>anon are you on your way to Hotel Calypso aswell? Meet you

They look like cunts

"Meet you by the pool!" isn't a grammatically correct sentence.

>>38919694

this situation doesn't apply to you

>>38919702
I assumed as much.

>>38919682
100% confident. I'm only in decent shape but luckily I'm not intimidated by girls.

...Chad on the other hand... will he be there?

wtf is hotel calypso

>>38919682
You should wear the seat belt, those busses are death traps.

probabbly with more stuttering and on the floor looking

>>38919682
>alright, what time?

I totally just convinced a lesbian on omegle to show me her boobs and later she asked to sit on my face :^)

>tfw /fit/ doesn't remember the original wide-hipped gf

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>>38919682
Well I'm 5'6 so according to all the autists who have never had a real human interaction I would be nervous as fuck, spilling spaghetti everywhere, wearing 4in lifts and hoping that neither f them are wearing heals.

But really id go, take my shirt off and be shredded and probably end of fucking both of them while insecure lanklets who only have height going for them in life sit on this shitty ass website posting manlet threads

You guys sure are living the dream

>inb4 bombarded with lanklet fucks telling me how insecure I actually am and how I definitely have never fucked a girl before

Sure faggots

>>38919771

salty af

>>38919693
oh but they are !

>>38919771
>tfw not as cool as you

>>38919770

>tfwnwhgf

>>38919771
>all 'dat insecurity
Damn, dude. You used all your words to try and say otherwise but nobody's gonna buy it.

>>38919722
This

I assume it's some kind of sex resort for losers and the hookers who rely on them

farthest one looks like my ex

fuck I would cry

oh god not the feels pls /fit/

>>38919771

>trying this hard

Mental manlet

>>38919771
>Sending dick pics
>She responds to be nice
>"S-she's totally obsessed with, sucks to s-suck lanklets"

The fact that you're supposedly so successful and still can't help yourself complaining about taller people just confirms that you'll never get over it.

>>38919727
Who the fuck wears seatbelts at a bus?

>>38919913
Nerds

>>38919682

Ight sounds good

>proceed to fuck about in Vegas instead

Breh nothing is like gliding your drunken ass around the strip, it is a very literal fucking party.

>>38919682
>ok cya there
>I never show up

>>38919771
>5'6
Stopped reading there lol

>>38919771
im 5'10 and i believe you anon, height is not everything.
i once knew a dude at your height, he had the sickest conversation skills i have ever seen, could get laid just by blabbering

>>38920047
why so much autismo though?

>>38919682
>aight
>show up
>be the autist i am and just chat with them while laying in a chair

>>38919694
>>38919702
>>38919715
Kek, this exchange made me chuckle

>>38919682
>back one's a horseface
>front one good but flashes a square mile of gum when she smiles
Well, let's see if I can train her out of that. Can't deny it's good raw material.

>>38919682
>by the pool

Maybe you ladies can teach me to swim, I've always been afraid of the water

>>38920359
not as much gum as some girls i have seen, jesus christ

>>38920361
Found the nigger

>>38919771
>appears unprovoked to salt about his own height
>no apparent reason
>not insecure
Dude I don't even make fun of short guys, but really.

>>38920371
Yeah no denying it, some bitches just peel that whole fucking lip apparatus away and bare both gums like a chimp. Still offputting though, like spitting randomly when outdoors.

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>>38920376
only on the inside, anon, only on the inside... of my pants

:)

>>38919682
Hotel room first to pregame, etc etc

>>38920407
What game are you gonna play anon?

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I went to my first pool party in Scottsdale and there were only like two chads there that were obviously on cycles. They tried to pick up some plain ass looking chicks for 5 minutes and then were gone. Either they succeeded elsewhere or gave up but I never saw them again.

What surprised me is that everyone there is mostly dyel and flabby and mainly in their 30s and 40s. Most of the chicks walking around have droopy asses and no iota of fitness about them. Only the ones with big asses got my test flowing.

>>38920392
its so disgusting, that might honestly be the biggest turnoff

>>38920463
>cute dog
so how did it go anon, did you pick up some grils?

