>good morning anon! >I made you a low carb high-protein

>>39065521
I'd fuck her right in the pussy, if you know what i mean.

nice thread

>>39065521
throw the gains goblin out then get my cat to make me another snack

et gans gob yum yum

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>>39065533
>oh no anon you can't just leave it in me like that
>open up!
fuck what has this website done to my mind

>>39065533

Like sex, right?

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>gosh anon you don't have to lift heavy weights to make me love you
>I want the real you

eehhehhe et the gobber

I'd grab that pussy

>>39065615
Ding Ding! We've got ourselves a winner!!

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That's not a goblin

>>39065629

Nice.

>>39065623
No please don't ruin my life koufuku-sama

>>39065521
tfw no anime gf

>>39067365
one day, anon, one day

>>39065575
there's nothing gay about it if it's your own cum

i'd make her eat the eggs

Sitting here binge watching rezero, on episode 12 and i can see the wheels coming off this train, does this train derail or somehow stay on track?

Daily reminder to vote for the Donald
He will make anime real

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>you're waifu will never feel your muscles after a workout

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>>39067988
you don't know that

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>>39068011
>tfw my grandchildren won't even be there for me to awkwardly walk in on because we'll all be digitised

>>39065533
what do u mean

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>good morning anon!
GOOD FUCKING MORNING

>>39065521
Dumb anime poster

>>39068136
OPs picture is confirmed trap.

Piana is ready for the sucking

>>39065549
underrated kek

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>>39065521
>GF made me 3 chicken breasts with garlic, onions, green pepper, spinach, black beans, and rice
>her cat even stole a piece of chicken off my plate

Feels good man, had half for dinner half for lunch the next day.

>>39068226
w-what's it like having a gf that cares?

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>>39065685
>Come on anon, one beer won't hurt.

>>39065521
Call Mr. Paws a goblin again and I swear I'm gonna throw you trough the fucking window.

And where the FUCK are my oats you two dimensioned bitch

>>39065623
But the real me wants to lift heavy things

>>39069122
>ywn get drunk with suika
why even live

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>will never get a qt3.14 jap gf because im not white

>>39069780
what are you?

>>39069783
fucked

>over 6 years go from shutin to job having "social" person
>now that i'm financially secure steadily withdrawing as i get older.

Bought my first daki last week, i am 31. feels gooooooooood.

>>39069801
no seriously

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>>39069801
I can relate

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>>39069750
>you will never have her cheer you on as you attempt a new pr.

>>39069863
>>39069122
can't wait for vr bros, I'm fucking pumped.

suika is also my guilty sin

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>>39069809
a nig nog.

>>39069921
how niggy? I'm a quarter nig with a fob chinese gf at uni. her face isn't super cute but she got dem thighs.

also I'm rich and dress like it, that probably helps.

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>>39069907
She is perfection

>>39069921
not tar baby but not light skinned either, somewhere in the middle.

Glad to hear your success, gives me hope.

>>39069943
I'm one of the disgusting asian mud races and I get Chinese gfs mostly

Never Jap tho