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guys I suddenly remembered something and I must share it with you
>be in China for a year (teaching english at a university)
>/tit/izen so buy protein powder and go to the local chinese gym
>these big red tubs of protein powder
>I never threw away the empty tubs, I stacked them in my spare bedroom (university provided apartment on campus, teacher building)
>by the time it's year over and go back to muricca, I have a wall of empty protein powder tubs
>last day of school, I take them all out to the front door of apartment building where trash pick up is at
>come back from a day of classes, almost EVERY teacher is grabbing one to take in their homes
>they're all saying how it would be perfect for storing dry rice ( no joke)
>next day I'm on the plane back WHEN I SUDDENLY REMEMBER:
>there was one day during the semester when the water was out all day
>I had already flushed my toilet once, so the tank didn't fill up for another flush
>had to shit badly
>time to go teach class, can't be late
>I quickly took a dump in one of the empty protein powder tubs, put it back on the wall, AND COMPLTELY FORGOT ABOUT IT!
>one of those teachers, one unlucky soul, took home that shit filled protein powder tub...and opened it
>holy shit, I wonder what happened
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>>38914137
Not the slightest bit funny or even believable. Kill yourself faggot.
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>>38914153
I swear to fucking god it happened, here's a picture of all the tubs after I put them outside for trash pickup
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>>38914219
and here's a picture taken from my third floor apartment window of the now empty card board box
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>>38914219
I think i see the one with the turd in it
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>>38914343
xD
its cool man, i trust ya. that other guy sucks
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>>38914219
How did you go through so many in just a year?
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>>38914650
5 SCOOPZ
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>>38914650
8 HOUR ARMS COME ON
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>>38914137
Have the same kind, strawberry milkshake with milk. It's the best tasting protein powder that I have ever used. So fucking good. I actually look forward to it every day. I could replace any meal with this stuff.
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>>38914137
lol thanks for the story anon. Did you take any ephedrine while you were there? China is where that shit is originally from.
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>>38914137
hot teachers are literally my fantasy
please post pic
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>>38914219
Holy shit bro i'm crying laughing, only cause i've done dumb shit like that before when I placed paracetamol with my boxes of multivitamins (used to work at a pharmacy) and my neighbours took them from my lawn
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>>38914137
hmm
nice story
not haha -funny, but hmmm -funny
i give it a 7/10
t. meme inspector
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YOU motherfucker that was you? My mom came home one day with a Syntha-6 box with a brick dried up shit in it, I asked where she got it from and said she picked it up from a friend
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>>38914137
I'm indian. My old protein powder containers are all used to store grain.
Nothing gets wasted.
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>>38915749
considering that you're Indian, wouldn't it be cleaner to also follow OP and shit in the tubs, as opposed to shitting on the streets?
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>>38914137
>>38914219
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>>38915773
My fucking sides
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>>38915773
Hahahaha
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>>38915674
>mum why are you holding a supplement tub with shit inside
>"i got it from a friend :)"
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How did you consume so much brotein in a year?
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