You're at the gym doing some squats. After a while you spot this girl mirin and she's coming closer.
What's your course of action?
>>38918678
>That's not correct barbell row form, your knees can't be facing inwards you are gonna fuck yourself up.
>No need to thank me
kill myself because a thousand generations of successful men lead to a person who pretends that cartoons are real
>>38918678
>rush into my next set to avoid her having an opportunity to speak to me
>still fatigued from my last set
>heavy
>fail midway into my second rep and bail out
>mirror
>she turned around and is walking away
>relax
>>38918721
Fuck, bro. Too real.
>>38918678
>"hey your anon right? your frie.. Hey are you crying?"
>t-thanks y-you too
>720 to my Razor scooter locked on the bike rack outside, while fumbling for the spare wheel in my heelies
>go home and cry in my mothers arms
Stop what I'm doing, face Mecca, and begin praying endlessly, thanking Allah for making anime real
>>38918787
Anime is haram. He would never do that.
>>38918804
Well it certainly wasn't Jesus who made it happen. Who should I be praying to for the bounty of real anime?
>>38918818
Technology or the laws of the universe itself.
>>38918830
>Technology or the laws of the universe itself
A deity will bring anime to life, breh. Just gotta make sure you're thanking the right one when it happens
>>38918844
>tfw heaven is being reborn as the main character in your own animu series
>tfw hell is being reborn as yourself to live the same shitty life for eternity
>>38918960
I would love to life forever desu.
>You can learn anything you want to.
>You will eventually see Aliens.
>You will eventually even leave that planet.
>>38919000
I don't think you quite understand...
>same life
>memory wipe
>same time period
>exactly the same
Hell, it could be happening right now for all we know... We could be in the cycle...
>>38919013
I would still see Aliens at some point and leave the planet too.
>>38919027
Fair enough...