> tfw just got banned from my college gym I dont have the

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>>39081040

No you cant. If you however progress to harder variations of those when you can do 10 reps you will.

>>39081045
Hello new friend

>>39081040
tell us the story fgt

>>39081045
its not even a big deal, the retarded gym manager is just an idiot who overreacted a ton

what I did wasn't even against gym rules, he just wants to ban me to be a dick I think

basically all I did was just collect some hot girls sweat from the stationary bikes after a spinning class

I went in when the class was over and wiped a couple seats down with a towel to collect sweat with to smell later when I got home

apparently some girl saw and reported and they found me on cameras, the whole situation is super fucked up because what I did id not even against gym rules, I think im gonna talk to the athletic director and see if he can get me unbanned

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>>39081100
>it's an "OP asked a stupid question so he could spawn pasta with his lies" thread

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>>39081100
Pls be real

>>39081060
There's nothing new about requesting a story

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>>39081100

>>39081100
i know this is pasta but just say you have ocd for cleaning

>>39081100
This is all factual, my dad works at Nintendo and he told me.