>walk in to gym >"Shake that boom boom boom boom

My gym played this this morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB6-Nm6jlLI

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>>39027376
>walk in to gym
>"YOU AH MO-AH DEN DIAMOND, MO-AH DEN GOAWD"

>>39027376
Was gonna kill a lanklet for playing this the other day

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>work work work work work work work work work work

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>walk into gym
>"I know I can treeeeat yoooou betttteeerrrr" aka the fedora tipper anthem

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>walk into gym
>smash some hi tech psytrance and look at my juiced up beautiful body in the mirror

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKg9uwwZ0GY

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>walk in to gym
>"Grips on your waist
Front way, back way
You know that I don't play"

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>walk in to gym
>"DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE"

>walk in to gym
>see guy who picked me up 8 years ago

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>>39027405

>Its going down
>IM YELLIN TIMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>>39027376
>walk into gym
>AMERICA'S MOST BLUNTED (BLUNTED)

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>>39027376
>walk into gym
>"DON'T LET ME DON'T LET ME DON'T LET ME DOWN
DON'T LET ME DOWN
(autistic squealing)"
>leave gym
>cancel membership
>stop lifting entirely

>>39027406
I think about that every time I hear that song. So fucking beta or w/e you want to call it. All good he has to say about himself is that he can treat her better, as if that would make her love him

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>walk into gym
>hear Adele

headphones anons

>>39027455
That fucking assclown basically spends the whole time complaining about how he's getting cucked because 'girls don't like nice guys'
Jesus christ, how did this become acceptable in pop culture

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>walk into the gym
>i'm on the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge

>Walk into gym
>NOW YOUR TIME HAS COME
>A STORM OF IRON IN THE SKY
>WAR AND MURDER COME AGAIN
>LUCKY IF YOU DIE

Thank you based gym owner.

>>39027470

Ears get sweaty/wires tangle in equipment

>>39027496
tuck wires into shirt or get wireless

>>39027494
>Your gym will never do this

>>39027496
I have bluetooth headphones. They are not ideal, because they still have a short cable connecting the buds, but it's better than listening to the background music or not listening to anything at all.

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>>39027405

Worg worg worg worg worg worg
Casimmy avvi worg worg worg worg worg worg
Isimmy doomie der der der der der der
Asamma badda whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr
Wayoo wagger inarr inarr inarr inarr inarr inarr
Manicka heffe mare tear tear ta ta ta
Dry me a desserty
Natanta avvi lurky
Awiga way nai la likey
Yanowa dewidgvo danisis
Nabudehtutch me inarighteous
Nabudehtutch me inacrisis
Abu you darling your dreams are d'Erasure
You throw my hard-on, my keys and my fascia
You throw my hard-on, my sleeve and my decoration
You mistaken my lurve abrovfayooo for foundation
Althattawar nevronyew wazagidmy zadina daneverha
Zadina chunare vercee
Zadina chunare verbee
Mmm mmm mmmmmmmmmm baddawake uppernneny ninsron
Jus giriddyfer worg worg worg worg worg worg
Casimmy avvi worg worg worg worg worg worg
Isimmy doomie der der der der der der
Asamma badda whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr
Lnarr narr nrr nrr nrr nrr
Wayoo wagger lnarr lnarr lnrr lnrr lnrr lnrr
Wafudder faywo sarn tarn trrn trrn trrn trrn
Baygoosum thinplee
Baybeedon choolee
Donlyme stockear industrys
(sa harn) Ifagenna nonna chansto
A me homadojapez agenshoo
A jus up thadday guesstyoo ooh
A-up thatchoo seedasthroo
A-up thatchoo seedaschru
Wokanasay
Whos Iraq an eyes amchryun baybear
Iffy wah wah whirr whirr whirr
Issemmy affe whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr
Issimmy gummay der der der der der der
Summay badday varh vah vah vah vah vah
Wayoo wagga Inarr nrr nrr nrr nrr nrr
Manucka haffray marr tear tar tar tar tar
( Drake's part in Eng )
( Rihanna again )
Gimmy adder worg worg worg worg worg worg
Ezemmay affay whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr
Isimmy doomie dare durr der der der der
Isummy budday wahrr wah wah wah wah wah
Wayooaga Inddr Innr nrr nrr nrr nrr
Manicka haffray mare turr turr tear tear tah tah
Mmm mmm mmmmmmmmmm
Mmm mmm mmmmmmmmmm worg worg worg worg worg worg
Mmm mmm mmmmmmmmmm

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>>39027376
He goes to the gym
Not working out at home
My buddy lives in a upstairs studio and bought a cage and 300lb oly. To be fair all his neighbors are sect 8 while he pays cash.

