Has anyone here ever had sex with a fat chick and had regrets?

>>39020640
you're the only one. you better go kill yourself

>>39020677
thats had sex with a fat chick or had regrets about it?

>>39020640
only once but that's because she didn't shave

t. a guy that exclusively bangs fat chicks

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>>39020749
>only once but that's because she didn't shave

explain

>>39020696
that's had sex

>being so shit at lifting and self discipline that you let a bad feeling stop you from working out

And you think you're any better than a fat girl? You're probably a skinnyfat DYEL yourself.

Quick question /fit/ just fucked a girl raw, where do I go to test for stds and shit, been like 3 days, nothing so far, but I'd rather be safe than syphillis.

>>39020640
>Has anyone here ever had sex with a fat chick and had regrets? I got drunk last night and just fucked my first fattie last night.
>
>all I feel is shame that it demotivated me enough to not go to gym today.
may god bring you to the right path anon. thats all i can say.

>>39020911

Planned Parenthood or equivilant

>>39020640

You know what they say about fat girls and mopeds

>>39021117
>may god bring you to the right path anon. thats all i can say.

Is my life really that much of a mess? What you posted actually caused me to caused me to have a mild panic attack.

This is fit everyone here only has sex with skinny fit girls who are at least 7-10 facewise as well

Is it any surprise though... This is 4chan after all

>>39020640
Fuck I'd bang her in a second.

Fucked a chubby/fat chick yesterday, she's a nymoho so went on for three rounds. Big tits and she was a freak in bed, best sex I've ever had so cant complain. No ragrets.

>>39020640
I didn't even fuck her, all I did was make out and get 2 BJ's from her, and as soon as she left I felt deep shame and regret. I felt so dirty. It was terrible.

My girlfriend is at least 60 pounds lighter than OPs pic and under 200 pounds, still chubby though and we fuck regularly.
Can't tell if cock is huge or if she's just that tight tbqh. feels good.

>>39020640
Yeah I fucked a fat friend of mine. Worst decision I've made.
She was sweaty and gross during sex wobbling around like a gigantic water baloon. We then went to sleep and she snored. Not just snored a little, she snored like a jet engine. It was so loud I was worried it would wake up my roommates and I didn't get any sleep all night. I kicked her our the next morning and went back to my bed only to find it was soaking wet. At first I thought the bitch had pissed herself but it was in fact sweat. It must have been at least half a litre of the sweat and it stank. From then on, I vowed never to fuck a fatty again.

What's more, this girl wasn't even THAT fat. She was certainly overweight but wouldn't be considered obese. I can only imagine how much more horrific it would be to fuck an obese chick. How much it would stink, how sweaty they would be and how uncomfortable it would be.

I actually I've regretted hooking up with any girl i didn't actually feel attracted to and just touched them out of loneliness. Fat chicks with good hygiene is as good as skinny/fit girls with good hygiene.
Man up and harpoon that whale if you really want to

>>39023813
>ACTUALLY
>ACTUALLY
>ACTUALLY
>ACTUALLY
>ACTUALLY

Who cares, you goty pussy. Now when ur friends ask how many girls you've fucked she's another number.

