Alright famalams here's the deal. My extremely rich crazy

You have to pose naked for a family sculpture?

Fucking white people

>>39086329
>My grandfather wants to make full body statues (probably marble or bronze) of the whole family before he passes
why

>klokov mode in 3-4 years from a skinnyfat
sure if you roid like a motherfucker and work hard as fuck

>SS until I hit 2/3/4/5
kekkeroni you really do not understand anything about lifting at all

>>39086329
Lol just have the statue maker build yours looking shredded..

>>39086329
>Can I look like a genetically gifted olympic athlete in 3-4 years?
No, but you can definitely look very good in that time

Just ask the sculpters to give you a 6 pack brah

>>39086340
>not wanting to have a bronze sculpture of yourself naked
lel niggers

>>39086341
He's a classics/history fanatic. Speaks fluent latin and ancient greek and is especially obssed with aesthetics. Made money in business and retired early to enjoy these things.

>>39086347
Well SS is good for muscle building I thought? I know progression slows down after noob gains (like 6 months?) but I assumed progression still occurred.

>>39086349
It's just my goal. I want to make my family proud, especially since I'm kind of the black sheep.

>>39086402
Lift for 1 year natty, then hop on test/dbol for 2 years, then tren up right before he makes it
Do SS, then do smolov with oly work
Dont fuck this up, its not every day you get to be bronzed.
Shit, I would love to have a statue of me.

>>39086340
Who said anything about being naked

>>39086329
how do white betas deal with having that disgusting pinkish tone to their skin

literal fucking piglets

>>39086421
How hard is it to acquire these roids

>>39086421
I think I will attempt to do it natty. I don't want to cheat him and I'm not even sure if he cares that I'm building my body for this. He's very down to earth.

>>39086436
how do black betas deal with having that disgusting poo tone to their skin?

also 19 btw

>>39086451
ask your moms boyfriend

>>39086462
my mom's bf is white though

>>39086421
i agree with the natty but you should cycle and do all of the research so you don't end up with gyno or something i would suggest clean bulk during a cycle then maintain then cut on a cycle in the weeks before you get a statue done do a recomp with test/tren/mast and if done correctly you will look godly if done incorrectly you will end up with serious health issues

also before you do that final cycle try to have experience with all of those compounds

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>>39086464
>someone besides his father fucks his mother

It is pretty weird but what's with all the angry shitskins itt?

>>39086464
she must be an ugly cunt

>>39086469
yeah my parents divorced when i was a kid. it's pretty common. i think half of all marriages end in it

>>39086464
>his mom is a typical western whore who can't hold a marriage down


kek whites

>>39086470
Europe has just started their day

>>39086471
what makes you say that?

>>39086477
just as many black marriages end in divorce as white marriages you moron lol

>>39086474
It's only half if you're poor iirc

>>39086474
Yet blacks made fun of for not having a father.


Tfw my dad in my life but he a shit hole

>>39086485
she has a beta boyfriend, had a cuckold husband, and produced a manlet son who has both those traits.

not seeing her being very attractive

>>39086489
>makes comment about westerners
>you think he's black

This is is Al'Dunecooni waking up early in Germany to praise Allah and cash his benefits check

>>39086505
all of those things are projections though

you sure seem mad just cause i made fun of the fact your skin has the same shade as poop (which it literally does)

>>39086508
and fuck your wife

lol, pinkshits .. how can they even compete?

>>39086437
You need internet access and a mailbox
>>39086446
you wont get klokov natty
Expect zyzz at most
>>39086465
you obv cycle, I meant cycle for 1 year in 10 wk on 10 wk off segments. Nobody is retarded enough to permablast.
Scratch that, football exists

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>>39086519
>zyzz natty
holy fuck that also quit good

>>39086519
>zyzz at most

still top 0.1%

>>39086516
i'm 6'2 and have light skin and eyes

your mom's a whore and your dads a cuck

who really lost here?

>>39086539
>>39086529

you could get his body mass, not his insertions

>>39086518
>implying you've ever even held a girls hand

I also don't have a wife or girlfriend, but I did date / deflower a muslim girl when I was in high school. You're right about one thing, western women are dogshit comparatively.

>>39086544
still you for getting mad on the internet and taking a 4chan discussion seriously

>>39086553
i have fucked over 10 women, my man

yet you're over here bragging about "deflowering" (lol beta as fuck) an ugly muslim girl

>>39086446
Well if he doesn't care just have him order one where youre huge like Klokov and just work toward it natural.

Also what did your grandfather do?

>>39086563
>replies all butthurt to my original post about pinkshits
>says i'm angry
lel, eat shit pinklet

>>39086582
all i did was change white to black to show how idiotic your original comment was

you seem quite angry still.also it's a bit strange you brag by referring to yourself as 'light skinned' yet you deride whites. you seem to wish you were white :)

>>39086591
ok cuck

>>39086605
ok nigger ;)

>>39086591
He's just a fucking skittle

>>39086329
Keep at SS, remember to throw in accessories like chins/pullups and arm shit like curls and tricep pulldowns at the end of each workout. Also, try doing some HIIT conditioning on the same day as a workout or during the two day recovery to help keep bf low.

>>39086340
dude thats badass. better than gangbanging and drug dealing or whatever you niggers do these days

>>39086591
>>39086605
Go back on fucking minecraft and never come back, this was the shittiest argument I've ever seen on the Internet

>>39087858
kill yourself faggot

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>>39086329
If you're posing for a statue, why not just go statue mode?

>>39086402
>It's just my goal. I want to make my family proud, especially since I'm kind of the black sheep.
what a toxic family minset

no wonder people become fucked up

>>39086329
>I'll do a beginner program until I hit an advanced milestone
Kek, good luck

>>39086340
Someday you'll understand when your people finally evolve to the point where they're able to record history

>>39088155
>I want to improve my life
Yeah that is sooo fucked up bro

>>39086329
In all honesty you might want to hit up a real coach to perfect your technique. And not just some Golds Gym personal trainer faggot working for pennies, because they don't give a shit. Find yourself an OLY weightlifting class and get coached. Having proper technique will help you grow very quickly.

Since you only have 2 years or so you might want to seriously consider getting on juice in your second year.

If you're going for aesthetics, starting strength may not be the best thing. Is recommended training for hypertrophy which means your reps are in the 12+ range

>>39086329
If you do everything right and train hard. And don't fuck up you can actually achieve ~75% of your genetic limit in the first year of lifting. If you do the cut right, you will lose some but still look great by normie Standards. So 2-3 yrs is enough to build a great body if you don't start as a fucking fat ass or if you are old and low test.

>>39088175
dont distort my sentence, kid

>>39088218
>you can actually achieve ~75% of your genetic limit in the first year of lifting
happened to nobody

>>39086446
You won't look anywhere near Klokov without roids regardless of how well you train and eat. You won't come close. Not trying to shit on your parade, but if you're not going to do whatever it takes for your goal then it's better to keep the goals somewhat attainable. Shoot for looking like a fuccboi like Zyzz.

>>39090006

This anon is right.

Not only is Klokov a Slav but he has premiumest of Slav genes.

He's also been lifting heavy since he was 13. His body matured and went through puberty with a far stronger foundation than the rest of us. Since going through puberty while lifting heavy, his baseline of strength is probably more than yours or mine would be if we trained for the rest of our adult lives.

I'd say 5x5 for a year or so, maybe a year of some advanced heavy lifting and then switch to a bodybuilding program that focuses on hypertrophy

cardio twice a weak and eat big to get big cmon

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>>39086340
>Fucking white people