>you walk in the gym >this refugee slaps your ass mid

DEPORT

>>39049701
Probably get really mad and yell at her, call her a useless cunt and that she should do things that are so dangerous

I'd bend her over my knee and spank her good

>>39049701
This isn't a refugee despite you naming the file that

She looks Indian

>>39049701
Tell her that I'm in the middle of a set and that she better fuck off now.

>>39049701
NOMBRE

>>39049722
>people can't seek refuge from a place with streets flooded with human feces

riiiight

>>39049704
Yeah, I'm about to deport some refugees of my own to this pic. They're real good swimmers though.

>>39049737
I don't think that is a valid reason for seeking asylum

>>39049701
Finish the rep and then suck her cock

>get all the boys over and gang rape her
eye for an eye right, rapist islams?

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>>39049745

>>39049701
Idk whats arabic for "mommy milky?"

>>39049701
Rape her, it's only fair

>>39049701
she looks repulsive like tit goblin with 20 tons of makeup and hair extensions

>>39049746
idk man poop is p. gross

>>39049701
titty fucker and pearl necklace

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>>39049701
Call the lads around and stone the whore inshallah

Remove my headphone jack from my phone as my favorite nasheed plays, drop the barbell to simulate a gunshot and scream at her, "zak allah mahdeek!"

those tits look bomb as fuck

>>39049701
Grab her by the pussy

>>39049701
im super racist and its my fetish to have a witch cast a spell on me and turn me into this

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She looks like fucking Jafar from Aladin just add tits

>>39049701
Dump the weight as safely as I can then scream at her for behaving so irresponsibly. Report her to the manager most likely.

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>>39049701
NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

>>39049745
>>39049777
Same fag, that shit wasnt funny at all

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slap her back, on the ass real hot, texas style

>>39049701
Who dis

bust a mad nut on those brown teats

>>39049701
> "So, how quickly can we get that dress off?"

>Insha'Allah

Who's this jizz whiz

>>39049737
Pretty sure Pajeets arnt refugees. They actually contribute something to the countries they immigrate to.

>>39049704
fpbp

>>39053388
POO

>>39053407
I'm a chink from Canada.

>>39049701
I'd like to bang her til her booty pops.

>>39049737
You clearly do not understand what the word refugee means

Would probably report her to the receptionist and she owes me once since I tip 17%

>>39049701
Fuck her till she converts

>>39049722
if this is an indian then call me the mah-haraji

this is perfection imo

>>39049808
So where's the negative part

Can you guys stop fucking around and finally point out her fucking name? FUCK

>>39053570
https://twitter.com/nadzabrey

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ABORT ABORT ABORT

>>39052187
could be https://twitter.com/persiannbaddiee

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>>39053602

DEAR GOD

>>39053545
fake tits is not perfection

>>39053469
noun
a person who has been forced to leave their country in order to escape war, persecution, or natural disaster.

I'm sorry, dude, but shit-flooded streets sound like a fucking disaster to me.

>>39053669
The way they sag in her pictures they don't look fake to me.

>>39053687
Sure it's a disaster. But it's not a NATURAL disaster, it's man-made.

>>39049746
Kek, europe has another view on this point.

>>39053733
>pooing isn't natural

Yeah. It's just a lie perpetuated by the liberal jew-run media. Nothing says you HAVE to shit, right?

Get a load of this guy.

(I love you, anon)

>>39053780
>europe is one country

>>39053625
that is gross

>>39054981
I dig it personally

>>39052095
>if I don't think it's funny, no one else possibly could

>>39049701

i tell the person working at the gym that i was sexually assaulted and get her arrested and thrown out of the country ofc

>>39054493
>implying i was implying that Europe is one country

>>39049701
Take her into a tanning room lock the door and punish her with my cock get that cardio in. take a multi-vitamin get back to lifting.

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>>39049701
thrash harder to burzum and uppercut her as I drive out of the bottom of the squat
>DEUS
fucking
>VULT

>>39049701
Colonize her.

