Would you do me /fit/ I matched on tinder with the fittest human

>>38979933
I'd give you a poke if the TV was broke.

start squatting

yeah but only because i like chubby girls

Show your ass then I'll know if I would do you, and arch your back while you show it

You've got no ass : ^ (

No tits, no hips, nails not painted. Meh. 5/10.

You don't look exceptionally hot, but you do look averagely good. I'd say a 7/10, would look 9/10 after you put in more work. Overall, if your personality doesnt kill interest, I'd say you have a good shot.

>>38979933

yeah but only because i have a fetish for disgusting looking roasties

>>38979933
I'd do it twice. You better show some enthusiasm though.

More squats please

good enough/10

your body is REALLY average
depends on your face

>>38979933
You look like any girl between 17 and 27 who isn't a complete failure.

if your face isn't terrible and you're nice personality wise, sure

I might be in the minority but to me personality is the most attractive quality after a certain point (no amount of personality will save a tattood landwhale for example). Sex is about having fun and enjoyment after all, it's at its best when it's with a person you get along with outside fucking too

>>38979933
You need muscle not really a cut.

Meet up with the dude, if he's fit I'm sure he'll have no trouble explaining to you how to be healthier and he might even take you to the gym.

Nice titles btw, would motorboat and I like your hair.

Get the fuck out with those hearts bs. Show me your tits and i might take 20seconds of my life to tell you whats wrong with you and how you could make it better

>>38979933
Vagina pizza are the best

>>38979933
Please be in Greece

Hope your ready for the best pump and dump of your life sweetie.

LONDON

whew you guys are savage
not untrue though
i'll put off the meetup then, not worth

Life is so unfair. Girls literally can put no effort in, be skinnyfat and fit dudes will still hook up with them. It's an injustice, a crime

>>38980036
Hahaha you let /fit/ get to you didn't you?

Half these dudes are just jealous you want to lay someone and it's not them.

You're body is not perfect OP but it's not like you're going on the date nekkid. Go talk to this dude, if he's genuine and so are you I'm sure he'd love to help you get fit and fuck you a long the way.

It's worth a shot OP. Get yourself out of your comfort zone or risk a life of fear and complacency.

>>38980068
cringe

she's not going to fuck you

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>>38980068

Nice post, brother! I just tipped and i hope i send you the energy from it. Marvellous!

I'd put the lime in de coconut

>>38980036
whoa hey ok hold on
your body is fine. you just look like a normal human being and i mean that in a good way, you're not unattractive. i dont know what it means coming from a female, but im bi and i think your body is nice. plus you said you are still working out, does he know that? youre still working on yourself. you dont have to be perfect straight away damn

are you after him romantically or just sexually? i know looks can be important and really daunting when you meet someone from online, but dont stop yourself from possibilities because what a bunch of fags online said.

is the dude talking to you? showing interest? meet up with him. or just talk to him some more

sorry for white knighting, just throwing my few cents in.

>>38980081

WHAT?! SHE WON'T FUCK ME? AHHHH DARN.

you twat.

Trying to give this lady a realistic perspective because no one else will.

>>38979933

Need to do a load of left sided db bench press tho to even out those tits

>>38979933

>Fear of being rejected

So you're on tinder looking for a relationship? Uh..and then post nudes on /fit/ to see if you're good enough

I mean 95% of us would probably fuck you, you're average tier body at best though at least not out of shape totally. I'd fuck a well distributed chubby girl though if I was desperate so take it as it is.

London

>>38979933
You're not really fit, miss noass. But the reality is that fit guys don't get as much prime pussy as you think they do. You matched, that means he'd plow you. Wear something nice, be flirty and he's gonna fuck you.

Btw guys, see? A lot of girls are just as autismo as we are. They only get like this for hot guys tho.

>>38980036
its just true, youre totally average, but average girls can pull hot guys.

if youre just looking to bang sure go meet him, youll just be another one in the long list of girls chad has pumped and dumped. just dont bitch about it later.

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>>38980068
>mfw thinking about you hurting

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>>38979933
Maybe when I'm wasted.

>>38979933
Would match but would probably run into a lot of problems in our relationship because I wouldn't know how to tell you I'm not really attracted to you

>>38979933
>Would I fuck you
Yes

>Would I date you
Depends on your face

Your body isn't amazing though

Yep, female priviledge is still great, i'm sorry it sucks. But honestly, i've only seen fit guys in relationships with fit girls, so skinnyfats are usually tossed aside after a while :') whatever though
>>38980068
Doubt it anon, so many guys on this board are fuckin zyzz level, would do. Not surprised if standards are high
>>38980110
Thank yah, i'm asking fit specifically because he's so fit lol. We've been talking on/off for about two weeks, can't really tell if he's too interested
And no big, all advice is welcome
>>38980124
That's why i don't want to do it, hookups are really a last ditch resort
>>38980135
People have rated my face from 6-10, so idk

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>>38979933
Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me, sugar?
PERFECT. Don't ever change.
You deserve everything and anything you want.
Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

>>38979933
meh

>>38980066
First comment here >>38980143
Was meant for you soz

>>38980131
>wait before we have sex...let me show you my body naked

W...why are women retarded?

