>Enter gym >"TAKE ME TO CHURCH, ILL WORSHIP AS A DOG

SENZURI ALL NIGHTO ONETWOTHREEFOUR (#)$*&@#JPJI#P)(R()LI#)@PI#OPJ@#$PORPIJ:"PO{IF:PO"S{)_F<DFROIPW$P"RT$#_)%I(PK$PT{O#I$)<VP{_()$T_)PVK#OP$IT{VP(#*)TI$MKT":?OEDPG(*F

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>"AH YA YA YA YA I KEEP ON HOPING WE'LL EAT CAKE BY THE OCEAN"

>>39042166
>WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK

>"AND ITZ SHUTDOWWNNN THATS NOT ME AND ITS SHUTDOWNNN RING RING PUSSY ITS SHUTDOWWNNNN"

I love Skeppy but cmon this song is so overplayed

>THE ONLY GIRL IVE EVER LOVED WAS BORN WITH ROSES IN HER EYES

>WE-EE ARE NEVER EVER EVER... GETTING BACK TOGETHER

>PLAYERS GONNA PLAY PLAY PLAY AND HATERS GONNA HATE HATE HATE

>AINT ABOUT HOW FAST I GET THERE, AINT ABOUT WHATS WAITING ON THE OTHER SIDE! ITS THE CLIMB!!!

>>39043534
Would go to gym

>X GON GIVE IT TO YA

every. God. Damn. Day. At some point. Guaranteed

>Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at? Oh, them niggas acting up?!? Where the wolves at? You better bust that if you go'n pull that

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>WE ALL NEED SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON

>music

The only people who use the speakers at my gym are the faggot high schoolers or the kids fresh out of high school. Everyone else either lifts in silence or uses headphones

Listening to gym music for a month completely made me hate normies "taste" in music

>>39042166
>working out without your headphones
whats wrong with you goys?
why would you listen to shitty music

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>coming home from gym

>HUMP ME. FUCK ME. DADDY BETTER MAKE ME CUM
>from my sisters room
>mfw

>>39043826
more details please

>>39043932
Some guy on /r9k/ used to post daily about hearing his dad fuck his sister every night

>>39043932
Anon here

>hear song
>it wasnt playing that exact part but i know the song by the beat and rhythm
>"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LISTENING TO!"
>song stops instantly
>she runs out and begs me not to tell on her
>decide not to because the potential for blackmale is too fucking high

>>39043534
10/10 gym, jelly

GRRRRRRRRRAAAA

I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA

GIT GIT

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>>39044075
Dude. What.

>HEY I WAS DOING JUST FINE BEFORE I MET YOU

>NO ONE'S NECK IS AS INCREDIBLY THICK AS GASTON'S!

>>39044075
Wait you wot m8

>>39044208
link to song and age and pic of your sister please. her tumblr is fine too

>>39043506
Saw it front row at Leeds, was fucking mental but I do agree with you

>its drum n base what u gona du
>tutututututu

ONE TWO THREE!
MY BABY DON'T MESS AROUND

>walk into gym

WHY'S JAMES CRYIN
>CAUSE HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON
NAH I AIN'T EVEN LYIN
>NO, HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON
YEP, YEP
HE WAS STANDIN IN THE WAY SO I JUMPED UP IN THE AIR AND I DUNKED IT ON HIS FACE

>Enter gym
>let the bodies hit the ding ding ding FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>39044361
Faggot

>>39044219
>>39043581
Home gym masterrace

>>39044357
That's some throw back KrispyK right there

>enter gym
>SHE'LL MAKE YOU TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND GO DANCING IN THE RAIN, SHE'LL MAKE YOU LIVE HER CRAZY LIFE BUT SHE'LL TAKE AWAY YOUR PAIN, LIKE A BULLET TO YOUR BRAIN COME ON! UPSIDE, INSIDE OUT! SHE'S LIVIN LA VIDA LOCA!

who /ipod/ master race here?

>take off your clothes, dont be so shy
>youre alright youre alright

>CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE

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>>39043619

>I, I, I lied, now I'm lying awake
>I, I, I cried until my body ache

>enter gym
>ayy aiee

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

>walk into gym
>WE ARE THE MUSIC MAKERS AND WE ARE THE DREAMERS OF DREAMS

>>39044245

is it just my recent crippling depression or most pop songs these days sad as fuck? Like what ever happened to pop being about doing coke and clubs and Katy Perry's rape fetish?

