>"Hmm, protein shake, creatine, hand over your natty

>>38969299
a-am I one of the boys now?

>>38969343
>"Nah nigga"

>>38969299
jokes on you silverback gorilla, im not natty

Probably suck his dick or get raped

Then wonder how I went from 4chan to prison

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>>38969299
Would never be able to choke that guy out, guess I'll just go for his leg and heelhook him, start with the right leg and twist it so hard all his ligaments snap, after that I go for the left one. After that he is easy pickings, stomp him in the head etc.

>TFW you do BJJ and submission restling
>TFW you knwo you can kill almost everyone who browse this mongolian throat gurgling forum
>TFW no matter how big you guys get, you will never beat me in a fight

Stay MAD grapplets, REAL WARRIOR COMING THROUGH!!!!!!!!!!

>>38970224
god that's the gayest shit i've ever seen, and i look in the mirror alot

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>>38970224
>Implying you're not just some weak ass chubby jabroni

>>38970224
>top of my class in BJJ

>>38970224
>easy pickings
*tips katana*

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>>38970276
I said ALMOST my fellow warrior, we are above the rabble on this board, we are gods among men.

>>38970224
>not owning a gun