ITT: we give suggestions to sir for this year's /fit/ new

>pl8 dispenser
>scoops

>>39006902
1rm...

>>39006902
Big P pranking a twinky azn boy

a roiding turd

>no ash tray in squat rack

>>39006902
>>39006959
I second scoops

I want someone lifting, and struggling with the reps, then Rich Piana coming up to him and shoving 5 scoops in his mouth while yelling at him, and the guy suddenly getting the strength to perform the lift and becoming strong as fuark and leaving humanity behind

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Janoy and dicky del scoopano

>set in a gym
ur welcome brevs

>that first sip
>the power rack through the fucking ceiling
>jogger stalker
>ricardo piano vs it piss

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Is pic related current year? I know the image is but I'm not sure about the concept

>>39006902
>swole shaming
>too intelligent to lift

>too intelligent to lift

Please no political shit

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>>39007035
Not your decision turd

>decline bench
>do it anyway

>shrugs
>know what I'm doing

>lunge
>haven't had breakfast

The list goes on

A bunch of people who look like they barely lift telling a new lifter >yeah i did SS and then progressed to PHUL, it's really good for aesthetics

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>Right babe
>Trappy-Chan
>T H I C C

>>39007022
No.

>>39006902
>that first sip

Fuck off with your forced meme

The debate about whether Cheekie has feminine penis or roid clit.

>>39007022
Take off the trip
Or post body

>>39007100
Looks like someone is grumpy. Must not have had your First Sip™ yet.

Bats' grotesque body

>>39007212
Hnnnng

>>39006902
Here's a suggestion:

DON'T

>>39007212
The only way I could see this being funny is if he portrays bats as a female version of /fit/ incarnation and the then the hate she gets shows fit self hate.

>>39007259
The drawing could be funny. Her being taller than everyone. And very wide hips.

>>39007335
This

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Have you bros had your First Sip of leaving behind humanity

>pl8 dispenser
> That First Sip™
>rumble in the jungle : Affluent Harpsichord vs. The Iron Meteorologist

>>39007155
I tried that shit the other day, and holy fuck it tastes horrible.

>>39007259
Bats can take a playful ribbing. So can cheekie. They should both be featured. Can make fun of them lightly but also make fun of anons reactions to them.

Rich Piana crying in the corner repeatedly saying "right babe? Babe?"

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>>39006902
>First bite of the day

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>>39008205

This.

Just let him work his magic. You'll ruin it with your shitty ideas.

>>39006999
trips confirm

>>39008292

Sir is very busy, he asks for suggestions because he doesn't have time to browse regularly anymore.

>>39006959
Almost everything from the pl8 dispenser thread and also scoops.

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>>39006902

I hope he puts a hamster in there somewhere. Nothing huge, just a quiet little hamster in the corner on a treadmill or something.

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>>39006994

>>39008340
How do you know?

>>39006902
>that first sip of the day
>HEIGHT FACE FRAME
>BIGGER BY THE MOTHER FUCKING DAY GOD DAMN IT, RIGHT B-
>walk in gym
>/gymbully/ + Asian DYEL
>Jason Genova and/or Big Lenny
>PAJEET

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>>39006902
CHAD and his ability to eat copious amounts of PIZZA, remain totally SHREDDED and still rail STACEY. While YOU sit at home and dream of living the way CHAD does.

Also, piano man leaving humanity behind and maybe actually tipping the receptionist.

reiterating some that may or may not have been said bc cba to read the whole thread.

>pl8 dispenser
>scoops
>first sip
>kingdom heartlet
>whole tub of peanut butter
>too intelligent to lift
>chloe (not sure how this would be worked in tho)
>ash tray
>penis inspection day
>36 hard boiled eggs
>gymbully
>chad eating pizza in corner
>lanklet "secret" meaning/conspiracy (the one that happened recently)
>fat jason genova
>willow that one fucking cat that died
>swole mole (please include this)

>>39006902
>How real is retard strength?
>Idk man, how strong are you?

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>>39006902
>FACE HEIGHT FRAME
>CHAD

>>39009224
brainstorming cont.

>that one guy who sips water in between sets
>lmao1jap
>"ignore it its a condition" guy
>/fit/ pick up lines
>you have to eat all the eggs
>if i wanted humor id ask you what your 1rm is

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>>39007100
sounds like you need to relax with a nice sip

>>39007093
Trappy chan is actual cancer on this board. It needs to stop posting, and you people need to stop giving it attention

Chloe Grace Mortez

>>39009337

>if i wanted humor id ask you what your 1rm is

that's been used already

>>39009255
Oh fuck, how did I forget about this

Seconding this one

>>39009349

RARE

My good sir, check thy dubs to grant a rare PEPE

Something about Jason Blaha

>>39009502
The merc with a mouth?

