>When your mom brings you home two bags of protein powder

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>when mum pinches your biceps and says you are getting bigger

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>when your mum is the only one supporting your diet cooking healthy food and she pays the gym, when people call you fat on a bulk and she says that you are gaining muscle

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>when your mum let's you still take a sip from the tittie

>>39087048
>>39087053
>>39087106

when your mum emotionally abuses you until you develop anxiety issues

<3 <3 family first

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>>39087106
>on bulk
>mom says I'm getting too fat

>on cut
>she says I'm thin as a stick

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>when your mum resents you and you've been on your own all your life

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When mummy says you're getting too big and to you don't need to get any bigger

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>when mum still let you sleep in her lap or breats
>when mum still treats you as a babyboy even if you are 25

>>39087048
>White kids be like...

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>>39087048
>When mum is soaking wet and you slide all the way in with the first thrust

>>39087213
My mom says this every time she sees me.

>when your mom threatened to kill you and your brother when you were 5 because she may had breat cancer and didn't want that you grew up without a mom
>tfw that same woman didn't give a hug in 25 years

>>39087048
>when your mom isn't this fit
damnit

>>39087241
>not loving your mom
What the fuck is wrong with negroes

>>39088366
>>39087241

>What the fuck is wrong with negroes

Isn't it common among African-Americans to severely beat, or "whoop", their children in order to discipline them?

>>39087106
Based mum.

>>39088339
>when you were 10 your mom had a nervous break down and said she wished she made the choice to give you up for adoption when she had the chance while screaming and throwing shit at you

wew lad #parenting

>>39087152
>Emotional abuse

Suck it up faggot. My father beat me unconscious constantly and I don't complain about it when literally no one cares

>>39088433
It is, it's a horrible trend that is becoming less common with the current generation.
I won't let my kids go through that pain. I'll just take their shit away if they need to be disciplined.

>tfw ur mum is a 8/10 cardio bunny milf and u want to bung her

>>39089104
Same happened to my older brother. It has put strain on their relationship as my brother reached adulthood

>>39088366
Because some people's mom's are massive bitches, like
>>39087152
>>39087196
>>39088339

>>39089124
The best revenge is completely removing them from any facet of your life. My father hasn't seen more than glimpses of me since I was 16, and won't ever get to talk to me again.

>>39089104
You just did, faggot.
Why don't you punch your dad into the hospital, though?

>>39089142
Does your father regret what he did?

>>39089152
Fuck me if I know. Like I said, haven't been in his presence for more than a passing at a shop for years.

>>39089151
Intentional irony :)

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>when your dad is a violent alcoholic and you wish he dies

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>When your mom cuts out of your life at 15 but forges your name on 26k in CC debt, medical responsibilities for a little brother you never met with fetal alcohol syndrom, and next of kin, then shows up comotose in a hospital 20 years later and you have to choose to give the ok to pull the plug and handle her estate so you can fight the CC companies with the DA of Consumer Affairs because your credit score went from 794 to 380 while remodeling a house.

>when your step mother's family bails because you told you ended up blowing the lid off a secret that you didnt know was a secret and her whole family hasn't reached out in 5 years even though they raised you.

My dad is fucking amazing tho. Thank god.

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>tfw mom says my arms are getting huge

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>when mom and dad pretend like you don't exist

>>39089280
What was the secret?
We're anonymous we won't tell.

>>39089104
>Suck it up faggot.
That shit doesn't help, idiot

>>39087048
>When mum points out less 'ideal' physiques and says "isn't that a nice body"

I know she thinks I may have body dysmorphia. Good on you mum but too late, bitch. Merlin for lyf.

>>39089841
That op was a faggot

>>39089851
it does, unless you are a little whiny cunt

>>39089841
My little brother gave me a bunch of resume's to take to my clients in nyc cause he was out of college for a few years and wanted to work in a bigger city.

