Why don't you have a female gymbro /fit/? Much superior

>>39018059
How does it feel being a beta orbiter?

>>39018059
>6.5 girl
>can't even fuck her
Nice.

>>39018059
All my gym buds are female.

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>>39018072
fpbp

>>39018072
>girls are either for fucking or fapping to alone late at night

kys

>>39018072
fpbp

>>39018207
Correct

>>39018059

Home gym master race but all my work bros are women. Normie women are less annoying than normie men. Normie men are loud and cocky for no reason. At least women learned inside voice.

>>39018059
You're literally a cuck

>>39018059
So you have a female friend. Congrats?

>admittedly unattractive girl
>tries to hook up with her, fails
>savors the time with her once a week
>at least get to stare at her ass r-right
>validation for being with a 6.5/10 girl in public

is it possible to be anymore beta, lamo ugly loser

>>39018059
>Female
>Bro
Pick one

>>39018312
Muh nigger. Normie men are intolerable. Your regular working chick at least can be pleasant to be around.

>>39018059

>i have a boyfriend anon
>dosen't have a bf
>one day you'll show up early
>she's getting destroyed in the cock rack by a DYEL

>>39018369
It's not gender confusion as long as she has masculine ovaries

Too much cardio. Fuckoff.

>>39018059
The answer for your question is in your own post, you make a big deal out of making a female friend because you're autistic and deep down you think that girls are only there to be fucked.

Basically, if people weren't so fucking thirstfor female attention all the time they would have more female friends.

>>39018207
If you're sole intention from the beginning was to bone and you later realise you will never achieve that goal and then pretend to be happy to be just her friend anyway, especially if you only just met her a few weeks ago, then you are definitely a beta orbiter.

>>39018059
>ask to spot her squat one day
>have a boner
>she feels it and wants to fuck
>ask if she wants to shower at your place and watch Netflix
>shower together and fuck
>boyfriend keys car
>she can't lift with me anymore
Id stick to lifting with men you want to fuck instead desu

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>>39018059
If I lift with people weaker than me, I just end up fucking around and showing off.
If I lift alone, I get shit done.
If I lift with people stronger than me, I get super motivated and get a lot of shit done.
But I dont know anybody stronger than me, so I just have a power rack at home now.
If I were to lift with a girl, I would just fuck around and show off.

>>39018059
There's no validation lifting with a girl. You just look like a gay bestfriend, and judging from your post you probably are.

>>39018059
Jesus dude, kys

>>39018072
fpbp

>>39018059
Nobody fucking cares cuck

sage

>>39018059
>social validation from being there with a decent looking girl

Stop lifting and start an stand-up career my man!

You get off on thinking that people think you fuck her. If you care that much, everybody thinks you're either gay or very beta. She probably makes sure to make it known that you're just her FRIEND.

It is actually ok to be in such friendship. But your post shows you're not set for it. Get better or kys.

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>>39018059
>being friends with women
You're asking for a bad time

>>39018207
vaginas come with women. vaginas are nice, women are not.

welcome to the world

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>>39018059
this is my gym buddy, hes really knowledgable and makes going to the gym fun. plus hes popular which is nice

/fit/ is easily the most toxic insecure board. Never seen a group of guys relish the oppurtunity to tear one another down more than you sad faggots.

>>39022843
is it the nigger or the tranny

>>39022860
it really is a toxic fucking environment sometimes, and just keeps sad cunts sad

My trainer is a super fit (and beautiful) chick.

I don't think it makes me a cuck but it does motivate me to try as hard as I can when there's a super hot female exhorting me. If my trainer was an enormous roidbro I'd probably be like "Well, I'll never look anything close to this so who am I kidding?"

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>>39022893
why do i get a strong feeling you look like this

>>39022944

lol

No, man. I'm not a huge guy but I'm not a weird hipster. I'm a middle-aged military veteran.

>>39018059
>go to new gym
>see average looking woman with skinnyfat body, think "now this, this might be a pooter in which I can park my scooter"
>tell her she is very beautiful and ask if she wants to see a movie with me, just like an alpha would
>she laughs because I am funny, unfortunately she has a boyfriend
>I can confirm this from her facebook photo that i finished with that night
>no worries though, I hit on her as a joke, I just wanted a new best friend
>we lift together on Mondays, i get to tell her how good her butt looks in yoga pants
>I get to tell her how everyone stares at her nice looking butt while she squats lmao1bar (men are such pervs)
>girls see me following her sometimes and I know they want a piece of me, they always giggle because Im handsome and funny
>she even lets me drive her back to her boyfriend's place
Why is /fit/ so full of betas? Being alpha like me is so easy.

>>39018059

i would like to have a female lifting partner, but the only day i'd even potentially be able to work in with a chick is leg day, and even then she'd have to be pretty big or be a powerlifter.

having female friends tho is pretty cool.

>>39018059
>get up at 4am
>in gym by 4:20 (blazeitfaggot)
>always this fine ass blonde working out at the same time
>9.5/10
>ass that can inspire peace, cause wars
>she is always working out the same bodyparts and station as me
>she always works in with me, every fucking day
>she is my wife, i woke up with her, rode to the gym with her
>sometimes i even fuck her before we go workout

>>39018072
The dude gets a friend and all of a sudden hes a "beta orbiter". Fucking end it pleb.

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>>39018059
Because I'm a kissless virgin

Id love to have a female gymbro though

>>39018059
>chuckle together at plebs with shit form, and at autists who keep staring at her

If this is going to happen, keep me out of it. I don't go to the gym to watch other people. I go there to outrun depression for another 24 hours

>>39019138
>He thinks he can squat lmao1bar

>>39018059
>making friends with a two hole

>>39023230
Pics or it didn't happen

>Share her Belt
Wot

>>39023230
Em knight pls.

>>39018059
beta

>>39023230
this is like me, except that my gf is a 6/10 on a good day and i go to bed at the same time you wake up. and we dont have sex that often.

>>39018059
>Why don't you have a female gymbro /fit/?

Because I don't want to switch out my pl8s everytime they do some bitch ass weight

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2bh it would be nice to not have balls in my face on bench.

Because I only seem to attract chubby vegetarians who hate the idea of the gym

>>39023336
Kek

>>39018059
Oh god she reminds me of this girl I knew in college. Fuckkkkkk. My diiiick.

>>39018059
This didn't go how you expected did it laddie. You poor fucking beta

>>39018979
I like this guy, calling OP out on how he really is. OP just delusional as fuck

>>39018072
this reddit cucks can fuck off

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>>39022860
>toxic

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>>39018072
Fucks sake nigga, get hold of yourself...

My twin sister is my gymbro. Sure she can only lift ~30-50lb less than me, but she's getting better by the day. She's like the female parallel dimension of me in this dimension.

>>39022860
>what is 85% of the boards on this nipponese manga board

Get off my /fit/, faggot.

>>39018059
If I fail a 330 bench I'm fucked.

>>39023009
Underrated