>get to the gym >forget coins for the plate dispenser >resigned

>tip receptionist
>don't have money for post workout twinkie
why even lives brehs

>>39121846
>finish deadlifts
>take off all the weights on one side first
>bar gets unbalanced and flies into the air

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>>39121846
>get to the gym with new grill im dating
>ready to impress
>tip qt receptionist 10 dollars (dat dread game nomsayin)
>walk to plate dispenser
>price raised to 1 dollar per plate
>only 2 dollars left. I panic
>forced to do lmao1pl8
>qt grill is obviously laughing on the inside
>I fail because of nervousness
>beg for "sp-spot please"
>she looks at me with disgust
>bar falls on neck
>I die

mfw

>>39121846
>plate dispenser

I have never seen these.

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>>39121981
try actually going to the gym for once faggot dyel

>>39121989
I guess I go to a gym where they understand they charge me already to train there so they don't need to jew me out for more shekels just for plates

>>39121992
Who the fuck goes to a gym and pays extra for plates? I swear, fucking retards in here...

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>>39122094
>>39121992
>>39121981

>I share a board with this many DYELfags

>>39121846
This is the new first sip of the day? Why are there so many forced memes on this board nowadays?

>get to gym at 2200 for them spooky gains
>the altar of swole gainz has been desecrated by a manlet
>gym priest not on duty till midnight
Should I just go home, or wait it out?

>>39122199
Go home, no prayers no gains