Mirin thread >in the gym >push(meme)day, doing shoulders

>>38984591

Mirin threads = things that never fucking happened

every story posted under this post will be completely fabricated stories from lunatics!

>>38984606
Ahh, this actually happened today tho, don't be so insecure because you don't get any mires.. lol

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>>38984606

Yeah man I read some of this shit and none of the stories ever seem to add up. They're either way overplayed, or hurr durr the banker smiled at me 2day haha did i make it?

>>38984591
What do you press?

and

>on bulk
>girl asks if I've gained weight

Closest I've been to a mire in a while

>>38984725
You mean OHP? Not much, because of my shoulder injury, highest I've been is 80KG OHP.

>>38984591
Only mirin story I remember.

>at Walmart
>just ended cut, early 20's, 6'4 186lb, ~15% body fat.
>wearing gym shorts and a white undershirt.
>walk past tanned 30something biker woman
>she's giving me eyes hard
>walk away as fast as possible and keep an eye out for her

She wasn't overweight or anything glaring like that, just generally unattractive and sun-aged. Also missing a few teeth I think.

Does that count as making it?

>>38984591
Post pic

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>>38984591
Been mired all week, feels FUCKING amazing. Dyel but now I have an ex BB competitor as PT.

>get told in front of many other dyels that I'm getting huge

>Female friend tells me I look bigger, points at chest and shoulders
>Her bf gets jealous saying it's not true (he could've said nothing)

>People I can't stand said I could wreck them at any sport, due to the size of my arm

This one is my fav:
>Yesterday
>doing seated bicep curls
>First time coming girl doing abs excercises on a swiss ball next to me
>She stared at me the whole gym session
>As I do a couple curls she slips off the ball and crashes loudly on the floor
>I can't help laughing
>Pt tells her this is what happens when you get distracted
>She then asked me to try that excercise
We never talked before. Today she brought it up again asking me if I had fallen recently

Being /fit/ fit is a meme
I'm better than ~95% of the other guys irl

>>38984591
>working out at school gym
>girl starts working out next to me
>i glance over at her a couple times and she smiles
>continue to check her out in the mirror
>she looks at me, smiles, laughs a little and waves
>i wave back

i like sexual tension, her bf showed up later though :(

>>38985804
Ask her if she's in love, not if she has a bf.
There's a big difference

>>38985684
>Being /fit/ fit is a meme
>I'm better than ~95% of the other guys irl
Depends where you are. Many of us are at state colleges, for example, where there are tons of huge guys.

>>38986101
>in the gym
Fucking tiny DYEL
>outside the gym
Massive

Okay heres my story

>Working behind the counter
>Old guy comes up to me
>Did you used to play sports in college
>Nope sir (I basically drank beer and played video games)
>Okay have a nice day
>You too

Hope you liked my story

>>38985870
hahaha
>a-are you i-in love?
>uhh what?

>>38986406
What's so hard?
>so, you in love with your boyfriend?
>hmm lol idk
Cuckening

Seattle is full of Asian DYEL's and lard asses. Literally just having visible veins makes you a step up than everyone.

Reposting since to my knowledge I have only ever had one mire.

>be me
>raise and show cattle
>time for show
>changing in buddies trailer
>getting done, sit down to lace up my boots
>buddy's sister comes from the back of the camper
>didn't know anyone was in here
>oh well, doesn't concern me
>buddies sister sits on my lap
>squeezes my arm
>your getting big anon
>autism prevents me from seeing what's going on
>ask her to get up, I have to show
>go show
>realize halfway through the show what I just did
>track her down after show
>wants nothing to do with me
>guess I pissed her off, IDK

And that is how I missed my chance at a thicccccccc 17 year old cheerleader for $10 and a shitty ribbon. Social retardation sucks hard sometimes.

>>38986469
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

When I was a spooky sketal, I had a girl mire my 12" arms and ask if I had been working out

Now they're like 14.5" and people joke I'm "huge" etc.

Moral: People are retards

>>38985185
>6'4
>186
nigga you a skeleton

>doing weighted pull ups in the cage
>resting between sets when these 2 girls ask if they can use it to squat
> yeah go ahead i take long breaks anyways
>they do their terrible version of squats with the bar
>proceed to talk to themselves beside the cage
>time to do my set
> one of the girl stops mid sentence to stare at me while i do my set
was only doing a plate for added weight

>>38985804
>Behaving like that even though she has a boyfriend
She's gonna cheat, only variable is the guy who will fuck her.
Go ahead bro

>>38986406
>what is flirting

>>38987404
They really are, how long you been lifting?

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>be me
>making mad gains
>when little sisters friend comes over I always catch her looking at me
>trying to touch me all the time and shit lately
>when she talks to me she always tries to sound nice and polite
>extra girly and stuff
>sister commented one time "why are you talking like that?"
>when I hear her talking to my sister she's always loud and has a potty mouth
>whenever enter the same room they are in she suddenly turns into nice quiet sweetheart
>never really pay much attention to it
>figure she's mirin and somewhat intimidated by me
>other night she's over doing homework with my sister
>I'm in the room when this happens
>snap pic
This has to be intentional right brehs?
I'm really started to think she wants the cock but she's only a kid, I'm 22 and a autistic kissless virgin, wat do?

>>38991091
how old is she though lol

>>38986469
>>38985870
I'd love to see someone actually do this

>>38987404
>Moral: People are retards
Lol, your standards are just bloated because you yourself lift seriously and you look at buff dudes and Girls every day

>>38991091
>lying about teen pu**y
>on an Ethiopian bee keeping image board
why? just why?

>>38987404
How tall are you? I'm 5'10 and my brothers keeps bullying me for my 16inch arms

>>38992265
Not the guy you're replying too


>I am 5'11 and I have 13.5 inch arms
I wish I had 16 inchers brah

>break my collar bone
>get a botched surgery
>get fat from not exercising for 6 months
>finally getting back into the gym
>after 5 weeks people asking me if I lost weight
>8 weeks people telling me I look good.
>I look in the mirror and I see a fat slob who should die

at least people are being nice to me :^)

>DYEL + 4 weeks SL
>squatting 5x5 44kg
>girl comes to the rack opposite and starts squatting 50kg high reps
>looking down in embarrassment during rests
>notice she's smiling at me in the mirror
>move onto iso exercises in a different area
>she walks past and briefly resumes miring

D-definitely not laughing but was miring.

>>38987039
Stop reposting your shitty story in every mirin thread faggot

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>>38994325
2/2

>>38986502
So you're saying I can move to Seattle and cuck everyone?

>>38994325

Oh my god that damage control.

>>38994325
staged as fuck

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>At a party
>Female friend female nurse is there (no FWB)
>Talking with group
>Female nurse female friend says, "Damn, Anon, your forearms are looking great!" (she knows I gym 5 days a week)
>Non-friend female compliments also
>Another non-friend female says, "Let's see those abs!"

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>Do a stomach vacuum before I lift shirt

And boom goes the dynamite

>Sucking my stomach in releases a LOUD protein fart
>Pants become wet and warm
>I just sharted loudly at a party
>Females laugh as I run away

I have never gone to a party ever again and I have not seen female friend nurse female since

Still don't have real abs

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>>38994825
Fucking kek

>>38986406
"p-please respond"

>>38994825
>Still don't have real abs

The saddest part of that story.

>>38984591
If they are 3.149/10s why are you happy?

>>38998299
What does 3.14 even mean? I never understood this part of the meme...

>>38984606
t. never been mired

>>38998299
>>38998328
It's Pi you fucks, so qt3.14 means cutiepie

>>38998455
Ok, i thought it was something along these lines. Thanks babe