>tfw girls look at me and talk to me now >if I talk to

>>38915762
Time to learn to tell jokes and ask questions nigga

second this. Legit chadmode that girls look at but taking to they dip unless they shallow as hell or got problems

>>38915762
Tell them to fuck off

>>38915769
>Time to learn to tell jokes and ask questions nigga
You have to be funny yourself or find your jokes funny to be telling them, since OP is a neet, the kind of jokes he finds funny is A Jew a Nigger and a Spic walks in a bar, which obviously normals wouldn't find even remotely funny. Also what would he ask questions about, since he is neet, he probably finds everything that normals do completely boring and uninteresting

>>38915806
>You have to...find your jokes funny to be telling them
not really
>Also what would he ask questions about
everything, life, work, leisure, hobbies, whatever
>he probably finds everything that normals do completely boring and uninteresting
so what, just pretend you're interested

>>38915762
Make out you're a wild one who lives to have fun.

I am actually a legit wild one who trips LSD, parties, competes as a boxer and breaks the rules. Bitches love it, since I started to exaggerate this image they love it even more.

Bitches love fun and confidence. Be fun and love yourself.

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>>38915762
Tfw you should have worked out your interpersonal skillz instead of your traps

>>38915929
what if you don't love yourself if you are what you are not?

Not everyone is a social butterfly

>not neet but broken inside and people in general can tell if they talk to you

>>38915944
What he said gets you laid af. Ik, i got cucked by that nigga.

>>38915950
how is this an argument or even something worth of being said, keeping in mind the question I asked

>>38915944
Nigga I ain't a social butterfly, I hated myself and had low self esteem for years until one particular LSD trip which revealed to me how much I've held myself back.

But I love myself, I'm cool AS FUCK. Why the fuck should I care about the opinions of other people? If they don't think I'm cool thats because they're boring ass white bread faggots. Love yourself. You need approval from people you don't approve of. Just fucking fake it if you're talking to bitches.

>inb4 BUT I DON'T WANT TO FAKE IT

Face reality. The game we play in the modern world is all shallow and fake, you either play the game or you don't, but if you don't play the game you don't get the prize nigga.

DO NOT MENTION VIDYA

DO NOT MENTION 4CHAN

>>38915956
What if you don't love yourself?
If you are what you are not?

What the fuck are you saying? If you don't love yourself, ACT like you do. Then you'll get bitches. I got cucked. Now i lift and do bjj.

>>38915968
hey it's >>38915966 >>38915929 here. I applaud your lifting and BJJ, getting into boxing changed my life and I've dabbled in BJJ too because I wanted to learn how to get out of bad positions. BJJ is fucking awesome though and with skill comes confidence. You the man my Nigga. Respect to the warrior spirit.

>>38915966
Well, ok, thanks for that non answer

So you're basically just telling yourself that you love yourself? You aren't true to yourself.

I love myself, I don't do any of the things you do nor am I a very outgoing and social person so inorder to become what people like I need to fake is thus becoming unhappy with myself.

>>38915968
read a book once in your life

>>38915762
> tfw meet old highschool bro
> known each other for 10 years
> used to get up to all kinds of crazy shit
> raided together in wow
> used to troll people on blogs and early streaming sites
> Start talking
> Yo dude you remember that time we broke into that junk yard to try and steal that old fuking car
> -Yeah that was funny
> Starts talking about his wife and how he has to behave
> starts talking about his 4 year old kid
> starts talking about work
I have never in my entire life been as disappointing, spaced out and unresponsive in my entire life, every time he talked I heard only white noise, I genuinely thought he was going to make something of himself not became another drone, with a kid and a wife that yells at him

>>38915980
Don't take him too seriously bro, people who do psychedelics are usually delusional narcissists .

>>38915948
People can make fun of normies all they want but its fucking amazing how fast they can tell you are bullshiting and have absolutely nothing going on in you life

>>38915988
>narcissists

Yes I'm a narcissist, of course I am. Love yourself niggas, this is where you're all going wrong. Better to be full of confidence than be a cuck like OP who can't talk to girls.

>>38915980
You're making this too complicated. Just stop being a faggot, it's that simple.

>>38916011
thanks for the non-answer again

>>38916020
Post pic of body with timestamp. I bet you're a fat neet, you've got the attitude of a quitter who blames his problems on everybody else.

>>38916020
His mind is so fried from the drugs that he can only communicate through banal platitudes.

>>38916029
Wow, it's funny how fast you lash out when somebody tries to argue you one your view of life

You're a poseur.

>>38915929
>boxer
amateur or pro? Whats your weekly routine?

looking to improve my training regimen.

>>38916037
(you)

>>38916046
Amateur level. Been training for 7 years but spend the first 5 years chasing the wrong shit. I should of knuckled down but I didn't commit, instead I was too busy chasing pussy (to make up for fucks I didn't get in school and prove to the world I wasn't a loser) and drinking alcohol (because life was boring and everyday was monotonous)

Now I to work it out around my work, since I work long ass twelve hour shifts. But basically this week it'll be this

Monday: swimming the morning (day off work and I know boredom is one of my triggers so I have to keep busy) strength and conditioning class followed by sparring in the evening

Tuesday: Boxing

Wednesday: Boxing

Thursday: boxing

Friday: boxing

At some point during the week I'll probably take a day off, and at some point during the week I'll do hillsprints during the morning if I get bored. I work 4 on 4 off 12 hour shifts so I have to work my life around that. I used to do long distance running but since I mixed it up for hill sprints my cardio improved tenfold. Sometimes I'll go training twice a day if I'm feeling restless. When I'm training for a fight I end up so tired that all I do is go training and rest, my last fight I was in full cocoon mode and I hardly even masturbated because I was just tired most of the time. I run on black coffee and a high fiber diet to lose weight, I fight at 62kg but last time I had to cut 2kg of water weight even though I was lean as fuck, I think I had built up some muscle through all the floor work we do in class.

>>38916067
samefag here

HIIT all the way. Hill sprints make a huge difference, if I'm working out on the bag alone rather than in the class I'll set my round timer for 1 minute rounds with 40 seconds rest and work hard as fuck, and then mix it up to 3 minute rounds with 1 minute rest. Fight time is 2 minute rounds with a 1 minute rest.

>>38916067
i see. thanks.

what do you do in boxing?

here we do calisthetics, followed by interval sprints, 3 rounds on heavy bag, some drills for 4 rounds, then abdominal crunches +variations till fialure.


all the fitness has me a bit restless, because although the fitness aspect is great, theres not much focus on technique and timings.

