.

>>39123080
brb?

>>39123141

Toplel. This is why I love /fit/.

>>39123096
Too late. I've already written an essay about how she's missing out a good guy and probably wanted a bad boy all along.

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Update:

it was fine, he just got here 20min late. We talked for 45 minutes and hit it off really well, and he agreed to go on a second date. We didnt really flirt much, we just talked about everyday stuff, but i dont think that matters too much.

Feels good man!

thx for all your support lads

>>39122803

hes like a twink, except that he does a lot of rowing and has RIDICULOUS legs.

He benches 40kg and squats 135kg.

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>>39123222

>>39123542
>squats 135kg
Implying that's a lot. Welcome to /fit/ though.

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>>39123733

it is a lot if you only bench 40kg you fucking nonce

>>39123542
Gl bro smash that twink

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>gays bragging about getting laid

>>39123894

getting laid is easy

getting relationships is hard as fuck

i had my first threesome before i had my first date

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>>39123900
>they don't know everything is 1000x harder with women since they actually have to perform quality control

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>>39123894
the theme from that video started playing in my head

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>>39123922
>i'm unique, treat me like a princess
>but what will my friends think about you?
>are you popular?
Is this what quality control means?

>>39123995

Why does this exist.

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>>39123995
Quality control means HEIGHT FACE FRAME + 8x6 MINIMUM + 200k STARTING + Own a CASTLE in FRANCE + Be a MASTER of some kind of CRAFT

And even with all that you're STILL not guaranteed to not be KEKED by TYRONE

>>39124018
Smurfs x Tom of Finland collab, they're planning a new album.

>>39123739
But you said something about "ridiculous legs". 135kg sqwat won't give you ridiculous legs, faggot.

>>39124023
Two out three cars on that picture are beyond the reach of someone with petty 800k on their account. I mean maybe it would be enough to buy a Zonda, but if you had just 100k dollars of savings would you buy a 100k car?

>>39125564
Huayra*

>>39122582
GL Anon hope i can get the the Courage to ask the girl out i am texting these past days

Look your best
Own what you say and do without apologizing
Dats it mane

>26 yo
>lifting since 20 so look pretty decent by now obviously
>kissless handholdingless virgin
>barely even looked in a girl's general direction
everyone I know thinks I'm gay but I'm not and it's starting to bother me (no offence to any gay fitizens)
like there are rumours going around and one of my friends' gf said she knew a guy who's looking for a bf, right out of the blue. i tried to tell her I'm not gay but it seems like it's almost like an accepted fact behind my back by now

:(

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>>39126028
Give it a shot

>>39123080
Rofl

>>39123080
Call her and see what's up. Maybe she wants to reschedule for another day? Call her to show your asssertivness

>>39125624
You should do it.
I asked her out and got rejected, but now I can atleast move forward