>>38980143
Just go on the date you fucking pussy. You have nothing to lose. Also, please shape up that ass. Or don't.

It literally matters fuck all, but you decided to ask the Ethiopian injera recipe forum for tips.

>>38980143
desu you sound like a pretty decent gal. if your face is cute you might be gf material. people who rate 10/10 are just fedoras trying to get in your pants or girls who are fake af, average out the other ratings.

you could just tell the guy youre not looking for a hookup and go for some coffee, get to know him. maybe hes just a /fit/ autist and not chad, so you could kick it off.

>>38979933
Fuck all these pricks having a go at you, because you aren't interested in tracking them down over a malaysian church gospel imageboard and fuck them.

She didn't say roast me, faggots.
She said "would you do me"

The answer is unequivocally YES. Thats speaking for 80% of you fuckers too and you know it. If OP wants more than that, let her fucking ask.

>inb4 whiteknight
>inb4 mfw thinking of you hurting
>inb4 fedora tips
>inb4 any of that crap

>>38979933
i dunno, how tall are you OP?
what color are your eyes?
what color is your hair?

>>38980189

Nice proxy op

>>38980112
your entirepost screams white knight autist, just stop.

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>>38980197
Since its not in the same picture as my n00dz i'll post my face CAN'T FIND ONE WITHOUT A STUPID FILTER i am sorry
>>38980185
Thanks anon, i try. A childhood's worth of being ugly has taught me humility

>>38979933
>the fittest human being alive
Post pics, i want to see this guy

>>38980189
OP is NOT going to have sex with you memeboy. Stop sperging out.

>>38979933
Groace

>fittest human being alive
Why are all british womemes so objectively disgusting and should be shot in the head?

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>>38980189
I don't think the question is "would you fuck me given absolutely no other options"

The answer(s) to that question are useless and irrelevant.

>>38980165
Newfag lurk more

>>38980229
qt 9/10 face, but your body is lacking compared.

>>38979933
>small boobs
>sad butt
>unkept hair
>didn't even bother to remove things in front of the mirror
I'll give you a 5/10 only because I see some faint tan lines and those are my fetish.

Squat more.

>>38980231
Seconded. It would be interesting what an actual girl means by that.

Just censor his face, if you dont want to expose the guy.

>>38979933
yes, just like a majority of men, but that's not saying much. There's a lot of room for improvement there.

>>38980110
>. i dont know what it means coming from a female, but im bi and i think your body is nice.
Further proof that women are aesthetically stunted and can NEVER understand beauty.

>>38979933
Need to see face desu. Your body is ok. Not up to fit standards, but its ok.

Hell do the nasty with you if you guys go out and you make it obvious he can though, so no worries :3

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>>38980231

>>38980251
>tan line fetish

My nigga

>>38980229
I would allow you to bear my offspring/10

>>38980143

Doesn't matter if you are a women, if you only look for a hook up and a good fuck go ahead.

Basically go ahead anyway what can you lose?

>>38980263
Aaaand you blew it. Now it's easy find him, and find you. Enjoy.

>>38980263
ay lmao

So, it's true after all that girls do swoon over ottermode guys.

>>38980263
YANG eats PIZZA and fucks OP while you whiteknight in 4CHAN

>>38980279
I care why? What are you going to do, ddox me
Babby's first hax

>>38980263
Thats the ugliest dog ive seen in my life
Anyway, fittest guy alive is a hyperbole to say the very least but if youre happy with that then good for you

>>38980229
Holy fuck what an ugly mug.
7/10 eyes though.

>>38980250
>9

lol

>>38980265
gf has permanent tan lines on dat ass from when she was abroad and got burnt af
all year, every year
fucking love it

Sup Kara? Why are you cheating on your cuck of a boyfriend?

>>38980287
>ottermode
anon...

>>38980290
>YANG eats RICE and fucks OP while you whiteknight in 4CHAN
ftfy

>>38980250
im trying to be nice, 7.5/10 is realistic though.

>>38980229
This is the guy who asked hair and eye color, and yes I would smash you without a doubt. I also whiteknighted for you once, and am feeling pretty happy with that choice right now.

All these faggots just threw a butterface on that top pic and started acting like they weighed 10 kilos more with 5% less BF than they have in real life and started tearing you apart because they know A) they are anonymous B) they have no chance with you and C) it pisses them off you are decent looking (body)

watch them all do a 180 now you've shown your face.

>mfw this whole thread

>>38980263
Is he 5'5?

>>38980319
good one made me chuckle

>>38980311
i want to be you now faggot.

