How's your body dysmorphia coming along? This is a test.

>>39095384
How do I make facial gains like this?

>>39095384
his body is awfully disproportional to the size of his head there

>>39095384
skinnyfat dyel feggit desu

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>>39095384
where is his benis?

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>tfw short torso

>shitty tattoos
>no bulge
>skinnyfat
>good looking face
>millionaire
OH GEE I WONDER WHY HE IS SO DESIRABLE

>>39095384
Completely serious stream of conciousness when I saw this:
>no abs
>no pecs
>barely any arms or shoulders
>low bf%, looks like he does a lot of cardio
>oh god his face
>it's so sharp
>and symmetrical
>and his scruff is perfect
>I wish I had that face
>waste that his face is on that body it should be on mine
>receding hairline though
>decent shoulder-to-waste ratio, has potential if he started lifting

>>39095426
This post reeks of jealousy and insecurity

That is NOT what skinnyfat looks like. He's healthy and in really good shape

could use more pecs, other than that, not bad at all

for all you >no bulge posters it's either photoshopped out or held down as to not offend mothers and feminists

>>39095464
what makes you think he's in really good shape? not trolling i want a legitimate answer

>>39095491
the male anatomy offends them?

>>39095495
Maybe the fact that he was a professional athlete for most of his life might have something to do with it

>>39095519
Most football players are skinnyfat though. Same as most people who just run a lot look like this. I'd hardly call them athletes.

>>39095517
welcome to 2016

>>39095556
So what?
Aesthetics != athleticism

>>39095384
even professional lighting, makeup and airbrushing can't make his body look good because he doesn't have much muscle mass and he's not especially lean. He's desirable because of social reasons, because of his status as a celebrated ex-pro athlete, because he's worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and because he has an attractive face and dresses well. The veiled implication that because he's a desirable male means that his body in and of itself is exceptionally desirable doesn't pass muster.

>>39095556
He's 40 and probably has a healthy bmi. Along with the fact he says he still "Does cardio" I'd say he's in pretty decent shape. OP also grabbed a terrible photo of him to make a point.

>>39095384
lol why's his bellybutton so high up?

>>39095384
His belly button is way too high

underdeveloped shoulders
no vascularity
no definition in abs or chest,
bad posture, needs to pull shoulders down and back
slight anterior pelvic tilt
terrible forearms
weak core/lats

>>39095384
Needs to lift some weights for once and face is a 7/10 at best.

His money and prestige are much more desirous to women then his body, don't get it twisted.

>>39095672
>face
>7/10

Aight you legit have some real body dysmorphia. Dude is skinny as faurk but his face is easily 11/10. Massively redeeming feature desu

>>39095699
8 at best lol.

>>39095384
He has a really nice, symmetrical face with well kept facial hair and a good haircut. Throw him in a suit and nothing else matters. He's really good looking.

Just remember at least you don't have his voice.

Unless you do in which case I'm sorry.

>>39095717
Either you're pretending not to be gay or you're a shitskin nonwhite with no appreciation for aesthetics.

>>39095699
If he has an 11/10 face, I am a solid 8-9.

>>39095384
>Well groomed
>Handsome face (it's not like a 'wow wtf' john hamm tier face)
>not fat
>rich
>famous

Perhaps social status is more important than correctly sculpted bulges (which he's lacking everywhere)

>>39095672

if you think his face is a 7, then your face must be a fucking 2 man. Beckham is one of the most wanted men in the world.

Small chest and arms looks like a DYEL.

Is this how normal people look? Has /fit/ really fucked me up that badly?

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THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THE MIND

>>39095384
Awful tats

>>39095760
Post your ideal 10/10 male face

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>>39095775
I mean, I don't think I'm a 2. Never thought I had that great of a face, but if he is an 11/10, then I am doing better than I thought.

Quite literally just took this picture when chilling on the couch.

