>wow anon, you really have been hitting the gym! >so besides

>>38973778
who dis qt

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yeah I like film, so come over and 'watch a movie' at my place bb

>>38973778
>heyanonyouhavenolife.jpg

>>38973778
i fucked this woman and came inside of her

>>38973778

Boxing and drawing/painting wbu ?

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>>38973778
she reminds me of my ex. but a prettier and bustier version.
christ, did i fuck up my life.

>>38973778
i oil paint anime and video game characters

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>>38973778
>idk
This is exactly what I would say cus I'm a retarded fucking autist who can't into human interaction

>>38973900
Atleast you've had a girlfriend, sex, kiss, hand holds, I've spent my entire life alone. No friends either, I'm just as autistic around pretty girls that I am male humans. Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all desu.

>>38973778
muay thai also bich, it is a double hit

>>38973778
>hey i read books
>you will like this
>bring book to her
>offer her the book
>she says no thanks
>offer her the dick
we don't talk anymore

>>38973960
you are not missing out on much anon

>>38973985
This. qts are overrated.

>>38974018
It's true. At the end of the day all a man needs are his boys

>>38974034
I can´t confirm, but I´ll try some day.

>>38973960

girls aren't worth it man honestly

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>>38974034
I don't have these either.
>>38974018
>>38973985
Fuk u faggot you just don't know what you have until you don't have it. My only goal in life is to attain a qt puh-tooter with a juice ass and a fat puss to burry my face into. Until then my life will not be completed. My dopamine receptors have been fried, the only thing that can awaken them is a qt puh-2ter.

>>38974088
Well, yeah, we don´t have this kind of pretty girls like in your pic here, maybe that´s why I don´t care about our "qts".

I like her
I want her to be my gf

>>38974114
BACK THE FUK OFF SHE'S MINE!?!?

>>38974113
>That facial structure
>That lack of tits
>Shitty posture to push out her ass more
Fuck off, op qt is 100 times better

>>38974167
Try living in brazil, that qt would be a goddess here.

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It's not like women have any fucking hobbies in the first place.

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>>38973778

>Not yelling "HACK THE FUCKING PLANET!" while breaking a keyboard over your knee as an answer.

Never gonna make it.

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>>38973778
My hobbies include weighted Kegels and prostate massages.

>>38973778
this is the sort of girl you marry.

>>38973960

What are you, fucking gay?

>>38974283
>that one faggot neet anime poster who doesn't even lift and only posts here to bring up the fact that he's a humongous faggot in every thread he can
can you leave

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>>38973778
I drift cars, and ride bikes, you can run away now

>>38974309
>that one DYEL brainlet who projects his insecurities onto an internet stranger based on one post
Can you leave

>>38974245
this

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>>38974167
>Shitty posture to push out her ass more
Women are supposed to have this type of posture you stupid fag. Forward leaning hips for better center of gravity during pregnancy. I'm sick of you stupid faggots criticizing women for having IDEAL female features and then praising ones who have masculine ones. You want a woman with a flat back and broad shoulders with 8% bodyfat you fucking fag?

>>38974664
Yes.
Bonus points if she has bigger quads than me

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>>38974664
This better be some uber trolling

>>38974664
>the female pelvis is meant to be in posterior pelvic tilt
>being this fucking retarded

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>>38974733
>>38974739
she is straight, its just her leg makes it look like bad posture but she has a straight center

>>38974739
This pic >>38974664 is obviously intentionally pushed out, >>38974088 this one is exaggerated because she has all her weight of one leg but nothing is wrong with her posture.

>>38974733
>>38974739
Yes girls hips are supposed tilt forward, more so than a man's. It helps when carrying a baby and most consider it sexy.

>>38973853
pics or it didn't happen

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>>38974821
ok

>>38974854
>hips
Pelvis dear anon, there should be 2-3 degree difference between male and female pelvis alignment. BUT ON A STRAIGHT SPINE.

When you angle spine like a bow it's kinda normal that you push ass backwards

All girls do eet, even the niggeriest, assest ones

>>38973778
>no I don't have hobbies anymore bitch, because guess what, I lift, go to school, work, and I'm trying to figure out this whole life thing because I'm never going to marry into money so I gotta ducking make it myself JUST so I can get the stupid fucking idea in my head that a woman will not take half my shit because she got "accustomed" to living on my goddamn dime. I mean shot, every day the dollars in my bank account become less and less valuable, the only way I'm keeping up is pouring every dime into real estate, if only to just not turn into a poor fucking burnout saddled with debt that you wouldn't talk to in the first place. Besides, why do you give a shit, it's not like you'll actually join me on my hobbies; you don't play an instrument, don't like my music taste so you won't listen, you think fishing is "icky" until I've caught it, cooked it and put it on a plate for you, and God forbid we consider socializing a hobby, because that's the only thing you have, except it's with the same 4 bitches, while I spend my time trying to get clients for work so I can continue to put food in your ever widening face

Fuck you, YOU get a hobby lady. What are you doing in my house?