I guess im looking to develop those more. you get like 1 round of pad drills with the instructor if you're lucky, otherwise you're literally at a fitness class.

is it just a matter of shadowboxing and sparring more?

is there anything i can do alone to get better technique and rhythm?

I've only been training 2 years. I havent competed yet.

>>38916100
Not the guy you replied to but your gym is bad. At my gym we partner off for drills and sparring every lesson.

>>38915992
>People can make fun of normies all they want but its fucking amazing how fast they can tell you are bullshiting and have absolutely nothing going on in you life

this holy shit

>used to be autismo but i got a proper haircut, started dressing properly, and started lifting
>top tier chad normie moved into our student flat over the summer
>i was working full time so i only saw him for a couple minutes a week
>every time i spoke to him i was always wearing normie clothes and i never dropped any spaghetti, just made casual small talk
>last night he has his chad friends come over, i overhear him calling me a nice guy but a weirdo

the years of betaness must be heavily ingrained in my mannerisms, you just can't bullshit a normie

>>38916100
Friday night is mainly padwork. We partner up and do pad work, and our coach walks around and takes turns giving us all padwork for that drill, or he watches our form and corrects us.

Monday is usually 45 minute circuit training/floorwork followed by sparring.

Tuesday is usually either a bag workout fitness class where he'll critique us the main focus is on fitness and endurance, he'll call out "work" or just "box" and we'll either do nonstop punches fast and hard to exhaust ourselves or just box, again the intention of that class is for fight fitness.

Wednesday is more like circuit training again with lots of floorwork/bodyweight stuff, followed by sparring.

Thursday is padwork again just like fridays class.


Ultimately though Anon it's on you, I've learned most of my shit from reading/watching/studying/experimenting because my coach isn't very good. I trained in Jeet Kune do and some other bullshit martial arts in the past too so I've got weird tricks I used, my head movement is pretty on point.

Biggest tip that changed my entire boxing progress was keeping my hands up. I use my forearms to cover up and I try to get close enough to throw my shots without having to step in. I used to always get caught coming in with my shots, but now I use my forearms as a defense so I can pressure my opponent without fear of being popped in the face. I'll cover up with my forearms to work my way close enough to land my shots, but ultimately the best counters are the outside slip. When I was teaching my son, I taught him the outside slip mixed with a jab to the body, and from that I moved into outside slip to rear uppercut to the body. Now his head movement is getting on point too.

And don't throw too hard. the lighter you throw the easier it is to throw fast tidy combinations and recover, pick your hard shots.

Big respect to you. The call of the fighter is something that changed my life and made me a better man. It made me escape the bottom.

>>38915762
I've had this exact same problem.
Now I've got some shitty ass job. But it gives the least bit of confidence you need to feel somewhat better about yourself and get girls.

>>38916207
jkd is nice.
I did 3 years of wing chun prior to starting.

Your routine sounds pretty nice. I may split my training into endurance and technical days from now on. Thanks.

I'm alright with hands but I need to work on my head movement. Any tips?

I tend to counterpunch more than I initiate. I'm a southpaw, so mirroring works wonders for defence. Aside from the lead uppercut to the ribs of course.

I'm in the 90 kilo range, so unfortunately fast and light does not work well for me. Plus my trainer used to be professional and looks down whenever I throw lighter punches. Even jabs.
I agree with his philosophy as any commitment to offence leaves a defensive gap, but from what I know of amateurs, it's mainly scored on points.

I picked this up because I used to lift. Then I realised that I'd rather be able to fight rather than merely look like I can. I feel the ultimate evolutionary basis of aesthetics is so that the man can be adept at exerting his will on others and the environment.

In that sense, lifters to fighters are like plastic apples to real fruit. The latter may appear less than perfect, but are functional.

>>38915762
>unbecome neet
>start to work
>realize that the people I work with barely have a working memory
>that most of them dont care about their body, even their own safety.
>most of them talk about dumb stuff, have stupid idols
>spend their live even more useless than a neet

granted, the job that I took didnt have the highest IQ people. But then there is this.

>Go to a sports club
>for runners
>so most of them thankfully dont smoke
>but then the topic of nutrition comes up during a run
>"yes and hurr durr anon, eating good foodo's is importanz"
>remember the week or two ago when that person consumed coke, soda and internally laugh when the rabble thinks that its important

Going through life, dealing with these lesser normies is basically always being on the off mode. Where may brain is constantly daydreaming the whole day about things other than around me, because nothing that the normies provide me with inspires me, or actives the higher brain regions that I get from reading a scientific journal, or even just shitposting here.

I tried many times, but it seems like these people are mostly soulless. Everything follows the same old, same boring expected stuff. The only good people are those with higher paying jobs, the managers, and whatever whom I encounter.

But everything else is literally rabble. 90% of all humans are even whites.

>>38916709
Yes and?

Realise that the average iq is 100.
Most people don't think far enough to hate their life. They are content being boring, basic and unimportant.

So what?

You on the other hand are aware of your situation.

>>38916850
Isnt it kinda funny though? That some basic things like

>dont sip soda, dont smoke, dont jam sharp objects in your your eyes
You need an IQ of 100+
>dont eat sugary things, industrial sugars
IQ 105+?
>suppress your eating urges and keep eating within your allotted calories for whatever purpose you have for body sculpting
110+

And then it just goes up and up. But some of us just take these easy things for granted. And then dont realize that there are people who are going to struggle with the sugar thing, for basically their entire lives.

and the sugar thing is just the start. Yet on every improvement category that you go up, the amount of people that does it decreases nearly what? Tenfold?

Well compared to the bell curve it makes sense...but still...its kinda depressing to know that I am all alone in my struggles. All alone for some obscure chinese finger painting forum.

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>>38916903
I already was suspecting that someone would bring this up, but the truth of the matter is that I TALK TO OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT THESE ISSUES.

The discourse, the recorded words that I output, compared to these plebians is literally different.

These people dont have a "mysterious normalcy and sanity" inside of them that they dont bring out. I ask them about this stuff, I ask them their opinion and what they output does not mirror your picture at all.

>>38915992
True
I dont even try to hide it anymore
They dont have the shitty life i have so its no wonder they can focus all their attention on fucking instagram celebs or whatever the fuck they do all day

It may be delusion but i secretly think of myself as better than them.
From the outside i am 100% sure i am better than them.
As well as in discipline not only in terms of fitness but in academics as well.

Fuck being a normie tbqh senpai
The more i think about what a normie really is the less i want to be one.
90% of people lie or exeggerate their lives to sound interesting. This alone makes me want to vomit.

>no friends or social skills
fancy way to say you're dumb

>>38915992
You know what else can tell if you are bullshitting or not? Animals, even nigger can tell if a high IQ white loving white, actually dislikes them a lot.