One of his friends who was giving me a car (rental) the day I was leaving to go to nyc told me he never graduated. He just walked

My parents tend to keep stuff like that from me for god knows why so I called my him, and my mom who didnt answer. My dad did and I flipped out screaming at him that he was comfortable threatening everything I worked for with this (I am a highschool drop out). Annnnnd turned out that he didnt know.

He got my brother a 50k car for a grad gift.

Havent spoke with any except pops since.

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>tfw my mommy supports my acquisition of gains even though she herself is a hambeast

>>39088433
i love my mom and im black. granted she never beat me

>>39090112
Who's mother ISN'T fat here?

My god, seems impossible to find women 40+ who aren't fat.

>tfw love my parents but always feel like I'm a disappointment

>>39089891
>lol emoshuns r nt real

>>39087053
That is so cute lol

This thread is yet another proof why Hitler should've won. Yes, the hitler youth and family in general was supposed to raise soldiers.
Still most of the misery in this thread like

>>39089280
>>39089198
>>39089098
>>39088339
>>39087196

Would not have happened.

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>>39087048
>When your mum tells you how strong you are when you open a jar for her

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>when she cooks the tendies just right

>>39090211
Women are evil, it's their nature. It would have happened anyway.

>>39090155
My mom just turned 40 and (I wouldn't know) but everybody tells me she is hot as fuck
People think she's my sister sometimes

>>39090094
What a bunch of cunts, good riddance I guess.

>>39090291
pics?

>>39090345
Can't agree more. I am really happy, just 0/2 for moms. My step family started to degrade when I startes to put perform my step siblings. They all had me earmarked for a basement dweller.

When I wouldn't give my siblings open access to my opportunities it just got worse.

>>39087241
Umad shitskin?

>>39090155
my mom is nearly 70 and has never weighted more than 145 at 5.8

G E N E T I C S
gentials.

>>39090267
This is true. Us superior men are all pure, every single one of us. Throughout history not a single impure man has existed, while not a single kind and gentle woman has existed. I'm a virgin entirely by choice.

r9k is leaking, do not trust momcest posts

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>when mommy gives an extra serving

>>39090155
seriously it seems like all women eventually get that mombod

>>39090633
>When I wouldn't give my siblings open access to my opportunities it just got worse.
Good for you man.

>>39090211
if hitler would have won you'd be shoveling shit in labor camp

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How do you spot crazy women who will make crazy mothers like depicted ITT.

>>39090771
>T. Woman

shoo shoo

>>39087152
This desu senpai

>>39090155
Mine. She's gotten a bit of a belly these past few years because she had her thyroid removed and is on synthroid, but she's never been heavy at all

>>39091521
Well if she's a shit person now, odds are she will be a shit mother too.
However pregnancy can change a woman, either as a wake up call or she descends further in psychosis.

>>39091521
See how they train/don't train their pets

>>39089104
I care about you anon

Not the
>Dykebro is the only one who remembered my birthday and brought a lapdance and a dimebag

>>39089280
>Giving a 26k debt on a 15 year old kid.

sure boy, poor you, such terrible life

>>39093285
Very good post

>>39091112
>being older than mommy

>>39087152

post example

if you don't then you are just complaining

seriously, emotional abuse from mom is nothing compared with psychological abuse from a dad

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>>39091521
>if they've dated a black guy
>if they're a single mother
>if they wear hoop earrings
>if they have a t-mobile or boost mobile cellphone contract
>if they wore DC shoes any time in their life
>if they wore starter jackets
>if their last name ends in 'i' (brandi, jacki, hayli, tammi, etc.)
>if they listen to Future, Migos or Young Thug
>if they use Plenty of Fish
>if they drive a dodge neon
>if they were/are a Juggalo
>if they drink off-brand soda

>>39090155
mine is 60, looks good as hell but she works out every day (light cardio for 30 min before work or after) and checks her diet, real fucking inspiration

>>39087241
Get over it, negro.

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>tell mum im bulking
>oh anon you'll always be skinny lol :)

>>39093617
this is accurate

this
>>39087106
and this
>>39087152
I have a love / hate relationship with my mother.