>>39049701
I'd culturally appropriate every hole she has, that's what I'd fucking do. God, non white women are the fucking best, I have no idea how someone can disagree. I can't wait to graduate, my plan is as follows:

>live very frugally at home to try to pocket about 75% of my income
>travel as much as possible every year
>travel globally and raw dog and come in as many girls and women as I am able
>leave hundreds of ambiguous raced bastards strewn across the globe
>once I hit 30-35, go into semi retirement where I spend the majority of the year overseas knocking up foreign bitches
>spend the rest of the time at home with friends and family and blacksmithing
>sell blacksmithing and other crafts to supplement my retirement
>once I hit late middle age (50-60) and begin winding down somewhat, I'll find a few of poor, desperate peasant girls to bring back home as my wives
>won't knock these ones up because I don't want to actually raise the kids
>in exchange for this, promise to split my remaining money between them when I die and keep them comfortable while alive

What do you think /fit/, is it just the fantasy of a guy who has read a few too many hentai? Or is this plan somewhat feasible realistically?

Reminds me of this drop dead gorgous and thick lady who I've seen at the grocery store with her 3 kids a few times. She fucking chubby but god damn that face and curves.

oh jesus those other pics

Mid squat? Yeah nah, im letting the weights fall of and possibly kill her.

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>>39055540
it's feasible, but i think you'll probably get bored of it after like the 4th girl.

>>39055767
After 4? I barely would have sampled all the ethnicities on the planet at that point. I want to get at least one girl from every country, preferably more. I feel like this would be the culmination of me succeeding as a human male in spreading my seed.

>>39054370
A natural disaster is something caused by nature, meaning something beyond the control of mankind and would happen no matter what we do. Like an earthquake, tornado, tsunami, flood, or drought. Their streets being covered in shit is a choice that they made. They could also have constructed a functional sewage system, but they decided shitting all over the place was a better idea.

>>39055540
fucking millenials

>>39055540
Or you could continue your genetic line and culture and not act like a nigger

>>39051608
That's pretty fucking hot dude.

>>39056126
You know you like the idea, don't lie. I think knocking up tons of women without having to deal with the kids is every man's secret fantasy. I just have plans to make that reality.

>>39056146
I'm already a monger so even if I gave a fuck about /pol/'s obsession with racial and cultural superiority, nothing of value would be lost. I look white since my slav and black genes are so watered down, which is enough to get me women.

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>>39053388
They contribute to the nice odor during my commute...

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>>39053602
HighTest

>>39055540
>here's my plan guise
>imma travel the world and leave a trail of fatherless asshole kids everywhere
>I'm basically a nigger

I hope one of two things happen to you:

1) you get aids from the first girl you fuck

2) one of you kids, growing up fatherless and rudderless, going a jihad somewhere and through a weird twist of fate suicide bombs somewhere you and your family are visiting back home, blowing you all to pieces.

Your a degenerate faggot.

Have lots of kids by all means, but find a good woman and raise them properly like an actual man instead of acting like a nigger. You're literally the reason for society crumbling.

>>39053418

>I'm a chink from Canada.

Why so redundant? Just say you're from Canada, Xiaong Bao.

>>39056268
>excelling at the purpose of human male life makes you a nigger

The STD is a legitimate concern that I am considering. Most are easily treatable or curable, but HIV and AIDS is still bad even with much better treatment now.

>you're literally the reason for society crumbling

That ship sailed before I was even born m8, and it took a lot more than knocking up some brown peasant chicks to fuck up the world. Might as well fan the flames a bit and enjoy the time you have here.