>>38980229
>>38980263
Is this a stealth asianmasculinity thread?

>>38980313
He is, he just a huge curlbro. Looks aesthetic, tho.

>>38980311
post pics you faggot

>>38980229
hey ill see you on the q88 today u bitch

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FUCK YOU TOOLS
>implying OPS pic is the same person as that face - look at the BF% differences
>implying that asian guy is really the fittest guy on earth
>implying that 9/10 face would want an asian ottermode
>implying any of this shit is real at all
>implying we aren't all taking the bait right now

KILL YOURSELVES AND ME WITH YOU

>>38979933
Lol I have a bigger ass than you.

Why do white girls even try?

>>38980323
Refer to
>>38980309

>>38980351
Is it time to ask OP for a timestamp?

>>38980334
too big to be ottermode.

>>38980260
please die friend. not everyone has to look the same

>>38979941
Seconded

>>38979933
He's def out of your league, you probably won't be rejected but you'll just be used for sex and then dropped. Anyway you go hop on chads dick girl.

>>38980229
Julia Voth is that you

Don't have paper on me. Ask for a thing i can do in a picture, like touch my nose or smt and i will deliver

>>38979933
I'd do you

comfy gf material

>>38980351
>>implying OPS pic is the same person as that face - look at the BF% differences
you're retarded.

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>>38980364
First result in google. The only diff is their arms IMHO.

>>38979933
Not fat/10

Would date a to least once

>>38980068
>>38980110
>>38980112
I'm glad I'm not the only gentleman on this board. Tis a great thing to see!

>>38980354
My (white) wife has the finest ass you've ever seen. Only a problem for some white girls.

>>38980223
Autist I am.
White Knight, maybe.

I just would rather see kindness and love than nastiness and hate. I'd rather be constructive than destructive, but to each their own.

>>38980363
>>38980379

>>38980382
so we agree he's not ottermode, good.

>>38980309
>eyes
>implying this isn't one of those autistic Snapchat filters that makes your eyes stupidly big

>>38980395
This
White girls asses > all other asses

you're a cunt

>>38980399
stop honestly. All i can imagine is a fat bearded numale in a fedora. Stop being a social autist.

>>38980323
>watch them all do a 180 now you've shown your face.
Her body isn't that nice. But her face is great. What's wrong with being honest?

>>38980263
OP, are you from Germany? This guy looks a lot like that asian guy at my gym.

Or maybe it's just that all asians actually look the same.

>>38980407
Do a squatting pose. nude.

>>38979933
As a virgin I would fuck any human that resembles a female so yea I would definitely fuck you.

>>38980417
>Stop being a social autist

Once this train starts, it don't stop amigo

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Hey, another grill here. I think you should go on this date with the ottermode asian, and I don't think you should be embarrassed. You have a cute face and if you're in the US, you have a better body than 75% of your counterparts.

That being said, will you take some advice? I think you need to stop cutting, I think a small bulk would really do wonders-- especially for dat ass. I'd say bulk TDEE+300/400, no higher-- and don't fall into the dirty bulk trap. Lift every other day while on this bulk, do a hypertrophy routine but alter it to be a bit more lower-body centric (or just add in some lower-body accessories like barbell hip thrusts, cable pull throughs, etc.)

Good luck have fun!

>>38980419
This, honesty is better. I fucking hate being faked on
>>38980429
No, russia
>>38980434
This isn't a nsfw friendly board soz

>>38980440
better but still cringeworthy

>>38980319
kek

>>38980445
Russian women would go for Asians?

Russian woman speak proper English?

Something is off...

>>38980229
well,

first the good news:
- you have very nice hair
- a decent face (not particularly my cup of tea but face to face IRL is something totally different to photos)
- you probably look good clothed

the bad news:
- you have a very average body, however the average today is not partcularly attractive. You're lacking the right curves and lines since youre quite pudgy/chubby with no muscles.
You look like an average female with near to no regular physical activity. But as I understand youre starting to change that.

The verdict:
Looking at your pictures on the screen Im not getting aroused at all. I don`t really want to see more of you. I dont feel like I would put any effort into persuing you.
BUT on the internet we have different standards because we are bombarded with 10/10 model pics, instagram thots etc. so perspectives here are very skewed.
I think if I we interacted IRL I'd probably find you attractive and fuckable. There's also more to attraction than only face and body.

Another thing regarding your date:
Let me tell you one thing from a man's perspective. If you guys get to the moment where youre both undressed the guy will most definitly want to fuck you no matter how you look naked.

>>38980451
Meh I don't give a fuck really. I am what I am, could give a fuck if my autism triggers you.