Its a primal thing, and primals are good at these things since they have nothing else going on in their heads.

>>38916882
You have to realise that self evaluation is a skill, the depth of which is determined by too many factors to understand. A person's iq only is a measure of their speed of taking in and processing information.

If their priorities are different, then it doesn't matter how high it is.
Plus you say their stuff like Celeb, instagram etc. Isn't important. But the same can be said of what you do.

So what? Realise that you don't matter in the grand scheme of things and your life, along with what you do in it, does not matter. Then you will cease judging people, because you realise why it's all the same shit.

>>38917015
Thats a very nihilistic way to look at things anon.

But I came out of that a long time ago. And the only lore, the only philosophy that matters is

>making sure that your DNA replicates itself into the future

As all organisms strife. Basically every fucking goddamn species outside of man follows this pattern. Self improvement, control on your yourself and your environment.

Those degenerates will have a higher chance of wasting away. Of becoming part of the fatopocalypse for example (the 70% and growing number of fat people still isnt stopping).

Eventually that is all what will matter as these people become part of the dust of this planet. Not of the flesh.

>>38917045
Think about it.

You see what they do as being normie degeneracy. Others see what you do as pseudo-normie degeneracy. How many people out there lift and train?

You only have the illusion that you are superior.
And discipline? That may be true, but so are others I different ways. Olympic athletes are very disciplined. So are those in high paying careers. To them, you are degeneracy.

Hence its all the same. Why bother judging when you can't do anything about it?

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>>38917015
>>38917045
both of you are spot on right
but if you individually think that your theory is right, then you are wrong

find a sense you think is worth having in life
and then
keep it

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>>38916709
>because nothing that the normies provide me with inspires me, or actives the higher brain regions that I get from reading a scientific journal, or even just shitposting here.

>>38917091
There are variables in life that are easy to prove that they are good or bad.

things like disease are of course bad. It detracts from your experience, and chances here to made babby.

And there is a whole list of these things.

Lifting some amount of time will mean you will get better test, better resilience even

http://ergo-log.com/strength-training-makes-elderly-people-mentally-stronger.html

What you have is pure nihilism that is not bound to anything measurable in the real world. You could look up the inane and broken thoughts of one person, and consider them as valid. When they are not of course.

There exists a way, a natural and a good way for a person to maximize his chances to go through the labyrinth of life.

Your failure to find the right path does not mean that it does not exist. And science also completely disagrees with you.

There are an immeasurable amounts of research journals, of studies done that prove that this path exists. From eating clean, to ditching sugar. Many of these things will yield grande benefits, and no negatives.

Your arguments border on the "drug usage is good because a person has a reason for feeling good" or some horseshit like that.

>>38917141
you dont get his point at all, do you

>>38915762
>tfw I don't give a fuck if people realize I'm a loser because I've lost hope of becoming socially normal anyway

>>38915762
Same situation as OP

How do I get friends and social skills?

>>38915769
I have no jokes. And the only jokes I hear people tell are stories of friends or things they do with friends

I have no stories, because I have no friends and spend all my time on a computer

>>38917228
This, I'm in freshman year of college, the last time I made a friend on my own (not because they were in the same friend group) was 11th grade

I am in the same boat too,until I realized I am the pretentious one and look down on others.

I was a fatass once and I believed I was inferior. Now that I started lifting, I gained confidence but I still want to be alone because I cannot mesh with people at all. I'm so used to being alone that people wanting to make friends seems to alien.

How do I become less stuck-up?

Also, what is bjj

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>>38915762
>tfw the few girls I come in contact with look at me and talk to me now
>tfw I study computer science hence I don't really meet lots of girls
>tfw never invited to parties since all of my friends study IT or Physics (not exactly the party people)
>tfw finally get the chance to chat up a qt
>tfw I can't ask her out because in the end I'll always be the fucking awkward nerd I always was insecure on the inside despite the smile

I can't bring myself to care about people.

If I start talking to someone I'll get bored or basically fake interest. I don't know how people do it

>>38917286
eyo fuckhead, just go for it. Some bitches find that awkward nerd shit cute as hell.

>>38916958
This is exactly how I view things as well.

>>38917045
>the only thing that matters in life is pumping out kids
Your life's meaning is just pandering to your most base physical urges. There is no good reason to have children while there are still kids that need to be adopted, and
>preserving muh genes
is bullshit. You're not that special, your genes don't matter, and attempting to preserve your genetic lineage is just a feeble grasp at an eternity that will forever evade you.

>>38917263
Bjj is Brazilian jiu-jitsu

>>38915762
y-you too

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>out drinking with acquaintances
>bill arrives
>guy who is handling the bill tonight is the guy handling the bill from last night
>last night I settled the bill for him and 2 other people who were then present
>was less money this time
>assume he'll handle it or tell other people to spot me
>he doesn't
>I tell him to pay for it since I took care of the drinks last night
>he responds that it doesn't matter
>I don't pay
>10 mins go by as I finish my drink and continue to chat with a girl
>by the end it gets really tense, another girl just asks me to take care of it so I finally do
>we split up, I walk a girl home
>today he wouldnt eat lunch with me and is apparently fuming
>his friend was there that night only and I embarrassed him

Who was in the wrong here?

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>>38917236
>I have no stories, because I have no friends and spend all my time on a computer

Find some funny greentext-stories (like pic-related), pretend it happened to you or a friend and beg there are no other 4channers in the room.

Obviously nothing to weird

>tfw I was autistic that never said anything in high school because of WoW addiction
>luckily still played sports but still didnt say anything
>college rolls around
>completely change somehow

It just happened. I turned into a normie. I'm 24 now and I can talk to every cashier about some random thing. Being a neet doesn't help because you literally do nothing.

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>>38917570
Fuck, wrong pic. For the love of god don't use beta stories

>>38917565
he's obviously an idiot, and you're an idiot for associating with him

>>38917565
He was in the wrong but u really should have agreed beforehand by telling him this time drinks are on you asshole im tired of u bleeding my cock dry u poorfag

>>38917593
I thought it was just customary thst you always get someone back as soon as you're able? That's what I do anyway. Was I wrong to hold others to my standard?

>>38917604
You can't assume everyone's a bro, most people will take advantage of generosity if they can. Seems like this guy got mad that you were taking away his free ride. Him refusing to go to lunch makes it sound like he was using u .

But yeah that dude is definitely a weird dickhead, fuck him.

>>38917625
I feel like other people will take his side since I created an awkward situation to shame him. Then again I guess that's alpha?