>>39090155
Mine is 50 and has never been even "chubby". Also not anorexic. Just healthy.

>>39089280
>15 years old
>stuck with $26k in credit card debt

Yeah no. Why lie about something that retarded?

>>39089198
Mine did die I kind of miss him :/ it's a weird feel.

>>39087048
>>>39089280
Uh...she cut out when I was 15. Cosigned my name...so nothing happens if she doesnt pay. She died 20 YEARS later which is when the debt hit me.

>>39093804
In America, people have the right to repudiate contracts they enter into as a minor, infinitely moreso if their signature was forged. What third-world shithole do you live in?

>Lost my virginity to Asian masseuse today
>Couldn't get hard the entire time the most I got was a 80% chub
>Was kinda buzzing because I pounded 4 beers right before
>She gave up trying to get me to cum after 40 mins so I started jacking off until I got hard
>Got myself close to cumming and had her Finnish me off
>I could tell she was not enjoying it.
>Said my dick was big tho

>>39093917
their training styles are completely different

powerlifters use minimal ROM and focus more on actually getting their numbers up instead of fully training the muscle

bodybuilders try to full on train a muscle for maximum size, and the 'big lifts' that they have are a side effect of progressive overload

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anon...

>>39087048
>>>39093804
The year she cut out of my life and the year she cosigned my name to CC apps was not (nor implied) as the same

>>39093930
happy first time!

Don't worry, it'll get better, more pationate and intimate when you find the one.

>>39093617
what does being a nignog has to do with xanax?

>>39093981
is that a serious question

>>39093930
>Couldn't get hard the entire time the most I got was a 80% chub

Quit porn.

>Was kinda buzzing because I pounded 4 beers right before

And never drink more than one beer.

>>39087048
See
>>>>39093804
>The year she cut out of my life and the year she cosigned my name to CC apps was not (nor implied) as the same

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>When the day of your inevitable suicide is soon approaching and you lay in bed at night, thinking how it will affect your mum's life and social connections

>>39093617
Surprisingly accurate

>>39094222
Realistically it will be a huge relief for her anon. Release her from her burden, from the guilt of producing you.

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>tfw mummy doesnt want me doing benchpresses anymore because some dumbass celebrity dropped a barbell on his face

>>39087128

>tfww my mom did this to me when I was in middle school probably

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>>39087241
>nigger doesn't love his mom

Why am I not surprised.

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>when mom buys you your own bench press
>says you can't use it when you're on your own
>lift weight at night anyways

Moms can be the kindest yet dumbest kinds of people sometimes.

>>39089104
damn anon that's fucked up. My dad hit me like twice in my childhood and I still hate him for it, I can't imagine what you feel

>>39087048
>tfw your mom always supports you and gives you solid advice no matter how much you fuck up
>moved back home twice due to depression
>she still tells me she's proud of me and shit, giving me hugs and whatnot
Anyone else feel like they don't deserve the affection they get? I'm a fuckup.

Also feel bad that I don't give a lot of affection back, feels weird to be all mushy-gushy with one's mom

>>39094765
What the fuck, I got beat fairly often and it was just one of those things, a smack sorts you out (White btw)

>>39093930

hahaha i did the same shit for my first time and also had a semi-hard

i fapped like 5 times and drink some beers the day before because i was afraid of cumming too fast, got sex in the morning and couldn't get hard kek

>>39094815
it wasn't really a smack when I was misbehaving, it was him taking his frustration out on his kids. Happened to my little brother too, fucking cunt hit him even though he hadn't done shit.

>>39090155
I have an aunt who is fit at 45.

We're the only ones in the family who go to the gym.

>>39093930
what country anon? my city has 4 thai massage studios that all provide 'extra' services, but never dared to go to one.

are the women old? I have a huge milf fetish desu

>>39087106
>when your mom keeps calling you fat and says there are men who don't need to bulk to look huge
>points out skinny twig people as examples

normie standards are so low.