>Met a fat girl in a bar
>She was boring to talk to, she would yell instead of talking and liked Kim Kardashian
>But I had no better, so I kept talking
>Few drinks in, I started to notice how big hers tits were
>I didn't wanted to put my dick in that whale, but those damn big saggy tities man
>She notices that I'm staring at'em
>"Anon, could you at least try to not be so obvious?"
>"No, I can't. Because right now, I just want t otell you to shut up and titfuck you"
>SHIT
>WTF.BRAIN
>WHYDIDYOUSAIDTHAT
>It was true tho
>She tried to play hard, I kept quiet
>not a minute goes by
>"Anon, why don't we go somewhere else, and do it?"
>Well, I'm already neck deep int othis shit, and I can't turn her down after saying that
>Brought her home (no money to pay for a room, fml)
>Se kept talking the whole time between the bar and my home
>As we enter, she is still talking some bs
>Literally killing any last memory I had from that boner
>"Will you shut up and suck my cock already?"
>I was already mad af
>"What? You can't treat me like this you piece of shit"
>Or something like that, don't remember exactly what she said
>"If you don't like it, the door is opened."
>She stopped talking, kept quiet a little, I went to my bedroom and she followed me
>I sat in the bed, she came and took my pants off
>My dick was soft, but seeing that ridiculous ball of fat getting so submissive started to make me horny again
>She sucked ok, very shy at first, and didn't knew much about what she was doing, but that big mouth could eat my whole cock, so I was happy
>Didn't eat her, a part of me was still grossed out by it
>So I finally got to titfuck those saggy big breasts, and holy fuck I came hard
>She kept quiet the whole time
>Told her to get in the bed, fucked her I came inside
>She kept trying to hold her own moans
>After we were finished, I basically blacked out in the bed and she ended up sleeping there
>Next morning she woke me up and left, later I found out she ate some cookies I had bought

>>39020640
no, but i made out with one and felt one up and forgot to go for the kill and didn't get laid

that's even worse for me

>>39023892
lel no wonder they are so broken

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>>39020640
I fuck fattys and butter as fuck faces all the time
Believe me, it doesn't get better LOL I've just learned to live with the shame.

>>39020875
She had a hairy minge. What is there to explain

>>39021197
>implying any of these faggots could even speak to girls

>>39020640
Nope. But I've knocked myself out on ghb and got fucked in the ass by a transsexual with a 10" cock.

>>39020640
why do you care so much m8? you're a man, its about quantity more than quality. you just wasted a night is all

>>39020911
how many people do you think have STDs m8?
first of all, most of that shit wont even show up for weeks. HIV wont show up for months. If it's not HIV, there is a 99% chance whatever you got is perfectly curable (like, one or two shots of antibiotics curable). So just dont fucking worry about it until you get symptoms or get checked up in a few weeks if yorue agood guy and worried about spreading.

also your chances of contracting syphillis from a woman are really low, usually a butt fucking thing

>>39020749
>that exclusively bangs fat chicks
So are you saying you are ugly beta faggot basically?

>>39021600
You put something that resembles a sausage in a fat chicks mouth?! You're more trusting than I am.

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>>39023892

>later I found out she ate some cookies I had bought

>>39020640
My room mate is a slam piggy. I have fucked her, hey pussy if the loosest I've ever fucked, so it takes a long time to cum. She sucks the meanest dick, has huge titties that don't look absolutely dreadful out of a bra. The only thing i hate about her is her gut. Pretty disgusting desu, but the rest makes up for it

Good cardio, she also has an iud so i get to cum buckets in her

Lost my virginity when I was date raped by a fat chick.
Like, really fucking fat.

Slept with a few unshapely and fridgemode girls since, but never fat. They repulse me

>>39023892
That's a pretty sad story if I'm honest with you, f@m.

>>39024822
Source? I want to know her name.

>>39025000
Bailey Jay.

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>>39023892
>later I found out she ate some cookies I had bought

>>39020640
I'm a fatty but I've only fucked 10s cause I got money to pay escorts. Feels great man.

>>39023892
This. Fatties get me with their ginormous tits every time. I fucking love big titties. Most of them know to just lower their bra and top so that her tummy is still covered. The last fat chick i fucked tho took her top off and she had big stretch marks on her belly. I almost barfed but i turned her over and fucked her doggy style

>>39025000
>>39025007
Ignore this joker. It's Mariana Cordoba.

>>39025018
>t I've only fucked 10s
You mean you only fucked whores, because normal woman do not gonna give you her pussy for free.

>>39024017
how do you find so many ugly chicks? when i go out most girls are average if not good looking. fat chicks are uncommon. are you specifically trying to fuck down? i don't get it.

