Fitness cringe thread. Things that make you ashamed to be associated

Other people talking to me about how they used to have killer lifts but quit lifting

Actually, anyone who comes up to me and starts to talk about fitness. Unless you want to hit the gym with me I don't care..... change the subject

>>39065034
The "I go to the gym, not parties" meme is catered to the most supremely autistic segment of people who have ever touched a weight

>>39065034
I swear people that start talking about specific lifts in a group of people where only 1-2 out of 10 know what they are talking about are no worse than people that do the same with League of Legends.
Yeah man, i get you, youre all into lifting, but don't you think you could talk about somebody everybody in the group can understand?
Half the girls think you're autistic now

All the "hardcore" and "extreme" marketing from places like gnc. All it does is perpetuate the meathead stereotype.

>>39065111
>CARING WHAT GIRLS THINK
>implying women aren't actually secretly appreciative of a guy who talks about lifting sometimes.

If you always talk about shit that everyone is familiar with.... No one learns anything

>>39065034
>Pain in the morning

I´m sure that is a good sign.

>>39065141
I think he means people that talk about specific lifts in a group where only 1 person might answer and no one else gives a fuck
>"hey bro yesterday I was doing decline skullcrushers and my wrist hurts when I supinate it now, should I reverse grip?

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>>39065034
I'm big enough that everyone knows I lift.

People love to tell me:
1) how great their lifts used to be even though they look like a melted candle now

2) how they have never really been into lifting because they "just get big too fast." They "don't want to get all bulky. You know?"

Everyone has some fucking excuse for why they are fat and lazy.

>>39065163
why do you talk to middle aged men, anon?

All the motivational quotes and hashtags, you are going to the gym not to the fucking war. You just make your routine, go to workout, eat well and rest well there is no need to take a selfie at your first day with #nolimits or something like that written we know is just for the likes. I am getting mad just writing about this.

>>39065175
not middle aged men. always mid-to-late 20s

everyone has an excuse

>>39065034
Honestly before I started going to the gym I thought the whole "gym people are boring retarded holier than thou narcissists" was a meme meant to offend these people with better looking bodies but holy shit, it's true. They're so fucking obnoxious. I try to go in the empty hours when there's mostly just the elderly around cause I can't stop myself from making disgusted faces at people when they say stupid shit around me so I might end up offending someone

It's also why I keep my power level absolutely hidden
And why I don't want a partner who's into fitness

>>39065034
Some people into fitness think this way, which is a damn shame. Not saying that everyone should get shitfa ed every weekend, but going out to bars and house parties is the easiest way to socialize and meet people (especially the latter).

Skipping hanging out with people to lift is why you see so many sad, beta faggots on this board.

>>39065183
That's really sad that you know people that age who's bodies already look like dog shit....I just assumed because middle aged guys use those lines of excuses

>>39065178
>selfie at your first day with #nolimits

Even better when they got that protein shaker in hand to show people that they are serious, followed up by 200 hastags #nolimits #nopainnogain

>>39065141
>implying women aren't actually secretly appreciative of a guy who talks about lifting sometimes.
Youll get better results just joking around you do pilates and yoga for moms for muscles
>If you always talk about shit that everyone is familiar with.... No one learns anything
"Oh man did you see how they nerfed Kogmaw, i don't think he is viable AD, not with Soraka being meta now. That reminds me, i owned so much this game last day, too bad my Shaco was feeding...bla bla bla"
Did you learn something? Or did you just hear some specific random rant about something you can't understand without first getting really deep into it?
>>39065161
Exactly. It aint general usefull info, but lets say specifics of deadlift variation leverages and oly liftint, amoung DYELs

>>39065141
>>implying women aren't actually secretly appreciative of a guy who talks about lifting sometimes


We aren't
Trust

>>39065178
Imagine if people posted hashtags for other mundane things.

#showereveryday4life
#justatebreakfast
#lovewearingsocks

>>39065205
I'm going to do this from now on.

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>>39065034
>the pain in the morning

Confirmed for dyel noob like everyone who makes this shit. The only time I ever bought into the muh iron life was before my first year of lifting.

>>39065205
>#justatebreakfast
I've seen these, when you are in a restaurant and people (generally women) are taking pics of their food, WTF

>>39065085
faggot

>>39065200
You July learn something from non retards.

