>this is what girls want Why are you all trying so hard

>>39105504
>Do a split, do your HIIT, hit the tan bed and don't eat shit, thats literally it
That's literally what majority of people on here do you prick. Not tanning though.

>>39105504
>this body doesnt take alot of hard work and dedication
>implying he's small for a natty

OP doesnt lift confirmed

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>>39105504

I think it's telling as fuck how quickly some vanityfags project their shit onto literally everyone in the gym. Are you actually so simple you think everybody is the same as you? Do we all like the same food? Enjoy the same music, women, etc? When someone says they don't like a beer that you do, do you secretly think they must be lying?

Enlighten me. I want to know how deep this rabbit hole goes.

>>39105504
I don't have any desire to be tan. For some reason I have a weird, almost romantic fixation on being both muscular and ghostly pale at the same time. I know fewer girls will like it, but whatever. I'm lifting more for confidence anyway. I am gonna do the other three though.

>>39105556
i never said he was small

>>39105558
so why do you lift anon ?

i can't wait for your answer, i can smell your fedora from here

>>39105504
>epic core
>strong back
>decent everything else

If you think looking like that (at 6'1 no less) is easy you're probably a permabulk powerlifter who underestimates how much mass you'd lose cutting, or you simply don't lift at all.

Ronaldo is the 6'1 natty limit.

Not saying he's natty, he's obviously on PEDs but mostly endurance related ones like blood doping. Roid-wise he's probably close to natty. But I'm sure they also use HGH for recovery / injury rehab so that would obviously help with gains because you can train more often and harder without fucking your shit up when a natty would.

>>39105783
>this
>anywhere NEAR the natty limit

fuck right off, this body can be achieved in about a year of lifting normally and doing cardio

FUCKING NO LIFTERS REEEEEEE

>>39105504
>We're all vain as fuck here its fine
speak for yourself, I have a gf and lift for my own pleasure

>>39105609
people that tan look like roasted chicken. better to be white and pure

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WHAT GIRLS WANT:

FACE
>General leanness and visible bone structure
>Prominent, high cheekbones
>Short philtrum
>Thick eyebrows
>Vertically narrow, "hunter eyes"
>Horizontal lower eyelids.
>Neutral/positive canthal tilt
>Forward-grown lower orbital lids
>Little to no upper eyelid exposure
>High facial width to height ratio
>Compact midface
>No upturned nose
>Wide palate
>Upper and lower teeth meet
>Defined, forward grown maxilla, mandible and chin
>Vertical, long ramus
>Broad, square, tall, protruding chin
>Squarish, defined jawline with high hyoid
>Masculine brow ridge
>Generally large skull

HAIR
>Squarish hairline
>Thick, healthy hair on crown
>Little to no hairline recession
>Norwood 0-1 on the Norwood balding scale

Height
>Taller than an average woman
>Taller than an average woman wearing heels
>Taller than 6'1

SKIN
>No wrinkles,
>No sun damage
>No nasolabial folds
>Acne free, pockmark free, small pores

BODY & COMPLEXION
> Body fat below 12%
>Masculine build
> Large frame, broad shouldered
>Athleticism
>Greek physique

PENIS
>Length: - 6"+ BPEL, ideally 8"+ to be remembered
>Girth: 5.5"+ to satisfy, minimize the risk of cuckolding, being cheated on or being dumped.

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>>39105504
>Do a split, do your HIIT, hit the tan bed and don't eat shit, thats literally it
When will /fit/cels learn?

>>39105858
Then you leave your house and realize that 99% of people get laid and 99% of them don't qualify for even half the shit in that list.

The important thing you left out is that to get girls, you actually have to go talk to them. Keep ticking off stuff in your checklist and wait for your princess to be delivered to you once you get the platinum.

>>39105878
this guys an ugly cunt though

>>39105858
i hate that pic so much for some reason

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>>39105887
That's not the minimum requirements to get laid it's a list of features women find attractive. The more you fulfil the more likely you are to have prime HQNP 18-25 year old Stacies beg for your dick whenever they see you.

>>39105504
You forgot the part about becoming rich

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>>39105858

implying xd

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>>39105890
>this guys an ugly cunt though
yet he looks like someone who does their split, HIIT and doesn't eat shit

>>39105820
>this body can be achieved in about a year of lifting normally

And you do lift, don't you? So you must look at least that good. Post a picture of yourself in similar pose. Similar flat lighting, too, not high contrast instagram bullshit. I'll be waiting.

>>39105961

sunlight is almost as good as vertical lighting

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>>39105961
Now you

>>39106082
mirin

>>39106082
you look pretty similar tbqh. Timel lifting?

>>39106082
You've only been lifting a year I take it?
A little less maybe if you didn't waste time?

