>tfw you're so far down the shoe inserts hole you can't even go out in public without them anymore
>5'9 prior
>practically 6 ft afterwards
How do I casually migrate myself down 1.5 inches without looking too obvious?
>been wearing 6 inch lift kits for the past 3 years everywhere
>secretly a 5'6
>no one ever suspects
>every once in awhile I get tired of being immediately considered the alpha in the room and coming off as intimidating
>every once in awhile I wish I could just go back to being my regular self
>the cute little manlet every girl wouldn't be too intimidated to talk too
>the manlet who could do squats and deadlifts
I can't go back though, I can never go back. Once you've committed to height frauding OP, there is no turning back.
>>38937974
>6 inch insoles
Do you also sport face paint and a rubbery red nose?
>>38937974
>no one ever suspects
>>38937974
Do people actually do this shit? What the fuck are you supposed to do when you get a girl home, then you're suddenly a turbomanlet?
>5'8"
>my tennis shoes already give me a 1.5 inch boost (dad is even more manlet and I just wear his shoes)
>I'm already at a height wear wearing 2 inch lifts wouldn't be noticeable
>>38937974
Bro, you're literally walking around on stilts... I'm wearing 1.5 inches, we are not in the same category.
>>38937974
KEK
>>38937974
>every once in awhile I get tired of being immediately considered the alpha in the room and coming off as intimidating
>>38937917
>>38937974
>>38938037
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>38937974
Robert Downey Jr., is that you?
>Doctors wear clogs that add 3 inches.
>Already 6'4
>Have to duck in order to get through the doors in the older wings
You will never suffer like this
>>38938139
>>38937974
Why can't manlets just be manlets?.. This shit gives us such a bad reputation... Just be fucking confident and comfortable in your own skin.
What shoes should I get to add an inch or two?
I'm 6'0 and all I have are vans which are very flat.
>>38938139
lmao he is a real life Farquaad
>>38937974
>no one ever suspects
>>38938704
Because they have way more problems than just being short
haha manlets
OP just remove them and tell people you suffered from a fracture in the back, a disco or low T. All of which can reduce height.
Manlets, when will you learn.
>>38938011
Lay her down, she will never notice.
>>38937974
>>38937917
>>38938037
I'm 6ft1 and I will now get shoe insertions just for you
>>38937917
>6'1"
>always wanted to be 6'2"
Life is pain