>>39090211
Hail victory

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>>39087152
Fuck of Boogie

>>39087152
>emotionally abuses
get some skin on ya son

>>39093405
Thanks brother. Haven't talked to him in 8 years, I'm doing fantastic now. Definitely fucked me up for a while though.

>>39094765
Now I barely even think about him besides just disdain but growing up getting beat constantly I used to think of ways to kill him when going to sleep. My childhood was shit but now I've got extremely strong convictions as an adult.

>in her youth mom was a 5'2 110lbs 7ish/10 cardio bunny
>I've always been fat, and she's always been torn between feeding the beast and telling her young child to please eat less and move more
>I turn 16 and realize that I would be most likely have a boyfriend if I wasn't fat
>mom has aged a little, is now 145lbs
>we spent the last two and a half years getting fit together, I'm almost at my goals, I look so much like my mother did, she couldn't be more proud, and I couldn't love my body more.

Feels good man

>>39090155
See>>39094932
My mommy isn't fat :D

>>39094222
don't listen to,
>>39094301
anon.

You can rise.

>>39094932
Post tits

>>39094927
how did you let it not get to you? I had a kinda crappy childhood and have long periods of reoccuring depressions.

>>39094969
>tits
a-anon I...

>>39094969
I'm an A cup, nothing much to see lol.

My mom bought me a bag of protein at costco and brought it over. I'm 35.

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>>39087048

>when dad tells you you are ruining your body in the gym

what. the. fuck. is. going. on. in this thread?>>39095013
>>39087048

>>39094973
I honestly don't know. I guess I just keep positive. I was super depressed for a period in highschool, with no lows since then. I joined the guard, have my college paid for though it. That definitely helped my mental state. Seeing how much of a piece of shit with no job and just straight decrepitness makes it feel like karma got him back. He lost 3 toes to diabetes, got his jaw wired shut for 6 months shortly after he got out of jail from getting in a fight with some random, and just is laughably pathetic so I guess just seeing how much better my life is helps.

Sorry for the blogpost

>>39095015
>having a dad

>>39091112
Being that TRUMP

>>39091521
High partner counts can be of great concern.

>mfw I daily argue with my mom about retarded shit because she has aggression problems but I am a tryhard 'murrican and stand my ground to make her even angrier
Feels good when she wishes I would die or says stuff like "wish I beat you more when you were younger"
Makes me feel stronger
Like, I am getting paid for everything What happened in my childhood and I see my whole family getting weaker and me stronger haha
Feels good to leave everything behind and start a good life

>>39089104
>suck it up
Collosal faggot, just like your dad

>>39089151
Absolutely this
Only a pussy gets beaten by someone
Shit, I would surely shoot my family if they attacked me, thanks god my father never beat me or else I would have surely broke his nose, since it's just your father and not your mother
More or less a random dude after all

>>39093804
Call your lawyer

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>>39095015
dude i try to brag to my dad about my new PR and he always says how im hurting my body with heavy weight.
fuck you dad!!! y cant u just be proud of me ;.;

>when mom is a diagnosed bipolar borderline egocentric alcoholic drug abuser
>whenever she's drunk she becomes ultra violent and doesn't listen to reasoning, it's either i let her abuse me or I beat her till she's unconscious (bitch is aggressive as fuck and wont stop swinging til she's physically unable to.
I have never beat her but she has been beaten into pulp by many of her boyfriends and yet she always try to start shit with them even tho she knows the outcome
just die already please

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>>39087048
>when your brother lets you have the left over pizza

>>39089198
I know that feel senpai.
I think about slitting his throat in his sleep everyday.

>>39095119
Just choke her a bit
Women like that

>>39095142
>every day
Wew
Why not facing him 1vs1? Do you have something to loose?

>tfw live with parents because loser and in expensive area
>tfw don't talk to my mom much
>tfw I basically cannot talk to my father at all because he is a hypocritical narcissistic asshole and I'm an asshole too and basically any time we talk to each other we just get into fights

I mean I do feel bad that my parents only son (only child) is a complete loser, but at the same time they never really taught me anything at all

>>39087048

>when you blame your own failings on having bad parents
>When you can't accept responsibility for your own failures

I could bring up my childhood, and where I am as an adult, but why would I on a Pakistani Basket weaving image board?

