You come home after an exhausting workout and you found

>>38939277
benis in begina

>>38939277
Start cooking a bowl of eggs obviously.

>>38939277
>what do you do ?

Really hope that there's a feminine penis under there.

>>38939277
call the cops

Smesh

>Drag her out by her hair
>Tie her up to my letterbox
>Call the cops
>Check nothing is stolen
>Wash the shit and vag stains off my white sheets
>Make a protein shake
>Browse 4chan
>Then sleep

>>38939277
sleep

>>38939277

am i the only one who would have fuckd her? or is this bait

Excuse for stepping into the wrong room since I neither have such a big and luxury bed, a nightstand or a painting on the wall.

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>Wait a minute...THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE! THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!

Make a protein shake and have a shower, like I always do when I come home from a workout

>>38939277
Ask her to make me a protein shake with added banana and milk

>>38939277
Take a shower, I probably smell.


What is she btw? Seems too dark to be white and too white to be dark

>>38939350
Loredana Chivu google her , romanian whore

>>38939277
MOOOOOM, get out of my bed

Well first thing I'd do is ask your mom to get out of my bed and make me a protein shake

>>38939277

She must be at really high risk for skin cancer for tanning that much.

>>38939288
Kek. I haven't seen this in a long time. Still gets me chuckling. Any chance you have the original image?

>>38939277
groce a nagger

>>38939325
INTO THE BLUE ABYSS

Call cops to get her arrested for MT-2 and bunch of BLM activists to chimp out on her

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>>38939288

leave bc that is a stranger and i am in the wrong house

Shower then proceed with fucking. How bad is your recovery time, anon?

>>38939277
Wonder why in the fuck I still pay for a land line.

>>38939573
For the aesthetic

Hang the nigger in the front yard asa warning to others.

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>>38939311

>>38939605
kek

Invoke castle doctrine and stand my ground.

>>38939277
Check under the bed for the black guy that's about to rob me.

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>>38939382
She's ugly AF

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>>38939698
Proof

Gotta hit that anabolic window mane, gotta eat! Then I would shower and shave like I do after every workout. After that I would probably study a little bit just enough to get ready for tomorrow's lecture. AND here comes the good part, I'm walking into the bedroom looking at that beatiful dark-skinned body, as I walk over to her I see my alarm clock on the nightstand, O-OH SPAGHETTIOS the new south park is on, I GOTTA WATCH THAT, DAT SHIT CRAY. After south park I pick up my IPad and search for porn on /aco/, all day erry day, after a quick fap, take my supplements and brush my teeth then I walk into the bedroom. By now she's sound asleep, but the fucking bitch is sleeping on my side of the bed, my friends dont call me Lenny the Left for nothin, toss the bitch to the other side of the bed and fall asleep while dreaming of losing my virginity, some day I may

>>38939311
Seriously though, realistically it's what all sensible people would do. Maybe apart from dragging her out. But calling police and being really vary of your surroundings - fo sho.
Such a situation reeks of an assault attempt.

>>38939698
>She

>>38939291
EL OH EL XD NOT AN OVERUSED JOKE AT ALL XD

>>38939277
Literal rape, what do you think?
Aside from the fact those dubs are sik

fuck after eight

Wake up

Call the police and report her for trespassing. And then go poopy post on /fit/

Wonder why despite being my house, everything in bedroom looks different. Be profoundly ashamed that I walked into a room disturbing this young lady's sleep.

Consider getting help for my mental health since none of this seems right, at all.

>>38939277
Chop off head and put in on a spike :^D

>>38939277
i would become a race traitor

>>38939754
(You) because you wrote a blog that no one wants to read

>>38939318
Return to reddit, fuckboy.

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Anyone who's fucked bimbos before can tell you that even though they're dealing with profound daddy issues, they're fun to date for short bursts (a few months at best).

They have an insatiable need to get approval from men as a replacement for the approval she never got from her father, but since it's an itch that she can scratch but never stop itching she'll get bored and try to fill that hole in her heart with other men.

>>38939318
You're the only one who would be assaulted and killed by the 2-3 niggers hiding and waiting for you to take the bait.

>>38939277
Fuck her 5x5
Date her 3x10
Take her hymen pr
Until marriage

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>>38939277

>implying I have a double bed and I'm not a fucking virgin living with my parents

>>38939277
get that fucking nigger out of my bed

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>>38941116

I cant tell what she is from this picture.
If black go straight to eating that ass cause never had dark chocolate.
If latina stick it in pooper
If white, just cuddle, sleep and wake up in cuffs again.

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>>38939325
I can dig it man

>>38939277
Ask Kim.

>>38939277
Tell that herpes ridden whore to get off my bed and clean the house

>i'd close my door
>drag my sofa in front of it so she can't leave
>call cops
>drink protein shake
>reccord naked black bitch getting arrested and upload on youtube

>>38940940
i mean, its cool to fuck a girl that really is a slut and is willing to do everything, but going out with them is a disaster, girls judging you as "the guy that only fucks whores and is disgusting" and the guys hitting on her all the time while she teases you about it, not being able to talk about anything other than instagram likes or clothes (specially after sex) and getting judged because you eat too much protein

>>38942855
>its cool to fuck a girl that really is a slut and is willing to do everything
It really breaks my heart that the girls you guys refer to as sluts and willing to do everything are fucking ugly
I mean shit, is it too much to ask for a girl who doesnt have plastic tits, two inches of that fake tan all over her body, looks decent without make up and who also is a slut?

Life just keeps on bashing balls, every step of the way

>>38939277
Sleep

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>>38939325
This fuckin guy

>>38939277

If it's someone I don't know? Freak out and ask them to leave my house. If it's my gf, or a girl I'm currently fucking? Get some food and go on my laptop. I'm not a 14 year old boy who's never even seen a naked woman and I'm usually too tired after the gym to do anything else physical. She can blow me if she wants though.

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>>38939291
>Why are you doing this?
I'll never not love that story

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>>38941116
>a fucking virgin

interesting choice of words, anon

>>38939714
Not sure if real doll or person, second if person she left humanity behind and embraced her inner bimbo