>>39006959
>pl8 dispenser

yes baby please lets hope he'll make it

>penis

>>39006902
>kingdom heartlet
THIS

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>kindom heartlet
>that first sip (tfs)
>posting on a latvian pole vaulting forum, etc.

and this sort of shit:

>tfw squat rack booked through next week
>finally get my 10 minutes friday night right after some poo in loo used it
>40 seconds left
>have to squeeze in one more set
>time is up mid-rep
>warning light flashes
>lose focus
>can't get the bar up to rerack bar
>cables pull bar back quickly
>ohfuck.mural
>slipped a disk
>gym staff saw so my squat license got suspended for 3 weeks
>tfw already reserved squart rack for 14 days from now

>>39008504
I didn't catch that thread, anybody have a screencap?

>>39007093
>trappy chan

Kys. If you like that mentally ill man you are everything that is wrong with this board

>>39009224

Kingdom Heartlet is a must, what a fucking classic.

>>39010623
I'm drawing a blank here, what's kingdom heartlet?

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This one

>>39006902
that first sip won't make it to new years
i hope HEIGHT, FACE, FRAME makes it in

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>>39010642
>pic

>>39010642
i dont have the image fuark. but tl;dr, some guy posted in a thread implying he was jacked or somthing and asked for a bf estimate. he was also wearing comically large shoes in what appeared to be an attempt to make himself taller, and someone made a comment that his shoes were kingdom hearts sized. then the kingdom hearts shops started.

if swole mole doesn't get a spot im leaving fit
same with pl8 dispenser and willow

the "lanklet" epiphany

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>>39010642
I didnt cap it all unfortunatley but heres the biggest pic

>>39009224
>>39009399
oh and
>bane in middle school
fuckin classic

I've been taking a vacation on /o/ for a few years
What the fuck is 'right babe?', Pianoman say something stupid in a video?

Also pl8 dispenser screencap pls

>>39010823
not that i know of. piano and his gf broke up recently, and he used to say it all the time in his videos with her. i may have missed something tho.

dont have a cap of pl8 dispenser, but pl8 dispenser is just a meme that started from people making jokes about extremely upper class gyms. i.e., tipping the receptionist, reserving the squat rack, having inspection for entry, paying to use plates, etc.
i.e.,
>tfw pl8 gets stuck in pl8 dispenser
>tfw pl8 dispenser credit card machine is broken and i didnt bring change

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>walks into the gym taking tfsotd, shitty normie music blasting as loud as possible
>massive line at the pl8 dispenser because some guy forgot a quarter, pl8 dispenser has an ashtray
>kingdom heartlet talking about his height, face and frame
>rich piana crying in the corner "r-right babe?" with the 36 eggs guy
>testosterone trump next to a liberal cuck saying tfw too intelligent to lift
>chloe looking SWOLE
>mrs skeletal
>dude lifting lmao1jap
>swole mole
>retard strength
>The antkeeper guy (pic related, suprised noone mentioned this guy)

thats all ive got guys

>>39010836
legit

>KEGELS

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>>39007093
>trappy

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>>39006902

dont forget this gem

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>>39010754
>>39010642

>>39010836
Hopefully this thread has given some ideas, lad?

>>39011522
More likely herpes.

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>>39011522
I think i could incorporate a few ideas. i still don't really feel completely "justified" making these comics, but they seem to be in demand.

>>39011682
What do you mean by justified?

It's 4chan my man we could literally all be robots

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>>39011682
Nice pic. Hamsters would justify them.

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That guy from /fit/ that put his newly built squat rack through his parent's ceiling

I'm so glad I was there for that thread

>>39011682
As long as we get the continuing adventures of the insane Chinese workout duo I'll be happy

>>39011682

RICK AND MORTY SEASON 3 WHEN

>>39009224
Chloe?
What did I miss?

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A guy trying to control his nofap dick with a cold shower.

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I got a good one. The gym manager scolding/banning a pajeet for not pooing in the loo

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>>39007128
Last I checked this was it, but i didnt look very much.

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Some variation of this would be amazing.

>>39011937
chloe moretz. photoshopping her face onto bodies or shopping her body to be more fridge is a meme. she used to be considered attractive but then started putting on weight.

