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Picture of a 26 year old virgin. Maybe getting /fit/ doesn't

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Picture of a 26 year old virgin. Maybe getting /fit/ doesn't get you laid?
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>>39009614
Yep, it has something to do with confidence as well.

I see guys who are not so fit and handsome get chicks all the time, and I wonder why. I then figured it has something to do with charisma.
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>>39009614
>no face shown
>probably autistic
cocoonmode is a meme, you know that, right?
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>>39009643
here's face
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>>39009653
grow out your hair, bald doesn't work with your face shapes
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It has everything to do with how you present yourself. Have some confidence and women will follow (usually).
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Do you smile at girls or just give them the old "dead eyes" you've demonstrated?
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u should be able to get laid with that bod dude, what ar u a fag or something?
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>>39009614
>>39009653

Holy shit iopq you actually made gainz?

And got rid of ALL your body hair..
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Fuck. How have you not hired a hooker yet bro. I was dying for pussy since I was 15.
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Try leaving the house for other things than chores/gym
Glad you waxed your hair off and got rid of those shitty shorts, you only need to sunbathe now
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>>39009614
Not the end of the world desu
Sex is overrated
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>>39009767
>>39009683
>>39009740
>>39009765
>>39009781
>>39009813

it's not me, I've had sex and my body doesn't look nearly as good as his
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>>39009677
Yeah it does
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>>39009614
>be 27 Brit in USA
>6ft 140lbs
>pathetic dyel skelly

Women don't give a fuck. Still swim in pussy.

I wanna get in shape for me, who puts in that level of time and effort for women??
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>>39009882
no it doesn't, he looks like a prisoner

get a buzz or crew cut, then he'll look like a rugby player
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>>39009653
You look like a IT Drone who got strung out on coke.
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>>39009909
maybe he's balding?

>24 now, lifting for 2 years
>tfw I'll probably be op when I'm 26
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The dude from misc? You've seen what he posts, all of it reeks of self deprecation, which is pretty off putting to all people in general
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>>39009910
it's not me, it's a guy from plebbit

>>39009936
Must be him, he's bitter af
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>>39009932
based on the stubble in his picture, it doesn't look like he's balding

if you shave your head, you shouldn't let it get to the point where its stubbly. You need to shave it every few days or wax.
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>>39009985
ah ok, I still have some hair left so I can't really tell.

anyway, if you're still a virgin by the time you're 22 it's basically too late. sure, a couple of people may suceed in meeting someone, but the majority is screwed. I still think lifting is worth it, though.
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>>39010026
I lost my virginity at 26 and I've been more successful since
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>>39009653

haha I saw you on /r/okcupid

DON'T GIVE uP
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>>39009614
Misc pls go
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>>39009653

Stop looking so fucking glum
Lower your standards
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>>39009653
saitama?
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>>39009653
jonathan blow? is that you?
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>>39011059
>leddit
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>all these newfags that don't recognize iopq
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>>39000000
>>38999999
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>>39011059
>>39011096
holy shit it's not me

yeah, it's the guy from /r/OKC
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Looks are one thing but alone they doesn't worth shit.

I'm almost exactly how OP looks, I'm 26 and a fucking virgin as well.
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>>39009614
ill fuck you but im fat
a holes a hole right
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Jesus

>2016
>not using tinder

Or just go out with some mates and smile and laugh a lot... really it's not hard. Just go out and don't expect things to just happen. Just have fun

Be yourself anon
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>>39009614
nicklol the legend
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>>39009614
Getting /fit/ gets you attention from women who would want to have sex with you. It's completely your choice if you don't take advantage of that opportunity. It's like there is a dunbell on the ground, it's your choice whether to use it to gain big biceps or not use it and remain with twinky arms.