What I will tell you is that every time something in my life wasn't the way I wanted it to be, I accepted responsibility and worked to improve it.

As opposed to wallowing

Oh man, your dad beat you? Literally you're the only one. Keep using it as an excuse for being a neet

>>39095015
>>39095111
He's just trying to keep you from cucking him, retards.

What the fuck this thread got dark

>>39095111

The exact same thing happens to me, he thinks for sure I'm going to snap my spine

>>39095081
>Getting paid for it
How?

Also
>Collosal faggot, just like your dad

Sounds like you inherited your mom's mental disorders.

>>39095151
Basically this
If you had a good childhood, you can have a good adulthood
If you had a bad childhood, you can also have a good adulthood after taking care of your problems

>>39095150
Nature and nurture both come in to play, so most parents being shit really just fucks up everything.

>tfw mummy and nanny always used to say how my cousins or friends are ''built like brick shithouses'' etc.. and I'd get upset
>tfw been lifting nearly 2 years, 96kg at about 18%BF, C&J 115kg and back squat 172kg
>tfw they say I must have self esteem problems and should stop lifting

CANT WIN LADS

>>39095151
i know that feel. when I tell people about what growing up was like they try to show sympathy for me and say how terrible it sounded and that they are sorry it happened but it makes me feel like a whiny bitch

>parents are both well off
>had vacations every year growing up, were able to pay for my college tuition in full on their own so no loans, also left me like 60k stock portfolio when i turned 21
>weren't drug or alcohol users, nothing degenerate like that

>only child so i was already predisposed to be an autist
>parents are basically like forever alone types, lived in same house here for 18 years and they don't even know the neighbors, have never had friends, rarely do anything
>we even stopped celebrating holidays when i was like 13
>parents never taught me even the simplest tasks like driving, shaving, nothing
>father would tell me to "find some friends to do it with" when i would ask him to do bonding activities
>father is extremely hypocritical and selfish with a short fuse, most of my life has known him yelling and screaming about everything
>only see small extended family at thanksgiving for a few days a year, barely even know them

Feels bad man. Hell I even just had a cousin my age who lived in our area and even went to school with me die of a drug overdose and I met her once in my damn life

>>39095168
>getting paid for
I guess accepting my fate, getting buff, fighting back, becoming stronger

>mental disorders
Oh boohoo, sorry for not being a normie pussy like you cunt would like to have
Telling people to suck it up means you think you are better than them only because you had a worse childhood
Instead of giving them hope by advising to get good and giving them fate, you tell them to be a beta fag and to not do anything against it and "be okay with it"
Absolutely disgusting. Would you also tell everyone it's okay to get raped because your dad raped you?
Or would you suggest them to get a gun?

I mean I am standing here now and my father didn't best me. But I could for sure say that I would fuck him up if he ever Dared to punch me.
Already fucked up my Moms neck a bit in self defense and I don't feel guilty at all.
Yes, sad that she has the injury now, but not guilt at all.

I just don't have as much empathy as some other people, that's about it

>>39095239

I'm the anon you're replying to.

No one gives a shit about your past. That should include you.

I'm not reading your green text because I just don't care, but the best way to get back at an abuser is *to make the best of your life and to live the rest of it happy and successful*.

No one cares about your problems. Most people have their own problems.

Remember, if your dad beat you and you want to talk about it for sympathy, the guy you're talking to could have been beaten *daily* by his dad

Or he could've been abused as a kid. Whatever.

But regardless, he'll be thinking *what a fucking asshole*

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>>39093542
>tfw psychologically abused by father from early age
>view on reality is permanently warped
>specifically was raised to hate my mom
>so was sister
>sister snapped after realizing there's a disconnect between her reality and the truth
>still hated mom
>took me eighteen years to figure out what's happening to us
>dad pins sister on me
>literally tried to kill me
>have to live with the fact that I won't talk to my father again or my sister until she apologizes for what she's done
>have to live with all the horrible shit I've said to my mom
>permanent fucked up worldview
I would gladly take physical abuse over this shit.