I do think associate with fuccbois who say 'nerfed'

>>39065085
Kek, I remember that one

>>39065076

>I used to be able to bench that much when I played high school football

Yeah, well high school was 10 years ago and you're fat now

>>39065260
God I hope my first tren cycle doesn't end up like this

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>>39065505

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My fatass acquaintance.
>Constantly complains about getting the shits and postpones workouts and actual work because of that
>eats complete garbage
>when he does go to the gym just fucks around without a real routine
>posts MOTIVATIONAL shit and gym selfies on normiebook
>ignores advice to do SS or the like by saying he's not really ready for it yet
>proceeds to do only bench, crunches and stairmaster
YOU FUCKING LARDBEAST SHITPICKLER, JUST GOOGLE A ROUTINE AND STICK TO IT FOR HALF A YEAR REEEEE

I just want to lose some fat on my belly

>i used to bench 300 but then i hurt my shoulder
>(so i stopped doing any sports whatsoever)

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>that guy at work who always talks about fitness and working out

>>39065609

I know that guy.

I always invite him to go lift with me, but he would rather spend 2 hours walking on his treadmill at home while watching TV

>>39065076
invite them to the gym and smash their ego. you either get a gym bro or don't, either way they get outclassed by you.

>I'm going to bootcamp

It's always fatties that do this.

>>39065513
what happens when you don't eat big

>>39065577

I used to bench 300, but then I got into a coma.

Lifting again now. After 2 years.

>>39065034
>OP's one rep maxes

>>39065775
Details??

>>39065513
>he fell for the kinetic chain meme

>>39066545
I took 6g of Monohydrate Creatine one time.

OPs 1RM

>>39065034
>still having doms

Kek 160lb soaking wet dyel

>>39065513
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrddddd Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

>>39065192
This

>>39065194
This too

>>39065034
Just in general fitness culture I find really dumb.

There's so much more to improving yourself than jerking off to lifting.

The shirts, the hats, youtube channels, and so on.

>>39065194
>Skipping hanging out with people to lift is why you see so many sad, beta faggots on this board.
I don't think the sad, beta faggots actually have anything to skip.

>>39065513
Okay so tell me

Is this what happens when a skinnyfat decides to cut instead of bulk

Or does he have something wrong with his body

>>39067500
its what happens when a Hard Gainer™ doesn't Eat Big To Get Big© and takes HGH instead because "How can you guys eat so much? You must be lying..."

>>39065034
If I wanted to cringe, I'd just ask you for your OHP

>>39067567
delet this

>>39067500
He took some sort of roids without doing any exercise at all

>>39067500
IIRC he took only clen or tren or some kind of cutting agent and didnt workout on purpose

>>39067578
well, what is it then?

>>39065698
I'm that guy but I run while playing minecraft.

>>39065205
People, especially young females, do literally this

>>39066890
NOT
EVEN
ONCE

>>39065194

I'd skip hanging out with people to lift any day.

Have you talked to people lately? Plus I'm married so I got the wife pussy onlock 24/7.

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>Leg day
>Do you even lift?
>gymflow

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>that guy at work who used to be morbidly obese and lost a bunch of weight and won't shut the fuck up about it

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>at work
>fat guy is talking about his attempts to lose weight
>says he's stopped eating junk
>switched to diet soda instead of regular
>girl he is talking to (who is skinny as fuck) tells him diet is worse for weight loss than regular and if he has to drink one, pick regular
>spouts all the old momscience about insulin response etc..
>he believes her because she is skinny
>I'm already too jaded by the pointlessness of trying to discuss diet and fitness with average people, so i stay silent.

>>39067522
He needs SS + GOMAD

>>39068863

This shot is so ducking annoying. He would have lost like 50 Lbs first month just by switching to doet soda if "muh asspppaarrttammmee" soccermomscientist didn't screw it up.

Same with people that make that shotty "HAHHAA THREE BURGERS AND A LARGE DIIIIEEEETTTT COKE LOLOLOL AMIRITE?"

>>39068766
not married but in a serious relationship im fully invested in so i get the whole 'i get pussy 24/7 whenever i want it so why socialize' deal. literally play league of legends at a homies house and sometimes we drink, thats about the height of my social life anymore. before my girl it was drugs and alcohol and partying and sluts like 3 times a week

>>39065085
So much cringe

>>39065205
This is quite literally not even close to the sheer mundanity of hashtags used by 90% of Instagram users

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>>39065260
The complete lack of an Adonis belt is even worse than the "I don't do legs" quads