>squatting, headphones in >midset some guy walks in front

"Hey man,I accidentally brought 2 bananas with me. Help yourself"

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>walking out the gym when suddenly i see dyel squatting
>complete auschwitz survivor mode
>120lbs soaking wet
>feel bad about his condition and give this starving child the only food i have on me
>"sorry about your condition brah" and walk out
>mfw helping others make it

"Hey bro, it works your inner ass muscles, try it"

He just made you his potassium bitch.

>>39017310
Why do people eat bananas before they are ripe? You have to wait for the spots

>In the gym looking through my bag
>Talking to myself saying "where the fuck is it"
>Guy comes up to me and asks what's wrong
>My squat plug, I can't find it anywhere. I say
>He nods and hands he his own
>Here you can use mine. He says

What a nice guy

>>39017310
He noticed you didn't have your squat plug in

>>39017370
Fuckin kek

Ohh lawd you just got banana shoe'd

Until you pass the banana on you're the official gym cumslut and it's open season on your ass

You must have forgotten your squat plug. Banana should do the trick in a squeeze.

>>39017417
green = not ripe
yellow = perfect
some brown spots = slightly overripe
alot of brown = overripe
only brown = pajeet

>>39017449
Lmfao underrated

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>>39017370

>>39017310
Dude. Tell me you left the banana there and didn't touch it. It's like that prison thing bro, don't accept things/favours you don't wanna be in debt to anybody. You better switch gyms if you're not a fan of having a dick balls deep in the showers.

>>39017490

i ate it, cause it looked nice

oops

>>39017499
Give that guy something the next time you see him.

>>39017310
>Be me lifting at the gym
>See guy doing squats and he's clearly cramping up between sets
>Have extra banana with me
>About to go home
>Motion to him he needs his potassium to help with cramps
> leave banana on his shoes since he's squatting in his sandals
>Walk away to leave
>Turn around to see the guy shove the banana down his throat and swallow it like he's some sword swallower from cirq de Solei
>Sickenedbutcurious.gif
>Decide to no longer do favors and be kind

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>>39017310
>Squating barefoot

>>39017449
This is the same in my gym

>>39017766
Nothing wrong with squatting in socks.

>>39017766
>squatting in trainers

fucking mongoloid inbred

>>39017343
>"Hey man,I accidentally brought 2 bananas with me. Help yourself"

this

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>>39017950
You're suppose to deadlift barefoot not squat hahaha oh my lord you've actually been taking your shoes off to squat hahaha jesus christ

>>39018081
You can squat barefoot too. oly shoes > barefoot > flat sole > >>>everything else

>>39017417
I eat bananas yellow-green because that's when they taste the best. Yellow is fine too.
Brown is garbage and so are spots.

>>39018169
>yellow-green

Disgusting, hard, not sweet at all, crunchy

>yellow with a couple brown spots

Amazing, delicious, soft, sweet

>>39018201
Yellow green is top tier. The firmness is what makes it good, as is that sharp taste.
Starts tasting like shit the minute more than a couple brown spots pop up.

>>39018116
False flat shoes feel way better than barefoot when squatting and specially deadlifting

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>>39017345

>>39017499
It was injected with estrogen. Enjoy your new tiddies.

>>39018212

Incorrect

Your opinions are wrong

Yellow bananas are the best

You're a cunt

>>39017417
I concur

Sucks that bananas are only edible for about 24 hours

>>39018242
Yellow no spots are fantastic, I can agree with that. Yellow-green are simply my preferred.

but any brown on that banana and it's garbage

>>39018081
Shitty plastic truck

>>39018496
Lemme guess, you drive some steel monstrosity from the 80s?

>>39018780
No but you do

maybe it was that gym dude that gives fruits to regulars when it's his birthday

>>39017310
>hey bro, I just murdered an old lady with this banana. hang on to this for me will you?
>calls 911 as soon as he leaves the gym

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>Go to the gym
>with a buddy
>He dares me to give the black guy in the gym a banana
>go up to him "hey monkey you look hungry"
>leave a banana on his shoes
>look through the window after I leave
>harambe actually ate it

>>39017310
>be banana salesman
>have to sell 50 bananas by sundown
>sell all but one
>shitting myself, gonna get fired if boss doesn't get his banana money
>run into gym and start asking people if they want bananas
>everyone says no
>approach a guy squatting the bar
>he's listening to military cadences on his headphones
>wave the banana in front of him, asking if he'd like some potassium
>he's too absorbed in keeping the weight up that he can't reply
>take a few coins out of his pocket while he's standing there immobilized
>place the banana on his shoe and give him a thumbs up
>run back to the banana shop
>turns out boss browses /fit/ and recognized the banana in the pic
>I'm getting fired tomorrow

Fuck you OP

This fucking thread

>>39018780
>>39019624
It's not my truck man I took this photo in Calgary because the vanity plate had me laughing my ass off

He probably thought you didn't have a squat plug

>>39017310
the nigga just saw you working hard, wanted to give you a postworkout snack. appreciate it brah

>>39017310

He was just being nice you autistic fuck.

>>39017310
There's a reason he handed you a phallic object.

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>>39017310
Son of a bitch got me when i was benching.
He ate some of it first.

fucking bananamen

>>39017310
you ate the banana? dude you're his bitch now

>>39018201
I agree. The best part is that if I buy brown ones, other people won't steal them.

>He actually ate the banana

So some dude walks in, rambles some shit to you mid set, then leaves a banana on your shoes and your immediate thought is to eat it?

>>39017310
Are you black by chance?

>>39022561
>>39019845

im about as white as it gets

>>39022330

i left it for like 10 minutes, but i was actually kinda peckish so i figured why not

>Hey, I noticed you're working your ass, maybe this banana will help you stretch out later

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>>39017310
>didn't wink
Fucking bitch blew it

Best thread

>>39018212
Yellow-brown makes me gag
Yellow-green so the peel doesn't come off properly is ideal. Don't let the bastards grind you down fellow green bananaer

>>39018255
Seriously, I'm pretty picky with banana ripeness too. Feelsbadman I have to go to the grocery so damn often just to have perfectly ripe bananas.

Can't refrigerate that shit either or shit turns weird.

>>39017417
that fucking gross. is eating over ripe bananas a yuropoor thing?

>>39018235
but thats my fetish