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>>39095259

>>39093617
>hoop earrings

shiett das my girl gone mayne

>>39095298
Maybe killing your dad would at least make one thing better
>Your mom would see you are sorry
>Or you would have gotten rid of someone who ruined your life

Win win situation

Ahh, just get stronger, look forward and you will surely find a good solution!
Just smack your dad hard no matter what
And your sister

>>39095055
>girl has high partner count
>hurr shes a fucking slut sleeping around, no committment whore, etc

>guy on fit talks about how he's "just having fun" and sleeping with so many hot girls
>perfectly fine

lel

>>39095302
Feeling the same about me desu
But it's okay

>>39095336
>>>girl has high partner count
>>hurr shes a fucking slut sleeping around, no committment whore, etc
yes?

>>39095081
>I would surely
Wouldst thou?

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>>39087106
>tfw cutting
>mom keeps baking
>brings home a batch of cupcakes that she made for a sale her group was doing
>now I have to eat them to keep her from feeling bad
Love is the ultimate gainskiller.

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>>39087048
>when you been dirty bulking and want to kill yourself when you look in the mirror
>but people still say wow you look like you been hitting the gym
>what is this feel, just let me hate myself

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>>39095353
Yeah
I remember that my dad looked somewhat concerned and maybe sad when I implied that I would kill him in a self defense situation

And I still don't get it
Does he expects me to do nothing or what?
Nah, my father is a bad person, maybe a better father than the avarage of this thread, but just a human like you and me after all.
Everyone gets what they deserve, no matter of the relationship

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>>39095329
Yeah after shit hit the fan real bad I just moved away. I'm just hopeful I'll be able to recover.

Pic related, who I don't want to be.

>>39095392
You will recover
All this wasn't your fault per se
Looking back will only make you weaker, just try to be ok with what you did and try to forgive yourself.

>>39095336


>girl has high partner count
>hurr shes a fucking slut sleeping around, no committment whore, etc

She is more likely to cheat, more likely to divorce, less likely to be satisfied by any one partner regardless of how good that partner is. (IE, my bf is perfect, best sex of my life, but I want to sleep with a White guy and he is black or vice versa- you get it)

She produces less Oxycontin when she fucks. This is what bonds women to children. This is why used good sluts make such bad mothers.

The reason there are so many used good sluts is used good sluts make terrible mothers, terible mothers raise daughters that slut it around.

Vicious cycle.

>>guy on fit talks about how he's "just having fun" and sleeping with so many hot girls
>perfectly fine

Well I'm not going to get married to a guy so IDFC desu senpai.

Also, even if you're a POS that doesn't mean you want to date a POS.

I'm a controlling asshole, that doesn't mean I want to date a controlling asshole

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>>39095422
>produces less OxyContin

>all these pussies whose dads beat them and they didn't fight back and/or kill them

When you decided to get /fit/ and go from 215 to 185 at 5'9" and she says you look sickly even though you're still chubby

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>when mom takes your cumzees
feels good man

>>39087106
> she pays the gym

Fucking loser

>>39089104
Based anon

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>when your mom tells you sex before marriage is a sin so you develop a fear of women and release yourself sexually through constant masturbation until your dick can feel no more then when you finally snap out of it in your early twenties you have an inability to enjoy sex with women because you are so goddamned used to jerking off
Th-thanks mom

>>39090194
I cant wait for trump to externinate """men""" like you

>>39090194
t. Nu-male

>>39095336
A key that can open any lock is a bitchin' key; a lock that can be opened by any key is a shit lock.

>>39090194
Have you ever been in a real fight ever in your life

Sometimes you actually have to compartmentalize your fucking emotions instead of letting them spill over every 3 seconds. This is why you get cucked by chad.

