Hey guys, make pancakes out of overripe bananas, eggs, and a

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>>38925418
How do I use the flower? Do I just place the whole thing on top or do I arrange the petals seductively around the pancakes or what?

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>>38925542

>>38925542
kek

>>38925542
decarboxylate in oven at 350F for 20 minutes first

>>38925542
Activate the petals first

>>38926373
That would require you to use homemade eggs though.

>>38925418
Fuck, bros. No matter how fit i get, i will never be able to go up to her and start kissing her thighs like the goddess she is. I need to work on my personality

>>38926440
Looks like an ordinary bimbo to me. You don't need to work out, you just need about $2000 in waste money.

>>38926450
Do i need a nice car too? Or will she hop in my 2003 toyota corolla?

>>38926544
If you're asking that question, you don't have $2000 in waste money. You need to be saving everything you earn.

>>38926544

Just uber it like a responsible drunk

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Try this shit

note: do not use cottage cheese in pancakes no matter what anyone here says. it will taste sour and disgusting despite having perfect texture.

>>38926812
protip: when someone says to use cottage cheese for something that should taste sweet, use ricotta instead.