>that DO IT FAGGOT gummy smile

hate when girls do this

>>38920428
Hide the d

>>38919693
Insecure dyel detected

>>38920517
how can someone even get their lip so far up

>>38920516
No I have autism, but I can easily see how it's doable if you book a weekend at a resort and just hangout. Everyone is really friendly but it may have been because lots of people were on Molly (Steve Aoki was going to perform).

After seeing what I saw at that pool party I will literally go to one again no hesitation.

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>>38919771
>Well I'm 5'6
>girl name Bailey
TYLER1 IS THAT YOU

>>38920359
back one is godtier face you dipshit

>>38920580
do you think you will be able to pick up grils this time?

>>38919771
I agree that height is just a meme most of the time.

But you sound like an insecure faggot.

The worst thing about you is not that you are 5'6", or that you are banging or not a bunch of girls, but the fact that you are trying to prove yourself for a bunch of random dudes on the internet.

>>38919771
Post pic. And cock pic

>>38920659
this desu senpai

>>38920574
its because they have shitty thin/unfull lips

>>38919727
busses are literally safer than cars which is why most dont have seatbelts you mong

>>38919682
Honestly I would have zero fear saying "sure, why not?" because I know nothing will come of it so there's no pressure. That's not confidence, though. That's probably just giving up. Still, it's an ego boost to be invited somewhere.

Yeah i agree. My response would be "ok. Let me get some cash"

>>38919682
whos the one in the front?

>>38919771
I bet this was a lanklet false flagging. I just can't picture a manlet going off on a rant about height without provocation. It's just too embarrassing.

Why is it I can look at them and immediately know that they're British and what their accents are like?

>>38921097
I think they're actually Irish, but they probably have some of that British blood in them since they don't look like Cabbage Patch Kids.

>>38919682
I wouldn't go because im thin and even kinda noticeably muscly but I have disgusting love handles that wont go away. It really makes me look disgusting when im otherwise decent.

>>38919771
Literally no one would type this unless they were insecure.

>>38919682
What is written on their wristbands. Did they run an actual marathon or is it some kind of party marathon

>>38921168
You're probably the only person who cares about that. Well, maybe not, but anyone who does is probably about as vain as you, which means they're gonna be worrying more about their own love handles to care much about yours. These girls are doughy sluts don't think you have to be Captain America to get half naked in front of them.

>>38919771
>bailey

>>38919682
I only lean bulk, so I'm never a fat fuck.

>>38919682
>Y-you too

>>38919682
id turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>38919682
never learned to swim

>>38922266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBVNOrV0Pr4

i swim 3 hrs a week, every season is beach body season unfortunately.

>>38922198
>>38919682
anymore?

>>38919682
I'm staying at the Hotel Cheapo. Have a good swim.

>>38922266
Negro

>>38919682
>No thanks.
I hate women, besides sex, I have nothing in common with any of them.

>>38919771
woah shit, doesn't take much for you to blast your insecurities all over an anonymous imageboard, huh?

>>38919771
Big words for a small man.

>>38919682
"Yeah, I'll see ya there"
*puts on giantdad armor*
*casts dark magic*
*teleports behind them*
*backstab with lightning zwei*

WELL, IS THAT IT?

>>38922920
>well, what is it

Ya fucked up.

I'm going to stay in my room and watch x files but thanks.
Why is it so hard for you guys to talk to girls?

>>38919682
What is her instagram?

>>38919682
I would wonder why people are speaking to me despite my best efforts to look like I am about to stab them and steal their wallet.

>>38923364
I'm emotionally broken.
All women are one of three things
Family and thus is just a feminine guy
A warm wet hole
Someone to dote over and treat like a daughter/princess.

>>38919771
She's probably a BBW or a 4/10

Manlets are so insecure they bring up height when no one even mentions it.

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>>38919771
5 foot 6

>>38922579
You sound like a sad little faggot that has gotten rejected one too many times

>>38919682
"Yeah maybe :)"

I'd be pretty confident

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>>38919771
>Well I'm 5'6