>>39106119
One year

Nah joke, almost 1 and a half but about one year seriously

>>39106082
Ronaldo is bigger than you.

You don't look bad by any means and we're all gonna make it and all that. But don't delude yourself and think your core or your back can compete with Ronaldo's. Just compare side abs and general width of the torso. Ronaldo is not big boned, that's all muscle. And unlike you he's just standing there casually while you posed carefully to flex shoulders, traps, lats and abs at the same time.

>>39106123
>insulting this physique
gtfo faggot, not all of us have horrible body image

>>39106143
flexed abs but i didnt flex anything else

i'de say we're the same size and that my shoulders are bigger but core isnt as good

>>39106146
>gtfo faggot, not all of us have horrible body image
He has a good physique, and that's good progress for a year and a half
I'm not even to that point
But he said you can get to Renaldo's body in a year. He took a year and a half and is still smaller. My point wasn't that he looks bad (legit mirin) but that what he said previously is bullshit

>>39106143

he is not flexing lats and shoulders

fucking neckbeard dyel stop posting

>>39105713

Because it makes me stronger and complements my hobbies you dumb insecure fagtron.

>>39106165
lmao
You think other /fit/ users don't pose in front of the mirror as much as you do? You're clearly flexing shoulders and lats on your right side. You tilted your shoulder forward to make the trap stand out so I'll give you that, you're not technically flexing traps. You're stretching them.

Your right arm isn't hanging relaxed in that picture and there's really no point in lying about it. If your right arm hung like that relaxed you'd have some serious problems. Any way, general mass is not even comparable, it's not even close.

We need some photoshop brah to shop Ronaldo's torso on you so you realize your arms aren't bigger than his either. It's an optical illusion based on proportions.

>>39106211
Projecting

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>>39106195
not as lean but not smaller, i would even say >>39106082
is bigger

>this picture was from the euros this year

>>39105609
>>39105856
Not only that but by tanning you're damaging your skin and accelerating the aging process.

>>39106239

> You're clearly flexing shoulders and lats on your right side.

i cringed, do you even know what flexing a lat is like? you lose all your traps in sight and get the typical bruce lee cobra mode (which all dyels fall for like it's some impressive feat)

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ronaldo is now my fucking goal body


he looks absolutely GOAT

>>39106244
That's a really unflattering angle. Point is though, he was comparing himself to the OP

>>39105504
>hit the tan bed

enjoy literal cancer lmao!

>>39106082
>that back and core
>anywhere NEAR Ronaldo's

kill yourself my man
You like like a manlet too

>>39106291
>do you even know what flexing a lat is like?

Flexing just means contracting a muscle. What you're describing are specific poses meant to show off the lats, not the act of contracting the lats. If you go in front of a mirror right now and try to rotate your shoulder forward and make your shoulders look as wide as possible you will notice that you are using, among other muscles, the lats to do so. I mean, you could also make that pose with no contraction in the lats but your shoulders and triceps would look smaller so that would be stupid.

>>39106328
> that back

but you cant see it

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>>39106360
Not if you don't understand anatomy.

>>39106253
Then use tanning spray. Looks good when done properly and perfectly safe, unlike tanning beds

>>39105504
it still takes multiple years to achieve this physique...

>>39106729
fucking bullshit.

>>39105713
To improve my performance in the sports I play competitively.

>>39105858
Holy fuck second pic alpha af

Someone send this to the guy he'd probably kill himself

>>39105858
this post is sponsored by lookism

>>39105609
I want /Prometheus/ tier

>>39105713
Because I recently found out I have scoliosis and it will help my posture if I can develop a stronger back

I may look like the hunchback of notredame but you sound like a fucking loser

>>39108201
not really, he has a very thick core

>>39105858
only gay would have so much knowledge about such stupid details

>>39105504
he has a nice face and a shit ton of money.

>>39110470
>nice face

Not really.

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>>39105858
a large chunk of what you listed is genetics. What's the point of caring about that shit if you can't change it?

>>39110529
>ronaldo doesnt have an attractive face

sure neckbeard

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>>39110563
I'm a faggot and he doesn't really, your standards are shit.
He's considered attractive just for his body.

>>39110588
>I'm a faggot and

And nothing. Your opinion is irrelevant. Why do faggots always think they can speak for women?

>>39110596
I never mentioned anything about women retardo.

>>39110604
The subject was whether a MAN was SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE. As a man you're not qualified to speak up. Get it now?

>>39105858
>autism, the post

>>39110470
He's kind of attractive but looks like a sleaze

>>39110588
This

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>>39110620
kek you're triggered af, ronaldo's face is still not attractive.

>>39105609
I, too, am training for /greek sculpture/ mode.

>>39110734
I don't think his face is attractive either. But I'm a man so it doesn't matter. Just accept that you're never going to get female privilege no matter how many cocks you suck. You'll never be seen as precious and worthy of protection. You're stuck with the rest of us and noone cares about your attractions.