>>38980323
>watch them all do a 180 now you've shown your face.
I wouldnt date her but i havent posted anything in this thread about her so far, your attitude however is kind of sad

>they have no chance with you
its an anonomous image board you retard, not one fucking poster in this thread is likely to be even withone a thousand mile radius from her...
Do girls usually suck your dick after you come to their rescue?
Im not gonna be mean to OP because i dont care about her but white knights in general really piss me off

>>38980442
I've tried, I only gain weight in the torso, and in other unflattering parts. So idk, i'd rather build muscle starting off thin
>>38980466
Daddy trump isn't president yet, i immigrated 10 years ago

>>38980469
>guys will most definitly want to fuck you no matter how you look naked.
I fixed that for you
I cant think of any reason a girl fails to get laid, except being fat ofc

>>38979933
honestly [spoiler]no[/spoiler]

>>38980469
P.S.:

just please don't think this guy would want a relationship with you unless you have a 1 in million personality.

>>38980508
honestly, you would you virgin faggot

>>38980509
Oh yeah i know, lol. From the conversation he doesn't seem like he wants a relationship

>>38980491
Were you not lifting enough while bulking? Eating "clean" foods? That could have contributed to stomach bloat. If you're bulking I'd honestly recommend lifting every other day, going to sleep at a decent hour, etc. Really embrace the bulk and try to do it in the best way possible.

Cutting is fine, but it mostly leads to a skinnyfat figure, unless you're already a hungry skeleton.

>>38980509
>she's talking about hooking up with some guy on tinder
>HURR DURR DON'T THINK HE'LL WANT TO WIFE YOU UP!!!!

>>38980544
skinnyfat figure on a girl is fine.

>>38980491
Are you American? Why would Americans move to Russia? Isn't that unusual?

>>38980571
Are you dumb, she went from russia to america

>>38979933
Straight heterosexual guy with a dadbod bordering on athletic mode here.

Would fuck, and probably keep you around as a fuck buddy if the sex was good and you had the right kind of personality.

If we really hit it off, would knock the dust off of your pussy bareback and cuddle with you after. But that's only if we hit it off.

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>>38980571
Where did you learn to read?

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>>38980566
I disagree. I think everyone should strive to reach a nice physique, and I think putting effort into your body shows a lot about your character. Any average person can remain skinnyfat.

Also, fit girls are cute as heck. Don't tell me you'd rather have a skinnyfat.

>>38980229
There's no way that's you. Nice ruse.

>>38980588
>Are you dumb, she went from russia to america

But my first question to her was "Are you from Germany, guy looks like a guy from my gym bla bla"
She replied with "No, Russia", which is understood as "No, I don live in Germany, I live in Russia".

But whatever.

>>38979933
As long as your face isn't hideous or you have horrible hamburger nipples or something you're totally doable. Not jaw droppingly stunning or anything, your body's a bit plain, but it's nice enough and I'd stick my dick in you and feel pretty good about it afterwards.

But if you matched on tinder doesn't that mean he swiped you too? In other words he thinks you're a qt, so why the fuck are you worrying. As long as your pussy is warm and wet he'll enjoy it when you put his dick inside it, so stop stressing about it.

Unless.... I get it. You're just after compliments and attention aren't you?

>>38980165
>tfw you will never get your newfag innocence back

>>38980334
>>38980287

That's barely obtainable natty.

>>38980617
Rarely does getting fit and muscular make a chick hot.
Girl in your pic is cute in spite of the extra muscle not because of it.

>>38979933

even average and ugly women have a very good chance of getting banged by chads, don't expect a relationship though, unless your face is hot, can't tell since it's all blacked out

>>38980624
>>38980624
Already said, tell me what pose to make, like touch nose or smt and i will post a picture. Don't have paper on me

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>>38980642
>he'd rather fuck a skinnyfat than this

>>38979933

Will he get that pizza on your klunge? if so you've got 100% chance of shagging him

>>38980663
take a pic with a spoon

>>38979933

I think most men would gladly put their penis in your vagina, at least once. Beyond that, who knows.

>>38980641
You have low standards for what a natty can achieve.

Where is that Isley picture when you need it?

>>38979933
Good enough for catch and release. Not a trophy though.

>>38980229

>dem eyes

would smash with the force of 1000 suns, bunch of fucking gaylords in this thread

>>38980666
that's not what I said. Skinnyfat girls aren't inherently unattractive like a skinnyfat guy.

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>>38980698
Dont have Isley's pic but here is a pic of Steamrollan. He's way bigger than that guy and as far as I know, natty.

>>38979933

Honestly no. With that body You need to have extremely nice looking face if I would do you.

>>38980720
>He doesnt want to fuck everything with a vagina
>He must be gay
Yeah nice logic there mate, must be nice not to have any fucking standard what so ever

>>38980663
Just do a peace sign. With your face visible. You're quite beautiful if that's really you.

>>38980263

This dude looks great but his chest is lacking.

>>38980756
t. 4chan autist

>>38980759
Most of the people shitting on her are in fact gay or women.

>>38980750
Asian dude has way bigger arms.