>>39025035
Free pussy is an illusion. Don't kid yourself, kid.

>>39025022
>their ginormous tits every time
I do not get this.
They are:
1) Saggy.
2) Most likely have huge nipple halos.
3) Form just disgusting.

>>39025041
>Free pussy is an illusion.
Maybe for you.

>>39025041
What about Chad?

>>39025041
lol good one lonely anon

>>39025036
not everyone lives in portlandia

>>39025079
i don't watch hipster shit, but it's not like everybody can be ugly, right? i mean ugly people shouldn't be commonplace because they can't reproduce easily.

most people i see are 30yo moms that are just average looking

>>39025053
>>39025063
I enjoy what I do because I get what I want when I want it. Suckers get girlfriends or wives who drain their energy and life essence with their needy bullshit. Consider all the hoops the average man gas to go through just to get laid. I'm too selfish and self centered to be bothered with that. And I'm wealthy. So I cut to the chase and skip all the in between useless banter and time wasters.

>>39025110
>Suckers get girlfriends or wives who drain their energy and life essence with their needy bullshit.
>I'm too selfish and self centered to be bothered with that.
Said fat, most likely ugly and not very bright man.

>>39025022
A fat girl having huge tits is like a car being fast because you drove it off a cliff

>>39025079

move out of your flyover state

>>39025000
>>39025007
>>39025023

Neither of these seem correct. Does anyone know the name of the scene?

>>39025123
Ive been told I am at least a 7 face wise. However I am indeed fat. Tested by a psychologist at school and received an IQ score of 144. I am also a successful business owner and own many properties.

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>>39025046
>nipple halos

>>39025141
Natalie Mars

>>39025142
>good looking
>smart
>successful businessman
>fat
Yes, of course.

>>39025170
Yes.... I'm really fat tho. Like obese. But I don't care because money is the language of sex.

>>39025046
Ok they're usually kinda saggy. But I'd rather fuck a girl with huge saggy tits than a skinny bitch with A cups.
Big areolas are fucking hot idk what you're talking about. You're probably into asians. They usually have no areolas and nice pointy nips but usually B cups max

>>39020640
No, when I fucked a fatty due to being a thirsty teen, I immediately dropped her to go fuck her skinny riotgrrrl half-sister.

Now that I think about it, I regret my whole life.
Thanks OP

>>39025226
this happens to me every time i come here, but i keep coming back.

>>39025200
...you realize that's because you're unattractive right?

>>39025250
At what point did I say I cared? I think you're missing the point.

>>39020640
I had this dream where i kept making out and cuddling with a fat chick.

Thats the closest ive gone to sex anyway.

>>39025306
Also felt no shame. Felt really good and was feeling awesome for a week after. I wanna have sex with real women one day.

>>39021600
This is my life in the last 45 minutes.fuck.

>>39025314
You'll get it one day, lil fella. I believe in you.

No because I have standards

Which means that I go years without sex

>>39023890

Fat chicks don't count. They look like fat men.

>>39020640
yeah, got head off my fat housemate a few times

i thought she was just thick until she took off her clothes and all the fat went out of shape

never fucked her though, almost did once and then my dick went soft lolz

her ass smelled like literal shit too

>>39025110

You will never have good sex with a girl you love that wants to spend her life with you.

All other sex is just advanced masturbation.

>>39023813
>Fat chicks with good hygiene is as good as skinny/fit girls with good hygiene
Sorry mate but this is objectively wrong

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>>39025142
>Tested by a psychologist at school and received an IQ score of 144. I am also a successful business owner and own many properties.

Psychologists aren't qualified.

Tests at school are also usually off by a wide margin.

And that's not how you refer to owning property.

IQ tested at an institute together with a friend, different areas but overall we both got 150+, it's nearly impossible to measure over 150 apparently.

8/10 face, athletic, bored as fuck, miserable but able to retire now if I wanted to.

Won't live past 50, unable to lift from 23-25 because of an accident, back in uni to screw around.