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>>38915762
>lifting in gym
>guy and his gf arrive when I'm between exercises
>small talk about who's using what rack and what not
>go about our business
>catch her looking at me several times
>her bf is bigger, stronger and more alpha than me
>finish up, say have a nice weekend to the guys around me, she's on the other side of the gym but within earshot
>pay no mind and pass her when walking to the exit and suddenly she says "have a nice weekend!" and smiles
>"yeahhave a uhhgoodweekend"

>tfw so used to not speaking to or being spoken to by girls I spilled my spaghetti in surprise when she did

I'm not used to being noticed by girls. It's good to get reminders of how far removed I am from a normal human being.

>>38917639
You're overthinking it, the alpha thing to do here is move on like nothing happened. If it's ever brought up pretend like you don't remember. The only people probably thinking about this is you and him. Just don't pay for his shit again.

>>38917691
pretty sure he's been gossiping about it all day to other people trying to save face.

But you're right of course, dont bring it up again.

>>38916011
Don't call us googles, faggot

>>38917659
"more alpha than me".

you got that fucking right, you self defeating cuck.

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>>38917659
> Tfw uber cute girl in gym walking around with a clipboard asking if they could recommend to family and friends free 1 day trial at the gym
> tfw know its only matter of time before she comes to me
> Either leave right now in middle of workout or face the consequence
> she walks up to me and goes
> [Waves] Hey, Hello
> In between her sentence tell her I have no friends
> -Ohh-ohkay hehe
> walks off
Never felt more Alpha in my life

>>38916709
im on the same boat

intp lyfe

>>38917821
Him:
>tall
>qt and pleasant gf with a nice body that lifts (properly) with him
>strong and carries himself well
>good body, hair and masculine face

Me:
>5'7
>kissless virgin
>live with parents at 23
>dead end part time job, no education
>face with bad skin and teeth
>receding hairline

Yeah you're right it's a mindset problem, I'm just as alpha as him in actuality.
I am working to improve myself, but let's not pretend that he's not better than me.

>>38915762
>after year of faking being alpha i actually have some resemblance of being normal
>no real success with women but it'll happen eventually, right? women don't like needy guys
>start going to parties and notice how much i can't relate
>see myself as great talker and great guy but women don't give a fuck about me
>friends start to abandon me for their own lives
>even my old NEET buddies
>entire fake alpha attitude breaks within a week
>now have no will to keep going

>>38916031
This is coming from the person who can't handle intellectually demanding careers.

>>38917570
>>>38917236
>Find some funny greentext-stories (like pic-related), pretend it happened to you or a friend

This
I have friends but i just say they got up to some greentext shenanigans too

Any one who calls you out, tell him "my friend told me he did this" he wouldnt lie to me.

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>>38915966
>Why the fuck should I care about the opinions of other people?
>You need approval from people you don't approve of

OK

>>38916158
dude if your mental picture of him is "top tier chad" and you unironically refer to yourself as a "beta" of course you're going to act weird around him. it's really easy to smell weakness

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>>38916207
> The call of the fighter is something that changed my life and made me a better man

>>38917236
Like other anons said, just make shit up. It's not like anyone's going to double check your sources

>>38917263
Pretty much this. I got so used to being alone in high school that when I got to college, I wasn't really sure how or why to make friends. It's kind of like how if you starve yourself long enough, your stomach shrinks so much that you couldn't stuff your face even if you wanted to

>>38915762

>tfw you sometimes catch mires but no one will talk to you because you apparently look pissed off or annoyed all the time

>>38918066
lmao

alternatively you could have said you were an orphan

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>>38915762
>tfw hot grill that had been slyly checking me out for about a month came up to me to talk
>tfw convo didn't last longer than 2 mins
>apparently "I'm concerned about the ethical practises of Facebook's data retention policy" is not a Chad answer to why I don't have Facebook

Where do I train how to talk to women? How many sets do I need to do until I'm good at it?

>life fell apart in my late teens and early 20's...brother died and my grandmother who I was super close with passed.
>absolutely hated myself and blamed myself for things outside my control, turned to video games to numb the pain of reality
>hit bottom, it was either change or kill myself
>start slowly cleaning up my life, cutting out toxic friends...it isn't easy to recognize when your friends don't want you to succeed.
>stop playing vidya and start back at university.
>meet an amazing girl, with good values...something I scarcely believed even existed anymore

I am not sure if I made it yet /fit/ but I wouldn't be here without you guys. I think you fucking saved my life.

>>38915762
You need to get a life. As in, a hobby or a meaningful job. Then you can talk about it.

Alss maybe practice small talk, as a skill. You can google, there's lot's guides on how to small talk.

>>38915912
>le fake it till you make it xD
"""No"""

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>>38915762
>I'm a NEET loser with no friends or social skills

>yet somehow talks to women out of nowhere

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>>38915929
>>38915974
I cringed

>>38918066

You keep mic-dropping chicks, it becomes a habit.

>>38917236
talk about things you do with your raid groups

>>38920768
HOW DO I ELIMINATE THE WEAKNESS

>>38915981
>meet this old friend
>knew each other for 10 years
>faggot is still talking about wow
>try to change the topic to anything, like work, life, kids, anything real yk?
>faggit has nothing to say

I have never in my entire life met such a disappointing, spaced out and unresponsive NEET. Every time he talked I heard only whining noise, I genuinely thought he was going to make something of himself not become another NEET, with no gf no life.

say you get some random chick to get lunch/dinner/coffee/drinks with you alone

what the fuck do you talk to her about then?

the latest shitty movies?

shitty top 50s music?

work?

school?

man that's like less than 10 minutes of shit right there that isn't mindblowingly boring

>>38921952
God you must be one boring fuck. Stay alone, at least you'll only bore one person that way.

>>38921985
well thats precisely why im here, trying to better myself

>>38921952
ask her questions, be interested in her. a lot of the time you won't have to say shit, just be friendly and supportive of whatever it is they enjoy.
getting a hobby or two of your own might help as well.

>>38916922

XKCD is a webcomic made by a terribly weak man overrun by his empathy. Anyone who uses that pic or anything else from that webcomic is to be disregarded as chafe

>>38916903
I'd say only 60% of people genuinely have these thoughts. And of these people only 30% have them in a way that isn't simply narcissistic vanity.

>>38922013
thanks mane

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>if I don't say anything I'm weird because I'm being an anti-social loser
>if I do say something I'm weird because I said the wrong thing
>if I attempt to say the right thing I'm weird because I said it incorrectly

>>38921952
>say you get some random chick to get lunch/dinner/coffee/drinks with you alone

Girls don't do that without you already talking to them and bypassing their creeper zone. See, there's a lot of talk about "when a girl meets you, she knows she wants to fuck you or not." We assume that it's a binary thing, either she wants to fuck you, or you're a creeper. The reality is that they have very much the same system (just skewed to favor a small minority of men) as us, the "would fug" zone, the "could definitely fug" zone, the "would fug if drunk", the "neutral zone" and "gtfo creeper" zone.