>>39006902
>power rack through ceiling
I still remember that shit and laugh from time to time. Man, that was so idiotic and silly that now I laugh everytime I workout.

>>39011853
pls respond

>pl8 dispenser
>power rack through the ceiling

What's up with these? I guess I missed something?

>>39012087
see >>39010850

power rack in ceiling was just a picture some anon took of him fucking up the installation of a power rack really badly where he completely fucked his ceiling and had rubble everywhere.

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>guy walks in to the gym
>meets his girlfriend there
>everyone has a girlfriend, is aesthetic and is happy
>manlet comes in looking grumpy
>suddenly grows several inches
>everyone welcomes him to the gym

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>>39012087
>power rack through the ceiling

pic related

>>39011682
HI SIR!

MANLET UPRISING FROM LIKE A DAY AGO

that unconscious guy with the turd shot across the floor and a trailof diarrhea

was that this year?

>>39012146
this thread was the best thing i've ever seen on fit

>>39011682
Just thought I'd let you know I fucking love your comics man.

I seriously want the guy who makes the comics to have a blog so I can see more of his art

>>39006902
Sucking copious amounts of cocks erryday. CMON

>>39012146
>that shitty handwriting

That made me kek even harder

>>39011682
the Zyzz ones are my fav. Keep bringing epicness to this board.

>>39011682
They're awesome.

But I really do wish you'd lift and be a sick cunt.

>praising a fat manlet
y tho

>>39006902
Big P dropping weight plates on an Asian DYELs feet while smoking ciggies and high fiving his mates (we can't put all his exploits in a comic or it will be half porn)

Also the new "it's like pottery" meme
Maybe a potters wheel at the gym or something?

>>39009077
his name is Big P

>>39011682
You have to include Big P he's been the laugh of the year. Its a smoking dudebro who hangs out in the "boneyard" outside the gym high fiving his mates and smoking. Every time there is an Asian DYEL who goes to the gym and they bully him starting with dropping weights on his feet and flicking ciggies at him to full blown rape and murder (leave that last bit out I figure)

>>39013679
>>39013686
>>39013705
easiest samefag

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forgot to suggest this one for last year

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>>39013722
>samefag
you DO realize those are replies to 3 different posts yeah?
i don't think that word means what you think it means...

>>39012700
Are you fucking serious

>>39006902
Keto meme

>>39009224
And marshmallow the hamster

>>39009359
>>39010616
You guys do realize trappy's been gone from some time. If she does post it's without her trip.

>>39009224
dont speak about willow, still getting over her.

>>39009549
Our boy, Hemmingway

>>39006902
Was the thread about the thai massage this year? If yes then Sir should include it.

>>39012146
holy shit kek

>>39011682

Justified schmustified. Theyre highly appreciated

>>39011682
Hey dood. You should make fun of people who doesn't train legs. Cause you know, that applies to 99% of /fit/ populations. Hope you're doing well.

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>>39006902
Can you put asuka in pls?

>>39008255
that jaden smith face for the final panel pls

What's the "lanket conspiracy"?

>>39006902
Pajeet?

>>39007063
OMG it's
>not current year
again!

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>>39007484
>literally falling for a meme

>>39008789
Because sir literally said it

>>39010856
Kek

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>>39011682
SIR you are the reason im looking forward to the end of each year on /fit/!

I love your art buddy

>sir please stay

>>39011682
>I still don't really feel completely "justified" making these comics

brah your work is literally the official '/fit/ rewind 201X'

is BREHS and HIGH TEST/HIGH EST a 2016 thing?

>>39015264
It's October you damn summer child. Go study.

>>39011682
love all of your work, wheres your paypal?

>>39011682
SIR JOIN US ON THE /FIT/ DISCORD BRAH WE LOVE YOU
https://discord.gg/V6aDCbP

>basketball shorts

>>39006902
>Free smells
>LMAO1JAP

>>39011844
cap?

>>39006902
>dick lower than balls
>our boy hemmingway

>>39007051
Why is she blowing his belly button?

>>39015873
>>39012146

>>39010381
FUCKING THIS!!