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>>39049701
looked better as thumbnail

>>39055540
>>live very frugally at home to try to pocket about 75% of my income
and one minor emergency later, all spent

>>travel as much as possible every year
any job you could accuire that would afford you the time off to travel that often won't make you enough money to travel that often

>>travel globally and raw dog and come in as many girls and women as I am able
so like zero women then? that or all fat and ugly because you'd be a broke anime kid trying to talk up hot women in a language you know nothing about

>>leave hundreds of ambiguous raced bastards strewn across the globe
women have birth control too. if they say yes to a stranger fucking them raw, chances they are on the pill. if you do get lucky and have sex and knock some up, they'll probably abort them. if not, then those would likely be abandoned because the women are whores for money and drugs

>>once I hit 30-35, go into semi retirement where I spend the majority of the year overseas knocking up foreign bitches
again, you won't be able to afford it as mentioned above

>>spend the rest of the time at home with friends and family and blacksmithing
smithing equipment is espensive and if you can afford a home, forge, and shop, chances are you didn't save enough for a family

>>sell blacksmithing and other crafts to supplement my retirement
nope. most professional smiths with years of experience and still need supplement their income with jobs. you won't be able to afford this

>>once I hit late middle age (50-60) and begin winding down somewhat, I'll find a few of poor, desperate peasant girls to bring back home as my wives
most women; even desperate peasants, don't like competition. also, you have to contend with immigration, proof of supporting income, etc

>>in exchange for this, promise to split my remaining money between them when I die and keep them comfortable while alive
no you won't. you'll have no money ever

>>39049701
Go to a priest to try and get rid of the gypsy curse the bitch put on me with the hand.

>>39056301
You're a faggot m8.

>>39055315
thats literally what you were doing

>>39049701
I have my concealed carry and she just assaulted me, now I'm in fear for my life. Bad choice, refugee.

>>39056347
Minor emergency like what? I have insurance on everything, including health insurance.

I fully realize that. That's why my plan wouldn't really come into its own until I took an early semi retirement.

White American men are seen as a source of wealth and prestige in every non white country. Even the possibility of me elevating then from their shithole in some way is enough to convince some women. Tbh I'm not above misleading them to pump a load in them.

The others are a mixture of legitimate worries and inane cyinicism. The plan ain't foolproof, which is why I asked for advice, which yiu have helpfully provided. I'll make some heavy revisions to the whole deal, but I think this is doable if I play my cards right.

>>39056425
>wanting to impregnate women is now gay

Wew
Lad

>>39056601
>White American men are seen as a source of wealth and prestige in every non white country.

dream on, sucker

>>39056771
>t. delusional pajeet

>>39049722

Have you ever even seen anyone from the middle east? We look like everyone. We use to joke about how we adopted our cousin from 2 dads in the Congo, and I look like I'm straight out of the palest Ireland.

>>39055540
You are going to die from a sexually transmitted disease.

>>39055540
>travel globally and raw dog and come in as many girls and women as I am able
>leave hundreds of ambiguous raced bastards strewn across the globe
>once I hit 30-35, go into semi retirement where I spend the majority of the year overseas knocking up foreign bitches
>spend the rest of the time at home with friends and family and blacksmithing
>sell blacksmithing and other crafts to supplement my retirement

Colonel Aureliano Buendía?

>>39056601
>Minor emergency like what? I have insurance on everything, including health insurance.
Insurance is all well and good, but there are deductibles, climbing rates, etc. and not just that, insurance costs money. Money you'd have to pay out of pocket for good coverage if employed and it just gets even more expensive when you do it on your own.

Every policy will have some gaps. A fridge can freeze out and break a coil; not covered in most home owners and $500 to repair. Some hoodscum might tag your car; petty vandalism not usually covered in full coverage auto and couple hundo to repaint. Slashed tires; tires wear out so not covered and another couple hundred. It all adds up.

But best of luck in your adventure; my real advise would be don't get caught up in the details.

>>39049792
this

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>>39049701
I'm legit probably the only guy on this faggy website that could pull this girl. Perfect mix of good looks and grooming and having that in-shape look that doesn't scream "I'm socially retarded and insecure so I starve myself and take steroids to stick out"