So you already have something she likes or see potential in. You're going to hit a topic and then you're going to have her talk your ear off. You have to feign interest in their shit.

And bullshit. In this day an age of information overload, no one researches. Most girls have a surface level taste (Zelda, Overwatch, LoL) in shit, so you can very easily bullshit to them.

>>38921874
absolutely told

>>38915981<---- this guy BTFO

>>38915806
but i cant stand normie shit, how can people be so pleb?

>>38915806
>the kind of jokes he finds funny is A Jew a Nigger and a Spic walks in a bar
Tell the rest of the joke

Why can literal fucking psycho and sociopaths feign normality while people like us can't?

Is it truly, TRULY 100% just confidence within yourself?

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>>38915762
>mfw got fit past year
>mfw no car or job
>mfw only flirt no sex
>mfw ascetic priest

>>38922227
thats the thing

i can normally talk bs to random girls after class / gym / libraries but when things start to get more personal but i just make excuses and fuck off

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>>38915948
>>38916158
iktfb

I can't help but act off.

Least I don't sperg out so I'm not actively avoided.

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>>38915929

>I am a legit wild one who trips LSD

confirmed 14yo who has no experience with psychedelics

>>38921874
on point af anon

>>38921874
>Hey I have a wife that tells me to "behave" as if I was a kid!
>She probably wears the pants and cucks my beta ass on the reg!
>Hey I only talk about my work and my kids because my hobbies and interests died along with my soul!
>Hey I made a few dipshits with my sperm, and now I get to pay millions of dollars across 18 years to raise these eggheads until they grow into retards that will destroy everything I tried to build for them!
Totally making it bro.

>>38915948
yes, people can tell

I don't mean it literally, but people can "smell" psychopathology, they can smell abnormality, they can smell disfunction.

At the place where I'm getting physical therapy, people quickly learned not to chat me up they way that they do everybody else in the building. Everyone else is happy and smiling and joking all of the time, even the older patients who have trouble walking. Everyone is fucking happy all of the time. I guess I stick out because I can't hide the fact that, once a day, there's about an hour-long period in which I just spiral down until I'm just laying down in my bed, on the verge of tears, wishing I didn't fear death so that I could finally kill myself.

It's like people are punishing me for being depressed. I know they don't mean to, but it does hurt.

Even when I had to talk to one of my aunts on skype for literally 15 seconds just to say hi to her when I was at my parents house, she said to my mother, "Wow, he's abnormally quiet. (Not sure how to translate exactly)" Literally 10-15 seconds and she could tell I was abnormal. It wasn't even a good quality call, and it was on a fucking iPad that was pointed at me at an angle. But she still knew nearly instantly. People can sniff out these things.

I don't even know anymore. I'm not even sure how they tell. I'm in better shape, I dress like a normal person, I have short hair like a normal man, I walk more confidently. But they can still tell. It's like I'm branded.

>>38921952
This happened to me.
We just talked about her and how much we related to each other and funny stories, etc.
After about 3 weeks of frequently hanging out she just randomly, and I'm talking completely out of the blue, cut contact with me. Even her roommate doesn't know why she did it.

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>start new job
>invited to parties/events by 1 group
>grill confesses shes into me
>realise the only reason you've been invited to all this shit is because of her
>nothanksjeff.exe
>(politely) abort all contact with her and her associates
>completely alone at work

I've only had 2 jobs and its happened at both of them.

Diagnose me.

>>38926906
Autism.

4chan Pass user since October 2016.

>>38920774
Of course you'd post that. You wouldn't understand how it changes you unless you did it.

Before I started training I was a complete beta who had no confidence and couldn't fight my way out of a paperbag. It's been years now and it's given me confidence, it's made me /fit/ and it's given me something to be proud of. When everyone else goes to work and then goes home and rests, I go to the club and work out, when everyone else is trying to show their worth with material possessions I'm proving my value through hard work and dedication.

It showed me that sacrifice is necessary, and that pain shouldn't hold you back. I don't even get shook when I get hit anymore, instead I just look for the opportunity to land one back because if they're close enough to hit me then I'm close enough to hit them.

Boxing is a mans sport.

>>38926913
>4chan pass user calling someone else autistic

lol

>>38926913
>4chan pass user since October 2016

>being this much of a lazy faggot

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>>38915762
fun thing about being awkward, and having muscles girls will be like "he is shy, and muscular" if you don't have muscles you're just the weird kid. Hide behind your vanity OP, they will never know.

>>38915762
Obviously girls are not for you.
Just take your NES back and stop with this lifting lifestyle.
>Not 4 u, anon.

>>38916958
I'm of the opinion that if my life is shit, that's what I put forth. I won't ever lie to people to sound more interesting, I think this is the biggest difference between myself and a normie.

Might just be my autism though

>>38920994
>>apparently "I'm concerned about the ethical practises of Facebook's data retention policy" is not a Chad answer to why I don't have Facebook
You know what, depending on how you phrase this, it actually can be.
Just say something like this:
"I know it's kind of an off-centre stance, but facebook has a notoriously bad reputation in regards to handling the private data of their users, and simply texting and calling my friends doesn't inconvenience me, so i don't really feel a need for facebook"

>>38921069
>I am not sure if I made it yet /fit/ but I wouldn't be here without you guys. I think you fucking saved my life.
<3

>>38920994
How many sets of squats do you need to do before you're good? Varies from person to person and depending on your goals.

>>38926906
>realise the only reason you've been invited to all this shit is because of her
>friendzone her and become buddies with everyone else
>now you're invited because you're always invited, you're one of the group

Wasn't so hard, was it?

>>38926913
what, pass users have a notification? I've NEVER seen one before, in a whole year on multiple boards

>>38915762

>Hitting it off with a girl
>"So anon what do you do for a living?"

That about kills it. I cant say shit post online and work out. I dont work and telling them I buy junk and sell it online isnt a turn on for women.

>>38927171
and im a huge raging faggot who wants to sound pseudointellectual and pretentious but without overtly expressing my narssisism.

the trick to casual conversation is to literally not give a fuck.
you dont care what she has to say, she does not care what you have to say.


conversation is mostly about the minor nuances like body language, tone and eye contact.
this is about casual conversation ofcourse. not conversations that actually matter, like work conversations or when exchanging information with friends or on here sort of thing.

you have to make it seem like you're interested in her without overtly.
learn to build rapport.
as for conversation matters, keep it light, never anything in too much depth unless she initiates it first. always keep a lighthearted approach to things including your own views.

nobody under the age of 30 can pull off that mysterious stranger vibe. so dont even try for it.
you are not interesting. do not think you're interesting.
but show off your good qualities as much as you can without overtly doing/saying it.
its a skill you acquire over time.

