>tfw 12yo cousin says he goes "beastiality mode in the

>>38996886
Did your dog look betrayed that he was looking for some strange outside the home?

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>bestiality mode

>>38996886
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWANTTT SOMEE DOGGOOO PUSSYYYYYYYYYY

>12 yr old
>in gym
lmao

>>38996982
It's a home gym m80 which makes it funnier imo.

What are his PRs

>>38997046

He can already deadlift his german shepard.

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It's his birthday next month tempted to get him a card like pic related.

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>>38996886

>>38997082
Not the only thing he does to his German Shepherd

>>38997681
Not OP but it's probably the other way around

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>be 10
>family dinner
>say that im a big boy
>"kids younger than me should eat pussy meals"
>mfw op made me remember this

>cousin
>(15)
>abs
>solid

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>>38997739
>big boy

>>38996886

Itll be
>that first sip
With the bull semen

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>>38997739
>be 9
>family + family friends dinner
>kid next to me teaches me the 'you drive me nuts' hand motions
>immediately turn to my mom and show her the same set of motions
>mfw op made anon made me remember this

> pick up pizza from little Caesars with bulletproof counter window
> we wait like 10 minutes with some ghetto nigs,a few are wearing suits
> in the car with dad
> "those were some well endowed black men in there"
> that refers to a large manhood, anon
> oh I thought it meant rich
> it might historically but not really

>>38998319
Good file name.

>>38996886
Wew lad who showed your cousin 4chan

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>>38998018
Holy shit is that costume supposed to make his skin white

one time a guy ironically said need a spot big man and i said no i use spotter bars because im autistic.

i love taking steroids and loading plates on the bar for sets of 1-3 reps so people know what a big guy i am. i love being a "powerlifter" at LA fitness.

>>38998319
I dont know what that hand motions look like

>>38998401
you = *point at the person*
drive = *pretend like you're driving/holding a steering wheel*
me = *point at yourself*
nuts = *point at your crotch/balls*

>>38998401
This

>>38998469
We had the same thing but for nuts we would orbit our hand around our ear with our index finger outstretched.

You drive me crazy/nuts.

Did you end up banging your mum though?

>>38998776
We had the 'crazy' version too. That was first I learned of the 'nuts' edition which blew my mind at the time. But no she thought it was immature and wouldn't smash.

>>38996886
>cousin
>12
>dick
>"huge"

>finish squats
>re-rack weights and say "I feel like I just let a huge weight off my shoulders"
>gym erupts in laughter

>>38996886
common misconception. It's "bestiality" not "beastiality". so sorry but your joke has been revoked

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>>38999006
You tryna revoke my joke, bloke?

>>38999044
Dubs cancel out dubs, so neither are correct

>>38999090
But he has quads

>>38999102
Both did though

>>38998342
lol

>>38998977
nice pasta

>>38999102
HEhe

>>38997903
I like it a lot

>>38997681
haaah he's implying the kid has sex with the dog

>>38998977
>lifting near active volcanoes

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>tfw my sisters 7yo daughter said i had fit privilege

I had no words.

>>38999967
honor kill your sister imo

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>tfw a black man fucked my 12yo cousin.

Fucking beastiality

>>38999999
>>39000000

>>39000009
>you actually thought this was funny and posted it thinking others would feel the same

lol

>>39000009
my man, you have saved a double pepe double wojack image and you come to my board to try and impress us with your story of being cucked by your 12 year old cousin/lover?

>>38999929
>not doing lava dips

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>>39000148
impressed now?

>>39000206
honestly....
yes

>>38997138
LMAO do it. Post response

>>38996886
A few years from now he'll be on /fit/ posting a greentext about the time he said some stupid shit about beastiality mode at the dinner table and complaining about how autistic and awkward he is. Look forward to hearing from him OP.