>>38980750
Yeah, but he's black.

>>38980759

m8 she's decent, if you don't want to fuck her you are a fucking faggot or one of those hipsters who pretends like he has ridiculously high standards to impress people

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>>38980677
>>38980677
I only have a fork, i'm in school

>>38979933
HANK HILL ASS
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>>38980797
You should be more confident in your looks, M'lady.

>>38980785
I feel sick for defending a tripfag here, but it just appears so because Steamrollans arms are proportional to his body size. Put side to side, I believe Sr would have bigger arms.

>>38980797
Now I see why you use the pic filters...

>>38980785
no, asian dude has proportionally bigger looking arms

asian dude probably 5'6

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>>38980760
Here u are. My face is chubby as well unfortunately

>>38980777

Go fuck yourself basement whiteknight, I am a autistic because I am not attracted to this?

I didnt even get a boner on this picture, that's how her body is bad, not my fault you are settling with this because low betas have low targets

>>38980797

Serious question, why do you want to bang a manlet?

>>38980818
I don't think so. The Asian dude smells of peds. Rollan looks natty.

>>38980750
>nigga genes

one of the only upsides of being a nigga.

>>38979933
would have sex with you in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>38980797
you look indeed of russian decent

I'd bang for sure, but wouldn`t want anyone to know

>>38980165
That version is shopped. In the original it does, in fact, have a dick.

>>38980791
I wouldnt fuck her because i dont find her attractive, quite simple
Im not gay because i dont find this one particular girl attractive, it is quite possible to find diffrent types of girls attractive

>>38980842
>asian guy smells of peds

holy shit lmao are you retarded

natty shoulders and traps, check

completely attainable natty physique, check

bodyfat level attainable natty, check

skin looks completely natty, check

Do you know anything about sterons at all?

>>38980797
>>38980832
having put my dick in crazy, your eyes look like you crazy

>>38980832
I'm slav, so I might be biased, but you're really pretty. Still, you seem like a shallow tinder slut with attention seeking issues, so that equalizes your hotness.

>>38980865
I've had people reject me because of that before, yes

>>38980848
>being a nigger is the upside to being a nigger
Yeah, that sums it up

>>38980150
THANK YOU

>>38980865
>>38980865
she posts on 4chan/fit/ and asks if guys would put their dick in her

how did you need to see her eyes to deduce that

>>38980862
I know everything about sterons. What do you want to know?

>>38980865
if someone is posting on 4chan they probably aren't normal

>>38980885
Lets start with why you think he juices?

>>38980871
I'd smash you, but not before giving a fake name and only if I'll never see you again.
>>38980881
>>38980896
True, the crazy I dicked did post on 4chan ca. 2006-2010

>>38980842
the asian is definitely natty
>smooth delts
>natty traps
>10-12% bf

nothing crazy here...

i'd say rollan looks less natty, but he probably is.

To wrap this fuckboy thread up, to OP:

You clearly think he is hot, go for it. Just remember to not put him on a pedestal, men can smell desperation from miles away. Same advice obviously goes for men and putting women on a pedestal.

His body is nice, but totally achievable to any scrub who hits the gym 4 times a week. Also remember to ask him for his height.

>>38980897
>>38980927

The last picture. It might be photoshopped or taken year or two after starting sterons though. Cannonball shoulders and huge arms like that really smell of peds. On the first pic he looks like he could be natty.

>>38980832
Given how fuckable you look in these pictures your body is kinda disappointing in comparison.
Tone up a bit and you'd easily slip into the 8-9/10 that everyone here drools over.

>>38980832
Qt

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>>38979933
W-where do you live OP. F-florida?

>>38979933
Amy?

>>38980066
This. I fucking hate sloots.

>>38980972
no, he is anglin' the camera hard, with a pump, while flexing

you're retarded if you wanna call 'cannonball shoulders' on a sidepic with overhead lightning

on top of that, they dont even have the cannonball look

t. someone who lifts

>>38980750
>dat hgh + insulin gut

you are fucking blind, newbie or what?

>>38980987
Bless you anon ;-; i'm trying, i still have like 30 pounds to lose.

>>38981004
>t. someone who lifts
sure thing, you fat shit

Painfully average. Create a body you can be proud of instead.

But yeah, pretty much all men fuck average chicks.

>>38979933
Maybe it's because of my 3week nofap but LONDON/10

>>38981007
>insulin gut
he has major case of hyper lordosis. Even fucked up his spine because of it

>Asking /fit/ if they would a female
Do stats to fix the gape where your ass should be

>>38980750
rolan is hot as fuck no homo but I kinda doubt full natty

>>38980229
Further proof that women with attractive faces just don't give a shit about their bodies.

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>using tinder for anything other than one night standards

>>38979933

Yes.

