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/manlet appreciation thread/ FACTS: >Being shorter makes

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/manlet appreciation thread/

FACTS:
>Being shorter makes gains easier
>No one cares about your height irl if you have confidence
>The most POWERFUL man in the world is a manlet
>Life is cheaper because you aren't forced to eat as much to bulk
>Penis size difference is so minimal that shorter guys actually have better dick-body proportions

What are some other great things about being an evolved human?
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>>39052021
you can have a sex change and not look weird as a woman
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>>39052021

found a typo in your post:

>What are some other great things about being A Devolved human?
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>fit in bathtub
>lots of rooms on buses/planes
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>>39052021
>Life is cheaper because you aren't forced to eat as much to bulk
Speak for yourself OP, I can't gain weight even eating a pound a day, BUT OP, I MISS 100 CALORIES AND I'LL LOSE A POUND AN HOUR
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Obama is 6"3

Trump is 6"2
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>>39052021
>The most POWERFUL man in the world is a manlet
Obama is 6'2
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>>39052108
And neither of them are as powerful as Putin even though America is obviously more powerful than Russia
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Manlet Pros
>More visible gains
>Some leaders are manlets
>Planes don't feel like prisons

Tall master race pros
>Higher earnings on average, more likely to be a CEO
>Deemed as more trustworthy
>Stronger
>Women prefer taller men
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>>39052021
Where the fuck does the shorter = easier gains myth come from?

Do people think larger muscles with larger digestive systems don't increase in mass at a faster rate?
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>>39052021
>Putin
>most powerful
topkek
Russia's economy is becoming shittier by every day. 15% Islam and sharia law zones. You should have taken a picture of the leader of China.
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>>39052226
a) The same muscle packed on a smaller frame looks like more
b) Testosterone levels are not affected by height meaning manlets have higher test levels as they have less blood to dissipate the same amount of test in (hence why they are always so angry)

manlet gains are no myth anon
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>>39052049
Too close to home. I'm 6'5, life is a struggle.
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longer life expectancy
can do squats
not look weird dancing
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>>39052112

>Obama
>Most poweful

Haha, no he isn't, he's just black, like you
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>>39052270
>hence why they are always so angry

As 5'10, I kek'd
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>>39052116
That's because they don't live in a 3rd world country. Give me 1000 dollars and send me to Haiti and I'll be a king
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>>39052021
BONUSES TO BEING A MANLET:
>can pass as a kid at amusement parks
>easy career if they re-make the wizard of oz
>no shortage of sex if you are into men
>don't have to risk back injuries doing the limbo
>if a piano falls off a roof it will hit a lanklet first
>can break and ride wild squirrels
>can easily overpower most children
>if lost just shave beard/mustache and cry loudly for help
>get called adorable by short-sighted old ladies (occasionally get given a sweet)

THE LIST IS ENDLESS PEOPLE
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>>39052434

I'm 5'10

>can pass as a kid at amusement parks
Tried that, didn't worked
>easy career if they re-make the wizard of oz
Movie "Wizard of Aus" - no manlets seen
>no shortage of sex if you are into men
#noHomo, also really no shortage, my GF is taller than me
>don't have to risk back injuries doing the limbo
Lie - I can go lower but I still can get them
>if a piano falls off a roof it will hit a lanklet first
pathetic lanklets have no mass, so I will die anyway
>can easily overpower most children
See last answer - pathetic that lanklets can't overpower a children
>if lost just shave beard/mustache and cry loudly for help
See again above, lanklets look mostly like nerds or girls
>get called adorable by short-sighted old ladies (occasionally get given a sweet)
Yeah, everyone who loves their grandma gets called like that
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>>39052237
>Russia's economy
>shit
>when the ruble has been getting stronger by the day ever since OPEC got their shit together a week ago
>when there's been countless renovation projects going on in the streets and the metro stations

Meanwhile the US has an infrastructure rating of D, nigger blowouts every other month, college that's impossible to pay for and shit wages for young people. Who's the third world country again?
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>>39052473
>5'10
>thinks he's in the manlet club

kek, you aren't one of us. You're average height. Probably everything about you is average and boring
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>>39052494
http://www.tradingeconomics.com/russia/gdp

you aren't even in the top 10 economies anymore, you lost over 4 places in a few years

that's what I call shit economy
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>>39052494
>college that's impossible to pay
stipendia

>shit wages for young people
kekked hard, russia and good wages?