Your choice bro.
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>>39009641
>I'm not getting laid
>it must something I don't have

Never gonna make it
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>>39014324
I don't have any images of myself nor do I own a camera. Don't have any "mates" either.

t. 25-year-old KV who is 6'4 tall and can do 1/2/3/4
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>>39009614
Least you've not got a big nose like me
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>>39009653
You look great. There must be another reason. How often do you flirt with/try to pick up girls?
>be avg looking
>smart, good grades
>plenty of money saved up from working hard since age 14
>have plenty of hobbies (guitar, reading, cooking, etc.)
>don't have any toxic habits besides perhaps smoking weed
>have my own place with a friend roomate
But I'm relatively comfy right now so I DONT FLIRT because I only go to class, work and then home. Because I don't make any attempt to get laid, it doesnt magically happen. Its probably the same for you
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>>39009614
Is that what you look like now?

How come you're a virgin? I thought you had a gf
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>>39015153
>>39015244
>>39015228

Read the thread, you dumb mouthbreathing retards.
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>>39015253
>he doesn't remember iopq
>he doesn't remember whiny, annoying iopq
>he doesn't remember iopq's gf
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>>39014324
M8 I've had a Tinder for 2 months and only had 5 matches, 4 of those were fat women thus it hasn't helped.
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>>39009653
HEAD LIKE A FUCKIN ORANGE
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>>39014324
the guy said he doesn't get matches on Tinder

neither do I, actually
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>>39015244
no, I look like this and I get dates/sex
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>>39015317
>>39015327
Why even make this thread if it's not you?
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>>39015355
so people can realize that they can go out and get girls now, they don't have to wait until they get their "goal body"

in fact their goal body doesn't entitle them to a gf

>lifting for girls

KEK
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>>39014324
>smile and laugh a lot

it's hard when you dislike everyone around you

I can't stand other people, I am born to be alone.
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>>39015363
This
Getting the body you want doesn't earn you anything, except a nicer body
It's not virtue
It's not success
Its having a hobby
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>>39015327
Be honest, what percent are Oriental?
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>>39015375
smiling too much is unattractive

in fact I have this problem on dates, it seems creepy because I'm smiling too much like I'm trying too hard

really you should smile when you feel like smiling, that's being true to your feelings

I went out with a Turkish friend to pick up chicks at bars and he's the realest motherfucker ever. If a girl is fat, he doesn't just say no thanks, he just says "no, you're fat". If he finds a girl attractive he just goes for the kiss, no shits given. That kind of directness is very attractive to women.

>>39015392
0%, I'm a snow nigger
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>>39014403
This guy gets it. Being /fit/ makes it easier slightly easier to get noticed by girls. You'll still need to make a move though. A girl won't jump on your dick just because your abs are showing.

Also get Tinder like >>39014324 said if you're looking purely for hookups.

>>39015317
Use better pictures then or move to a place with more girls. If even Tinder doesn't work out your town is just shit for hookups, so don't expect them.
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>>39015375
same desu
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>>39009614
youre not fit enough
you are better than an average person, but you are far from the physique needed for it to have any significance
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>>39015408
I'm in SF Bay Area, there's a million chicks and they all have a gazillion matches

I think I'm just not that attractive, my success must be more game than looks

I use pics I posted ITT (except the shirtless one)
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>>39015406
>>39015423
>0%, I'm a snow nigger
>I'm in SF Bay Area

Quit lying. Or do you stick to your tribe?
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>>39015423
>my success must be more game than looks
Then use more interesting photos. Use photos with more context, where you're doing some kind of activity or where you're with friends. Selfies are the most boring kind of pictures one can use, and in a world where chads dominate the game your selfies are worthless.

Shirtless pictures aren't necessarily bad either as long as it's not a bathroom or gym selfie. Context means a lot. Pic related, dyel as fuck, manlet by /fit/'s standards and and shirtless pic witch is usually frowned upon but I've got nothing but compliments from it from matches.

There used to be threads on /soc/ that gave feedback on people's profiles. Maybe they can help you and your friend out putting something interesting together.
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>>39009653
>bald
>manlet
>negative canthal tilt
>weak nose tip
>negative eyebrow tilt
>no visible zygos
gymcelling has put you up to a 5/10, if you cut and roidcel hard you might be able to hit 5.5/10 and if you get plastic surgery maybe even 6/10 but even then your best bet is to get a looksmatched gf who will still sleep with Chad behind your back
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>>39015526
do you workout?
you look like tarzan in >>39015526 ofc girls wanna date you
esp those with jungle fever
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>>39015807
That proves my point that context in a photo is important, the full picture needs to be interesting, not just you. Also what you say to them can make or break it. Not all of my matches turned into successful dates nor did I get manage to get all of their phone numbers either.