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>>38974821
>she is straight
>her lumbar spine is very obviously in extension
>your red line doesn't even follow her fucking spine

>>38974854
>nothing is wrong with her posture
>PPT and lumbar lordosis

>>38974854
>a woman's hip is meant to be out of neutral cause that makes any sense in terms of body mechanics

literally fucking retarded.

>>38974821
>>38974924
Maybe, just maybe, she's posing for a photo. Do you think she also smiles and tilts her head permanently as well?

>>38974923
Who hurt you

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I play video games, smoke weed, and watch anime. If you have a problem with it, fuck you.

>>38974948
Maybe, just maybe, she stands like that all the time you fucking autist. Her posing for a photo doesn't change the fact that her posture is fucked in said photo despite your idiotic claims to the contrary.

>implying females have hobbies

>>38974964
>literally arguing to the point of insults that a single photo proves that someone is literally always like that

I should take a picture of my haircut so it never changes as well

>>38974993
And your claim is that she only stands like that for photos. What the fuck are you basing that off of?

Holy fuck you're actually retarded.

I do. I just got a fresh canvas and I'm waiting to figure out what to paint next.

>>38975004
The fact that there's a word for what she's doing: posing.

Look through any Facebook of a girl, half of them are back tilted, flared elbow and tilting their head, then they stand as normal. That's... That's what humans do, bruh

>>38974088
>>38974167
>>38974664

I'm autistic.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mrBA6SBoPe

>>38975029
i'm done.

you're way too fucking dumb to talk to.

I autistically listen to music, play pokemon, and sometimes I cry to myself to sleep. You?

>>38975048
Look, if you take a photo of someone leaning down to pick something up, that doesn't mean they're the hunchback. If you take a photo of a girl posing for it, it doesn't mean she's posing for her entire life.

Is it that hard to understand that someone would pose for a photo in a stance different from their neutral posture?

>>38974904
Spine is "S" shaped, never should be straight.

>>38975079
true, but you can draw it straight for simplification.

that basically represents centre of mass, I just could not be bothered to align two curves, also I bet some would bitch that I drew it wrong because "itz all bend"

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>>38974961
>ew what a nerd
>why dont you better hobbies like chill and netflix with me
>why dont you watch makeup videos on youtube
>why dont u do shopping these hobbies are way better

>>38973778
>she doesn't also workout or go to the gym
dropped

>>38973778
/mu/ /lit/ /ck/ /n/ /out/ and /biz/ count, right? Hoping to get into /diy/ when I get a bigger apartment next August. What are you into?

Only unemployed and directionless people have hobbies. Real men study, work and lift weights.

Having a hobby is a degenerate distraction, not a virtue or something to be proud of and especially not something to show off to others.

>>38975101
>but you can draw it straight for simplification.
>that basically represents centre of mass, I just could not be bothered to align two curves,
Yeah ok, figured this is what you meant anyways. There are two types of autists in this world lad, high functioning autists and full on aspergers... The aspies will just never learn...

>>38973778
Reading, memes, anime, bass guitar and history

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>>38975212
That being said, I wend and redone it anyway

Looks funky because she's also pulling her shoulders up, and pushes her chest out.

I must have all the spectrum to have even bothered.

It's good enough approximation I guess

>>38975135

hope you are not serious. but there are 2 kinds of hobbies. consumer and producer.

consumer: watch films, tv, play videogames

producer: writing, pottery, knitting


having producer hobbies are a lot more impressive.

>>38973778
DICKING BIMBOS

>>38973778
M-mikayla, is that y-you?

:(

>>38973778
does this type of shit actually happen irl?

>>38975632

the first part about looking good/going to the gym. I have never heard the second part. people dont talk like that. the closet thing you will get is someone asking what did you do this weekend to see what your social life is like.

>>38975566
What kind of hobby is jet-sking?
Bitches get wet

>>38975632
They aren't that bitchy upfront, but I've met quite a few girls who considered watching netfix a hobby, and yet wanted guys who were into sports, played instruments, etc. They're still single if you were wondering.

