Will becoming fit stop me from having the "virgin walk"?

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>tfw virgin walk everywhere but the gym

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>>39114523
>that guy who virgin squats

Yes, we see it

>>39114523
Pretty sure fucking a woman (or man) would fix that you retard.

>>39114523
I think you know how to fix it, anon.

>>39114523
>virgin walk

what ?

>>39114823
The way virgins walk. You know what im talking about

>>39114869
not really pham

>>39114869
What the fuck does that even mean?

>>39114885
>>39114882
There's a certain way that guys who are Virginis walk. Basically if you walk like that and a girl sees you she knows you're a cirgin right away

>>39114949
>virginis
>cirgin

>>39114949
What? This has got to be a meme.

>>39114949
can you elaborate on how they walk ?

>>39114983
They walk like how a virgin would walk. God it's not that hard to understand.

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>>39114983

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>>39114523

>the virgin walk

where do you guys come up with this shit

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>>39114523
>>>39114885
>>>39114882
There's a certain way that guys who are sturgeons walk. Basically if you walk like that and a girl sees you she knows you're a sturgeon right away

>>39114992
In what what does it differ from a "I had sex once or more" kind of walk?

>>39114983
you can just tell mate

>>39114992
>>39115003
oh I just realized I was memed this whole time, ty

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>>39114973
>Virgin walking on the sidewalk
>Girls are walking towards me
>As they pass me, they start to giggle
>I can overhear one of them say "hehe virgin walk tee hee xd"
>Keep walking, trying to keep tears from falling down my face
>Walk past police station
>Police officer stands in my ways, and asks to see some ID
>Tell him I'm just walking and I don't have my wallet
>"You ain't just walkin' son, you virgin walkin' haha"
>Start crying and virgin run back home
>tfw trip on a rock and land on the grass by a dog who recently finished urinating
>Dog covers its paws and growls at my virgin trip

This is why I don't walk anymore. I use a wheelchair and pretend I'm disabled so that no one notices I'm a virgin

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>>39115046
kek

>>39114983
basically walks like a beta

hunched over, knees going inwards, looks around everywhere scared like a lost kid in a mall, constantly trying to drag the shirt down, arms still

>>39115097

that's the beta virgin walk. even if you manage to fix all of that, you won't be able to get rid of your virgin walk since most of it is subconscious.

for you virgins, ever seen a video of yourself walking and be like "holy shit is that really how I walk?" that's because you're subconsciously virgin walking. everyone else notices it except you

>>39115007
Old meme newfag

>>39115046
>random people talking to you when you just walk past them
What is this, Skyrim?

>>39115169
it's the same thing

Is virgin walking the new fingerboxing?

>>39115317
>fingerboxing

can somebody give me a crash course on recent memes ?

>>39115274
Patrolling the mojave almost makes me wish I could lose my virginity.

>>39115348
>recent memes
>Not owning a fingerbox since childhood

>>39115348
>recent
this goes back nearly to the creation of 4chan

>>39114523
I dot notice virgins having a walk. You can hear it in how they talk though.

>tfw got rid of the virgin walk and virgin talk
>tfw virgin smell still fucks my life up

>>39115097
that's the "person outside his comfort zone" walk, doesn't make you beta

There are ppl here that think it is actually a walk and not a metaphor for being an awkward cunt