>>38927311
you mean you're in the import/export business?
you mean you run an online business?

if anything just say you're unemployed and a bodybuilder.

>Mfw I can force myself to be social
>Mfw all my stories involve heavy drinking to the point of no return or taking drugs
>Mfw everything gets weird because I look like a druggie
>Mfw I don't even drink or smoke that much, my life is just boring and interesting shit only happens when I'm shitfaced with friends

At least my injury is better now

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>>38927283
It's optional. Always nice to put it on and enrage poorfags.

4chan Pass user since October 2016.

>>38925012
>>38915981

Why u mad tho?

Every CHAD who over befriended turned out to be a former NEET who is also taking it... No one crosses the CHAD/NEET barrier truly

>>38917570
This, or any other good stories you've heard. I heard this one story from one of Zyzz's crewmates about how they were driving past a balding 30 year old man with a luxury car and a 20y/o blond babe. Zyzz tells the driver to pull up beside them and he blasted Gold Digger, the opening "She take my money" on a loop.

Yeah just any good stories you can find. I'm one of those faggots that occasionally watch zyzz shit for gym motivation so stupid stories like that make me happy, but any story that makes you happy is the sort that you should be telling.

>>38928378
>He bought a 4chan pass just to shit post
Pretty fucking sad my dude.

>>38916882
You sound like a pretentious d-bag anon

>>38915762
Well the bullshit is that I got fucking shredded, tan, and lean for months and didn't get any action.1 month into my dirty bulk, meet this fucking amazing dominican powerlifter 2 years my senior, she caresses me, pulls her tits out for me to suck on, grabs my dick, gives me her number, says she wants to buy me lunch. Jesus fuck... man the fucking body on her and I feel like a bag of fat compared to what I was.

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>>38926913
oh boy I sure wish I had a 4CHAN(TM) PASS

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>>38915762
>Tfw at uni for first day
>Already two 7/10 girls ask for my name
>Chat a little in the dms with one
>She realises how much of a retarded faggot i am
>Never speaks to me again

too bad lifting doesnt cure autism

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wait wait wait. why are u me bud? but no srsly what should neets say during a conversation? why do normies even want to start one?

>>38921069
you already made it brah

>have extremely shit hearing
>can't hear a conversation unless someone is talking directly to me maintaining eye contact, if 2+ people are talking simultaneously it's just white noise
>be semi-social thanks to long-time friends but have no fucking idea how normal people converse since 80% of dialogue is usually lost on me
fuck

seriously what do people usually talk about?

>>38915769

>time to learn to tell jokes

You mean like a clown? like I'm fuckin funny? Like I amuse you? Fuck outa here nigga

>>38926722
If it doesn't bother you, embrace it.

>>38926913
>corny 4chan TM

Made me kek anon.

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>>38932988

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>Highschool fiends naturalallu came to me
>had very close group of 4 friends
>1 hyperchad who was the best at lacrosse in our state
>1 Korean who was terrified of women like me
>one normie who I met during orientation freshman year
>one fob Thai-Brit kid who was into ecchi
>all of us were bonded by our love of dota 1, 2, and other random games.
Now I'm sophomore in college (no time for games) and I know like 5 people by name. How do I escape this? I joined a club but no one really talks and we only meet every 3 weeks. At least my roommate and I eat together everyday.

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>>38934217
>tfw your post kills the thread

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>look up "How to make friends"
>every article is written for either middle-aged or young professionals
>not those trying to transition out of NEETdom

>if I talk to them for more than a few minutes they'l realise I'm a NEET loser with no friends or social skills

This isn't just why I don't talk to girls, but also why I don't try to make friends myself.

I went through high school as the weirdo class clown who had no friends so I didn't learn how to meet people. Since I had no friends I had no opportunities to get to know people on a more personal basis and no way to get girls

Since I didn't learn how to make friends in high school, it carried over to college and then I didn't want people I made as "friends" to see me as a friendless loser shut in in college, so I didn't bother again. I remember senior year of college I would always just accept my roommate's invitations to do stuff with his friends and it was so awkward.

Now post-college, I don't try to do anything with coworkers because I don't want them to see what a friendless awkward loser I am with no life experiences.

Basically the only interactions I have with people now are just me making sarcastic jokes and I can't take anything seriously because I don't know how to have conversations.

And not to mention that people say "it explains everything about me" when i say im an only child too

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>tfw I dropped out of college and went full NEET for a year because of depression and anxiety
>tfw I'm back in college now, working out and trying to improve myself
>tfw qt girl from my college messaged me on fb and asked me out
>tfw I have a date with her this Friday and am actually going to have to converse with her
>tfw I have zero experience talking to girls

I-I'm sure this won't turn out to be another in a long list of painful experiences, r-right guys?

My biggest problem is eye contact
how the fuck do i cure it

>>38934854
Had this problem also, just keep reminding yourself.

It gets better

>tfw i heard how people can go onto Tinder and just say a few lines of dialogue back and forth and then go out with them, have a date, and bang all within the same night

My god they're like another species from me

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>>38922154
>>38916903
I don't have thoughts like that in that manner, I just figure that people have too much stuff on their hands most of the time to really mine themselves for new revelations. I don't blame them, I guess. Not everyone's a dreamer and thinker, not everyone needs to be.

>>38934854
look at the bridge of their nose

>>38934853

Just keep her talking.

Ask a lot of open-ended questions about her interests, family, ambitions, etc.

She's gonna ask you about you but don't start rambling, women don't give a shit about your interests they're just waiting for you to shut up so they can talk again.

>>38915762
>I'm a NEET loser with no friends or social skills
Start working on that as well you goddamn retard

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>>38918116
>intp
>mfw ENTJ
GET IN GEAR BITCH

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>>38934866
>>38934956
thanks m89s

i'm gonna make it

>>38934958
I hope that'll work.
I figure, worst case scenario, it will still at least be a learning opportunity.

>>38934995
Ever read the book "Asshole"?

There's a fun training exercise. Walk down a busy street and look random people in the eyes. Do not look away until they look away first. Do this every day while you're out doing stuff.

Obviously do not do it to nigger-tier gangbanger types that will beat the shit out of you for it, but just average people. They'll walk past you and forget that you ever existed, but you'll have made confidence gains.