>>39093617
>if they have a t-mobile or boost mobile cellphone contract
Not Clapistanian, what's bad about these two?

>When your mother congratulates you on your progress and gives you nutrition advice because she lost 40kg when she was 20
>when your dad spots you on the bench press and helps you track your progress

My parents are awesome.

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>tfw I am carbon copy of my dad
>tfw he was a shithead all my life
>tfw he was always drunk and was the most depressing motherfucker you could ever meet
>tfw I used to look up to him after my parents divorced
>tfw he fucked my mom up beyond repair, her having trust issues and insanity
>tfw she would always lash out at me because of my mannerisms and looks being like dads
>he passed away 4 months ago
>tfw my mom suiddenly acts like he never did anything wrong and she never did anything wrong
>tfw I have so many issues when women are involved
>tfw seething depression never actually led to anything and was just a useless waste of time that I learned nothing from

I am using his poor fucking excuse of a life as a message for me to better myself, and not be the fuckhead he was. I am using my mom as a cautionary tale for health in general. I am through with the toxic relationships of my family. I am done.
>filename

>>39095150
same thing here buddy. it sort of sucks.

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>>39096829
iktf

>>39095281
You're a retard. Your post is actually worthless
I'm thinking man, what a tard

>>39087053

>hey anon you got bigger
>what do you mean mom?
>I don't know, you've been like II and now you're more like V (shown with her hands)

>ok granny, I gotta go
>Be safe out there *slaps me on shoulder* ooh you got fatter here
No need to inform granny that it's hard to store fat in rotator cuffs area, she describes anyone not being skinny as "fattie" and it's with 100% positive intentions.

>>39096769
I'm in college anon

>>39098496
My statement stands

>>39087235
>when mum still let you sleep in her lap
this is the best feeling.

>mom dad and sister all raging and violent drug abusers
>stop a total of 8 suicide attempts between them all
>dad pointed gun at me while drunk and said I'm lucky to even live.
>mom is dying due to alcohol related illness but won't tell me
>all of them have served jail time at some point for drugs or violent crime

I could go on forever. I'm not speaking to my dad and only pretending to care about my mom because she has a million dollar life insurance policy in my name when she croaks. I wish I had a real family desu that cared and had fun instead of psychopaths. I had to drop out college for 2 and a half years to take care of them (big mistake) before I just said fuck it and now I have nothing.

>>39095336
>what is microchimerism: The post

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>when your mum buys you unactivated almonds and you have to activate them yourself

FUCKING BITCH I HATE HER RRRRREEEEEEEEEEE

>>39096910
Has equating humans to locks and keys ever gotten you laid? There's a reason you're still a virgin, you know.

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>>39098708
>I wish I had a real family desu that cared and had fun instead of psychopaths.

I know that feeling. Just a big mess of manipulation, harassment and all that crap. For what? More difficult to resist or understand when it's psycholical abuse. I am deaf, 40 years old, life moves slower when one are disabled. :) I think that she drugged the food for 8 years ago, so I couldn't get out on a short shopping trip. When I tried to confront her, she just rejected, manipulated and all that crap. That made me so angry that I screamed at her with my full voice, I felt really fucked up. She got scared, and I loved that sight, finally I did something good for myself. After 30 year of abuse I stopped visiting them. Later I understood how toxic it was, all the time since I was a baby, but I thought that it was "normal". The freedom I feels awesome, finally I think that i can live my life on my own terms, I am trying to enjoy my life!

"suck it up and move on" is a good advice, harsh but effective.

>>39095030

> My childhood was shit but now I've got extremely strong convictions as an adult.
> I guess I just keep positive.

>Sorry for the blogpost

hello anon, thanks for sharing. I wrote also something myself, but it cannot be compared to your experience. The most imporant thing is to turn life around to living on own terms. Feeling happiness is a beautiful gift I amost forgot. I have a lot of education and are trying to come in worklife, I wanna realize my dreams! When I look back, I feel proud of my own accomplisment, it's not much, but it's something I did! Do not give up. :)

>>39089122
I. Fucking. Wish.