>>38979933
Show him that you're down for stuff other girls wouldn't do, dirty talk and overly sexual stuff tends to be awkward and cringeworthy, but if you just suddenly rim him mid-blowjob I guarantee you he'll be impressed, it's why I stick with my sorta chubby, rimjob giving GF.

>>38981066
Actually i moved around the start of highschool and it fucked me up the asshole emotionally, but thanks

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>>38980263
>a grrl actually likes an asian guy

So... there's a chance?

>>38980325
Approximately, given that brick's standard size is about 65mm and he is as tall as 22 bricks, you can make a rough estimation taking into account also the separation between bricks which is about 1cm.

75mmx22=165cms tall or 5'5''.

>>38980862
"natty traps" requires having traps at all

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>>38980229
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38980840
How can you tell he's a manlet? He looks decently tall

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>>38981097
And a russian cutie at that.

>>38979949
Shes got a handful of tits what do you want dd so you can hold one tit with two hands as for the ass she could squat more

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You are incredibly hot and I would love to have sex with you
If you did some squats that would be great

>>38980797
>claims not to have a picture without a stupid filter
>suddendly posts a picture without a filter in the same outfit

Clearly legit, yeah.

>>38981122
Clothes? She legit posted her naked torso, why are you looking to start shit on a clothed picture

>>38979933
Gotta be honest we need that face. If you're a 7-10 (pretty) you're perfectly fine.

>>38981142
I was in class, and idk if you're colorblind or what, but it's a different shirt

>>38981160
>>38980229

>tfw girl I started seeing recently has no ass

How do i get her to start squatting without offending her?

>>38981144
Try harder, maybe you will finally lose your virginity haha

>>38980229
>>38981160
Yea you're doable why are you so insecure what happened?

>>38981171
>"come workout with me qt"
>do squats and donkey kicks
>???
>profit

>>38981171
>How do i get her to start squatting without offending her?
"hey flatass, you have a flat ass. How about doing some squats? ill show you how, it will be fun"

>>38981161
Yeah i am actually, fuck you!

>>38981171
Tell her you want to spend more time together, and get more involved in each other's interests. If you have friends who have fit girlfriends, provide that example. Then show her around the gym, compliment her when she does squats. Etc

>>38980832
You look hot op, body's lacking alittle but nothing the gym won't change, make a go for it.

>>38981188
I would marry her in a heartbeat if she had nice personality.

>>38981171
How can you cum desu

>>38981213
Who's jewing who for (you)s now?

>>38980797
If this dude doesn't want to bang you I will. Your eyes are fucking incredible.

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Have you tried removing bread from your diet?

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>>38979933
You matched with Sean?

I doubt it's actually him, and you should settle down with an incel instead. Don't be a hypergamous slut

>>38980333
Absolutely

>>38980832
You have good Slavic facial aesthetics. Your body is plain but at least you are not fat. Here in America you would be considered a pretty hot chick.

Your posterior chain is under developed. This is where there is the biggest room for improvement for you. Start doing deadlifts, romanian deadlifts, and maybe some squats. The increase in muscle mass will allow you to keep your current diet while still trimming the small layer of fat around your belly that is hindering your figure.

You have a decent shot at that guy, I say go for it.

>>38979933
You'll probably fuck down a lot through out your life, might as well fuck up if you get a chance.

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>>38980068
>mfw

>>38980112
Simply embaressing.

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>>38980666
T H I C C
H I
I I C
C C C
C C
>satancheck'd

>>38981299
Accurate
On a side note though, i've been on a keto diet.
>inb4 meme diet
It's worked so far though, plus it forces me to count calories and not eat any shitty food

>>38980229
You're a slut. I want to see you without makeup, filters and pursing your lips

today I learnt that /fit/ really is full of thirsty neckbeards

she's not very attractive but still fuckable

but some guys on here going nuts over her and rating above 6/10 is just mind-boggling
BAKA desu senpai

>>38981397
>people having different tastes makes them thirsty
Fuck off.

>>38979941
agreed

>>38981397
>today I learnt that /fit/ really is full of thirsty neckbeards
>today
Youre either very fucking slow or new here

>>38980229
Not bad. Thank your momma or daddy or the contact salesman or whoever gave you those eyes.

>>38981426
to be honest until now I thought it was all a meme

but it seems like people are really fucking serious with this shit

>>38981412
>muh different taste
>muh eye of the beholder

you probably also promote HAES and fight against contemporary "beauty standards"
nu-male fucking cuck

OP needs to post butt from rear view for.. scientific purposes.

Threads been ruined by jelly femanons and gays.
Time to abandon ship.

>>38981526
In school rn, i wish i could. Don't worry you're not missing out though, its not that nice.

>>38981557
if its nice is not for you to decide
now post ist

>>38981457
Guys are thirstier than women on average, add in that this is sort of a sperg cesspool of social retards and the fact that lifting increases test which leads to higher sex drive and you get a whole bunch of thirsty assholes

>>38980066
She ain't skinny fat she's regular chubby look at those thighs she's probably knock kneed

>>38980832
lmao that hand looks very badly shopped

>>38981557
Do you have an innie or an outtie? Your lips make me think you have an outie.

