>HEY BIG GUY, GIMME EVERYTHING YOU GOT ON YOU AND DON'T

>>39027690
>give him keys
>make like pulling for wallet
>pull out my gun
>shoot at him

>>39027690
If he's really that close and extending his arm like that, grab the gun and break his arm.

If he's a reasonable distance away, reach into my pocket and throw the sand in his eyes.

Try something stupid.

>>39027690
never get into this situation by only ever leaving my house to go to the gym

give him everything and dont try anything stupid

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>>39027690

>>39027732
>kills you anyways

Died as you lived, a cuck.

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DID YOU SAY BIG GUY

>>39027747
*grabs you by the throat*
back the fuck off?!?!

If I'm far away enough from cameras and witnesses that I don't think I'd get caught, I'd comply and then shoot them in the back and take my shit back after they tried to leave.

>>39027690
>HEY BIG GUY
f-for you

>>39027718
>sand

more like spaghetti

>>39027690
Heh go ahead and take your best shot... *tigtens muscles which reflects the bullet... Bad move little one.. *stomp the ground which creates a fissure that engulfs him* nottingham personneles ;)

>>39027690
How do i know you aren't a big guy in disguise.

>>39027690
Something stupid

tell him nice mustache.

ask him why is there the word "shutter" all over my glasses all of the sudden

>>39027690
no don't take my power rack and weights. Please. It's all I am anymore.

>>39027690
DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE?

Give him everything as long as he doesn't steal my gains

>>39027690
Tackle him with my superior speed and bash his skull in and soak my hands with his blood.

>>39027871
>inb4 he starts showing up to your gym and distracts you

Pull down my pants and start sucking his dick

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>>39027894
>my pants
>his dick

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Laugh because i have nothing of value.

>>39027690
*activate bullet time* pull out my dual uzis and blaze his ass back to Jerusalem.. Heh

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>>39027690
Throw my pocket proton powder in his face. Then let out a thunderous roar MY GAINS as i lick the powder of his face.

Give him my underpants because I have nothing else on me.

Pause in my thought. Raise my head enough so he can see my eyes below the brim of my fedora. He screams for my wallet again. I tell him to relax as I very slowly reach for my pocket. "Sorry master, I know I promised" I mumble to myself. At the last moment I unsheathe my katana with lightning speed stopping right before his neck. A faint smell enters the air and I look down at his pants. He's wet himself. I flash a grin and tell him to thank me for sparing his life. He does and runs off back to the sewer ;) . I sheathe my katana again and continue on my way to the furry con.

>grab his gun
>shoot my self in the head

The only correct answer for /fit/

>shoot me if you dare
*my highly athletic body allows me to catch the bullet easily*
*snap his neck*
heh.. nothing parasol kid

>>39027690
>tilts head and raises paws
>SCREEEEEECH
>"dafuq"?
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEECH
>lick paws and giggles

>>39027690
back the fuck off???

>>39027690
Your weapon is no match for me as I AM STRONG AND LIFT WEIGHTS... *focus my strength and punch the air which creates a shockwave that obliterates him instantly*
Hehe.. Never parmasan kidman

>Implying I'm not gonna have a gun one day
>Implying I'm not gonna die while I try to pull it out to kill the robber

Does anyone have that image where the guy getting held up tells him to do it, and then offers the contents of his pockets when the robber looks confused as fuck?

>>39027690
It would be extremely painful

>>39027690
Give him my empty wallet
Say "for you"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEzPYwm-QqA

>>39027774
>more like spaghetti

More like newfag

get shot in face muscles.

>gotta confuse the muscles right babe?

Start crying

suck his dick, then while he's distracted call the cops

>>39027690
>Hey big boi, how about i suck ya cawk?

>b-big guy?

>>39027690
Give him his FSOTD

>>39027690
Here is everything I've got. I hope it's enough.

*hands robber the tied off condom I've been cumming into for a couple weeks*

look out there's a sn-

Ask him of he remembers the name of the ghost guy that kidnaps people on Freakazoid, then watch as he is kidnapped.

What was his name again?

>>39029407
OH SHIT! WHAT THE FU-

>>39027690
*se teletransporta atras de el*
Nada personal, chico

>>39027760
You gotta let em leave, scream "fucking niggers". Shoot him when he turns.

Also, remember that people usually dont instantly die when shot. So pray you dont get shot.

>>39027690
Sure. *gives expired bus pass and 2.55$*
That's all I carry on me.

>>39030733
His name was candleja

>>39027690

I GIVE HIM MY BIG HAIRY SWEAT COVERED COCK.

I BEND HIM OVER AND PLUNDER HIS TIGHT PINK BOY PUSSY OVER AND OVER EJACULATING EVER MORE AND MORE SEMEN WHERE HIS WOMB SHOULD BE AND WHEN HES A QUIVERING MESS OF A HUMAN BLINDED BY THE DELICIOUS AFTER GLOW I LEAN IN AND GENTLE WHISPER

No Homo

>give him everything
>go home
>cancel credit/debit cards
>check my phone's location
>take a can of gas
>go to location
>burn the motherfucker to the ground
>leave before I can hear screams or any evidence of human suffering
>get bottle of rum on the way home
>drink it all and forget this ever happened
I've thought about this a lot

>>39027690
>Gun pointed in his face
god i wish that were me

>>39027690
>a-are you the brawn burglers?
>not my gains! anything but those, h-here's my wallet.

>>39027690
bro, do I look like I've got money
here's the 9 bucks from my wallet

>>39029056
basically

>get robbed
>track phone from AT&T
>remove brakes from all cars
>smash open gas lines in the back
>throw molotov in house

Its a good thing it was in a poor mexican neighborhood, I probably cleanses the planet of some stupid subhuman spics.

Once I threw the molly, the backyard sent a flame about 20 feetin the air.

I was already 150 yards away in my car.

I make 48k a year at age 20 so I just bought another phone.

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>>39027690
>toss wallet
>Mozambique to failure

>>39027701

This guy gets it.

>>39027718
>Pocket sand
my nigga

Had this happen 3 times.

One time got a nicely skinned up shin & arm from taking him down.
One time I grabbed his arm, and while pushing him backwards he took a bullet in the leg. Died on the way to the hospital.
Last time he stepped out from around corner of an alley. I pivoted past the closest person (one of my closest friends) and somehow managed to break his elbow and crush his throat.

Spent 24 hours in custody that time before they decided that arresting someone who stopped a mugging in the downtown area would be really bad publicity.

>>39027690
>people in this thread actually would fight back
>mfw I'd just give him my wallet and tell him to shoot me anyway