Even that body takes effort and hard work to achieve and not in a year or two....

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>>39110762
Everything that is mainstream attractive right now has been filtered through the Entertainment and Fashion industries which faggots run.


>implying i don't enjoy male social privileges while not having to deal with womyn
Get cucked, straight boi.

>>39105692
HE SAID IMPLYING DO YOU NOT KNOW THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SAYING AND IMPLYING THATS WHY WE USE THAT FUCKING TERM YOU SHITSTAIN PIECE OF COCKEAT ASSBUG FAGGOT NIGGER JEW KEK FUCKING FAGGOT ASS CANDY ASS ROODY POO SENPAI DESU FUCKING CUNT I HATE YOU SO MUCH JUST JUMP OFF A CLIFF ONTO A GIANT DILDO YOU FUCKING FUCK LEARN ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT YOU NOSTRIL HAIRED FUCKING PIECE OF CUM DRIP FUCK

>>39110789
Good observation but your genes are still on a one way trip to oblivion. You will leave nothing behind except some dudes who regret fucking you because you gave them gay cancer.

What is power or "privilege" worth if you spend your whole life suffering and ultimately accomplish nothing?

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>>39110812
>implying i can't get a surrogate if i want to leave my superior genes behind

Don't be so bitter about fags anon; we care little about heterosexuals, while you seem to care all too much about us. :3

>>39105504
>2% battery left

Mirin your shitpost and leave tactics OP.

>>39105713
I play football you colosal faggot, commit familicied then hang yourself

>>39105713
Shieet son be more insecure

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>>39105504
>implying i want a vagina near me

>>39105504
You forgot
>incredibly handsome
>rich
>famous
>talented

>>39105504
not shitting on his body, but does anyone else think Ronaldo's torso is a really weird, unaesthetic shape?

>>39111115
This

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>>39111115
>completely hairless

Why do people do this?

>>39105504

>just be ronaldo

>>39111844

Homosexual men love it, so they post on reddit and fit advising men to shave their chest hair

I have nothing against homosexual guys but like... fuck off please?

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>>39111892
>Homosexual men love it

No, we don't.

>>39111844
Some people just have shitty hairs, better shave it.

>>39105556
>implying he is natty

>>39111892
>what is a bear

please fucking kys

>>39110557
Becaus who else are you gonna make strangers insecure on an anonymous message board?

>>39111879
oh man

it was this easy along

i thouht i wasn't getting girls because i was trying to be someone else

i just have to be ronaldo

>>39111844
because i can't grow hair lol

what women want, a non authistic view:

>a faggot that will buy shit for them ocasionally
>that doesn't look a complete ball of grease without a shirt
>that can threaten other males if needed (they will never admit it)
>a voice that is not cringy
>that we act all the time like the lovechild of ryan gosling in drive and mark wahlberg in pain & gain it sounds retarded and it is but that's what women want.
>enough money so they feel safe having a shitty carreer with no impact on society.
>taller than her.

that's what the average american woman wants in a male and will never admit, looks, race, social background can all be factors that matter but no so much, if you met these criteria you can get a gf and a wife. both of wich are overrated.

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>>39111915
They should just trim then, completely shaved legs look weird af.

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>>39111892
Kill yourself. You clearly don't know what homos like.

>>39105504
>whats fame and money

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>>39111956
It looks bad on almost everyone if you're not breddy big.
Trimming is fine too but guys like >>39111115 can afford the completely smooth look imo.

>>39111115
i want to become this mode so badly, how come girls not like this?

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>>39112006
Dunno, that picture might look bad due to all the smoothing as well.
I'm probably too biased and have associated being hairless with twinks.

>>39111955
so autistic you couldnt even spell your own disease

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>>39112053
That's the risk and that's why it only works on very good-looking bodies with obvious masculine features.

gays need to go

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>>39105858
Chap, you can have all of this but if you can't even talk to girls properly without talking about your favourite anime or you call of duty kill streak like an turbo autist you're going to get no pussy.

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>>39112107
>heteroplebs on my /fit/

You got the wrong door, buddy.

>>39105858
You're legitimately autistic, anon

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>>39112128
Women are kinda bullshit to deal with but at least I'm not gay.

>>39112128

have gay sex must be fucking awful. like every time you want to fuck you need to know two days in advance so you can eat just salad and not get shit all over each other's dicks.

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>>39112287
Not really, if you eat enough fibers and didn't get drunk the day before it shouldn't be messy.
Also anal isn't systematic, cuddles + frotting can be really hot.

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>>39111938
u make a solid point

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>>39112287
There's some prepping involved, but not 2 days, more like a few hours in advance.