>>39089157
Sprung AF

>>39090243
Omg i wish my mom was hot.
Id manipulate her into being a whore

>>39095081
Mr Bismuth?

>>39094222
I believe in you anon. Tell her how you feel and fix your life. Plenty of time to be dead afterwards

>>39095372
>mom brings fuel to power the workouts
>son complains
Just eat it, cunt. You can give up that dinner instead and drink whey for protons

>>39087128
>>39094445
not from titty directly but I drank it from pump when my sister was little. It had sweet taste.

>>39095336
according to statistics that's true though
when the bride is a virgin the divorces rate is way lower than when she had one or more partners

>>39094301
lol, no. He would ruin the rest of her life
>>39094222
sometimes I think about suicide but I know I would never be able to hurt my mom like that. Oh well, just 70 or more years of missery yet. What is that compared to the age of Universe. Also maybe I'll drag myself out of depression somday.

>>39094671
Wait till you get stuck with over 100kg on your chest for the first time. Happened to me twice. Wasn't pretty. Can't even imagine what I would do with 130 or more, lol. probably die :(

>>39100438
Can't you just push up one side and let the other hit the floor?

>>39099454
Yeah, bitch is asking to get fucked when this happens

Someone's gotta teacher her a lesson

>>39095302
always kek at this meme crew

>>39100484
nope, if the collars are on, there's no way
try it
I rescued myself with roll of shame, but it was really uncomfortable and pretty hard with 100.

>>39100694
though I didn't want to ruin the floor, so maybe I could have somehow roll on my side. I'll never know.

>>39100484
god tier answer

>>39095372
>have to eat it to keep her from feeling bad

what a shitty parent. glad my mother isn't a cunt

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>>39087048
>when mummy lurks and reports your shitposting

>mother was always loud and hit me during childhood, yet I never felt real aggression from her
>dad a loser that used to have a high paying salary in a position he obtained purely on street smarts
>company goes bankrupt, dad hasnt had a job since (uni dropout)
>dad always had the need to be the alpha male in the house, to compensate for his lack of control on every other aspect of his life
>during teenage years i realize dad is an asshole that sets arbitrary boundaries only to affirm his domination over me
>he would blow up at random times over small trivial things, punishments included physical violence as a kid and up to 14 or so, then shit like taking away my router or locking me out of the house etc

anyways i hit 18, moved out to college and because of some circumstances i have a small income that allows me to live without asking them for any money

>fast forward today, 23 yrs old
>relationship with dad in the past 5 years has been as platonic as it comes, have to feign interest out of pity
>he makes attempts to patch things up, but his past treatment of me plus the fact that he's a normie moron prevent us from ever connecting
>he keeps doing the same shit he did to me to my mother
>on a fit he threw a few months ago, he broke up with my mother and left
>tfw extremely happy i wont have to see his stupid face when i visit my mum and sister
>tfw sister is sad cause "muh dad muh family"

i always envied people that had fathers they could look up to. the best thing he did for me was to make me want to be a good father to my future children.

>>39095336
Not our fault women see having been with a lot of partners as a positive in men.
Men obviously want the person that might be the one raising his kids to be trustworthy.

It's all natural anyway, conquerors and the conquered etc, modern society desperately tries to change this for some reason, but biology doesn't lie.

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>when your mum "finds" your protein powder and creatine, throws it all in the bin and yells at you for having it

>>39101733
she doesn't want her son looking like pepperoni pizza
you should thank her

>>39100914
sorry to hear that anon.
My dad had an abusive father who's remarkably similar to yours, and, because of it, my dad is loving and supportive as can be. You're gonna be a great dad

>>39089104

>My life was worse! I win!

>>39087152

when your mum brings you to the doc to question him about your abnormally "small" penis when you're 14y old

Thanks mom <3 <3

>>39090155
My mums a professional pole dancer :/

>>39098583
not everybody is a fucing first worlder anon