>>39027645
>Got keked

> walk in to gym
> Booom boooom booom boom i want you in myyy roooom

>>39027645
lotta effort for a freeposter

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>walk into gym
>X GON GIVE IT TO YA

>>39027645
>literally Grammy award winning lyrics in america

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>walk into gym
Taylor Swift, ALL THE FUCKING TIME

>Walk into gym
>its empty tonight so I can play what I want
>"If you don't like what we tell you to believe in, we'll kill you"

>wish I could turn back time to the good dope days

FUCKING 21 PILOTS MORE LIKE 21 FAGGOTS HOLY FUCKING SHIT SOMEONE KILL THEM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Walk into the gym
>Expect to hear metal or rap like usual
>Some tween girls are in the gym controlling the music
>Taylor Swift

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>>39027716
>mfw europop comes on

>>39027792
Fucking kek

>>39027757
need more good feels like this in my life

>work at gym
>CALL ON MEEEE, CAAALLL ON MEEE

All day, every day

>>39028187
Eric prydz is good mate.

>>39027376

When they see us they will run for their lives
To the end they will pay for their lies
So long did we wait, now we are home

Here once again there's a battle to fight
Gather together for the sound and the might
So long did we wait now we are home

Now we will fight for the Kingdom fighting with steel
Kill all of them, their blood is our seal
Fight till the last of the enemy is dead
Ride through their blood that we gladly have shed

I now issue the call, are you ready to fight - yeah
Fight all together as one for the right to be free once again
Tonight we will win

I can see by the look that you have in your eyes
You came here for metal, to fight and to die
Defenders of Steel now we are home

Fight for the kingdom bound for glory
Armed with a heart of steel
I swear by the Brothers who stand before me
To no man shall I kneel
Their blood is upon my steel
Blood is upon my steel

Fight for the Kingdom fighting with steel
Kill all of them, their blood is our seal
Fight till the last of the enemy is dead
Ride through their blood that we gladly have shed

I now issue the call, are you ready to fight - yeah
Fight all together as one for the right to be free once again
Tonight we will win

I can see by the look that you have in your eyes
You came here for metal, to fight and to die
Defenders of Steel now we are home

Fight for the kingdom bound for glory
Armed with a heart of steel
I swear by the Brothers who stand before me
To no man shall I kneel
Their blood is upon my steel

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>>39027716
>not liking vengaboys

>>39028192
Yeah could be worse but enough is enough.

>>39027376
>walk into gym
*glass breaks*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gwEzysrU_k

>>39027957

>2016
>Not lifting for TayTay

>>39028287
this.

I-I love you T-Tay Tay

>>Walk into gym
>>W-what are you?
>>Ally to good, nightmare to you!
>>*explosions*
>>What an awesome, awful power!
>>Today at 5, Toonami busts out the heavy artillery
>>I've... never fought someone as powerful as you
>>*more explosions*
>>Put some hair on your chest. Only Toonami
>>I am the Prince of all Saiyans once again!!

TFW the owner of my gym is a weeb and plays old Toonami promos for half an hour straight every weekday afternoon.

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>>39027376
>walk into gym
>"YAMBORGHINI HIGH, LAMBO BY THE CRIB"

>>39027645

literally wat english sounds like to non natives

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>>39027376
walk into gym

>"She be strutting that stuff, that stuff, that stuff"
> "bangerz, bangerz"

>>39027496
>his ears are sweaty, knees weak, squats are heavy
>headphones tangled already just like mom's spaghetti

>>39027376
is there such a thing in this world as a gym without any music at all? surely this isn't too much to ask

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>Walk into gym
>Get get get get got got got got blood rush to my head hit hot lock

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>walk in to gym
>no music
>only here the shrieks of lesser men as they try 4pl8
>only here growls and swet hitting the floor
>see female enter manhaven
>tell her she better get lost
>says its 2016 and there needs to be diversity in gym
>strangle her small fragile neck in between my callesed hands
>gym brothers strip her of her slut wear
>she's crying now
>the make up is slowly coming off
>throw baggy sweatshirt over her tiny dyel body
>make her lift 3 pl8s
>her body folds under the pressure
>everyone in the gym stares at her weak underdeveloped body and smiles to themselves
>she's trapped under the bar now crying
>everyone watches as her new years resolution becauses next years
>never see her again

>Walk into gym
>I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>39027376
>Walk into homegym
>HAI YAI FORCES
>Break all PRs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYFZcOZYA5g

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>walk into gym
>LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY MOTHER OF THE FREE

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>>39028615
maybe someday

>>39027397
you would jump him with your wife's son mr. manlet ?

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>walk into gym
>Youhoohoo and meeehehee we are young and we are free.

>walk into my uni's gym
>"Oh say can you seeee"

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>walk into freeweight area
>"Uh mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law"
>Why do you not `posses a pair of headphones, /fit/ ?

>walk in to gym
>BOOM BOOM BOOM SHAKA LAKA LAKA