What to do if your parents are gains goblins?
>Won't let me sleep enough to recover normally(they go to sleep at like 11 pm and are up by 6 being loud AF, so even if I sleep at the same time as them it's not enough)
>Keep nagging me about getting a job and moving out and doing chores which further lowers my testosterone via cortisol
>Won't buy good food so I can't bulk nor cut properly
>Can't get gf because of their bullshit
Fuck man I know I'm a NEET but why do they have to be like this? I'm so jeally of other neets.
What do I do? I'm considering just taking what money I have and moving by myself to le big city and starting a new life but I have no job, no gf and no real skills.
How did /fit/bros deal with their gains goblins of a family?
>>38925392
This is shitty bait pasta I saw here a few weeks ago. Pls go.
>>38925392
Please be bait
>>38925414
>>38925422
This is not bait.
I reposted it because I need help. Please help me
>>38925392
Grow a pair and kill your parents.
>>38925392
I don't know what's worse, the thought that this is one legitimate autist who has this saved on notepad and has been posting it for LITERALLY MONTHS NOW
Or the possibility that there are those amongst us who believe that this is entertaining copypasta.
Either reality is quite troubling.
>>38925392
get a job and save some money bro. Be realistic bro. You need to reevaluate your priorities and get real. Also help your fucking parents around the house nigga it aint gon kill you and it'll make you feel better about yourself and your parents will feel better about you too. How do you expect to take care of a relationship when you cant even take care of yourself.
>>38925573
Where should I get a job
And how do I get a gf
Take roids and shut the fuck up
>>38925609
Make a resume and go on craigslist and start looking for jobs in your area.
The gf dream is a long way from now brother. You need to be able to stand on your own two feet before you even think of adding someone else into the picture, I just dont feel as if it should be a priority right now, think about it...What girl wants a NEET I mean yea it could happen but do you really want a girl who is okay with being in a relationship with (im sorry bro, but its the truth) a loser.
>>38925759
True man
Ill apply to a bunch of jobs in my area this upcoming week
Maybe it'll help with my social skills and meeting people
>tfw scared
You post this exact thread every week
>>38926392
The sentiment remains the same. I know it seems like bait but I do that to laugh off how true about my life it is
>>38925392
Get a job x f