I live in Germany, I met a Russian chick a few weeks ago who moved here and lives on welfare because this is way better than working in Russia. She even got a golden medal (great marks in schools) and still doesn't see a future in Russia.

>Who's the third world country again?
Russia
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>>39052270
>(hence why they are always so angry)

so that's it? just a super concentration of test?

it makes perfect sense!
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>>39052473
>lanklets look mostly like nerds or girls
Said the Manlet, looking up stubbornly at the taller men around him. He knew it wasn't true, but he wasn't about to admit that he looked like a twink bitch. The fear that haunted his mind, day in and day out was momentarily overtaken by the anger of others taunting his size yet again. His frustration grew, as his deepest insecurity engorged itself on his paranoia. Little did he know, that nobody actually cared about his height yet somehow he felt inexplicably obligated to defend it at any and every opportunity. His delusional had developed to the point where most conversations he would have to interject midway and create that opportunity for himself, just to hear them agree with him about it not making a difference. If only he would learn that consistently, they were doing this out of sheer friendliness or staggering pity.
As he climbed under his covers that night, he wept onto his pillow; all the while thinking "Why? Why? Why?!" when he should have been thinking "When will I ever learn?"
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>>39052032
fpbp
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>>39052565

>Too much, didnt read

Well so much text, seems like I hit a nerve.

Wanna show me your boipussy?
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>>39052021
>Being shorter makes gains easier

That's a lie, however.
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>>39052592
>manlet in denial of being butthurt
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ill post boipucci if you post your height in pic
>inb4 no pic
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>>39052021
>>The most POWERFUL man in the world is a manlet
The most Rich yes.
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>>39052021
>most powerful man in the world
Why are you posting the president of a shithole?
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>>39052237
Those Muslims aren't immigrants, though. They've been part of Russia since the 1500s.
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>>39052682
still over 40% prefer Sharia law over Russian law

http://www.pewforum.org/files/2013/04/worlds-muslims-religion-politics-society-full-report.pdf

site 15
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>>39052682
So what? They are still disgusting muslims.
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>>39052634
>Height in pic
Here you go and yes, that does count, not my problem if you retard can't describe it correctly
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>>39052021

lower centre of gravity makes you harder to deck and if you get inside a lanklet's reach then you can deliver headbutts, bites and elbows into the exposed ribs with no real counter
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>>39052270

test closes growth plates during puberty

higher test = shorter
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>>39052894
Oh that's a good one. I'm pretty sure there's less chance of manlets dying from being knocked out because their head won't hit the ground at the same velocity as lanklets
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>>39052021
alpha confident manlet reporting at 5'6"
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>Worst case scenario wear XL childrens clothing
>Women and Children rule applies if you're 5'5 or shorter
>Women find you less intimidating
>Friendzone is actually smaller
>Use less resources and more environmentally friendly
>Smaller target in war
>Knee damage kept to a minimum because of ROM

Feels good, I even got velcro shoes
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Being 5'10 makes you a manlet or gets you in that odd spot between not sure if manlet or normal called ''average''?
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>>39053083

Yes. As 5'10 you are either in the manlet camp nor in the lanklet camp

It's hard here
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You can pick things up for your lanklet friends and they can grab high things for their manlet friends. Unity baby. Truth is manlets and lanklets need each other.
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6'1'' manlet here

I wish I was a 6'2'' lanklet :(
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>>39052137
>Higher earnings on average, more likely to be a CEO

but you aren't a CEO

>Deemed as more trustworthy

trustworthy to have kids and be a beta cuck lmao

>Stronger

implying

>Women prefer taller men

why the tfw no gf though?
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>>39052137

>Higher earnings on average

Bull fucking shit. My last dozen jobs all had female management with a female HR staff. They were all shorties too.

Face it the age of men is dead and your height means nothing.
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>>39053408
No manlet's land.
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Guys under 5'8 get weird muscle proportions. Super short manlets can never really have narrow waists, long yet muscular necks, and proportional heads on BB programs. It's silly when they go for a body besides ottermode.
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>>39052965
how?
5'7" and it's a struggle
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>>39055744
Get out /v/
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>>39052226
>>39052270
Don't forget that shorter limbs make it mechanically easier to do all kinds of lifts.
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>>39053408
In northern europe at 5'10 you are a manlet.
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>go outside
>most people are manlets
>most women are womanlets
>life goes on just fine
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>taken from the another thread
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>>39056197
>This is coming from a 5'10 bro, I get called tall pretty often

is he literally chinese lmao
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>>39056399
probably from a 3rd world country
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