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So i'm thinking about opening a gym.
Would the name "The Gain Factory" be cool?
like.. in a f actory you make stuff.. and in my gym.. you will be making gains.. get it?
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More like the gay factory, amirite
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Don't be a pussy.
Call it
# THE TEMPLE OF BLOOD AND IRON
and play exclusively metal.
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>>39106329
"do you even lift?" would be more succesful because normies understand it and think its funny.
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>>39106349
this.
I'd pay good money for a membership to a gym like this.
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>>39106345
Top kek
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>>39106329
Gains factory sounds better than gain factory.
>Iron Temple
>Iron Whey (although this sounds like a bodybuilding supplement store)
>Swolehala
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>>39106434
>>39106349
my gym is called beastmode
the owner exclusively plays 2007 punk and metallica
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>>39106329
Fuck that, here's my suggestions
>"The Sweat Shop" cause in the gym you sweat,
>'The Clink" because you're clinking weights while making them gains
>"The Armoury" because you're building guns
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>>39106598
>>39106763
Use either these
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The Department of Weights and Measures (DWM).
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>>39106623
I AM THE TABLE, I AM THE TABLE, I AM THE TABLE, I AM THE TABLE
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Call it Guy Heaven
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>>39106598
>Swolehala
OP use this
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>>39107223
>>39106598
Swolehala is fucking stupid but do name it Valhalla and play nothing but metal.
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>>39106329
Call it /fit/
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>>39106329
Just call it 'The Cathedral', make it look like picture related, and play Christian chants only.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0d4qM7gCH8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noetoc2W4Pc
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>>39107106
This guy gets it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAAAbwEtZRo
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>>39107310
Alternative and better name actually, 'Outremer'.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outremer
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>>39106329
Ok let me ask you this, what is your goal? Do you want to run a successful business or do you wanna fufill some autistic gymrat's fantasy? If its all a joke by any means give it a cool meme name and play meme music all you want just dont be surprised when you have 4 casual members and your gym is always empty.
If you want to make real money make something that will appeal to the general population.
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Cum-A-Gain
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name it the balls pit. because you need balls to lift hard and heavy. aha
the free weights section would be one big deep ball pit. you will be up to your knees in balls while lifting.
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Planet /fit/ness
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>>39106349
This to be honest. Sound original as fuck, but it has to be a gym where you could charge extra, since it will only appeal to a specific type of people.
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>>39107479
>tfw used to go to a gymrat's dream gym
>owner turned into a greedy bastard
>gym is now basically planet fitness, filled with dyels and faggots
Good job Eric you stupid fucking cunt I hope it was worth it
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Pedro's Rimjob Factory
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>>39106345
>it's an fpbp episode
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>>39106329
Way to bro tier. Your gym will be full of wannabe body builder normies with inflated egos.
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>>39107646
You realize the guy has bills to pay just like you right? The point of a gym is to make money. If you are stupid enough to only appeal to a small minority then you deserve it when you business gooes to shit.
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>>39106345
Nice one!
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>>39106357
this
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>>39106345
Top bantz
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Called >the sekret club, and hang a bunch of epic memes on the wall, and your playlist has to be meme-core
That would be cool xD
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>>39106329
call it
Daily Athletic Training Association
so you can abbreviate it as
>DAT Ass.
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