>>38975654

producer. you are working for your entertainment. pretty much any physical excercise is producer. as in pick up basketball/whatever, running, hunting

>>38973778
Yeah, I like snowboarding alot, I play guitar, I follow a few series on Netflix and I like watching movies.

Do you guys think that refereeing soccer is an acceptable hobby to have?

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>go on a date with a girl that lifts
>talk about lifting
>talk about food
>go to the gym
>have cheat meals together
>laugh at lifting memes together
>things are great

>regular girl
>go out with her
>have nothing to talk about
>dosent really want to eat because she thinks shes fat
>kill me
Only been able to go out with one girl that lifts and it was perfect , unfortunately she moved

Fucking hell

>>38975739
That's pretty normal. Girls for the most part have few real hobbies besides "hanging out with friends/family, traveling, eating, partying, watching netflix" but expect guys to be well rounded in everything

I see it like girls are eternal sellers in an eternal buyer's market. Girls are "expensive" therefore the guys need to be "richer" (i.e. have more hobbies, more money, better looks, etc) to afford her.

Exactly why Tinder works like it does. Why does the girl need to put in any work to better herself (better profile pictures, better bio, conversation skills) when 20-30 guys are contacting her and she gets her pick of which one she wants?

>>38975926
>I see it like girls are eternal sellers in an eternal buyer's market.
wait till 35, youngfag

>>38975980
ah i guess that's true. i was mainly just thinking of women in their 20s

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Brehs yesterday I ran into my first thick qt3.1whore. I was digging her, could not believe that this is what a proper thickness looked like. She was wearing those sports bra things, and those cotton short shorts; on this day no motivation was greater to do diddlies.

As I'm resting, I look up and I see this chick taking a selfie. It wasn't just a quick pic either, this chick was moving micrometers trying to get that perfect snap. My boner died instantly.

What happened brahs? Literally thought to myself, "Damn fucking shame," and then went on to the lift.

She was thick, solid, tight. And then it all evaporated in the blink of an eye.

>>38975864
you're still thinking about your ex. you wont be able to connect with someone new if you can't let it go. it's not fair on the reg girl, aint even giving her a chance desu senpai

>>38975840
Yeah but women will probably think it's boring

>>38976008
Sometimes it takes a squash to make me smile :(

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>tfw into qt girl
>tfw she's an inch taller than you
just fuck my life up desu

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I make plastic model kits.

>>38976224
>not climbing that mountain
Pussy!

Just pick up the guitar faggots, its easy as hell. Learn scales and you'll be able to transition to piano and bass no problem.
Fuck, just learning the chord progression of a popular song gets many people complimenting you already.

>>38976389
Let's be clear here; you can't be the guy walking into a house party saying "everyone shut the fuck up I have a guitar," it needs to "just happen" to be there for when you're ready to serenade. You can't force your playing on people

>>38976442
I never mentioned forcing that to people. Do you lift and then tell people "yeah that's cool and all but check out my biceps"?

Snapchat some riffs/shreds, post covers (you have to be fucking good or else this is cringe), etc. When I have people over in my room, I'll only play the guitar when they ask me to play for them.

>>38976291
thats a really nice hyaku shiki you got there

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>>38974724
Bonus points if she has a bigger dick than me.

>>38973960
>Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all
I wonder. When you tasted love it might be hard to live without it. Though I'm like you, so I don't know.

>>38974309
This

>>38973807

>say you like film
>watch movie together
>wow anon, i thought you said film? That was more of a flick

>>38973778
internet

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Me? I collect rare images of Kazakhstan's U/19 women's volleyball team.

>>38973807
Gonna watch the avengers and give her the lickeroo

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>>38973778
Y-yeah, but all of my hobbies are solo activities. Studying languages, reading books about beer and fermentation science, playing paradox interactive games, and homebrewing beer.
W-wanna pull up a chair and watch me crush this CK2 mod? N-no? You'd rather go boating with Chad? K-kay...

>>38979846
Languages and books can be pretty easy to talk about with others. You can also find a way to go from fermentation into talking about wine. Girls like wine.

>>38979999
Yeah but I don't drink wine and is almost impossible to brew a good red, because you need to age it for years in barrels. I can crank out a decent ale in like 3 weeks.

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>>38978150
It's a kino you dumb bitch! Get out of my house REEEEEEEEE!!!!!