Btw, newsflash, actual sex can be messy.
Having fish juice on your cock mustn't be that pleasant, either.


>>39112343
I prefer blowjobs and rimming to frotting tbqh senpai.

>>39105504
You act like that is easy to obtain
He looks better than 99% of cbt bodies

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>>39105504
>implying this guy doesn't lift

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>>39112359
Both are fine but there's nothing better than feeling a strong, sweaty body against yours.

>>39112351
where do you find these tard versions of frogposts?

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>>39112343
That guy's body is yum, but his voice makes me cringe.

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>>39112416
Ask a finn.

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>>39112427
Didn't recognised him.
Yeah, he really sounds like a hairdresser.

>>39105504
I'd prefer to go konstantin konstantinovs mode

>>39105609

Same here. I wanna look like Vamp from Metal Gear Solid.

>>39112407
OP said do a split so... we knows he lifts

>>39106082
>dat delusion
not even close to ronaldo.

>>39105556
>professionale athlete
>natty
pick 1

>>39112489
Sorry, I can't read because I'm a faggot and I suck cocks to pay the bills

>>39105713
Because it's fun and it's a way of getting out of the house.

>>39105858
You're definitely a homo. Zero doubt about it.

The truth is that the main thing girls look for is confidence. Confidence equals to a lot of other sub traits. I possess several of those traits outlined in your autistic post. But I have friends that don't and yet get laid more.

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>>39112761
>"le just have confidence bro! :D" maymay.

Sure bud.

>>39112128
Homos are literally pleb tier

>Dick is exponentially easier to get than pussy
>Men are way easier to deal with than women
>Homos use these excuses for why they prefer men but all they're really saying is that they always take the easy route and can't challenge themselves.

>>39112407
>implying that's not photoshopped

>>39112343
this is my ass twin. except my quads are smaller and my angus is a bit bigger :/

>>39105504
>implying i don't lift for thicc boipucci

>>39111115
Lifting for girls is gay as fuck, only men can appreciate a good physique.

>>39112034

they like it but don't know how to satisfy a man like that

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>>39112896
Why would we bother challenging ourselves for something as subpar as womyn?

Why is /fit/ like the reverse of a Cosmopolitan magazine?
>What guys really want!
>9 tips to drive your man wild!
>How to get the perfect man!
Jesus Christ every time I see some silly women's magazine at the grocery store I think "Who actually cares about this stuff?" Well, apparently /fit/ does.

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>>39112896
>can't challenge themselves
For what, girls? What's the point?
Sounds like masochism desu.

Also there are a lot of ugly and hungry guys but getting a good-looking guy (and keeping him) isn't what I would call easy.

>>39105556
>>this is what girls want

>Why are you all trying so hard ?

because I dont lift for girls?
I lift to get bigger, so my gay friends will be mirin

>>inb4 "implying i lift for girls"
op cant inb4, retard

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>>39113099
Considering the fact our dating pool is ~20x smaller than heteros', getting and keeping a good looking boyfriend is a lot fucking harder than getting a 6/10 sloot that these cucks whine about on here every fucking day.

>>39106082
Routine?

>>39105504
>training obliques in order to ruin your golden ratio. he dun goofed

>>39105713
i just enjoy it. If lifting had zero benefits, I would still do it

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>>39105858
>call of pussy

>>39111907
spoiler alert, faggot. different gays like different things. dont you dare speak for an entire community like that again.

>>39110752
Those sculptures had paint on in Ancient Greece.

>>39116614
Get pozzed faggot, i'll do whatever i want.

>>39105713

BECAUSE I WANT TO MOVE MORE FUCKING WEIGHT EVERYDAY

>>39105504
A geared up obvious homosexual with more work done then mid 90's pamela anderson?

He's a rich famous athlete and not horribly out of shape and ugly, that is what attracts women.

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>>39105558
>Enlighten me. I want to know how deep this rabbit hole goes.

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>>39112761

>>39105783

Getting away with doping as a top-level footballer is almost impossible.

>>39117851

Sure thing buddy.

The risks are minimal as they are clued in on what testing is taking place and when.

Meanwhile, they have every incentive possible to use everything they can get away with.

Looking like that guy at his height is possible for a natty if he doesn't do hours upon hours of cardio a week.

You do the math.

>>39117851
u fucking autist
he is paid to play at the highest level in the world with the best at his disposal, he can get away with anything

>>39111844
>>39111115
Only correct answer

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ronaldo can bench at least 285, the fuck is this bait thread

>>39105504
That's a great physique though. He's literally a world class athlete you fucktard.

>>39119498
hell no. probably 225 at the most

>>39112416
google "apustaja" friend

>>39105504
>literally what everyone here is already doing

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>>39105713

Everytime I squat I imagine taking this humongous fat shit on your sluut of a mom

>>39105504
Different girls actually want different things.