>DONT YOU GIVE UP NANANA I WONT GIVE UP NANANA LET ME LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU LET ME LOVE YOUUUUUU

Fucking home gyms

>walk into gym
>GIRL THIS IS THRILLER, THRILLER NIGHT
>turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>39044603
you would face the same direction uhmm... wtf?

>>39044654
I'm not sure if there's a third part to this pasta chain

>Pull ova dat ass too fat
>Pull ova dat ass too fat
>Pull ova dat ass too fat
>Pull ova dat ass too fat
>Pull ova dat ass too fat
>Pull ova dat ass too fat
>Pull ova dat ass too fat

>>39044670
Nah he's just an idiot you did well bro

>>39044311
Not that anon but I know the song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FvwmXkjuhJw

>Not bringing you headphones so you can listen to metal while all the normies absorb that Nigger Jew shit.

>>39044208
>blackmale
The intentional for a black male is very high when listening to that kind of music.

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>>39044733
>metal

ITS NOT JUST A PHASE, MOM

>>39044764
> intentional = potential
Sure.

> WE 'RE RIDING DOWN THE BOULEVARD
> WE 'RE RIDING THROUGH THE DARK N-NI-NIGHT
> WITH HALF A TA-

*put headphones on*

> I LEFT ALONE
> MY MIND WAS BLANK
> I NEEDED TIME TO THINK TO THE MEMORIES FROM MY MIND
> WHAT DID I SEE CAN I BELIEVE
> THAT WAS I SAW THAT NIGHT WAS A REAL AND NOT JUST FANTASY

Anon here

>>39044311
No can do

>>39044764
Fucking kek

>walk into gym
>DRAWN IN TO THE BACKDROP HERE

AND THATS A MILLION AND ONE THAT COULDNT HANG WITH THE APPETITE
CAUSE THEY WASNT ACTING RIGHT

>YOUR SISTER SAYS THAT I'M A FREAK
>SHE'S BEEN IGNORING MY CALLS, WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN IN WEEKS
>I COULD SO DRUNK THAT I CAN'T SEE

>I play guitar between sets
>own my own gym
lmao

>>39044357
Do you go to UH gym?

>>39044917
That sounds dope af man. Which gym?

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>>39044837
The feels desu

>>39044527
Oh shit, better oil up

>>39044717
This can't be what she was listening to it's shit

>>39044942
Damn he was beautiful

no homo

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>>39044942
Still mirin'

>>39043534
Kek, gotta add this to my gym playlist.

>Enter gym
>"I KNOW, I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN"

>NAH NAH HONEY I'M GOOD
>I WAS A LOST BOY IN NEVERLAND

>the same shitty 80's pop compilation album on loop

every fucking day

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>>39044480
>Anything whatsoever made by apple
>Master race

>La Maritza c'est ma rivière.
>Comme la Seine est la tienne.
>Mais il n'y a que mon père. >Maintenant qui s'en souvienne. >Quelquefois

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>>39044075
archive/citation needed.

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>>39044774
>not liking metal
Enjoy that bbc in your mouth, cuck

>walk into gym
>*glass breaks*

>>39044670

You post a gif of MJ spinning and moonwalking.

>Walk into gym
>ya know the day destroys the night
Headphones are fantastique

>be horse
>walk into gym
>receptionist asks "why the long cock?"
>tip her

>>39044922
No, but I check those dubs

>Walk into gym
CAN YOU DO THE CHICKENSKIN SWIM
CAN YOU DO THE CHLORINE GARGOYLE
CAN YOU WRIGGLE LIKE AN EEL?

>>39047995
>>39044296
>>39044230
http://4archive.org/board/r9k/thread/25682342

He posts a bunch you can just search
>tfw my dads raping my sister
Or something

>Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine you can dance, you can jive, having time of your life

I have 24 hour fitness and I seriously, honestly think that someone somewhere is trolling hardcore lifters with the shit they play.

at best it's all aimed at the cardio bunnies.

why would top 40 be considered good for a place where you're trying to push yourself to new limits every single time you come in?

>enter gym
>Ihr wollt euren Kampf führen
Den Kampf der jungen Generation
Den Kampf der Zukunft
Ihr wollt euren Kampf führen
Unvergesslich und unzerstörbar
>realise I'm a fvcking neonazi