>>39095831
You are closer to a 2, then he is a 7. David Beckham is most definitely within the 8-10 range. You're head shape is eggplant like, your skin isn't prestine, your hairline is receding, your cheek bones are sunken, and your general facial lines express old, but not sophisticated, age.

I think he looks a bit too thin

Wow, how old is he in that pic? Looks like he could be 40-45, but that's too old to play sports.

>>39095866
An eggplant... Didn't think I was looking too great after a day out drinking, but ouch.

Well, have fun being gay for David Beckham.

>>39095866
LOL being this mad and insecure. Dude looks normal. Post your face then faggot.

>>39095384

Scrawny faggot who I am bigger then but I still see myself as an ant among gods.

>>39095671

>needs to pull shoulders down and back

I seriously hope no one fucking does this. Thats how you walk around like a chicken.

The que to have good posture is chest forward and up. Shoulders should just naturally hang.

>>39095831
great chin and mouth

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>>39095886
He's 41 but his prime body didn't look that different

This is what millions of bitches got wet for

>>39095980
not pictured: $$$$$$$$$$$$$

>>39095384
Congratulations, OP. This is one of the most demotivating threads I've ever seen on /fit/. I still plan on getting up and exercising Monday morning but man, this is..um...really somethin.

>>39095996
What makes him more famous than every other footballer? It certainly wasn't his personality and while he was a great player he was never the most important

He is famous for his looks

>>39096041
English media loves to overhype their NT, and he was depicted as the guy who would win them the euros/WC.
He's like a poor man's Ronaldo from the late 90s early 00s but without the skill or titles

>>39095384
he looks 'enhanced'
just check how his stomach blends with his arm

not that they particularly did a good job, because it looks wack

>>39095384
He's not desirable because of the way his body looks you fucking retard. He'a hot because he was an elite athlete with great fashion and 10/10 face. Girls like him in spite of his body not because of it

>>39096090
Before the Argentina game he was pretty disliked on the national team

>>39095384
FACE, HEIGHT, FRAME

>>39095384

His millions of dollars.

>>39095384
>fuck his tattoos are ugly
>bet i could take him in a fight
>nice face though, be a shame to punch it in
>shit he's got no triceps. definately cant punch properly

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>>39095996
>>39095980

I had two girlfriends that jizzed at his dyel body saying he's ripped just looking like this. It's disgusting. I also remember one time a fuccboi got a comment for his muscles from some girls "yeah I'm curling 15lbs now you think its sexy"

8/10 twink - would cum in his ass

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>>39097078
>>39095866
>>39095775
>>39095760
chico is the only 10/10 to grace planet earth

gods most beloved creation

>>39095384
Isn't it bizarre that his ribs kinda poke out past his pecs?

>>39095831

You look fine just tired, very tired.

The only thing I notice wrong is your ears. They are fucking way to low.

>>39095384

What the fuck his belly button being in the middle of his stomach

How does your naming scheme on David Beckham pix works for you go above 1k jpgs?
>>{David-Beckham-Young.jpg}

>>39098032
You should also notice the perspective the picture is taken from. I'd bet they're actually at a pretty good height.

I prefer low ears anyway, mine are way too high. I look like a fucking elf or something.

>>39095831
face to close to shitty camera distorting your face a bit, take a pic from a distance

>>39095384
Why does he have Hebrew tattooed on him, is he a Jew?

>>39095384
A very large wallet

>>39095866
super insecure post if i've ever seen one

>>39095556

>football players
>I'd hardly call them athletes

What?

>>39095556
Are you actually fucking retarded?

>>39097651
I heard a girl call justin beiber ripped
I had an internal sperg out

>>39098889
>>39098944
Kicking a ball and running a little. Same thing 10 year olds do during recess.

So professional golfists and bowlers are also accomplished atheletes I suppose, by you standards.

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It sucks. I've been lifting for 7 months and look like shit. The more I improve make me realize just how much farther I have to go.

Lifts for reps.
BP 1.75 plates
OHP 50kg
SQUAT 2plate
DL 3plate

>>39095395
I had facial gains like that and actually look a bit like him. Think we both look horribly ugly :(

>>39100046
I'd rather look like you than him broseph

>>39097078
you are genuinely delusional

When will you get it?