>>38935092
https://www.amazon.com/Assholes-Theory-Aaron-James/dp/0804171351
this one? If yes i'm buying that shit right fucking now

>>38928608
Not him, but i'm sure it has to do with the faggots attacking him

>>38935137
Not that one, this one
https://www.amazon.com/Asshole-Rich-Happy-Giving-About-ebook/dp/0767927265

Might as well bump thread with my story

>reasonably normie kid through childhood/early teens
>lots of friends, a few girlfriends even
>got depressed at 16/17
>gained a ton of weight, lost almost all friends
>fell in with the stoners, started smoking a lot of weed
>continued getting fatter, got into harder drugs, continued this way until 21
>had a psychotic episode, completely lost my mind
>lost the few remaining friends I had left
>fell into a suicidal depression and gained more weight up to 250 pounds
>at 23 I discover fit and start lifting, running and counting calories
>become decently fit and put myself out there trying to socialise
>have a few one night stands even got a girlfriend
>still no friends 3 years later

I've just started uni and I'm realising I'm just not a fun person to be around. I have 3 years surrounded by people to fix that, I hope it's worth it. Have to say though, compared to where I was 4 years ago I'm pretty happy with where I am right now, I might still be a weirdo but at least I'm a good looking weirdo who takes care of himself, I used to be a fat weirdo who stank of cigarettes and whose only interest was drugs.

>>38935762
Damn I wish I was a normie

>>38915762
>where do you work?

>I'm....uh....looking for a job at the moment


I need to lie.

>>38915762
>tfw always have girls actively hitting on me whenever I meet a new group of people now that I've lost weight
>even had a girl nervously walk up to me at my gym and tell me I'm her man crush

Too bad I'm a fucking autist who has no self confidence and just sees any woman who likes me as having something wrong with them.

How do I fix this?

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For you college autismos, here's how to make conversation

>so where are you from?
>(if from another state) what brought you to University of _____?
When they mention the state they're from and you know a thing or two about it, make conversation. Say "oh it's so cold there" or something. Also they'll ask you where you are from or why you came here, it's good to have a same standard funny response prepared each time you're asked this (e.g. I came to Arizona because the weather's hot and the women are hot too)
>what's your major? -> (response) -> oh my buddy's in that class and they said it's really annoying
(they will respond with "that's so true omg, our professor ........")

Talk about really relatable stuff that everyone hates. I know none of you are too autistic to not even be able to do that. For example, hating exams, or how you left an assignment for the last minute and had to stay up all night to do it.

If you're out of the loop on normie pop culture (i.e.a band, or sports team), you should always say "I dunno that much about them but I've heard good things" followed by namedropping their one hit song you know or a comment or last week's game.

Give priority to the girl talking about herself rather than you talking about yourself. Talk about yourself when you have a funny and relevant anecdote, or something relatable.

Also don't be a yes man. Disagree on things occasionally. If they mention a band or something feel free to say "Hmmm well that's not really my thing." You're your own person, something as small as that makes you not seem like a boring person who is just reading off a checklist of things that are agreed upon.

Hope this post helps.
t. total beta in high school who had a strong drive to make it in college

>>38920994
>i like my privacy

Just keep it simple, women will get bored by that intellectual shit

>>38922337
the bartender says "hi mr president'

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>mfw have a decent face and not obese so when I'm autistic and don't say anything people default me to being "mysterious"
>hated freshman year dorm life, went home almost every weekend and never socialized with any of my floormates
>had two roommates that were ugly and both shut ins, but even slightly less so than I
>next year room somewhere else with a guy from my floor by chance
>he tells me everyone on the floor thought I was always leaving to go to parties and hang out with my other friends they were all sure I had
>(I didn't)
>meanwhile they labelled my two roommates as the Freaks and called my room the weirdo room because they did the same thing but were ugly

people are awful man

>>38938450
I have the opposite problem

>be foreign in 'murican college
>have a young face and look like a "nice kid"
>only started lifting recently so noob gainz but not swole yet
>people see me and at first glance assume I'm the quiet studious type
>first opinion is always that I would hate alcohol and stay in every weekend
>everyone always surprised as fuck when they find out who the people I'm friends with are or what my snapchat story is on the weekends

I'm a beta who forced himself to go to normie parties and ended up enjoying it but I still don't look the part

>>38915762
Just totally ignore them then, they will have a positive view of you, since they didn't find out anything about you.....r-right?

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>>38915966
>DO NOT MENTION VIDYA
>DO NOT MENTION 4CHAN

>"So anon, what are your hobby's?"
you think he is going to last 10 seconds without doing just this?

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>>38938165

>>38939171
>or what my snapchat story is on the weekends
m8, please tell me you're not underage b8

>>38937508
>psychotic episode
>no friends after years of trying
that guy is not a normie

>>38926989
This is my strategy. For most of my twenties, I was a quiet, aspergic lanklet weirdo. I recently lost some weight and am starting to put on some muscle, and I'm wearing much nicer clothes at my office job.

People are drawn to nice-looking people; if you're a fat style-less slob with an abnormal personality, people think you're a weirdo, on the other hand, if you dress nice and look even moderately attractive, people look at you as being more quirky and eccentric. Use this as an opening and exploit it.

I've got this problem where I could easily get laid, but when the opportunity arrives either I'd rather do something else or I get hardcore bad vibes. I'm a 20 y/o kissless virgin, btw. I suppose I'm just being a pussy, but I don't understand it considering I'm a borderline psychopath and the feelings of these females does not interest me.

>>38939399
I'd recommend you go for it next time. I'm a 28 year old KHV and get terribly awkward and intimidated whenever a girl shows interest in me. It never gets better unless you change your attitude. 20 is still very young.

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>>38917236
>tfw when you're a joke

>>38934853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-a1jXgAsQI

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>>38933128

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>>38939504
>I feel it too
how do I into being normal /fit/? I'm sick of being the weird guy that no one wants to be with

>>38939436
Do you drink, club, lift?

>>38926739
You didn't fuck her

>>38938124
A-and did you make it in the end ?

>>38939182
1. Lifting
2. Reading
3. Underwater Basketweaking
4. Extreme Ironing

>have 0 female friends or relationships
>be afraid of social interactions, especially with women
>be afraid of being laughed at or not taken seriously
>don't like my face when i smile
>never smile to strangers
>when i do make eye contact my face is dead serious
>people perceive me as condescending and scorning
>really i just want to meet a girl
>it's starting to mess with my psyche
>there's no joy in life

Anyone had/have this? I'm starting to re-normalise my sleeping rythm and I go to the gym 4 times a week (for 3 weeks now), please tell me it'll get better.