I've been banging 17-18 year olds, which is legal, that want to bang more and actually be around me just for me. Sex does not even come close to how good it feels to waking up next to a cute 18 year old snuggled up to you. Or having one fall asleep on your chest while you hold her.

I may be getting old. And it's time for my ai. I think.

Life is too short to waste it being fat, poor or unloved. Or all 3.

>>39025424
>or unloved
How would I fix that?

>>39025362
Good. I don't want that. I want love ill get a dog.

>>39023892
Fuckin alpha

>>39025424
Both of you sent me to the hospital for chemo

>>39025000
Little Caprice.

>>39020640
I've done it twice and both times were cause for immediate regret. Could barely even get hard.

>>39020640
gonna need a source on this semon demon

>>39023711
>and went back to my bed only to find it was soaking wet. At first I thought the bitch had pissed herself but it was in fact sweat. It must have been at least half a litre of the sweat and it stank.

nightmare stuff

Not Yet anon, not yet.

Hold!

>>39024090
Kek

>>39024852

> slam piggy

Boner achieved.

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>>39020640

> mfw virgin and would only ever have sex with a bbw or ssbbw

>>39021197
>implying I've ever had sex

>>39026251
jesus christ... women are a meme

>>39020640

>circa 2009
>myspace was still a thing back then
>get contacted by this emo/scene girl living near by
>mostly angled pics, looked ok
>dry spell for about half a year now, say fuck it and schedule a meet
>says we should walk from our homes and meet in the middle
>Its kinda dark now, I walk down the street, only person on the street
>start to see a person coming towards me
>dwarf like silhouette, as wide as tall
>oh god pls dont be grill
>It's the girl, she`s a fat scene-girl (ok face though), like 80kg on 160cm
>we meet, decide to just be friendly and do some small talk
>we walk back to her place
>"wanna come upstairs?"
>any hole is better than no hole amirite?
>we make out, I jockingly tease her she's probably too nice to get fucked on the first date
>she does the playful bullshit like "you wouldnt either"
>basically forcefully undress her with her giggling
>massive tits but pretty much everything about her was massive
>lay her on her massive ass legs in the air
>I put it in
>literally the tightest pussy ever
>lasted about 2 minutes
>excuse myself and leave
>never contacted again

Nothing I am proud of, I also wouldnt want people to know and to be seen with a hambeast in public, but damn that pussy was ridiculous
no rugrats

>>39020640
*glares*

Could you literally just, like, fucking......NOT?!?!?!?!? Ugh I cant even right now. you couldn't handle a thicc and curvy woman, a REAL woman, a REAL man will ignore stick insects and go with a woman who is confident and healthy in her own size, ugh I mean really????!!!?!?!

>>39026251

Toplel.
wouldbang/10.
Shame her tits aren't bigger.

>>39025141
little caprice

>>39024139
story plz

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>>39020640
Not really regretting the act as such. My regrets are that I spent £100 on the hotel room when a hooker would have only cost £60. Any other regret I have is in myself i.e. I spent so long losing 4.5 stone but I'm only fucking fat chicks. I just want a cutie cardio bunny gf.

>>39025007
Kek

>>39025240
>>39025226
Sad and self-aware kek. T-thanks anons.

>>39025354
>her ass smelled like literal shit too
You'd almost think she shits with that hole

>>39023880
You misspelled autism

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>>39020640

I dated an ugly as fuck chick for a month because I felt lonely

about to have sex, I aborted everything, put some shitty excuses and left her, she cried for about two hours

I actually feel dirty thinking that I dated her

>>39020640
Man she looked good 10 years ago, 100 pounds lighter and with a younger face like this. Now she's surpassed even my limits.

>>39020911
Getting tested after the fact is not being safe, having her take a test before hand or wearing a condom is being safe. You are just a retard.

>>39020640
Yep, felt good no regrets.

>>39025125
underrated post

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>>39023892
>later I found out she ate some cookies I had bought