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JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS TRY SO HARD TO NOT BE CRINGEY AND TO BE COOL THAT ITS SO FUCKING CRINGEY YOU AUTISTS

>>38981571
Old picture month old.

>>38981575
Then you and that other anon should leave.
No, I don't mean the thread, I mean the board.
Get out.

>>38980229
Would king arthur you

>>38981128

......he's asian

>>38981614
But I enjoy laughing at you

> all these crude and direct comments in a non white Knight manner

Maybe there is still some hope, /fit/

You made me proud today

>>38979933
Lady your body is banging. Go have fun. Leagues are in your head.

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>>38981608
Forgot pic

>>38979933
Yes

>>38981614
Fuck off mate, the day i get told what to do by a retard like yourself is the day hell freezes over

>>38981657

need to see without thong, bent over with arse cheeks spread and we can give you a completely fair and accurate answer

>>38980112
They are baiting you and you are falling for it

>>38981397
I'm more into her face, specifically her eyes, than anything. Although she looks like her titties are quite nice and her body is OK if nothing remarkable. I'd gf her, no problem. If that triggers you I suggest you go fuck yourself.

>>38981662
>>38981662
You still here?
Why? We're all thirsty assholes who you just super hate.
Why stick around this thread, hell why are you even on this board?

>>38981681

yeah the eyes did it for me, she's totally bangable, some first class benders on here today

>>38981657
Holy fuck, that is disgusting! I need to wash my eyes with soap now.

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>>38981657
What style do you have?

>>38981657
that is very unfortunate

>>38981657
I'd eat that and let you fart on my tongue.

DESU, you look like pretty decent girlfriend material so long as you're not a complete cunt, and if he's stuck with a tinder match for this long you might as well go for it.

Like the rest of the thread suggested, start working on that ass. We are all gonna make it.

>>38981657
Hnnnnngggg....I would so impregnate you

Fuck out of here, sloot

>>38981657
You need to stop using grandma undies, those are fucking disgusting

>>38981689
>We're all thirsty assholes who you just super hate.
You are a thirsty cunt but i dont hate you, what makes you think that?
I stick around because its fun to see this shit unfold, i got nothing better to do right now so

>>38981657
Damn, that's an unfortunate ass.

Would fuck but wouldn't be proud of it.

Lunges, goblet squats, hip bridges. NOW.

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>>38981657
Fucking hell.

>>38981657
Who is this demon of semen

I'd smash

>>38981657

I'd have a do at your arse love, I'm sure the asian bloke would too

>>38979933
>>38980229
>>38980797
>>38980832
>>38981657

I hate to tell you that you are a moped

probably fun to ride but you wouldnt want to be seen with

>>38981733

it's op numbnuts

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>>38981605
Memed into reality

>>38979933
You have a vagina, a vagina is nice.
Now reupload image without pizza slice

I get girls better looking than you all the time tbqh, and I would never go out of my way to date any of them. There is a difference between what men want and what we take, if you got pussy and you are at least 7/10, a 11/10 chad will goo you for a good couple months at least if you arent full autismo. You are maybe 7.5 body, by my ideals, just because any guy who actually gets 10/10's on the weekly gets bored of it and just wants some juicy bitch to smash that don't look like a plastic.

So basically, If I would smash, any fucker else would smash, with almost no exceptions... And I would smash...

You play the cards now, bitch.

>>38979933
You're female. You don't have any obvious rolls of blubber or horrifying stretch marks. Even if he is out of your league he'll hit it and quit it regardless. Hope you aren't looking for a real thing on tinder.

>>38981767
Her name is op numbnuts?..thanks for sauce

>>38979951
>Average is 7/10
When will this meme die?

>>38979933
Listen little lady, you'll get a lot of useless white knighting by kissless virgins, but you're average, just the way you are.

Just because she isn't obese, it doesn't mean she's above average. They haven't skewed the statistics that badly yet.

>>38981657
OMG delete that pic right now! That is a bad pic.
And NEVER wear that type of high line underwear again. It makes your torso look really short and stocky and your ass cheeks long and man-like.

>>38981787
Obviously she isnt. She is just a horny woman that wants to fuck a superhot asian guy (to her eyes) and is afraid he may not want to fuck her brains out when they meet irl; thus, comes here looking for validation.

>>38981791
She's above average, better looking than 85% of girls in Dixie and most of the US, but she's a slut

>>38981657
>>38981785
GONNA REATTRACT YOUR ATTENTION TO THE ONLY POST BY PROBABLY THE ONLY ACTUAL LEGEND ON THIS BOARD (Yes, I am samefagging here, whatever.)