>>38940094
If you want to make better relationships you gotta start working out your relationship muscle. That fear will never get better unless you repeatedly face it. I recommend signing up for a cooking, dancing or sewing course somewhere close to where you live and then talking to the girls in it about the thing in question. You'll be the single male in a sea of chicks.

>>38918134
That still shouldn't waver your confidence. It shows mental fortitude to be able to acknowledge that someone is doing better than you, so it's good that you realize it. Use it to motivate yourself to work harder

>>38921401
Think and you become

>>38915769
Jokes? Like there once was a man from nantucket?

>>38922337
>>38915806
>A Jew, a Nigger and a Spic walks in a bar, which obviously you wouldn't find even remotely funny.

Is actually pretty funny as is

>>38915762
Thrive on your autism mate, joke about yourself.
Don't mention 4chan, anime and vydia.

>>38939552
>drink
Yes. Not very often though.

>club
No.

>lift
Yes. I've only been doing it for a few months, but there's a little bit of progress.

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>>38916668
> not just doing both

enjoy your head trauma you dyel faggot
> mfw a baseball bat or having more than two opponents will make your years of "muh deducation" irrelevant

kek

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>>38915762
They probably won't care if they just want to fuck you.

Don't bother falling in love u til you get your shit together. Losing a broad over that is suicide material.

>>38917286
Just ask her out bro.

If you can get past the 1 week mark, without sperging too hard, you will be more confident and it wont feel weird to talk to her anymore.

Worst case scenario, you're still a virgin CS major.

>>38915762
Get a job and try and develop some new hobbies or do something more productive in your spare time, try and pick up and instrument, 2nd language or do something creative like writing or whatever engages the mind. Vidya can still fit in, but try to develop and create something that's yours, whether it be a blog, a stream, drawing or music. Have an outlet for your ideas and thoughts.

Find a job, youll meet people there. Get a job in a kitchen if you want to get some social interaction, lots of girl waitresses to talk to and line guys are usually a lot of fun to be around. I've been a server/bartender for a year or so now, very fun job, keeps you active and fairly engaging and it's good money, and the kitchen side isn't too bad if you find a place that pays above min plus gives tipout.

>>38915762
THIS IS NOT FITNESS RELATED YOU FUCKHEAD

REPORTED

STOP FUCKING MAKING THOSE THREADS

t. angry feels thread poster

>>38915762
>tfw found a 10/10 girl looks and character
>tfw she is frightened you might turn out to be like every other chad
>tfw she isn't giving you a chance to convince her from the opposite

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>>38932870
>tfw this
I suppose this is what I get for listening to my mp3 player nearly every day of school as a kid.

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>>38915762
>tfw when /fit/ as fuark but only have 4 inches erect
>the it used to be 6 erect

Wtf happened bros?

>>38942545
Sarms

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>tfw last NEET friend just sold his mmo accounts, is making friends and becoming a normie
Should I just join the herd and fake it? How long will it take me until I kill myself then?

How to show confidence? Maybe it's the language barrier but I don't know what that means exactly.
As in I have good self esteem and don't really care about others' opinions, but I don't really know if I show it or there's something else to it.

>>38920994
>apparently "I'm concerned about the ethical practises of Facebook's data retention policy" is not a Chad answer to why I don't have Facebook

Lol'd

>>38942555
What the hell are sarms? I'm not taking /fraud/ dude.

>>38926913
I-is this real? I've browsed here and /k/ every day for like 3 years and I've never seen this before.

>>38942600
Get new neet friends

>>38942894
H-how would I go about that? Him, along some of my other now-normie friends, I had known for years. I'm 26 now and I can't see myself meeting any new people who would be as jaded and reclusive as me.

>fly to Kazakhstan with three male friends
>we stay at one of the guys grandmothers place
>she rips out compliment after compliment to me and her niece has to translate to me
>she even said I have a nice singing voice when I started singing at the lunch table
>go out
>meet girls
>kazakh friend who translates stuff to us tells me one compliment after another from girls when we go out
>"nice face, nice teeth, nice smile, nice body"
>be last three days in kazakhstan
>meet up with a rich chick and her friend
>end up smoking outside with her
>next day kazakh friends tells me she liked me
>we go out again all four of us
>end up watching a movie
>ten minutes in she starts resting her head on my shoulder
>I put my hand between her thighs
>she cuddles my arm with both her hands and arm
>we end up going to a club afterwards
>I make out with her on the dancefloor and grab the shit out of her ass
I really like to cuddle

I actually made a friend start lifting because I got so many compliments from girls when we were out

>>38942933
I mean that happens to all of us, you just have to become Alpha neet and make other friends in what ever game you play.
> Yo can I add you, do some dungeons later ?
> You can I add you, que up some games later ?
Don't go full autism /pol/ mode and just have easy chats with people, sooner or later you will blast full meme speed and become mates

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>Girls say I'm good looking when speaking candidly over beers
>all kinds of people like me, I can make anyone laugh
>everyone recognizes me as one of the smartest people theyve ever met
>people love to have philosophical conversations with me
>everytime I ask a girl out to eat she politely declines

Just be yourself bro, just be confident and have a sense of humor

Hello f*cking epic

>>38943216
>asking girls
There's your mistake. You have to make them

>>38915762
then dont talk much. play the mysterious. since the movie drive, bitches love silent guys. i dont talk much, only when asked and even then i give a answer after a brief thinking and dont explain shit if not asked. works for me.

>>38943247
Wut?

>>38939228

It's really big in my college. I don't give a fuck about Snapchat or Instagram or whatever flavor of the month social media thing is popular but damn if it isn't a good tool to get yourself a good reputation with normies.

If you're not at least trying to socialize and get with it then you deserve your autism and no gf

>>38928240
maybe you aren't interesting you sad fuck

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>Mfw too focused in the gym and look intimidating or some shit
>its actually autism

>mfw thinking about talking to woman and she looks me in the eyes

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>tfw she remembers your name and tells you to have a great day
>you don't know if she's being polite or is actually interested

>>38915762

So what I find to be the best anti-autist strat is to not be in your head. The moment you start THINKING is when shit goes down hill. Stay outside of your body and INSIDE the encounter. Don't worry about WHAT you say but HOW you say it.

>nigger
>nigga

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>>38943828
>tfw people confuse my apathetic or focused expressions now as being angry at them
>not used to it because people treated me like a fragile sad puppy or some shit like that when I was a kid due to me hardly smiling

>>38943952

iktfb

working on it

>>38942978
>Kazakhstan

you was just at london right m8?

>>38942600
transition in normie, then lift and be confident. Psuedo-chad at that point. easy