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>>39007093
As much as i like trappy i think we should have some no homo stuff instead

>>39015918
thanks famallama

>big P smoking ciggies in the boneyard with his mates
>sees asian twink dyel benching
>he offers him a spot
>big p adds a couple of pl8's on each side when the dyel isn't looking
>he gets into position
>big p gives him a liftoff and drops the bar on the dyel's neck
>dyel is croaking and squirming for help as the weight of the bar pushes against his oesophagus
>big p takes his humongous benis out and shoves it down the dyel's throat
>dyel is gagging and at this point losing consciousness
>big p goes even deeper while his mates are smoking ciggies and laughing their eyes out
>the dyel stops breathing and at this point is just being violently shaken by big p deepthroating him
>big p high fives his mates while smoking a ciggie
>never saw the dyel again

>>39010836
GOD SITS AMONG US

>>39012021
Who is this jizzum prism?

>>39014390
Seconded

"Gotta do you're deads, kid"

>>39010856
>No I'm raking in ants

fucking lel

>the guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym

>>39015982

This. That's the meme that it ultimately comes down to.

>>39007022
You trip and don't even know a concept that's old as fuk. Just stop

>>39006902

Comic?

>>39006989
This

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>>39015982
I can't tell if this has become a parody of itself or what
where is this from?

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>>39017731
Its not gay at all
Its post ironic faggatory

https://exhentai.org/g/961479/53e49841ff/

>>39011682

Dude, your comics are great. Keep making them please!

>>39011682
you are awesome

Two autisr yelling at eachother
>Asuka is beter
>No you piece of shit, Rei is best.
Then a third comes up
>Kaworu is best girl, no homo

>>39010836
Include a screencap of this post in the comic

r/4chan doesn't say "no" before "homo"

>>39011682
add me in the comic

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>>39011682

I love you SIR.

>>39011682

hey could you draw scooby as a vampire?

>>39017689
every year a guy makes a comic about /fit/, lurk a bit more and you might see one of the old ones

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>>39011853
underated question

>>39011682
shut the fuck up you beta faggot

everyone here loves you it doesn't matter if you feel like you belong

xDDDDD le bump
just a prank x]
black pepper #1 (:

>>39007022
It isn't the current year, but I don't think he's referenced it in his comics as of yet.

Why not Scooby and Scott in there somehow?
Or Rich Piana's ex wife with a new guy in every panel?

>>39011682
Please give me a blog

>>39014303
Please dont sir, theae threads are pure cringe

>>39010836
NOTICE ME SENPAI

>>39011682
Well I fucking love your shit, probably my favorite content creator of my time on 4chan

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>>39022377
I like the Sarah idea

Does anyone remember /fit/bard?

He used to make songs where the lyrics were feel threads and post vocaroos

Also dump your SIR comics pls guys

>>39011682
No one cares if you're "justified" in making these, they're great and everyone loves your content.

>>39010856
>lmao1jap
fucking totally forgot about this. literally loled out loud. absolutely must be in.

>>39011682
your comics are what got me into /fit/ and 4chan as a whole. for that, fuck you. (theyre fucking great though, pls keep making them)

>>39014281
cheekie please piss on me choke me between those sexy azn legs and make me ur boyslove. love u pls respond or ill jack off to ur pics

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>>39016529
He's a trap/femboi of /fit/
Would fug desu

>>39011682
Come back to lift with us mate. You know you'd love it so much.

>>39010768
what is this one?

>newfags asking for year+ old memes to be included
A lot of good ones though. Need to add the bar into the wall for the squat rack through the roof one

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His name was Hans Ulrich Dietzel
His name was Hans Ulrich Dietzel
His name was Hans Ulrich Dietzel

>>39023614
>>39016529
Kys you mentally ill fucks

>>39017391
>impying that was from this year

Newfag

Just put an actual bat for bats

>>39024147
Fuck off loser

Skimming this thread makes it obvious what a shitty, uneventful year /fit/'s had.

Similar to how my lifts progressed this year, ironically.

>>39024470
uHhhh fuck off fucko

>>39006902
SMOKING CIGGIES IN THE BONEYARD

>>39017689
Yearly comics by SIR with all the memes of the year. They're fucking brilliant and we all look forward to them.

>>39023614
Fuck, that's manta? He looks good.

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>>39009224
Chloe posing in front of a mirror looking huge as fuark and pedro looking at her from a squat rack or something

>>39024714
Those Dick sucking lips tho

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>>39024714
>>39024788
Modern """men"""

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Given the recent rimjob infatuation on this board, he should put a chocolate donut somewhere in this year's strip.

>tfw ants got in my protein again >:(((

>>39025368
Stop forcing this mean you loser, it was never funny

>>39014281
>SS, the board
>Not doing legs