F A C E
A
C
E

>>39100205
no he's not

>>39099974
Is baseball a sport then?

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>>39099974
>kicking a ball and running a little

Have you ever played football half-seriosly?
Not sure if delusion or bait.

The shittiest player of the shittiest euro league would outrun, outjump and most likely outdo you in any bodyweight exercise.

He needs a bigger chest

>>39099974
KYS

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>>39095395
What the actual fuck is going on with his bellybutton? It's so high up wtf.

Also he's barely got any muscle.
Pic related is minimum before you're considered non-dyel.

>>39095384
>This image is of one of the most desirable men in the world.

Not to me.

>What do you think when you see it?

Someone that just doesn't eat, then got tattoos over all the "showing off" muscles to hide the fact that he has none.even his visible legs are tiny, so I doubt he even does cardio.

>>39095384
How do they keep his penis from poking out or making him look like he doesn't have one?

>>39095384
>implying his body is what's sexiest to women and not his face, extreme fame and being a fashion trend setter

>>39100277
>implying they can do muscle-ups
tip top senpai

Most people at my gym have a better body than this guy. And I go to a college gym so we're all DYELs benching lmao1plate.

>>39095384
He needs to eat more, he seems malnourish

>>39101305
That is what running after a ball all day every day all your life looks like, if he didn't eat a lot he would have no muscle at all

>>39095384
No chest
No arms
No schoulders

Small as fuck

How did I do?

>>39100277
Football players are lazy as fuck.
They run 10 km a match max in 90 minutes.

Most football players rely on their talent instead of training the best they could.

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>20% bodyfat
>only repping 405 on the bench
>almost 18 inch arms pumped at 5'10
>barely 18s
>5'10
nevergonnamakeit.jpg

>>39095384
>used to anorexic in early teens
>got bullied for being literal twick at 80lbs 5'7
>put on medication
>more than double my weight in a matter of two years
>lose most of it after getting over my teenage depression
>stuck with both a fatties and an anorexic mindset
what the fuck should I do I can't bulk nor cut as I always think of myself as too fat and too smol at the same time

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I'd rather look like de Rossi

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>>39095384
That is a new photo, remember he's in his 40's now.
Pic related is him when he was young.

>>39100046
thin waist, puffy bitch tit pecks, no abs
solid arms tho
just cut and shave brosef you'll look great. you have too much fat on top of your muscle.

>>39101411
nvr gonna be white

>>39095384
Wheres his neck?

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So you're telling me that, as long as I keep low bodyfat, I can still be objectively attractive with a muscle-mass I could easily maintain well into my 50's if I take care of myself?

Sounds like a sweet deal to me. Why would his body bother you guys so much?

>>39095384
only more proof that all you need is face height and frame

and abs. but lets be honest you can't -not- have abs if you play football for a living

>>39100046
that feel when my lifts are similar but I look nothing like you (much much worse)

What's you height, mate?
:(

>>39100046
I had more your bench, more than your squat, a 65kg OHP for 5 reps and I looked way more DYEL than you. How is this possible?

>>39095384
His face, fame and money are the only outstanding things about this man.

Remove these things and his body is nothing but average. Tell a room full of dyels to take their shirts off and the ones that arnt fat as fuck are going to look exactly like this. Also take into mind that this already average appearing body is a professionally taken photo and 99% likely edited in some way big or small.

Shoop a 6/10 face on this body, remove the tattoos and this guy will look like Fred from accounting.

Becks will forever be based

however he wasn't ever considered an elite athlete even his prime, he was all technique with good work rate and stamina

>>39095384
great tattoo artwork
cool undies and likely extremely expensive
the head looks like it was planted there

also, since I developed chest, whenever I saw chestlet normies they look like fucking kids / ayy lmaos

>>39095831
are you disgusted?

>>39100046
more forearm work m8