Just keep trying.

>esp those with jungle fever
Asians seem to dig it a lot for some reason.
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>>39015526
I used this photo of snorkeling but it wasn't very interesting I guess
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>>39015423
You`re looking good and you`re a shlomo, of course shiksas like you.
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>>39009677
it definitely works, but he might look better with hair
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>>39009614
Here is an idea that much of /fit/ doesn't seem to understand.

Imagine, for a second, that you want a job. >You work hard to be capable of working in your field.
>You go to a good university with a rigorous degree program in your field, you study hard, and you become really smart in this field.
>You get your degree, and it's quite a good degree.
>Then you go home, and sit on your ass, and wonder why you don't have a job yet, despite having all the qualifications.
>You never set up a CV/resume, never applied anywhere, but you heard about one guy who got recruited by some company, so you'll just sit and wait.
>After all, you're a good catch. Why don't you have a job?

This is retarded, right? Obviously.

It is the same thing with women. Getting fit is a significant qualification. Many women will want your body, if they see it. But, if you are a man, you are still likely going to have to go apply - be social, talk to girls, initiate most of the flirting with them, make the moves, initiate sex/relationships/whatever. Sorry, but this is how the world works - they have what you want, and they generally have plenty of applicants, so you have to be the one responsible about applying yourself. Having the qualifications is necessary but not sufficient criteria for getting pussy. Being ripped while you sit home and play video games will never get you pussy.

There are underqualified jackasses out there with great jobs, simply because they kept applying, wrote a great resume, interviewed well... and nobody more qualified than them applied first.

There are DYELs out there with a great sex life because they are practiced with women, hang out around women, talk to women, confidently make moves, quickly recover from rejection and move on to the next girl... and because you didn't make the move on their girls first.

Go make those social gains, /fit/.
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>>39009614

If that guy has half a personality he could get laid if he put in minimal effort (talked to 10 women in bars/blubs/tinder).
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>>39018458
>blubs

wut?
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>>39018511
what, you've never been out blubbing before? It's the best blace to beet bomen.
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>>39018523
I don't know how I didn't catch that.
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>>39015406
>I went out with a Turkish friend to pick up chicks at bars and he's the realest motherfucker ever. If a girl is fat, he doesn't just say no thanks, he just says "no, you're fat". If he finds a girl attractive he just goes for the kiss, no shits given. That kind of directness is very attractive to women.

hence why we are dominating Europe and passing our genes on and making the jews mad

:/
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>>39018511

I'll do sudoku. Sorry for the typo, obtuse friend.
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>>39018429
whats the pic about?
i dont need wood, i have a radiator
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>>39018720
>Turks
>making the jews mad
>Turks
>A key group to the plan of destabilizing Europe, the only nations powerful enough to fight Israel
>As they ruin Europe with their multikulti bullshit, buy oil from ISIS to help destabilize every one of Israel's enemies around that area
>As they go in and dilute their own genes and culture in Europe
>"making the Jews mad"

Shabbot Goy, you are merchant's best ally.
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>>39018429
I'd rather sit home alone than socialize though. It's worth the ""sacrifice"" of not having to listen to women talk.
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>>39018767

Chopping wood is physical work that warms you up. Then burning the wood warms you up.
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>>39018804
That's fair, if that's what you prefer. But just understand that it is a choice you are making.

I'm totally fine with guys who don't want to put up with women's bullshit, so don't go out of their way to deal with women. What pisses me off is the stupidity of guys who think they don't have to do anything and that pussy and gfs will just magically appear out of the woodwork. This has only ever been true for top-tier celebrities.
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>>39018767
The pic was sort of unrelated to my post, I just like it.

But it is a saying that means you benefit most by doing your own work - for chopping wood (as was more common during Henry Ford's time), you usually do it for burning fires to keep you warm. Well, you also warm yourself by chopping it.

Just means do your own work and don't rely on others out of laziness.
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>>39018790
>implying german turks let their children date non-turks

haha anon you are silly
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