BUT PLEASE, DON'T WEAR THOSE FUCKING UNDIES, YOUR ASS WOULD LOOK OK IF THE STRAPS DIDNT GO HALF WAY UP YOUR ASS AND MAKE U LOOK LIKE A SAGGY COW, ALSO, SQUATS WILL HELP

Ass with those undies, 2/10 with good undies, maybe 5-6/10 if you pose right. Good enough tbqh

>>38981657
Better pic needed, do a less manly pose and wear either nothing or good underwear, this is not flattering chica

If you're ever in
H O L L A N D
O
L
L
A
N
D
then we should meet

>>38981128
Just has a small head and waist, everything is proportional to his 65-66 inches of height

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>>38979933
>thirsty DYELs ITT have standards this low

>>38980666

>had a chance fuck a girl just like this
>autism kicked in and I missed the chance
>move on, start lifting for unrelated reasons
>ran into her a few weeks ago
>"wow anon, you really got big"
>talk for a bit
>"I used to really have a thing for you"
>introduces me to her fiance who is fatter than I ever was

God dammit /fit/ why does this happen.

>>38981785
What the fuck are you even talking about m8. That's a barely coherent rant.

Asking the wrong board. Everyone knows /fit/ is gay as fuck

>>38981872
Most guys on this website or anywhere will never fuck a 6/10 in her prime, you have to accept that fact.
Because a 6/10 female is an 8/10 male

>>38981877
Nice blog

>>38980263
Holy shit. He's really cute, and has a nice body. I don't get why more girls don't go for Asian guys. Are OP and I in the minority?

>>38980263
This is why Big P tries to take care of these asian manlets while they are still DYEL

>>38981905

probably because most of them are manlets and on average have the smallest dicks on earth

>>38979933

i gagged

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>>38980068

>>38980491
you are a fucking woman, u just need to do cardio everyday and squat about 2-3 days a week...u don´t need muscles in order to look good, just less fat

>inb4 muhhh hightest

>>38980120
So you get Autismo for ugly girls?
Sad.

>>38981933
Well good thing I have a small vagina. Nothing worse than getting smashed on the cervix.

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>>38979933
>>38980229
>>38980797
>>38980832

How did you get here? Do you know where you are? Have you seen the rest of this board let alone site? How on earth did a conventionally attractive normalish woman end up here?

>>38981990
I'm a social retard ᖍ(ツ)ᖌ

I'd have consensual sex with you in the missionary position

>>38982019
Why are you seeing validation from ugly men?
The average man is ugly according to online dating surveys, I guarantee you the average man on this site would be considered ugly by women.

A lot of us are NEET as well.
Our opinions mean nothing, we are worthless.

>>38982019
The only thing we all have in common.

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>>38981657

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>>38982019

I have a sister which is 6/10 and she gets daily visits of guys who want to befriend her to have a chance of fucking her while she friendzones them

i'm not making it up, she has daily visits. She even had guys who played the gay card just to get closer to her

Don't believe a word of this slutty shithead, see reality for what it is, if a woman is attractive there WILL BE people wanting to PHYSICALLY contact her even if she does nothing

i swear men are so naive

>>38979933
you are a solid 8 at the least. both body and face total. stop bein insecure. you can be model tier 10 with just workout andmake up/photosoph like that girls you see on tvs. stop bein insecure. people like in this thread will feed on that. you are lowering your worth, in this ugly "game".

>>38980263
OP
Assuming you're from bongland he's 5'4'' to 5'7''
Still it's amazing what he has done with such a small package to work with

>>38982130
9/10's don't need make up to be 9/10
Same goes even for females, because makeup only benefits those with deficient bone structure, and a 8-9/10 cannot have deficient bones.

OP is clearly worse looking than the worst photo of an 8/10 female in her worst photo, making her a 6.

See: Sean O'Pry, Simon nessman, Francisco Lachowski, David Gandy. Find their worst pictures

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>>38981657

>>38981859
jezus christus, doe normaal. zeg je ook "chica" in het echt?

>>38982019
Seriously, you're in college, you're good looking. You will find a nice person, that's for sure. Seeking relationships on tinder will give you one night stands and make you feel shitty about yourself.
If you were a guy, even a good looking one, that would be a different story. It would still require some effort on your part.

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>>38979933
You won't be rejected, you'll be pumped and dumped you dumb whore.

>>38979933
OP why tf would you come on a board full of autistic tryhards with body dysmorphia whom mostly lose their virginity to call girls anyway? Seriously why would you even...?

You're an attractive girl. If you wanted to tone up a bit it wouldn't hurt.

Also, getc off tinder for the love of God. Nothing good ever comes out of that shit.

Nice gyno

>>38982225
Every time I see you guys come up with new little arbitrary things to add to the rating system it kills me a bit
Why do autists have to ruin everything

>>38980287
Youre fucking high lets see your body his is pretty damn good dont get to full of yourself